The brute stares silently for a second, flinching slightly. He flexes his fingers. He already has a pistol halfway drawn from his bag. "That's not a good way to make a first impression." He puts the gun back. "You must be more careful in the future."
"Why should I make a good impression?"
"Because it's good to have people who like you." He takes a bite of one of his roasted rats. "Besides, a lot of people here are armed and jumpy, and that's a bad combination even if you put your best foot forward."
"Yeah, but it doesn't matter whether I make a good impression or not. They still try to kill me."
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
'Yeah, they're magnet fishers, that's how they get by. As long as ya were quiet about ya magic, they'd take ya.'
"ya, I guessed that."
'Good. Ya wanna go there now? Or ya got things to do?'
"Got things to do."
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
The wind seems to blow through the tunnels, how very unexpected as there should be no wind down here right? The wall suddenly looks like a door as it opens, the hinges creaking in rebellion agaisnt movement. A man steps out, well... could you call him a man? As he steps out, he bumps his head against the doorframe, cursing in sylvan as he closes the door behind him, the door becoming a wall once again.
He is tall, at most 7', but perhaps a little over. He has the head of a goat, two pairs of gilded golden horns sprouting from the top of his head. His large, albeit floppy ears are pierced with many hoops of gold, gilded studs, and thick rings. His fur is the color of the night, his eyes are cat-like and the same color as his horns. His body is more humanoid than animal-like, his skin the same color as his fur. His lanky arms end in soft hands with long iron-colored nails. A pair of tails extend from his tail bone, long and sleep with a tuft of fur at the end.
He wears a simple white dress shirt with black buttons, the sleeves rolled up to his elbows. Paired with a pair of simple black dress pants and slip-on shoes tailored for his cloven hoof feet. He carries a small pig under one arm, the little thing snorting in curiosity as to where it is now.
The man looks around and sighs, "Well, my Suidae friend, we might've taken a wrong turn at the corner of reality and fantasy it seems." he laughs gently and sets the pig down "Go see if you can find some mushrooms growing down here, I'll make you something to eat later if you can."
'You wanna drink?' Old Waldo the bartender calls out, apparently unfazed
The man turns around, as if confused if the man was talking to him. "Me? Oh, you were talking to me! Yes please and thank you"
'Soda, beer, Syn, we got everything. Except for fancy stuff, we've had a couple strange requests recently'
The wind seems to blow through the tunnels, how very unexpected as there should be no wind down here right? The wall suddenly looks like a door as it opens, the hinges creaking in rebellion agaisnt movement. A man steps out, well... could you call him a man? As he steps out, he bumps his head against the doorframe, cursing in sylvan as he closes the door behind him, the door becoming a wall once again.
He is tall, at most 7', but perhaps a little over. He has the head of a goat, two pairs of gilded golden horns sprouting from the top of his head. His large, albeit floppy ears are pierced with many hoops of gold, gilded studs, and thick rings. His fur is the color of the night, his eyes are cat-like and the same color as his horns. His body is more humanoid than animal-like, his skin the same color as his fur. His lanky arms end in soft hands with long iron-colored nails. A pair of tails extend from his tail bone, long and sleep with a tuft of fur at the end.
He wears a simple white dress shirt with black buttons, the sleeves rolled up to his elbows. Paired with a pair of simple black dress pants and slip-on shoes tailored for his cloven hoof feet. He carries a small pig under one arm, the little thing snorting in curiosity as to where it is now.
The man looks around and sighs, "Well, my Suidae friend, we might've taken a wrong turn at the corner of reality and fantasy it seems." he laughs gently and sets the pig down "Go see if you can find some mushrooms growing down here, I'll make you something to eat later if you can."
'You wanna drink?' Old Waldo the bartender calls out, apparently unfazed
The man turns around, as if confused if the man was talking to him. "Me? Oh, you were talking to me! Yes please and thank you"
'Soda, beer, Syn, we got everything. Except for fancy stuff, we've had a couple strange requests recently'
"Soda please, something vaguely berry-like if you have it. If not, lemony-lime." He nodded and walked over, sitting down on a stool.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"Because it's good to have people who like you." He takes a bite of one of his roasted rats. "Besides, a lot of people here are armed and jumpy, and that's a bad combination even if you put your best foot forward."
"Yeah, but it doesn't matter whether I make a good impression or not. They still try to kill me."
"And why is that?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Because it's good to have people who like you." He takes a bite of one of his roasted rats. "Besides, a lot of people here are armed and jumpy, and that's a bad combination even if you put your best foot forward."
"Yeah, but it doesn't matter whether I make a good impression or not. They still try to kill me."
"And why is that?"
"you think im going to tell you that?"
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
Cal heads off into the darkness of the subway tunnel, gun in hand.
Fives follows, switching their helmet to night-vision mode.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
*Hi Dragon, by the way, I never will post on TSF again, so you have Grimm back.*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
*Hi Dragon, by the way, I never will post on TSF again, so you have Grimm back.*
*why never again?*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
*Hi Dragon, by the way, I never will post on TSF again, so you have Grimm back.*
*why never again?*
*because it made me feel like a piece of **** *
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
*Hi Dragon, by the way, I never will post on TSF again, so you have Grimm back.*
*why never again?*
*because it made me feel like a piece of **** *
*Do you wanna test Giratina against Hettie?*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"I guess not." He pulls out his old journal once more and begins to look through it.
"What's that?"
*btw i will be on and off*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
*Hi Dragon, by the way, I never will post on TSF again, so you have Grimm back.*
*why never again?*
*because it made me feel like a piece of **** *
*Do you wanna test Giratina against Hettie?*
*not really, it would be a shutout for Giratina*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
*Hi Dragon, by the way, I never will post on TSF again, so you have Grimm back.*
*why never again?*
*because it made me feel like a piece of **** *
*Do you wanna test Giratina against Hettie?*
*not really, it would be a shutout for Giratina*
*No the level 3 Hettie.*
*btw Hettie at level 9 will have an AC of 49*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
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'Good. Ya wanna go there now? Or ya got things to do?'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
"Yeah, but it doesn't matter whether I make a good impression or not. They still try to kill me."
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
"Got things to do."
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
'Soda, beer, Syn, we got everything. Except for fancy stuff, we've had a couple strange requests recently'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
*gtg*
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
"Soda please, something vaguely berry-like if you have it. If not, lemony-lime." He nodded and walked over, sitting down on a stool.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*See ya man*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*anybody Wanna fight on the dome? *
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
"And why is that?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"you think im going to tell you that?"
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
Fives follows, switching their helmet to night-vision mode.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
*Hi Dragon, by the way, I never will post on TSF again, so you have Grimm back.*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*why never again?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
*because it made me feel like a piece of **** *
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*Do you wanna test Giratina against Hettie?*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
"I guess not." He pulls out his old journal once more and begins to look through it.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"What's that?"
*btw i will be on and off*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*not really, it would be a shutout for Giratina*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
*No the level 3 Hettie.*
*btw Hettie at level 9 will have an AC of 49*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber