My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
A tall young person is wandering around. Their green hair is tied back into a ponytail, and their brown eyes are deep and serious. They wear tree brown clothing, and a pair of deer antlers sprout from their head.
Earwf walks around and says, "I don't see a lot of Gods around here."
“Former gods. My pantheon has fallen.”
"Sad that's never fun."
“Indeed.” They say, smiling. The smile doesn’t reach their eyes, though. “And are you? Not many can sense divinity.”
"A lowly smith" leaning on his staff of the magi
“Lowly? I see that staff and I wonder who you truly are.”
"Fine, a minor god under Hettie."
“I do not know of her. Perhaps she is from a different pantheon.”
"You wouldn't have heard of her, and yes, she is in a pantheon of 9."
“My pantheon is much larger, but we are all fallen.”
"Do you want to join Hettie?"
“I do not want to be a god again. The existence is terrible.”
"Well, three divine beings in one village. Who woulda thunk it?"
A somewhat short figure appears, wearing a strange outfit, a yellow full-body suit with a strange black symbol on the chest.
“Two divine, one former.” They respond, voice grim. “Hello there.”
"Hello to you too. Former divinity, huh? That's sad. May I ask how?"
“Too many of my pantheon fell, and dragged the rest of us down with them.”
"Who took them down?"
“Desto, Habiv, Frysten, many of them chose to fall. Then we had little divinity left, and were forced to fall ourselves.”
"Do you want to meet Hettie?"
*Desto?*
*Yeah, Frysten, Desto, Mxamis, and Aletto are all from the same characters and scattered across several threads.*
“Perhaps. Is she a threat?”
"It depends on your origin. You are fine."
*Farge im making Farge*
“And why would someone be a threat?”
"She hates chromatic dragons."
“Ah. Interesting.”
"Well, it's complicated."
*Here Hettie's backstory*
Backstory of Hettie
Prologue
We begin with the wizard Gabriel Nightwatch descending into madness after years of lonely nights in the Shadowfell. He attempted to create an overpowered watchdog to replace himself. After decades of failure, he realized that dogs are simply lazy. He then expanded his mad research to include all pets except cats, as the last vestige of his sanity screamed, “NOT CATS. "
Over time, he discovered he could utilize cats better than he had previously attempted. Eventually, he achieved his first success with a tawny tabby female named BANANA. Following this, Gabriel renamed her Hettie, and his heart gave out, for he had lost all purpose.
Year -116:
While Hettie wandered the bleak landscapes, she met a young gold shadow dragon. He asked her, expecting no answer, “Little cat, are you lost?” he laughed. Which stopped when she said back to him, “No, I’m looking for company.” Then he said
“Look no further, for I shall keep you company.”
At this point, Hettie was about the size of a human.
While they walked, he said, “What are you?”
She responded, “I first remember waking up in a tower, on a dead human. After realizing that there was no way out but a window, I jumped out the window, landing on my paws. I then walked a short distance and found you.”
After a while, he said, “By my guess, you're a cat from the Material plane that got experimented on by the mad wizard.”
She responded, “I would like to see this Material plane.”
He then said,” I could take you in a couple of decades, and we could train during that time.”
Then she asked, “What is your name? Mine's Hettie. " He responded, “Farge.”
Later in his lair,
“Let us fight but not kill each other,” Hettie said after they had rested.
“Ok.”
After they exchange a flurry of blows. While they circled, Farge said, “You're a lot more resilient than I thought you’d be. I’m having great trouble striking you.”
Year 0:
The pair encountered an ancient red shadow dragon. He scoffed at Hettie and said to Farge, “You should get a better playmate.” To which Hettie replied, “Maybe you fight us to find out if I can fight'
red 'nhaa, that would be a waste of time.”
He turned his back on the two friends and started to stride away. Hettie, seeing this, unleashed her claws, lopping the last three feet of his tail. The dragon roars in agony, whipping around, he unleashed a flurry of devastating blows.
Farge flew to help, but he didn’t need to; she floored him with one blow. Then, she said, “Run or you’ll need healing,” and he scrambled away. This would be a good time to mention that Hettie is now huge and Farge is an adult. It’s now been almost 116 years in the Shadowfel.
Later, Hettie asked Farge, “How did you plan to get us out of the Shadowfel?”
“I was going to cast gate to open a portal,” he responded.
“Wait, gate? I think I can cast that spell.“
Farge gaped at her. "Wait, what, how?" He questioned her.
”I’m a weird cat, remember?”
“Well, cast the spell, then?” he said, but she didn’t get a chance. The red dragon from before, with his tail still bleeding, and nine friends walked into the lair and rasped,” Well, look who is still play-fighting.” At this point, the two groups started to fight.
The fight went badly, with Farge taking out the white but then sustaining a serious head injury. The tide turned when Hettie let out a hiss of pure rage and sadness, which knocked all of the dragons away. She then ran to Farge.
“Are you ok?” She demanded Hettie realized he was going to die. “Wait, no, no. I can save you. What are the words to powerwordheal?" But he died.Then the ten came back to kill her too, but while staring at Farge, she said, “Why? Did you kill him? You wanted me, not him, and you're going to get ME!” as she ran to kill them. It was ten on one, but it didn't matter; they fell like trees before a hurricane. As the red lay dying, he said, “We will all come to kill you.”
“So? I’ll just kill you all again. Over and over and over,” she said while walking away, and he then died.
Later, Hettie casts true resurrection and Farge wakes as a true ancient gold dragon in the Material Plane. He then asks, “How am I alive? Hettie, I should be dead and black for that matter.”
She then said, “I resurrected you in the Material plane.”
“Where did the dragons go?”
“I killed them all.”
‘How,” he sputters
“Why do I keep telling you this? I’m a weird cat.”
“How long has it been?”
“Ten years”
“What? And where are we?”
“It took that long to get the components, and wherein the Material plane.”
“If I’m correct, that’s a diamond worth 250,000 gp. Where did you get that?”
“Gabriel Nightwatch, the wizard who made me”
“What?”
“It's a very long story, and it starts with you dying.”
Part 1: The Story
After you died, the first thing I did was scan my memory for our conversations on spells, any of the resurrection spells, and what I needed. I remember needing a diamond and you not being dead for more than two centuries.
Year 1: I cast the permanent gate into the Material plane, then went through and found myself looking at two armies that had stopped fighting when I materialized. One side was led by an ancient red dragon, and the other side, witch was more a two man army than an actual army, was led by an ancient gold dragon. I RAN at the red thinking of You and hit him, he tried to fly and did NOT get anywhere as I JUMPed and SLAMmed him out of the sky. The gold thanked me and told me he owed me, and his name was Jydr (JI-drr). So I asked him to tell me how to cast True Resurrection, and that's how I learned how to cast the spell. He is also my friend.
Year 2 (in my pastime, I’m killing thousands of chromatic dragons ): armed with this knowledge, I set out to find the diamond. The first place is the dragon hordes. Nothing. Though I did find enough platinum to make a 50-by-50-foot (worth 265,840,000,000 GP) cube, and I’m not going to even talk about the gold. (which is now painting the walls. 5 feet deep)
Year 3: When I met a Kjinh, I was looking through this massive dungeon. He said, “Oh, feel free, my stuff is everybody's stuff,” said the beholder
“I need this ‘stuff’ to resurrect my friend.”
“Wait, how did he die?”
“Dragons”
“Can I help you for a price?”
“What,” I sighed
“Oh, just power.”
“How am I just going to give you power?”
“The wish spell’
Then to buy Kjinh, I cast wish three times because it’s nice. Putting him roughly on par with her.
Year 5 (all her friends are also looking for the diamond): On a frozen wasteland, I find a gang of ten white dragons beating on a smaller, weirdly colored white dragon. Reminded of Farge, I stared at them, and I then cast Hettie’s Hello Moon, and they ran. Regardless, they all died, all but the smaller one named Asef, whom I spared. He then said, “What can I do to repay you?”
I then said,” Help me resurrect my friend.”
Year 10: On one of my regular jants in the Shadowfell, I came across a tower. I thought that I knew the tower. Then I realized that the tower was where I was made. Upon entering, I saw a door in a plain room, then I heard a voice say, “What are you?” showing obvious interest. I said defensively, “Who are you?”
“Gabriel Nightwatch, BANANA, or should I say Hettie?”
“How do you know my name?” I respond questioningly. As he walked out the door, he said, “I made you, Hettie.”
“What did you call me?” I asked, shocked, and tried to change the subject.“BANANA, your first name, and no subject changes, Hettie. Have you enjoyed your 126 years of life?”
“If you count knowing a gold dragon for 116 years, then his dying, then spending the next ten years killing chromatic dragons and trying to resurrect him as enjoying life, then yes.”
“Wait, how many chromatic dragons?”
“975,104.”
“That might be enough to just buy one diamond,” He said sarcastically. “Wait, you can buy diamonds.“
"Yes. You could buy one from me right now,” he said, exasperated. “Wait, let me get the gold,” I said, leaving.
Comes back with a five-by-five feet cube and looks shocked at the size of the cube. Then gives me the diamond.
I then say, “Come with me and go through the gate.”
Then, I go with Gabriel, get Farge's body, and go through the gate with Gab and Farge. Then, I call the team to come to the Gate. While I wait, I cast trueresurrection, and then we both know the rest of the story.
Part 2: The Great Friends
The next part starts with our team in the ninth layer of hell, where Avernes finds a pit fiend named Qepo. Jydr says, “Before you ask, no, we aren’t going to fight you unless you fight us.”Qepo responds, “Good because I don’t like fighting anything, and I just want somebody to understand. Though nobody even cares, and I just want peace,” in one breath, surprising all of them.
“The truth.”
“Oh, you are also a band of misfits.”
“Join the club.”
“Ok. It sounds nice.” Literally, that is how we got Qepo. When they got back to the lair, they shared a king’sHerofeast.
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
A tall young person is wandering around. Their green hair is tied back into a ponytail, and their brown eyes are deep and serious. They wear tree brown clothing, and a pair of deer antlers sprout from their head.
Earwf walks around and says, "I don't see a lot of Gods around here."
“Former gods. My pantheon has fallen.”
"Sad that's never fun."
“Indeed.” They say, smiling. The smile doesn’t reach their eyes, though. “And are you? Not many can sense divinity.”
"A lowly smith" leaning on his staff of the magi
“Lowly? I see that staff and I wonder who you truly are.”
"Fine, a minor god under Hettie."
“I do not know of her. Perhaps she is from a different pantheon.”
"You wouldn't have heard of her, and yes, she is in a pantheon of 9."
“My pantheon is much larger, but we are all fallen.”
"Do you want to join Hettie?"
“I do not want to be a god again. The existence is terrible.”
"Well, three divine beings in one village. Who woulda thunk it?"
A somewhat short figure appears, wearing a strange outfit, a yellow full-body suit with a strange black symbol on the chest.
“Two divine, one former.” They respond, voice grim. “Hello there.”
"Hello to you too. Former divinity, huh? That's sad. May I ask how?"
“Too many of my pantheon fell, and dragged the rest of us down with them.”
"Who took them down?"
“Desto, Habiv, Frysten, many of them chose to fall. Then we had little divinity left, and were forced to fall ourselves.”
"Do you want to meet Hettie?"
*Desto?*
*Yeah, Frysten, Desto, Mxamis, and Aletto are all from the same characters and scattered across several threads.*
“Perhaps. Is she a threat?”
"It depends on your origin. You are fine."
*Farge im making Farge*
“And why would someone be a threat?”
"She hates chromatic dragons."
“Ah. Interesting.”
"Well, it's complicated."
*Here Hettie's backstory*
Backstory of Hettie
Prologue
We begin with the wizard Gabriel Nightwatch descending into madness after years of lonely nights in the Shadowfell. He attempted to create an overpowered watchdog to replace himself. After decades of failure, he realized that dogs are simply lazy. He then expanded his mad research to include all pets except cats, as the last vestige of his sanity screamed, “NOT CATS. "
Over time, he discovered he could utilize cats better than he had previously attempted. Eventually, he achieved his first success with a tawny tabby female named BANANA. Following this, Gabriel renamed her Hettie, and his heart gave out, for he had lost all purpose.
Year -116:
While Hettie wandered the bleak landscapes, she met a young gold shadow dragon. He asked her, expecting no answer, “Little cat, are you lost?” he laughed. Which stopped when she said back to him, “No, I’m looking for company.” Then he said
“Look no further, for I shall keep you company.”
At this point, Hettie was about the size of a human.
While they walked, he said, “What are you?”
She responded, “I first remember waking up in a tower, on a dead human. After realizing that there was no way out but a window, I jumped out the window, landing on my paws. I then walked a short distance and found you.”
After a while, he said, “By my guess, you're a cat from the Material plane that got experimented on by the mad wizard.”
She responded, “I would like to see this Material plane.”
He then said,” I could take you in a couple of decades, and we could train during that time.”
Then she asked, “What is your name? Mine's Hettie. " He responded, “Farge.”
Later in his lair,
“Let us fight but not kill each other,” Hettie said after they had rested.
“Ok.”
After they exchange a flurry of blows. While they circled, Farge said, “You're a lot more resilient than I thought you’d be. I’m having great trouble striking you.”
Year 0:
The pair encountered an ancient red shadow dragon. He scoffed at Hettie and said to Farge, “You should get a better playmate.” To which Hettie replied, “Maybe you fight us to find out if I can fight'
red 'nhaa, that would be a waste of time.”
He turned his back on the two friends and started to stride away. Hettie, seeing this, unleashed her claws, lopping the last three feet of his tail. The dragon roars in agony, whipping around, he unleashed a flurry of devastating blows.
Farge flew to help, but he didn’t need to; she floored him with one blow. Then, she said, “Run or you’ll need healing,” and he scrambled away. This would be a good time to mention that Hettie is now huge and Farge is an adult. It’s now been almost 116 years in the Shadowfel.
Later, Hettie asked Farge, “How did you plan to get us out of the Shadowfel?”
“I was going to cast gate to open a portal,” he responded.
“Wait, gate? I think I can cast that spell.“
Farge gaped at her. "Wait, what, how?" He questioned her.
”I’m a weird cat, remember?”
“Well, cast the spell, then?” he said, but she didn’t get a chance. The red dragon from before, with his tail still bleeding, and nine friends walked into the lair and rasped,” Well, look who is still play-fighting.” At this point, the two groups started to fight.
The fight went badly, with Farge taking out the white but then sustaining a serious head injury. The tide turned when Hettie let out a hiss of pure rage and sadness, which knocked all of the dragons away. She then ran to Farge.
“Are you ok?” She demanded Hettie realized he was going to die. “Wait, no, no. I can save you. What are the words to powerwordheal?" But he died.Then the ten came back to kill her too, but while staring at Farge, she said, “Why? Did you kill him? You wanted me, not him, and you're going to get ME!” as she ran to kill them. It was ten on one, but it didn't matter; they fell like trees before a hurricane. As the red lay dying, he said, “We will all come to kill you.”
“So? I’ll just kill you all again. Over and over and over,” she said while walking away, and he then died.
Later, Hettie casts true resurrection and Farge wakes as a true ancient gold dragon in the Material Plane. He then asks, “How am I alive? Hettie, I should be dead and black for that matter.”
She then said, “I resurrected you in the Material plane.”
“Where did the dragons go?”
“I killed them all.”
‘How,” he sputters
“Why do I keep telling you this? I’m a weird cat.”
“How long has it been?”
“Ten years”
“What? And where are we?”
“It took that long to get the components, and wherein the Material plane.”
“If I’m correct, that’s a diamond worth 250,000 gp. Where did you get that?”
“Gabriel Nightwatch, the wizard who made me”
“What?”
“It's a very long story, and it starts with you dying.”
Part 1: The Story
After you died, the first thing I did was scan my memory for our conversations on spells, any of the resurrection spells, and what I needed. I remember needing a diamond and you not being dead for more than two centuries.
Year 1: I cast the permanent gate into the Material plane, then went through and found myself looking at two armies that had stopped fighting when I materialized. One side was led by an ancient red dragon, and the other side, witch was more a two man army than an actual army, was led by an ancient gold dragon. I RAN at the red thinking of You and hit him, he tried to fly and did NOT get anywhere as I JUMPed and SLAMmed him out of the sky. The gold thanked me and told me he owed me, and his name was Jydr (JI-drr). So I asked him to tell me how to cast True Resurrection, and that's how I learned how to cast the spell. He is also my friend.
Year 2 (in my pastime, I’m killing thousands of chromatic dragons ): armed with this knowledge, I set out to find the diamond. The first place is the dragon hordes. Nothing. Though I did find enough platinum to make a 50-by-50-foot (worth 265,840,000,000 GP) cube, and I’m not going to even talk about the gold. (which is now painting the walls. 5 feet deep)
Year 3: When I met a Kjinh, I was looking through this massive dungeon. He said, “Oh, feel free, my stuff is everybody's stuff,” said the beholder
“I need this ‘stuff’ to resurrect my friend.”
“Wait, how did he die?”
“Dragons”
“Can I help you for a price?”
“What,” I sighed
“Oh, just power.”
“How am I just going to give you power?”
“The wish spell’
Then to buy Kjinh, I cast wish three times because it’s nice. Putting him roughly on par with her.
Year 5 (all her friends are also looking for the diamond): On a frozen wasteland, I find a gang of ten white dragons beating on a smaller, weirdly colored white dragon. Reminded of Farge, I stared at them, and I then cast Hettie’s Hello Moon, and they ran. Regardless, they all died, all but the smaller one named Asef, whom I spared. He then said, “What can I do to repay you?”
I then said,” Help me resurrect my friend.”
Year 10: On one of my regular jants in the Shadowfell, I came across a tower. I thought that I knew the tower. Then I realized that the tower was where I was made. Upon entering, I saw a door in a plain room, then I heard a voice say, “What are you?” showing obvious interest. I said defensively, “Who are you?”
“Gabriel Nightwatch, BANANA, or should I say Hettie?”
“How do you know my name?” I respond questioningly. As he walked out the door, he said, “I made you, Hettie.”
“What did you call me?” I asked, shocked, and tried to change the subject.“BANANA, your first name, and no subject changes, Hettie. Have you enjoyed your 126 years of life?”
“If you count knowing a gold dragon for 116 years, then his dying, then spending the next ten years killing chromatic dragons and trying to resurrect him as enjoying life, then yes.”
“Wait, how many chromatic dragons?”
“975,104.”
“That might be enough to just buy one diamond,” He said sarcastically. “Wait, you can buy diamonds.“
"Yes. You could buy one from me right now,” he said, exasperated. “Wait, let me get the gold,” I said, leaving.
Comes back with a five-by-five feet cube and looks shocked at the size of the cube. Then gives me the diamond.
I then say, “Come with me and go through the gate.”
Then, I go with Gabriel, get Farge's body, and go through the gate with Gab and Farge. Then, I call the team to come to the Gate. While I wait, I cast trueresurrection, and then we both know the rest of the story.
Part 2: The Great Friends
The next part starts with our team in the ninth layer of hell, where Avernes finds a pit fiend named Qepo. Jydr says, “Before you ask, no, we aren’t going to fight you unless you fight us.”Qepo responds, “Good because I don’t like fighting anything, and I just want somebody to understand. Though nobody even cares, and I just want peace,” in one breath, surprising all of them.
“The truth.”
“Oh, you are also a band of misfits.”
“Join the club.”
“Ok. It sounds nice.” Literally, that is how we got Qepo. When they got back to the lair, they shared a king’sHerofeast.
*Read. Cool!*
“I do enjoy complicated. I am Mxamis.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
A tall young person is wandering around. Their green hair is tied back into a ponytail, and their brown eyes are deep and serious. They wear tree brown clothing, and a pair of deer antlers sprout from their head.
Earwf walks around and says, "I don't see a lot of Gods around here."
“Former gods. My pantheon has fallen.”
"Sad that's never fun."
“Indeed.” They say, smiling. The smile doesn’t reach their eyes, though. “And are you? Not many can sense divinity.”
"A lowly smith" leaning on his staff of the magi
“Lowly? I see that staff and I wonder who you truly are.”
"Fine, a minor god under Hettie."
“I do not know of her. Perhaps she is from a different pantheon.”
"You wouldn't have heard of her, and yes, she is in a pantheon of 9."
“My pantheon is much larger, but we are all fallen.”
"Do you want to join Hettie?"
“I do not want to be a god again. The existence is terrible.”
"Well, three divine beings in one village. Who woulda thunk it?"
A somewhat short figure appears, wearing a strange outfit, a yellow full-body suit with a strange black symbol on the chest.
“Two divine, one former.” They respond, voice grim. “Hello there.”
"Hello to you too. Former divinity, huh? That's sad. May I ask how?"
“Too many of my pantheon fell, and dragged the rest of us down with them.”
"Who took them down?"
“Desto, Habiv, Frysten, many of them chose to fall. Then we had little divinity left, and were forced to fall ourselves.”
"Do you want to meet Hettie?"
*Desto?*
*Yeah, Frysten, Desto, Mxamis, and Aletto are all from the same characters and scattered across several threads.*
“Perhaps. Is she a threat?”
"It depends on your origin. You are fine."
*Farge im making Farge*
“And why would someone be a threat?”
"She hates chromatic dragons."
“Ah. Interesting.”
"Well, it's complicated."
*Here Hettie's backstory*
Backstory of Hettie
Prologue
We begin with the wizard Gabriel Nightwatch descending into madness after years of lonely nights in the Shadowfell. He attempted to create an overpowered watchdog to replace himself. After decades of failure, he realized that dogs are simply lazy. He then expanded his mad research to include all pets except cats, as the last vestige of his sanity screamed, “NOT CATS. "
Over time, he discovered he could utilize cats better than he had previously attempted. Eventually, he achieved his first success with a tawny tabby female named BANANA. Following this, Gabriel renamed her Hettie, and his heart gave out, for he had lost all purpose.
Year -116:
While Hettie wandered the bleak landscapes, she met a young gold shadow dragon. He asked her, expecting no answer, “Little cat, are you lost?” he laughed. Which stopped when she said back to him, “No, I’m looking for company.” Then he said
“Look no further, for I shall keep you company.”
At this point, Hettie was about the size of a human.
While they walked, he said, “What are you?”
She responded, “I first remember waking up in a tower, on a dead human. After realizing that there was no way out but a window, I jumped out the window, landing on my paws. I then walked a short distance and found you.”
After a while, he said, “By my guess, you're a cat from the Material plane that got experimented on by the mad wizard.”
She responded, “I would like to see this Material plane.”
He then said,” I could take you in a couple of decades, and we could train during that time.”
Then she asked, “What is your name? Mine's Hettie. " He responded, “Farge.”
Later in his lair,
“Let us fight but not kill each other,” Hettie said after they had rested.
“Ok.”
After they exchange a flurry of blows. While they circled, Farge said, “You're a lot more resilient than I thought you’d be. I’m having great trouble striking you.”
Year 0:
The pair encountered an ancient red shadow dragon. He scoffed at Hettie and said to Farge, “You should get a better playmate.” To which Hettie replied, “Maybe you fight us to find out if I can fight'
red 'nhaa, that would be a waste of time.”
He turned his back on the two friends and started to stride away. Hettie, seeing this, unleashed her claws, lopping the last three feet of his tail. The dragon roars in agony, whipping around, he unleashed a flurry of devastating blows.
Farge flew to help, but he didn’t need to; she floored him with one blow. Then, she said, “Run or you’ll need healing,” and he scrambled away. This would be a good time to mention that Hettie is now huge and Farge is an adult. It’s now been almost 116 years in the Shadowfel.
Later, Hettie asked Farge, “How did you plan to get us out of the Shadowfel?”
“I was going to cast gate to open a portal,” he responded.
“Wait, gate? I think I can cast that spell.“
Farge gaped at her. "Wait, what, how?" He questioned her.
”I’m a weird cat, remember?”
“Well, cast the spell, then?” he said, but she didn’t get a chance. The red dragon from before, with his tail still bleeding, and nine friends walked into the lair and rasped,” Well, look who is still play-fighting.” At this point, the two groups started to fight.
The fight went badly, with Farge taking out the white but then sustaining a serious head injury. The tide turned when Hettie let out a hiss of pure rage and sadness, which knocked all of the dragons away. She then ran to Farge.
“Are you ok?” She demanded Hettie realized he was going to die. “Wait, no, no. I can save you. What are the words to powerwordheal?" But he died.Then the ten came back to kill her too, but while staring at Farge, she said, “Why? Did you kill him? You wanted me, not him, and you're going to get ME!” as she ran to kill them. It was ten on one, but it didn't matter; they fell like trees before a hurricane. As the red lay dying, he said, “We will all come to kill you.”
“So? I’ll just kill you all again. Over and over and over,” she said while walking away, and he then died.
Later, Hettie casts true resurrection and Farge wakes as a true ancient gold dragon in the Material Plane. He then asks, “How am I alive? Hettie, I should be dead and black for that matter.”
She then said, “I resurrected you in the Material plane.”
“Where did the dragons go?”
“I killed them all.”
‘How,” he sputters
“Why do I keep telling you this? I’m a weird cat.”
“How long has it been?”
“Ten years”
“What? And where are we?”
“It took that long to get the components, and wherein the Material plane.”
“If I’m correct, that’s a diamond worth 250,000 gp. Where did you get that?”
“Gabriel Nightwatch, the wizard who made me”
“What?”
“It's a very long story, and it starts with you dying.”
Part 1: The Story
After you died, the first thing I did was scan my memory for our conversations on spells, any of the resurrection spells, and what I needed. I remember needing a diamond and you not being dead for more than two centuries.
Year 1: I cast the permanent gate into the Material plane, then went through and found myself looking at two armies that had stopped fighting when I materialized. One side was led by an ancient red dragon, and the other side, witch was more a two man army than an actual army, was led by an ancient gold dragon. I RAN at the red thinking of You and hit him, he tried to fly and did NOT get anywhere as I JUMPed and SLAMmed him out of the sky. The gold thanked me and told me he owed me, and his name was Jydr (JI-drr). So I asked him to tell me how to cast True Resurrection, and that's how I learned how to cast the spell. He is also my friend.
Year 2 (in my pastime, I’m killing thousands of chromatic dragons ): armed with this knowledge, I set out to find the diamond. The first place is the dragon hordes. Nothing. Though I did find enough platinum to make a 50-by-50-foot (worth 265,840,000,000 GP) cube, and I’m not going to even talk about the gold. (which is now painting the walls. 5 feet deep)
Year 3: When I met a Kjinh, I was looking through this massive dungeon. He said, “Oh, feel free, my stuff is everybody's stuff,” said the beholder
“I need this ‘stuff’ to resurrect my friend.”
“Wait, how did he die?”
“Dragons”
“Can I help you for a price?”
“What,” I sighed
“Oh, just power.”
“How am I just going to give you power?”
“The wish spell’
Then to buy Kjinh, I cast wish three times because it’s nice. Putting him roughly on par with her.
