He stretches. "Aight." He throws off the blanket, revealing five fully-armed skeletons that could not have fit under it. "If they make a false move they'll get riddled with holes."
"Home?" A massive, one-eyed, spider-like machine lowers into the tunnel. "Oh, you poor girl. There is no home." A long arm reaches out and offers a skeletal, needle-like hand. "Are you hurt?" If bibles still existed, the creature would look almost like a biblically accurate angel if it had modded itself to hell and back with the help of HR Geiger.
'Dang it, they ran. [GP] unchipped'
'A little bruised from falling down here, but otherwise okay. What do you want?'
All the skeletons turn their laser-sighted rifles on Cal. "Say that again. But say it without vulgarity or sneering superiority, please."
"I'm just here to help." The angel cackles in a crackling, crunched noise. "If I wanted to cause harm... well, I wouldn't be talking to you, would I?" One of its smaller arms reaches into its main body and removes some ice packs. "Take these. For your bruises." Its eye rotates in a sort of head-tilt. "Would you like to be loved?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He stretches. "Aight." He throws off the blanket, revealing five fully-armed skeletons that could not have fit under it. "If they make a false move they'll get riddled with holes."
"Home?" A massive, one-eyed, spider-like machine lowers into the tunnel. "Oh, you poor girl. There is no home." A long arm reaches out and offers a skeletal, needle-like hand. "Are you hurt?" If bibles still existed, the creature would look almost like a biblically accurate angel if it had modded itself to hell and back with the help of HR Geiger.
'Dang it, they ran. [GP] unchipped'
'A little bruised from falling down here, but otherwise okay. What do you want?'
All the skeletons turn their laser-sighted rifles on Cal. "Say that again. But say it without vulgarity or sneering superiority, please."
"I'm just here to help." The angel cackles in a crackling, crunched noise. "If I wanted to cause harm... well, I wouldn't be talking to you, would I?" One of its smaller arms reaches into its main body and removes some ice packs. "Take these. For your bruises." Its eye rotates in a sort of head-tilt. "Would you like to be loved?"
'Don't think it's possible.' Cal smirks
'If you're some kind of lustbot, I'm not interested. I got my Cal back at home.'
The fire roars... then fizzles out in a crackle of green energy. Theo is holding out a hand.
Counterspell.
"Nice job, upstart. Now shut up, sit down, and pay attention. I'm not in the mood for second-rate mages throwing around third-rate spells."
*counterspell your counterspell*
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The fire roars... then fizzles out in a crackle of green energy. Theo is holding out a hand.
Counterspell.
"Nice job, upstart. Now shut up, sit down, and pay attention. I'm not in the mood for second-rate mages throwing around third-rate spells."
*counterspell your counterspell*
*Can't. You already cast a leveled spell, and you can't do so again until the start of your next turn.*
*if we are using the new rules, Con save 24*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
All the skeletons turn their laser-sighted rifles on Cal. "Say that again. But say it without vulgarity or sneering superiority, please."
"I'm just here to help." The angel cackles in a crackling, crunched noise. "If I wanted to cause harm... well, I wouldn't be talking to you, would I?" One of its smaller arms reaches into its main body and removes some ice packs. "Take these. For your bruises." Its eye rotates in a sort of head-tilt. "Would you like to be loved?"
'Don't think it's possible.' Cal smirks
'If you're some kind of lustbot, I'm not interested. I got my Cal back at home.'
"Then you're welcome to die." The skeletons open fire. Attack: 30 Damage: 15 Attack: 23 Damage: 19 Attack: 25 Damage: 14 Attack: 32 Damage: 15 Attack: 36 Damage: 17
"I am not a machine, dear. I am an angel. And I have no need nor desire for intercourse." It wraps a claw around her head. "Who is this... Cal? Does he treat you kindly?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
All the skeletons turn their laser-sighted rifles on Cal. "Say that again. But say it without vulgarity or sneering superiority, please."
"I'm just here to help." The angel cackles in a crackling, crunched noise. "If I wanted to cause harm... well, I wouldn't be talking to you, would I?" One of its smaller arms reaches into its main body and removes some ice packs. "Take these. For your bruises." Its eye rotates in a sort of head-tilt. "Would you like to be loved?"
'Don't think it's possible.' Cal smirks
'If you're some kind of lustbot, I'm not interested. I got my Cal back at home.'
