*Oh, also, I'm planning on writing a story again. I'm going plot first, so I've just started working on the characters. My first, of course, is a gay cannibal. I've avoided making characters heavily defined by their cannibalism, but I think it'll be interesting since he's directly a criminal and an antihero at absolute best.*
*This character is heavily inspired by Hannibal, but if he were actually really nice and wanted to understand people instead of immediately deciding they were beneath him.*
*His placeholder name is Love.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
The goo seems to easily shrug off being devoured by the power of death. It sucks a rock into its blaster and fires it out at incredible speed.
*catapult at second level, dex save or take 25 bludgeoning*
Init: 11
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Cal turns to look at where the rock was thrown from.
The goo leaps out of the shadows and attempts to extract Cal's chip with a magnet.
*just flavor, Arcana is 11
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Cal turns to look at where the rock was thrown from.
The goo leaps out of the shadows and attempts to extract Cal's chip with a magnet.
*just flavor, Arcana is 11
'Oi! What do you think you're doing!'
The goo doesn't answer. It doesn't look like it can talk. It attempts again.
7
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Some guys in black studded leather are guarding a door
Link is picking over the corpses of some unchipped
Cal is pacing up and down in Kio Street Station
A man in heavy gear, a protective suit for factory workers in dangerous areas, walks over. He kneels, the tools on his heavy apron clanking quietly. He lifts up his welder's mask and begins to look through the bodies as well, the corners of his wide mouth turned down. His features are pleasing, scars and all, but slightly unusual. "Poor kids. No identifying features, looks like. I'll have to put them through the grinder if no one claims them."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Some guys in black studded leather are guarding a door
Link is picking over the corpses of some unchipped
Cal is pacing up and down in Kio Street Station
A man in heavy gear, a protective suit for factory workers in dangerous areas, walks over. He kneels, the tools on his heavy apron clanking quietly. He lifts up his welder's mask and begins to look through the bodies as well, the corners of his wide mouth turned down. His features are pleasing, scars and all, but slightly unusual. "Poor kids. No identifying features, looks like. I'll have to put them through the grinder if no one claims them."
'They'll get claimed. Cannibalism is a thing, ya know'
*would there be disadvantage since they're within 5 ft of each other?*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
*would there be disadvantage since they're within 5 ft of each other?*
*yeah sorry. 2nd rolls*
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The goo creates openings right where the bullets would strike it, so they go straight through. It then attempts to extract his chip again.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
A man in heavy gear, a protective suit for factory workers in dangerous areas, walks over. He kneels, the tools on his heavy apron clanking quietly. He lifts up his welder's mask and begins to look through the bodies as well, the corners of his wide mouth turned down. His features are pleasing, scars and all, but slightly unusual. "Poor kids. No identifying features, looks like. I'll have to put them through the grinder if no one claims them."
'They'll get claimed. Cannibalism is a thing, ya know'
He sighs. "I've been using the bodies to grow crops. Of course, that sort of thing is illegal, but it doesn't really matter, does it?" He dabs his fingers in the blood, then tastes it, putting the fingers in his mouth and sucking the gore off. "These ones aren't worth eating, anyway. Poor nutrition, low calories... their brains might be acceptable fare, but then only barely." He shakes his head. "They were just in the wrong place at the wrong time."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A man in heavy gear, a protective suit for factory workers in dangerous areas, walks over. He kneels, the tools on his heavy apron clanking quietly. He lifts up his welder's mask and begins to look through the bodies as well, the corners of his wide mouth turned down. His features are pleasing, scars and all, but slightly unusual. "Poor kids. No identifying features, looks like. I'll have to put them through the grinder if no one claims them."
'They'll get claimed. Cannibalism is a thing, ya know'
He sighs. "I've been using the bodies to grow crops. Of course, that sort of thing is illegal, but it doesn't really matter, does it?" He dabs his fingers in the blood, then tastes it, putting the fingers in his mouth and sucking the gore off. "These ones aren't worth eating, anyway. Poor nutrition, low calories... their brains might be acceptable fare, but then only barely." He shakes his head. "They were just in the wrong place at the wrong time."
'Illegal? Ya should get ya self a licence, then it'll be fine. Seen a bunch of guys harvesting bodies, they might wanna buy those?'
The ooze makes angry gurgling sounds as it fires another rock.
*another 2nd level catapult, dex save or 28 bludgeoning*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
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*Oh, also, I'm planning on writing a story again. I'm going plot first, so I've just started working on the characters. My first, of course, is a gay cannibal. I've avoided making characters heavily defined by their cannibalism, but I think it'll be interesting since he's directly a criminal and an antihero at absolute best.*
*This character is heavily inspired by Hannibal, but if he were actually really nice and wanted to understand people instead of immediately deciding they were beneath him.*
*His placeholder name is Love.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*gtg. sounds epic though*
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*no, inti 16 39 take half of that*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*anyone up for rp?*
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
*Sure! Love is almost ready!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The goo seems to easily shrug off being devoured by the power of death. It sucks a rock into its blaster and fires it out at incredible speed.
*catapult at second level, dex save or take 25 bludgeoning*
Init: 11
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
The goo leaps out of the shadows and attempts to extract Cal's chip with a magnet.
*just flavor, Arcana is 11
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
'Oi! What do you think you're doing!'
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The goo doesn't answer. It doesn't look like it can talk. It attempts again.
7
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
A man in heavy gear, a protective suit for factory workers in dangerous areas, walks over. He kneels, the tools on his heavy apron clanking quietly. He lifts up his welder's mask and begins to look through the bodies as well, the corners of his wide mouth turned down. His features are pleasing, scars and all, but slightly unusual. "Poor kids. No identifying features, looks like. I'll have to put them through the grinder if no one claims them."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Cal shoots at the goo
To hit 18 Damage 5
17 9
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'They'll get claimed. Cannibalism is a thing, ya know'
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*would there be disadvantage since they're within 5 ft of each other?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
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Fireball, Dex save. or take 29
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*yeah sorry. 2nd rolls*
9 4
10 10
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The goo creates openings right where the bullets would strike it, so they go straight through. It then attempts to extract his chip again.
13
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
He sighs. "I've been using the bodies to grow crops. Of course, that sort of thing is illegal, but it doesn't really matter, does it?" He dabs his fingers in the blood, then tastes it, putting the fingers in his mouth and sucking the gore off. "These ones aren't worth eating, anyway. Poor nutrition, low calories... their brains might be acceptable fare, but then only barely." He shakes his head. "They were just in the wrong place at the wrong time."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Cal screams out in pain. 'My head! My chip!'
It is not removed, but it is very damaged
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'Illegal? Ya should get ya self a licence, then it'll be fine. Seen a bunch of guys harvesting bodies, they might wanna buy those?'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
*success, 8 and absorb elements as a reaction to fireball*
The ooze makes angry gurgling sounds as it fires another rock.
*another 2nd level catapult, dex save or 28 bludgeoning*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!