Year 5 (all her friends are also looking for the diamond): On a frozen wasteland, I find a gang of ten white dragons beating on a smaller, weirdly colored white dragon. Reminded of Farge, I stared at them, and I then cast Hettie’s Hello Moon, and they ran. Regardless, they all died, all but the smaller one named Asef, whom I spared. He then said, “What can I do to repay you?”
I then said,” Help me resurrect my friend.”
Year 10: On one of my regular jants in the Shadowfell, I came across a tower. I thought that I knew the tower. Then I realized that the tower was where I was made. Upon entering, I saw a door in a plain room, then I heard a voice say, “What are you?” showing obvious interest. I said defensively, “Who are you?”
“Gabriel Nightwatch, BANANA, or should I say Hettie?”
“How do you know my name?” I respond questioningly. As he walked out the door, he said, “I made you, Hettie.”
“What did you call me?” I asked, shocked, and tried to change the subject.“BANANA, your first name, and no subject changes, Hettie. Have you enjoyed your 126 years of life?”
“If you count knowing a gold dragon for 116 years, then his dying, then spending the next ten years killing chromatic dragons and trying to resurrect him as enjoying life, then yes.”
“Wait, how many chromatic dragons?”
“975,104.”
“That might be enough to just buy one diamond,” He said sarcastically. “Wait, you can buy diamonds.“
"Yes. You could buy one from me right now,” he said, exasperated. “Wait, let me get the gold,” I said, leaving.
Comes back with a five-by-five feet cube and looks shocked at the size of the cube. Then gives me the diamond.
I then say, “Come with me and go through the gate.”
Then, I go with Gabriel, get Farge's body, and go through the gate with Gab and Farge. Then, I call the team to come to the Gate. While I wait, I cast trueresurrection, and then we both know the rest of the story.
Part 2: The Great Friends
The next part starts with our team in the ninth layer of hell, where Avernes finds a pit fiend named Qepo. Jydr says, “Before you ask, no, we aren’t going to fight you unless you fight us.”Qepo responds, “Good because I don’t like fighting anything, and I just want somebody to understand. Though nobody even cares, and I just want peace,” in one breath, surprising all of them.
“The truth.”
“Oh, you are also a band of misfits.”
“Join the club.”
“Ok. It sounds nice.” Literally, that is how we got Qepo. When they got back to the lair, they shared a king’sHerofeast.
*Read. Cool!*
“I do enjoy complicated. I am Mxamis.”
"Is that a yes?"
*I could add Desto to her backstory as the betrayer?*
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A tall young person is wandering around. Their green hair is tied back into a ponytail, and their brown eyes are deep and serious. They wear tree brown clothing, and a pair of deer antlers sprout from their head.
Earwf walks around and says, "I don't see a lot of Gods around here."
“Former gods. My pantheon has fallen.”
"Sad that's never fun."
“Indeed.” They say, smiling. The smile doesn’t reach their eyes, though. “And are you? Not many can sense divinity.”
"A lowly smith" leaning on his staff of the magi
“Lowly? I see that staff and I wonder who you truly are.”
"Fine, a minor god under Hettie."
“I do not know of her. Perhaps she is from a different pantheon.”
"You wouldn't have heard of her, and yes, she is in a pantheon of 9."
“My pantheon is much larger, but we are all fallen.”
"Do you want to join Hettie?"
“I do not want to be a god again. The existence is terrible.”
"Well, three divine beings in one village. Who woulda thunk it?"
A somewhat short figure appears, wearing a strange outfit, a yellow full-body suit with a strange black symbol on the chest.
“Two divine, one former.” They respond, voice grim. “Hello there.”
"Hello to you too. Former divinity, huh? That's sad. May I ask how?"
“Too many of my pantheon fell, and dragged the rest of us down with them.”
"Who took them down?"
“Desto, Habiv, Frysten, many of them chose to fall. Then we had little divinity left, and were forced to fall ourselves.”
"Do you want to meet Hettie?"
*Desto?*
*Yeah, Frysten, Desto, Mxamis, and Aletto are all from the same characters and scattered across several threads.*
“Perhaps. Is she a threat?”
"It depends on your origin. You are fine."
*Farge im making Farge*
“And why would someone be a threat?”
"She hates chromatic dragons."
“Ah. Interesting.”
"Well, it's complicated."
*Here Hettie's backstory*
Backstory of Hettie
Prologue
We begin with the wizard Gabriel Nightwatch descending into madness after years of lonely nights in the Shadowfell. He attempted to create an overpowered watchdog to replace himself. After decades of failure, he realized that dogs are simply lazy. He then expanded his mad research to include all pets except cats, as the last vestige of his sanity screamed, “NOT CATS. "
Over time, he discovered he could utilize cats better than he had previously attempted. Eventually, he achieved his first success with a tawny tabby female named BANANA. Following this, Gabriel renamed her Hettie, and his heart gave out, for he had lost all purpose.
Year -116:
While Hettie wandered the bleak landscapes, she met a young gold shadow dragon. He asked her, expecting no answer, “Little cat, are you lost?” he laughed. Which stopped when she said back to him, “No, I’m looking for company.” Then he said
“Look no further, for I shall keep you company.”
At this point, Hettie was about the size of a human.
While they walked, he said, “What are you?”
She responded, “I first remember waking up in a tower, on a dead human. After realizing that there was no way out but a window, I jumped out the window, landing on my paws. I then walked a short distance and found you.”
After a while, he said, “By my guess, you're a cat from the Material plane that got experimented on by the mad wizard.”
She responded, “I would like to see this Material plane.”
He then said,” I could take you in a couple of decades, and we could train during that time.”
Then she asked, “What is your name? Mine's Hettie. " He responded, “Farge.”
Later in his lair,
“Let us fight but not kill each other,” Hettie said after they had rested.
“Ok.”
After they exchange a flurry of blows. While they circled, Farge said, “You're a lot more resilient than I thought you’d be. I’m having great trouble striking you.”
Year 0:
The pair encountered an ancient red shadow dragon. He scoffed at Hettie and said to Farge, “You should get a better playmate.” To which Hettie replied, “Maybe you fight us to find out if I can fight'
red 'nhaa, that would be a waste of time.”
He turned his back on the two friends and started to stride away. Hettie, seeing this, unleashed her claws, lopping the last three feet of his tail. The dragon roars in agony, whipping around, he unleashed a flurry of devastating blows.
Farge flew to help, but he didn’t need to; she floored him with one blow. Then, she said, “Run or you’ll need healing,” and he scrambled away. This would be a good time to mention that Hettie is now huge and Farge is an adult. It’s now been almost 116 years in the Shadowfel.
Later, Hettie asked Farge, “How did you plan to get us out of the Shadowfel?”
“I was going to cast gate to open a portal,” he responded.
“Wait, gate? I think I can cast that spell.“
Farge gaped at her. "Wait, what, how?" He questioned her.