"Then you're welcome to die." The skeletons open fire. Attack: 30 Damage: 15 Attack: 23 Damage: 19 Attack: 25 Damage: 14 Attack: 32 Damage: 15 Attack: 36 Damage: 17
"I am not a machine, dear. I am an angel. And I have no need nor desire for intercourse." It wraps a claw around her head. "Who is this... Cal? Does he treat you kindly?"
*WHAT THE FRICK ARE THOSE SELBYS???*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
All the skeletons turn their laser-sighted rifles on Cal. "Say that again. But say it without vulgarity or sneering superiority, please."
"I'm just here to help." The angel cackles in a crackling, crunched noise. "If I wanted to cause harm... well, I wouldn't be talking to you, would I?" One of its smaller arms reaches into its main body and removes some ice packs. "Take these. For your bruises." Its eye rotates in a sort of head-tilt. "Would you like to be loved?"
'Don't think it's possible.' Cal smirks
'If you're some kind of lustbot, I'm not interested. I got my Cal back at home.'
"Then you're welcome to die." The skeletons open fire. Attack: 30 Damage: 15 Attack: 23 Damage: 19 Attack: 25 Damage: 14 Attack: 32 Damage: 15 Attack: 36 Damage: 17
"I am not a machine, dear. I am an angel. And I have no need nor desire for intercourse." It wraps a claw around her head. "Who is this... Cal? Does he treat you kindly?"
Cal falls to the ground, alive but very unconscious and bloodied
'He did. He loved me, I'm sure of it. He would have made it official, if that [GP] Mariana wasn't so jealous then I'd be by his side right now. But she needed me out of the way. He was charming, funny, kind, beautiful. There were even rumours that his features were natural. He's the perfect guy. And because I dared to go near him, that [GP] had me flushed down here like a [GP] turd. But I'll get him back, I swear.'
*Can't. You already cast a leveled spell, and you can't do so again until the start of your next turn.*
*if we are using the new rules, Con save 24*
*That beats it*
The skeletons are damaged, but still standing, and in Theo's place stands the death knight. Theo is back at his couch. He swapped places with the knight just before he would have been harmed.
The skeletons aim their weapons. Theo says what I wrote for him before, and it continues.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
All the skeletons turn their laser-sighted rifles on Cal. "Say that again. But say it without vulgarity or sneering superiority, please."
"I'm just here to help." The angel cackles in a crackling, crunched noise. "If I wanted to cause harm... well, I wouldn't be talking to you, would I?" One of its smaller arms reaches into its main body and removes some ice packs. "Take these. For your bruises." Its eye rotates in a sort of head-tilt. "Would you like to be loved?"
'Don't think it's possible.' Cal smirks
'If you're some kind of lustbot, I'm not interested. I got my Cal back at home.'
"Then you're welcome to die." The skeletons open fire. Attack: 30 Damage: 15 Attack: 23 Damage: 19 Attack: 25 Damage: 14 Attack: 32 Damage: 15 Attack: 36 Damage: 17
"I am not a machine, dear. I am an angel. And I have no need nor desire for intercourse." It wraps a claw around her head. "Who is this... Cal? Does he treat you kindly?"
*WHAT THE FRICK ARE THOSE SELBYS???*
*Dedicated necromancer with Danse Macabre.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Then you're welcome to die." The skeletons open fire. Attack: 30 Damage: 15 Attack: 23 Damage: 19 Attack: 25 Damage: 14 Attack: 32 Damage: 15 Attack: 36 Damage: 17
"I am not a machine, dear. I am an angel. And I have no need nor desire for intercourse." It wraps a claw around her head. "Who is this... Cal? Does he treat you kindly?"
Cal falls to the ground, alive but very unconscious and bloodied
'He did. He loved me, I'm sure of it. He would have made it official, if that [GP] Mariana wasn't so jealous then I'd be by his side right now. But she needed me out of the way. He was charming, funny, kind, beautiful. There were even rumours that his features were natural. He's the perfect guy. And because I dared to go near him, that [GP] had me flushed down here like a [GP] turd. But I'll get him back, I swear.'
Theo snaps his fingers, and the skeletons pick him up, moving him away. "If he comes back, cut his bones out."
