'Ooh, nice. That could sell for something, I suppose'
The glob disassembles the machine, then continues oozing along. It beckons Link to follow.
Link follows
The two find themselves in front of a broken-down robot covered in heavy metal armor. The goo enters through the neck opening, as the head is missing.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'Ooh, nice. That could sell for something, I suppose'
The glob disassembles the machine, then continues oozing along. It beckons Link to follow.
Link follows
The two find themselves in front of a broken-down robot covered in heavy metal armor. The goo enters through the neck opening, as the head is to the side.
'Huh? Nice find'
There is a whirring noise as the bot powers on and grabs its head. It screws it on, then looks at Link. "Sorry, I wanted to be able to verbally communicate."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'Ooh, nice. That could sell for something, I suppose'
The glob disassembles the machine, then continues oozing along. It beckons Link to follow.
Link follows
The two find themselves in front of a broken-down robot covered in heavy metal armor. The goo enters through the neck opening, as the head is to the side.
'Huh? Nice find'
There is a whirring noise as the bot powers on and grabs its head. It screws it on, then looks at Link. "Sorry, I wanted to be able to verbally communicate."
'You speak? You're sentient?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
All the shots hit Fives' armor, but it looks barely dented. They press a different button, and three holograms of them appear. The four versions of Fives all continue running away down the tunnels.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'Ooh, nice. That could sell for something, I suppose'
The glob disassembles the machine, then continues oozing along. It beckons Link to follow.
Link follows
The two find themselves in front of a broken-down robot covered in heavy metal armor. The goo enters through the neck opening, as the head is to the side.
'Huh? Nice find'
There is a whirring noise as the bot powers on and grabs its head. It screws it on, then looks at Link. "Sorry, I wanted to be able to verbally communicate."
'You speak? You're sentient?'
The bot has a tone of scorn in its voice. "No, I'm a pre-programmed message. Of course I'm sentient, you dimwit. This is just a mech." They knock a knuckle against their helmet.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'Dang it!' Cal tries to run after him, but gets caught on the remnants of the web
Within a minute, Fives is out of sight and the clanking of their metal body can no longer be heard.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'Ooh, nice. That could sell for something, I suppose'
The glob disassembles the machine, then continues oozing along. It beckons Link to follow.
Link follows
The two find themselves in front of a broken-down robot covered in heavy metal armor. The goo enters through the neck opening, as the head is to the side.
'Huh? Nice find'
There is a whirring noise as the bot powers on and grabs its head. It screws it on, then looks at Link. "Sorry, I wanted to be able to verbally communicate."
'You speak? You're sentient?'
The bot has a tone of scorn in its voice. "No, I'm a pre-programmed message. Of course I'm sentient, you dimwit. This is just a mech." They knock a knuckle against their helmet.
'You got a name?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Ooh, nice. That could sell for something, I suppose'
The glob disassembles the machine, then continues oozing along. It beckons Link to follow.
Link follows
The two find themselves in front of a broken-down robot covered in heavy metal armor. The goo enters through the neck opening, as the head is to the side.
'Huh? Nice find'
There is a whirring noise as the bot powers on and grabs its head. It screws it on, then looks at Link. "Sorry, I wanted to be able to verbally communicate."
'You speak? You're sentient?'
The bot has a tone of scorn in its voice. "No, I'm a pre-programmed message. Of course I'm sentient, you dimwit. This is just a mech." They knock a knuckle against their helmet.
'You got a name?'
"My true name's (unintelligible gurgling), but everyone knows the mech as a robotic soldier named Fives. I guess you can call me that."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
As he leaves, he hears what sounds an awful lot like a row between Rose and Cal
*sorry, a what?*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'Ooh, nice. That could sell for something, I suppose'
The glob disassembles the machine, then continues oozing along. It beckons Link to follow.
Link follows
The two find themselves in front of a broken-down robot covered in heavy metal armor. The goo enters through the neck opening, as the head is to the side.
'Huh? Nice find'
There is a whirring noise as the bot powers on and grabs its head. It screws it on, then looks at Link. "Sorry, I wanted to be able to verbally communicate."
'You speak? You're sentient?'
The bot has a tone of scorn in its voice. "No, I'm a pre-programmed message. Of course I'm sentient, you dimwit. This is just a mech." They knock a knuckle against their helmet.
'You got a name?'
"My true name's (unintelligible gurgling), but everyone knows the mech as a robotic soldier named Fives. I guess you can call me that."
'Wait, you're Fives? The Fives?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Now Fives sounds pleased. "What, am I famous or something?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
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The two find themselves in front of a broken-down robot covered in heavy metal armor. The goo enters through the neck opening, as the head is missing.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'Huh? Nice find'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*you first*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Cal shoots at Fives
23 5
15 4
13 4
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
There is a whirring noise as the bot powers on and grabs its head. It screws it on, then looks at Link. "Sorry, I wanted to be able to verbally communicate."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'You speak? You're sentient?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
All the shots hit Fives' armor, but it looks barely dented. They press a different button, and three holograms of them appear. The four versions of Fives all continue running away down the tunnels.
*mirror image*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'Dang it!' Cal tries to run after him, but gets caught on the remnants of the web
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The bot has a tone of scorn in its voice. "No, I'm a pre-programmed message. Of course I'm sentient, you dimwit. This is just a mech." They knock a knuckle against their helmet.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Within a minute, Fives is out of sight and the clanking of their metal body can no longer be heard.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'You got a name?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
As he leaves, he hears what sounds an awful lot like a row between Rose and Cal
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"My true name's (unintelligible gurgling), but everyone knows the mech as a robotic soldier named Fives. I guess you can call me that."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*sorry, a what?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*hello there*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'Wait, you're Fives? The Fives?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Now Fives sounds pleased. "What, am I famous or something?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.