”I’m a weird cat, remember?”
“Well, cast the spell, then?” he said, but she didn’t get a chance. The red dragon from before, with his tail still bleeding, and nine friends walked into the lair and rasped,” Well, look who is still play-fighting.” At this point, the two groups started to fight.
The fight went badly, with Farge taking out the white but then sustaining a serious head injury. The tide turned when Hettie let out a hiss of pure rage and sadness, which knocked all of the dragons away. She then ran to Farge.
“Are you ok?” She demanded Hettie realized he was going to die. “Wait, no, no. I can save you. What are the words to powerwordheal?" But he died.Then the ten came back to kill her too, but while staring at Farge, she said, “Why? Did you kill him? You wanted me, not him, and you're going to get ME!” as she ran to kill them. It was ten on one, but it didn't matter; they fell like trees before a hurricane. As the red lay dying, he said, “We will all come to kill you.”
“So? I’ll just kill you all again. Over and over and over,” she said while walking away, and he then died.
Later, Hettie casts true resurrection and Farge wakes as a true ancient gold dragon in the Material Plane. He then asks, “How am I alive? Hettie, I should be dead and black for that matter.”
She then said, “I resurrected you in the Material plane.”
“Where did the dragons go?”
“I killed them all.”
‘How,” he sputters
“Why do I keep telling you this? I’m a weird cat.”
“How long has it been?”
“Ten years”
“What? And where are we?”
“It took that long to get the components, and wherein the Material plane.”
“If I’m correct, that’s a diamond worth 250,000 gp. Where did you get that?”
“Gabriel Nightwatch, the wizard who made me”
“What?”
“It's a very long story, and it starts with you dying.”
Part 1: The Story
After you died, the first thing I did was scan my memory for our conversations on spells, any of the resurrection spells, and what I needed. I remember needing a diamond and you not being dead for more than two centuries.
Year 1: I cast the permanent gate into the Material plane, then went through and found myself looking at two armies that had stopped fighting when I materialized. One side was led by an ancient red dragon, and the other side, witch was more a two man army than an actual army, was led by an ancient gold dragon. I RAN at the red thinking of You and hit him, he tried to fly and did NOT get anywhere as I JUMPed and SLAMmed him out of the sky. The gold thanked me and told me he owed me, and his name was Jydr (JI-drr). So I asked him to tell me how to cast True Resurrection, and that's how I learned how to cast the spell. He is also my friend.
Year 2 (in my pastime, I’m killing thousands of chromatic dragons ): armed with this knowledge, I set out to find the diamond. The first place is the dragon hordes. Nothing. Though I did find enough platinum to make a 50-by-50-foot (worth 265,840,000,000 GP) cube, and I’m not going to even talk about the gold. (which is now painting the walls. 5 feet deep)
Year 3: When I met a Kjinh, I was looking through this massive dungeon. He said, “Oh, feel free, my stuff is everybody's stuff,” said the beholder
“I need this ‘stuff’ to resurrect my friend.”
“Wait, how did he die?”
“Dragons”
“Can I help you for a price?”
“What,” I sighed
“Oh, just power.”
“How am I just going to give you power?”
“The wish spell’
Then to buy Kjinh, I cast wish three times because it’s nice. Putting him roughly on par with her.
Year 5 (all her friends are also looking for the diamond): On a frozen wasteland, I find a gang of ten white dragons beating on a smaller, weirdly colored white dragon. Reminded of Farge, I stared at them, and I then cast Hettie’s Hello Moon, and they ran. Regardless, they all died, all but the smaller one named Asef, whom I spared. He then said, “What can I do to repay you?”
I then said,” Help me resurrect my friend.”
Year 10: On one of my regular jants in the Shadowfell, I came across a tower. I thought that I knew the tower. Then I realized that the tower was where I was made. Upon entering, I saw a door in a plain room, then I heard a voice say, “What are you?” showing obvious interest. I said defensively, “Who are you?”
“Gabriel Nightwatch, BANANA, or should I say Hettie?”
“How do you know my name?” I respond questioningly. As he walked out the door, he said, “I made you, Hettie.”
“What did you call me?” I asked, shocked, and tried to change the subject.“BANANA, your first name, and no subject changes, Hettie. Have you enjoyed your 126 years of life?”
“If you count knowing a gold dragon for 116 years, then his dying, then spending the next ten years killing chromatic dragons and trying to resurrect him as enjoying life, then yes.”
“Wait, how many chromatic dragons?”
“975,104.”
“That might be enough to just buy one diamond,” He said sarcastically. “Wait, you can buy diamonds.“
"Yes. You could buy one from me right now,” he said, exasperated. “Wait, let me get the gold,” I said, leaving.
Comes back with a five-by-five feet cube and looks shocked at the size of the cube. Then gives me the diamond.
I then say, “Come with me and go through the gate.”
Then, I go with Gabriel, get Farge's body, and go through the gate with Gab and Farge. Then, I call the team to come to the Gate. While I wait, I cast trueresurrection, and then we both know the rest of the story.
Part 2: The Great Friends
The next part starts with our team in the ninth layer of hell, where Avernes finds a pit fiend named Qepo. Jydr says, “Before you ask, no, we aren’t going to fight you unless you fight us.”Qepo responds, “Good because I don’t like fighting anything, and I just want somebody to understand. Though nobody even cares, and I just want peace,” in one breath, surprising all of them.
“The truth.”
“Oh, you are also a band of misfits.”
“Join the club.”
“Ok. It sounds nice.” Literally, that is how we got Qepo. When they got back to the lair, they shared a king’sHerofeast.
*Read. Cool!*
“I do enjoy complicated. I am Mxamis.”
"Is that a yes?"
*I could add Desto to her backstory as the betrayer?*
*Nah no thanks, I would prefer to keep the pantheons separate. But it’s cool!*
“Sure!”
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A tall young person is wandering around. Their green hair is tied back into a ponytail, and their brown eyes are deep and serious. They wear tree brown clothing, and a pair of deer antlers sprout from their head.
Earwf walks around and says, "I don't see a lot of Gods around here."
“Former gods. My pantheon has fallen.”
"Sad that's never fun."
“Indeed.” They say, smiling. The smile doesn’t reach their eyes, though. “And are you? Not many can sense divinity.”
"A lowly smith" leaning on his staff of the magi
“Lowly? I see that staff and I wonder who you truly are.”
"Fine, a minor god under Hettie."
“I do not know of her. Perhaps she is from a different pantheon.”
"You wouldn't have heard of her, and yes, she is in a pantheon of 9."
“My pantheon is much larger, but we are all fallen.”
"Do you want to join Hettie?"
“I do not want to be a god again. The existence is terrible.”
"Well, three divine beings in one village. Who woulda thunk it?"
A somewhat short figure appears, wearing a strange outfit, a yellow full-body suit with a strange black symbol on the chest.