"My, my... how are you going to do that? Not looking like this, I hope." It laughs once more, a hint of cruelty in its voice. "You'll need a new dress... and if you look good on the outside, perhaps you can have a better attitude." It delicately runs its bladed hands through her hair. "After all, all of those rich surface boys don't give a damn about how you feel, how your heart is. It's all about presentation. But you knew that already, didn't you?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Can't. You already cast a leveled spell, and you can't do so again until the start of your next turn.*
*if we are using the new rules, Con save 24*
*That beats it*
The skeletons are damaged, but still standing, and in Theo's place stands the death knight. Theo is back at his couch. He swapped places with the knight just before he would have been harmed.
The skeletons aim their weapons. Theo says what I wrote for him before, and it continues.
*you do relize that the max lavel is 8 right?*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
*Can't. You already cast a leveled spell, and you can't do so again until the start of your next turn.*
*if we are using the new rules, Con save 24*
*That beats it*
The skeletons are damaged, but still standing, and in Theo's place stands the death knight. Theo is back at his couch. He swapped places with the knight just before he would have been harmed.
The skeletons aim their weapons. Theo says what I wrote for him before, and it continues.
*you do relize that the max lavel is 8 right?*
*I'm a mod, and I got this cleared with Dutch. And it's not a real death knight.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Can't. You already cast a leveled spell, and you can't do so again until the start of your next turn.*
*if we are using the new rules, Con save 24*
*That beats it*
The skeletons are damaged, but still standing, and in Theo's place stands the death knight. Theo is back at his couch. He swapped places with the knight just before he would have been harmed.
The skeletons aim their weapons. Theo says what I wrote for him before, and it continues.
*you do relize that the max lavel is 8 right?*
*I'm a mod, and I got this cleared with Dutch. And it's not a real death knight.*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
*Can't. You already cast a leveled spell, and you can't do so again until the start of your next turn.*
*if we are using the new rules, Con save 24*
*That beats it*
The skeletons are damaged, but still standing, and in Theo's place stands the death knight. Theo is back at his couch. He swapped places with the knight just before he would have been harmed.
The skeletons aim their weapons. Theo says what I wrote for him before, and it continues.
*you do relize that the max lavel is 8 right?*
*I'm a mod, and I got this cleared with Dutch. And it's not a real death knight.*
"Then you're welcome to die." The skeletons open fire. Attack: 30 Damage: 15 Attack: 23 Damage: 19 Attack: 25 Damage: 14 Attack: 32 Damage: 15 Attack: 36 Damage: 17
"I am not a machine, dear. I am an angel. And I have no need nor desire for intercourse." It wraps a claw around her head. "Who is this... Cal? Does he treat you kindly?"
Cal falls to the ground, alive but very unconscious and bloodied
'He did. He loved me, I'm sure of it. He would have made it official, if that [GP] Mariana wasn't so jealous then I'd be by his side right now. But she needed me out of the way. He was charming, funny, kind, beautiful. There were even rumours that his features were natural. He's the perfect guy. And because I dared to go near him, that [GP] had me flushed down here like a [GP] turd. But I'll get him back, I swear.'
Theo snaps his fingers, and the skeletons pick him up, moving him away. "If he comes back, cut his bones out."
"My, my... how are you going to do that? Not looking like this, I hope." It laughs once more, a hint of cruelty in its voice. "You'll need a new dress... and if you look good on the outside, perhaps you can have a better attitude." It delicately runs its bladed hands through her hair. "After all, all of those rich surface boys don't give a damn about how you feel, how your heart is. It's all about presentation. But you knew that already, didn't you?"
'I had presentation! Look at my clothes! I have a proper background, my dad works in government. I'm a rich surface girl, for [GP]'s sake. It wasn't my fault I ended up here. He won't just forget me.'
*Can't. You already cast a leveled spell, and you can't do so again until the start of your next turn.*
*if we are using the new rules, Con save 24*
*That beats it*
The skeletons are damaged, but still standing, and in Theo's place stands the death knight. Theo is back at his couch. He swapped places with the knight just before he would have been harmed.
The skeletons aim their weapons. Theo says what I wrote for him before, and it continues.
*you do relize that the max lavel is 8 right?*
*I'm a mod, and I got this cleared with Dutch. And it's not a real death knight.*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
Theo snaps his fingers, and the skeletons pick him up, moving him away. "If he comes back, cut his bones out."
"My, my... how are you going to do that? Not looking like this, I hope." It laughs once more, a hint of cruelty in its voice. "You'll need a new dress... and if you look good on the outside, perhaps you can have a better attitude." It delicately runs its bladed hands through her hair. "After all, all of those rich surface boys don't give a damn about how you feel, how your heart is. It's all about presentation. But you knew that already, didn't you?"
'I had presentation! Look at my clothes! I have a proper background, my dad works in government. I'm a rich surface girl, for [GP]'s sake. It wasn't my fault I ended up here. He won't just forget me.'
"He will." It leans down close, gripping the back of her neck. "I'm sure even your father has forgotten you at this point. You are alone, child. Alone with me. And you need to behave better. I know you've been through a lot, and I know it hurts... but no one cares. And I do mean no one. Suffering is not a justification for anything other than stopping the suffering, and you'd rather whine, it seems." It moves a hand with scalpels for fingertips in front of her face. "I want to help you improve. Or, alternatively, repurpose your flesh into something worthy of its own sanctity."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
All the skeletons turn their laser-sighted rifles on Cal. "Say that again. But say it without vulgarity or sneering superiority, please."
"I'm just here to help." The angel cackles in a crackling, crunched noise. "If I wanted to cause harm... well, I wouldn't be talking to you, would I?" One of its smaller arms reaches into its main body and removes some ice packs. "Take these. For your bruises." Its eye rotates in a sort of head-tilt. "Would you like to be loved?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The fire roars... then fizzles out in a crackle of green energy. Theo is holding out a hand.
Counterspell.
"Nice job, upstart. Now shut up, sit down, and pay attention. I'm not in the mood for second-rate mages throwing around third-rate spells."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Don't think it's possible.' Cal smirks
'If you're some kind of lustbot, I'm not interested. I got my Cal back at home.'
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*counterspell your counterspell*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*Can't. You already cast a leveled spell, and you can't do so again until the start of your next turn.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*if we are using the new rules, Con save 24*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
"Then you're welcome to die." The skeletons open fire.
Attack: 30 Damage: 15
Attack: 23 Damage: 19
Attack: 25 Damage: 14
Attack: 32 Damage: 15
Attack: 36 Damage: 17
"I am not a machine, dear. I am an angel. And I have no need nor desire for intercourse." It wraps a claw around her head. "Who is this... Cal? Does he treat you kindly?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*WHAT THE FRICK ARE THOSE SELBYS???*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
Cal falls to the ground, alive but very unconscious and bloodied
'He did. He loved me, I'm sure of it. He would have made it official, if that [GP] Mariana wasn't so jealous then I'd be by his side right now. But she needed me out of the way. He was charming, funny, kind, beautiful. There were even rumours that his features were natural. He's the perfect guy. And because I dared to go near him, that [GP] had me flushed down here like a [GP] turd. But I'll get him back, I swear.'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
*That beats it*
The skeletons are damaged, but still standing, and in Theo's place stands the death knight. Theo is back at his couch. He swapped places with the knight just before he would have been harmed.
The skeletons aim their weapons. Theo says what I wrote for him before, and it continues.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Dedicated necromancer with Danse Macabre.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Theo snaps his fingers, and the skeletons pick him up, moving him away. "If he comes back, cut his bones out."
"My, my... how are you going to do that? Not looking like this, I hope." It laughs once more, a hint of cruelty in its voice. "You'll need a new dress... and if you look good on the outside, perhaps you can have a better attitude." It delicately runs its bladed hands through her hair. "After all, all of those rich surface boys don't give a damn about how you feel, how your heart is. It's all about presentation. But you knew that already, didn't you?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*you do relize that the max lavel is 8 right?*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*I'm a mod, and I got this cleared with Dutch. And it's not a real death knight.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*fine*
SLOW
con save please
gtg
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*Not your turn in combat.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I had presentation! Look at my clothes! I have a proper background, my dad works in government. I'm a rich surface girl, for [GP]'s sake. It wasn't my fault I ended up here. He won't just forget me.'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
*kay* and can I roll fire ball damage?
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
"He will." It leans down close, gripping the back of her neck. "I'm sure even your father has forgotten you at this point. You are alone, child. Alone with me. And you need to behave better. I know you've been through a lot, and I know it hurts... but no one cares. And I do mean no one. Suffering is not a justification for anything other than stopping the suffering, and you'd rather whine, it seems." It moves a hand with scalpels for fingertips in front of her face. "I want to help you improve. Or, alternatively, repurpose your flesh into something worthy of its own sanctity."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Sure. I'm assuming they all failed, but that doesn't kill them.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.