“Two divine, one former.” They respond, voice grim. “Hello there.”
"Hello to you too. Former divinity, huh? That's sad. May I ask how?"
“Too many of my pantheon fell, and dragged the rest of us down with them.”
"Who took them down?"
“Desto, Habiv, Frysten, many of them chose to fall. Then we had little divinity left, and were forced to fall ourselves.”
"Do you want to meet Hettie?"
*Desto?*
*Yeah, Frysten, Desto, Mxamis, and Aletto are all from the same characters and scattered across several threads.*
“Perhaps. Is she a threat?”
"It depends on your origin. You are fine."
*Farge im making Farge*
“And why would someone be a threat?”
"She hates chromatic dragons."
“Ah. Interesting.”
"Well, it's complicated."
*Here Hettie's backstory*
Backstory of Hettie
Prologue
We begin with the wizard Gabriel Nightwatch descending into madness after years of lonely nights in the Shadowfell. He attempted to create an overpowered watchdog to replace himself. After decades of failure, he realized that dogs are simply lazy. He then expanded his mad research to include all pets except cats, as the last vestige of his sanity screamed, “NOT CATS. "
Over time, he discovered he could utilize cats better than he had previously attempted. Eventually, he achieved his first success with a tawny tabby female named BANANA. Following this, Gabriel renamed her Hettie, and his heart gave out, for he had lost all purpose.
Year -116:
While Hettie wandered the bleak landscapes, she met a young gold shadow dragon. He asked her, expecting no answer, “Little cat, are you lost?” he laughed. Which stopped when she said back to him, “No, I’m looking for company.” Then he said
“Look no further, for I shall keep you company.”
At this point, Hettie was about the size of a human.
While they walked, he said, “What are you?”
She responded, “I first remember waking up in a tower, on a dead human. After realizing that there was no way out but a window, I jumped out the window, landing on my paws. I then walked a short distance and found you.”
After a while, he said, “By my guess, you're a cat from the Material plane that got experimented on by the mad wizard.”
She responded, “I would like to see this Material plane.”
He then said,” I could take you in a couple of decades, and we could train during that time.”
Then she asked, “What is your name? Mine's Hettie. " He responded, “Farge.”
Later in his lair,
“Let us fight but not kill each other,” Hettie said after they had rested.
“Ok.”
After they exchange a flurry of blows. While they circled, Farge said, “You're a lot more resilient than I thought you’d be. I’m having great trouble striking you.”
Year 0:
The pair encountered an ancient red shadow dragon. He scoffed at Hettie and said to Farge, “You should get a better playmate.” To which Hettie replied, “Maybe you fight us to find out if I can fight'
red 'nhaa, that would be a waste of time.”
He turned his back on the two friends and started to stride away. Hettie, seeing this, unleashed her claws, lopping the last three feet of his tail. The dragon roars in agony, whipping around, he unleashed a flurry of devastating blows.
Farge flew to help, but he didn’t need to; she floored him with one blow. Then, she said, “Run or you’ll need healing,” and he scrambled away. This would be a good time to mention that Hettie is now huge and Farge is an adult. It’s now been almost 116 years in the Shadowfel.
Later, Hettie asked Farge, “How did you plan to get us out of the Shadowfel?”
“I was going to cast gate to open a portal,” he responded.
“Wait, gate? I think I can cast that spell.“
Farge gaped at her. "Wait, what, how?" He questioned her.
”I’m a weird cat, remember?”
“Well, cast the spell, then?” he said, but she didn’t get a chance. The red dragon from before, with his tail still bleeding, and nine friends walked into the lair and rasped,” Well, look who is still play-fighting.” At this point, the two groups started to fight.
The fight went badly, with Farge taking out the white but then sustaining a serious head injury. The tide turned when Hettie let out a hiss of pure rage and sadness, which knocked all of the dragons away. She then ran to Farge.
“Are you ok?” She demanded Hettie realized he was going to die. “Wait, no, no. I can save you. What are the words to powerwordheal?" But he died.Then the ten came back to kill her too, but while staring at Farge, she said, “Why? Did you kill him? You wanted me, not him, and you're going to get ME!” as she ran to kill them. It was ten on one, but it didn't matter; they fell like trees before a hurricane. As the red lay dying, he said, “We will all come to kill you.”
“So? I’ll just kill you all again. Over and over and over,” she said while walking away, and he then died.
Later, Hettie casts true resurrection and Farge wakes as a true ancient gold dragon in the Material Plane. He then asks, “How am I alive? Hettie, I should be dead and black for that matter.”
She then said, “I resurrected you in the Material plane.”
“Where did the dragons go?”
“I killed them all.”
‘How,” he sputters
“Why do I keep telling you this? I’m a weird cat.”
“How long has it been?”
“Ten years”
“What? And where are we?”
“It took that long to get the components, and wherein the Material plane.”
“If I’m correct, that’s a diamond worth 250,000 gp. Where did you get that?”
“Gabriel Nightwatch, the wizard who made me”
“What?”
“It's a very long story, and it starts with you dying.”
Part 1: The Story
After you died, the first thing I did was scan my memory for our conversations on spells, any of the resurrection spells, and what I needed. I remember needing a diamond and you not being dead for more than two centuries.
Year 1: I cast the permanent gate into the Material plane, then went through and found myself looking at two armies that had stopped fighting when I materialized. One side was led by an ancient red dragon, and the other side, witch was more a two man army than an actual army, was led by an ancient gold dragon. I RAN at the red thinking of You and hit him, he tried to fly and did NOT get anywhere as I JUMPed and SLAMmed him out of the sky. The gold thanked me and told me he owed me, and his name was Jydr (JI-drr). So I asked him to tell me how to cast True Resurrection, and that's how I learned how to cast the spell. He is also my friend.
Year 2 (in my pastime, I’m killing thousands of chromatic dragons ): armed with this knowledge, I set out to find the diamond. The first place is the dragon hordes. Nothing. Though I did find enough platinum to make a 50-by-50-foot (worth 265,840,000,000 GP) cube, and I’m not going to even talk about the gold. (which is now painting the walls. 5 feet deep)
Year 3: When I met a Kjinh, I was looking through this massive dungeon. He said, “Oh, feel free, my stuff is everybody's stuff,” said the beholder
“I need this ‘stuff’ to resurrect my friend.”
“Wait, how did he die?”
“Dragons”
“Can I help you for a price?”
“What,” I sighed
“Oh, just power.”
“How am I just going to give you power?”
“The wish spell’
Then to buy Kjinh, I cast wish three times because it’s nice. Putting him roughly on par with her.
Year 5 (all her friends are also looking for the diamond): On a frozen wasteland, I find a gang of ten white dragons beating on a smaller, weirdly colored white dragon. Reminded of Farge, I stared at them, and I then cast Hettie’s Hello Moon, and they ran. Regardless, they all died, all but the smaller one named Asef, whom I spared. He then said, “What can I do to repay you?”
I then said,” Help me resurrect my friend.”
Year 10: On one of my regular jants in the Shadowfell, I came across a tower. I thought that I knew the tower. Then I realized that the tower was where I was made. Upon entering, I saw a door in a plain room, then I heard a voice say, “What are you?” showing obvious interest. I said defensively, “Who are you?”
“Gabriel Nightwatch, BANANA, or should I say Hettie?”
“How do you know my name?” I respond questioningly. As he walked out the door, he said, “I made you, Hettie.”
“What did you call me?” I asked, shocked, and tried to change the subject.“BANANA, your first name, and no subject changes, Hettie. Have you enjoyed your 126 years of life?”
“If you count knowing a gold dragon for 116 years, then his dying, then spending the next ten years killing chromatic dragons and trying to resurrect him as enjoying life, then yes.”
“Wait, how many chromatic dragons?”
“975,104.”
“That might be enough to just buy one diamond,” He said sarcastically. “Wait, you can buy diamonds.“
"Yes. You could buy one from me right now,” he said, exasperated. “Wait, let me get the gold,” I said, leaving.
Comes back with a five-by-five feet cube and looks shocked at the size of the cube. Then gives me the diamond.
I then say, “Come with me and go through the gate.”
Then, I go with Gabriel, get Farge's body, and go through the gate with Gab and Farge. Then, I call the team to come to the Gate. While I wait, I cast trueresurrection, and then we both know the rest of the story.
Part 2: The Great Friends
The next part starts with our team in the ninth layer of hell, where Avernes finds a pit fiend named Qepo. Jydr says, “Before you ask, no, we aren’t going to fight you unless you fight us.”Qepo responds, “Good because I don’t like fighting anything, and I just want somebody to understand. Though nobody even cares, and I just want peace,” in one breath, surprising all of them.
“The truth.”
“Oh, you are also a band of misfits.”
“Join the club.”
“Ok. It sounds nice.” Literally, that is how we got Qepo. When they got back to the lair, they shared a king’sHerofeast.
*Read. Cool!*
“I do enjoy complicated. I am Mxamis.”
"Is that a yes?"
*I could add Desto to her backstory as the betrayer?*
*Nah no thanks, I would prefer to keep the pantheons separate. But it’s cool!*
“Sure!”
He opens a gate to what looks like Hell. "Well, here we come."
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"No, she lives in her own plane, but the siege makes it look like Helll"
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"No, she lives in her own plane, but the siege makes it look like Helll"
“Siege?”
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"No, she lives in her own plane, but the siege makes it look like Helll"
“Siege?”
"The betrayer is trying to kill her right now (and failing)"
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"No, she lives in her own plane, but the siege makes it look like Helll"
“Siege?”
"The betrayer is trying to kill her right now (and failing)"
“Ah. And who is the betrayer?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"No, she lives in her own plane, but the siege makes it look like Helll"
“Siege?”
"The betrayer is trying to kill her right now (and failing)"
“Ah. And who is the betrayer?”
"I don't know?"
“Interesting.” He smiles grimly. “Lead me on.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"No, she lives in her own plane, but the siege makes it look like Helll"
“Siege?”
"The betrayer is trying to kill her right now (and failing)"
“Ah. And who is the betrayer?”
"I don't know?"
“Interesting.” He smiles grimly. “Lead me on.”
He leads him past a 2000 ft hole in the ground
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"No, she lives in her own plane, but the siege makes it look like Helll"
“Siege?”
"The betrayer is trying to kill her right now (and failing)"
“Ah. And who is the betrayer?”
"I don't know?"
“Interesting.” He smiles grimly. “Lead me on.”
He leads him past a 2000 ft hole in the ground
“What is this?”
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"No, she lives in her own plane, but the siege makes it look like Helll"
“Siege?”
"The betrayer is trying to kill her right now (and failing)"
“Ah. And who is the betrayer?”
"I don't know?"
“Interesting.” He smiles grimly. “Lead me on.”
He leads him past a 2000 ft hole in the ground
“What is this?”
"Hettie did that."
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"No, she lives in her own plane, but the siege makes it look like Helll"
“Siege?”
"The betrayer is trying to kill her right now (and failing)"
“Ah. And who is the betrayer?”
"I don't know?"
“Interesting.” He smiles grimly. “Lead me on.”
He leads him past a 2000 ft hole in the ground
“What is this?”
"Hettie did that."
“She must be very powerful.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
You summon a full-on spectral moon and drop it. It deals 10,000,000D100 (500,000,000) force damage, ignoring all resistances and immunity. All creatures Hettie wants to save have the ground surrounding them survive, and they take no damage. Carves a 2,000-foot hole, except for the areas Hettie saves, which leaves a stable 2000-foot-tall rock spire, a 100-foot-tall, 5-foot-wide section has (AC 29 HP 1000 and succeeds on all saving throws) to knock over. When knocked over, deals (10,000,000/amount of rock spires left) damage
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"No, she lives in her own plane, but the siege makes it look like Helll"
“Siege?”
"The betrayer is trying to kill her right now (and failing)"
“Ah. And who is the betrayer?”
"I don't know?"
“Interesting.” He smiles grimly. “Lead me on.”
He leads him past a 2000 ft hole in the ground
“What is this?”
"Hettie did that."
“She must be very powerful.”
"Hettie could kill anyone and anything."
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
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*It’s cool!*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*It took me 2 weeks to write that*
*Finish the RP?*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*Read. Cool!*
“I do enjoy complicated. I am Mxamis.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"Is that a yes?"
*I could add Desto to her backstory as the betrayer?*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*Nah no thanks, I would prefer to keep the pantheons separate. But it’s cool!*
“Sure!”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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He opens a gate to what looks like Hell. "Well, here we come."
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*cut.*
“She lives in Hell?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"No, she lives in her own plane, but the siege makes it look like Helll"
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
“Siege?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"The betrayer is trying to kill her right now (and failing)"
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
“Ah. And who is the betrayer?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"I don't know?"
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
“Interesting.” He smiles grimly. “Lead me on.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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He leads him past a 2000 ft hole in the ground
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
“What is this?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"Hettie did that."
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
“She must be very powerful.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*with this spell*
Hettie's Hello Moon
Range: sight
Casting Time 1 action
Duration: Instant
Components: V (enjoy DEATH!)
You summon a full-on spectral moon and drop it. It deals 10,000,000D100 (500,000,000) force damage, ignoring all resistances and immunity. All creatures Hettie wants to save have the ground surrounding them survive, and they take no damage. Carves a 2,000-foot hole, except for the areas Hettie saves, which leaves a stable 2000-foot-tall rock spire, a 100-foot-tall, 5-foot-wide section has (AC 29 HP 1000 and succeeds on all saving throws) to knock over. When knocked over, deals (10,000,000/amount of rock spires left) damage
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
"Hettie could kill anyone and anything."
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber