"Nah, don't have the equipment. My food is hot, cheap, and pretty good if I say so myself, so at the moment my profit comes from people that thing CRUD is crud."
'Well, I might be able to get you a couple customers. My friend Damon, he'd probably be interested, and he's got friends everywhere. He's just out dealing with all the floating fingers. But yeah, you wouldn't catch me eating CRUD. What's it even stand for, Chemically Reclaimed Ultraprocessed Dish? Doesn't sound even edible'
"Yeah, CRUD isn't real food. It's edible, but I pity anyone who has to eat it." He doesn't comment on the fingers.
"Nah, don't have the equipment. My food is hot, cheap, and pretty good if I say so myself, so at the moment my profit comes from people that thing CRUD is crud."
'Well, I might be able to get you a couple customers. My friend Damon, he'd probably be interested, and he's got friends everywhere. He's just out dealing with all the floating fingers. But yeah, you wouldn't catch me eating CRUD. What's it even stand for, Chemically Reclaimed Ultraprocessed Dish? Doesn't sound even edible'
"Yeah, CRUD isn't real food. It's edible, but I pity anyone who has to eat it." He doesn't comment on the fingers.
'We got a decent supply chain, but we can't be too complacent. These crackdowns are getting out of control, using the death of that hunter kid as an excuse. People up there seem to be buying it as well'
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Fresh, healthy plant life has begun to appear throughout The Leonidas Line, somehow thriving despite a lack of sunlight and nutrients. The plants all seem to have spread from the same point, but nobody who tries to track down the source ever returns...
A couple of people go to investigate- a girl and boy in dirty yellow workwear crawl through a tunnel from the San Line to go and see
The roots lead deeper and deeper, the air becoming hot and humid the further down they go, until they reach a large door covered in warning labels. There, the plants flow from vents and grates and cracks in the walls, so much that the floor is made more of organic material than stone and steel.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Fresh, healthy plant life has begun to appear throughout The Leonidas Line, somehow thriving despite a lack of sunlight and nutrients. The plants all seem to have spread from the same point, but nobody who tries to track down the source ever returns...
A couple of people go to investigate- a girl and boy in dirty yellow workwear crawl through a tunnel from the San Line to go and see
The roots lead deeper and deeper, the air becoming hot and humid the further down they go, until they reach a large door covered in warning labels.
They knock on the door. 'Anyone there?' calls out the girl
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Fresh, healthy plant life has begun to appear throughout The Leonidas Line, somehow thriving despite a lack of sunlight and nutrients. The plants all seem to have spread from the same point, but nobody who tries to track down the source ever returns...
A couple of people go to investigate- a girl and boy in dirty yellow workwear crawl through a tunnel from the San Line to go and see
The roots lead deeper and deeper, the air becoming hot and humid the further down they go, until they reach a large door covered in warning labels.
They knock on the door. 'Anyone there?' calls out the girl
A rustling sound comes from the plants surrounding them, before the door opens slightly. A voice can be heard from within. "Nobody usually knocks. Who are you?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"Yeah, CRUD isn't real food. It's edible, but I pity anyone who has to eat it." He doesn't comment on the fingers.
'We got a decent supply chain, but we can't be too complacent. These crackdowns are getting out of control, using the death of that hunter kid as an excuse. People up there seem to be buying it as well'
"I sure hope they don't rile up the lich. He stopped showing up a while back, so maybe they got him or something." He smirks. "Hope not. He doesn't take being killed very well."
Fresh, healthy plant life has begun to appear throughout The Leonidas Line, somehow thriving despite a lack of sunlight and nutrients. The plants all seem to have spread from the same point, but nobody who tries to track down the source ever returns...
Atticus (yes, the same psycho wizard) casually goes to invesitgate, a small blue flame in his hand lighting the way.
Fresh, healthy plant life has begun to appear throughout The Leonidas Line, somehow thriving despite a lack of sunlight and nutrients. The plants all seem to have spread from the same point, but nobody who tries to track down the source ever returns...
A couple of people go to investigate- a girl and boy in dirty yellow workwear crawl through a tunnel from the San Line to go and see
The roots lead deeper and deeper, the air becoming hot and humid the further down they go, until they reach a large door covered in warning labels.
They knock on the door. 'Anyone there?' calls out the girl
A rustling sound comes from the plants surrounding them, before the door opens slightly. A voice can be heard from within. "Nobody usually knocks. Who are you?"
'I'm Rose, and this is Link. Just here to have a look about. What is this place?'
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"Yeah, CRUD isn't real food. It's edible, but I pity anyone who has to eat it." He doesn't comment on the fingers.
'We got a decent supply chain, but we can't be too complacent. These crackdowns are getting out of control, using the death of that hunter kid as an excuse. People up there seem to be buying it as well'
"I sure hope they don't rile up the lich. He stopped showing up a while back, so maybe they got him or something." He smirks. "Hope not. He doesn't take being killed very well."
'What's the lich?'
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"I sure hope they don't rile up the lich. He stopped showing up a while back, so maybe they got him or something." He smirks. "Hope not. He doesn't take being killed very well."
'What's the lich?'
"Just an ancient evil. They're kind of all over the place. He just happens to be the most dangerous in the area. They dug him up a while back, but he's mostly chill. He's like, an edutainer or something. Sings a lot of ballads, you know?"
"I sure hope they don't rile up the lich. He stopped showing up a while back, so maybe they got him or something." He smirks. "Hope not. He doesn't take being killed very well."
'What's the lich?'
"Just an ancient evil. They're kind of all over the place. He just happens to be the most dangerous in the area. They dug him up a while back, but he's mostly chill. He's like, an edutainer or something. Sings a lot of ballads, you know?"
'An ancient evil? Like a daemon or something? This is why folks shouldn't go digging too deep. Hopefully he won't be a danger'
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Fresh, healthy plant life has begun to appear throughout The Leonidas Line, somehow thriving despite a lack of sunlight and nutrients. The plants all seem to have spread from the same point, but nobody who tries to track down the source ever returns...
A couple of people go to investigate- a girl and boy in dirty yellow workwear crawl through a tunnel from the San Line to go and see
The roots lead deeper and deeper, the air becoming hot and humid the further down they go, until they reach a large door covered in warning labels.
They knock on the door. 'Anyone there?' calls out the girl
A rustling sound comes from the plants surrounding them, before the door opens slightly. A voice can be heard from within. "Nobody usually knocks. Who are you?"
'I'm Rose, and this is Link. Just here to have a look about. What is this place?'
"It's our home. At least, it has been for the past few months. Why did you come here?" A small gap in the foliage opens near the door, and for a second, an eye can be seen observing the pair.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Fresh, healthy plant life has begun to appear throughout The Leonidas Line, somehow thriving despite a lack of sunlight and nutrients. The plants all seem to have spread from the same point, but nobody who tries to track down the source ever returns...
A couple of people go to investigate- a girl and boy in dirty yellow workwear crawl through a tunnel from the San Line to go and see
The roots lead deeper and deeper, the air becoming hot and humid the further down they go, until they reach a large door covered in warning labels.
They knock on the door. 'Anyone there?' calls out the girl
A rustling sound comes from the plants surrounding them, before the door opens slightly. A voice can be heard from within. "Nobody usually knocks. Who are you?"
'I'm Rose, and this is Link. Just here to have a look about. What is this place?'
"It's our home. At least, it has been for the past few months. Why did you come here?" A small gap in the foliage opens near the door, and for a second, an eye can be seen observing the pair.
'Plants can be useful. Didn't know anyone was here. Who are you?'
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Fresh, healthy plant life has begun to appear throughout The Leonidas Line, somehow thriving despite a lack of sunlight and nutrients. The plants all seem to have spread from the same point, but nobody who tries to track down the source ever returns...
Atticus (yes, the same psycho wizard) casually goes to invesitgate, a small blue flame in his hand lighting the way.
The closer Atticus gets to the source of the plants, the more they seem to react to the flame in his hand. Some vines and branches thrash as he comes close, but most simply shrink away from the heat.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Fresh, healthy plant life has begun to appear throughout The Leonidas Line, somehow thriving despite a lack of sunlight and nutrients. The plants all seem to have spread from the same point, but nobody who tries to track down the source ever returns...
A couple of people go to investigate- a girl and boy in dirty yellow workwear crawl through a tunnel from the San Line to go and see
The roots lead deeper and deeper, the air becoming hot and humid the further down they go, until they reach a large door covered in warning labels.
They knock on the door. 'Anyone there?' calls out the girl
A rustling sound comes from the plants surrounding them, before the door opens slightly. A voice can be heard from within. "Nobody usually knocks. Who are you?"
'I'm Rose, and this is Link. Just here to have a look about. What is this place?'
"It's our home. At least, it has been for the past few months. Why did you come here?" A small gap in the foliage opens near the door, and for a second, an eye can be seen observing the pair.
'Plants can be useful. Didn't know anyone was here. Who are you?'
The plants surrounding Rose and Link begin to constrict around them, getting closer and closer. "We are more than just useful. We aren't something to be thrown away as soon as we outlive our purpose." Thick, thorny vines begin to cover the door.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Fresh, healthy plant life has begun to appear throughout The Leonidas Line, somehow thriving despite a lack of sunlight and nutrients. The plants all seem to have spread from the same point, but nobody who tries to track down the source ever returns...
A couple of people go to investigate- a girl and boy in dirty yellow workwear crawl through a tunnel from the San Line to go and see
The roots lead deeper and deeper, the air becoming hot and humid the further down they go, until they reach a large door covered in warning labels.
They knock on the door. 'Anyone there?' calls out the girl
A rustling sound comes from the plants surrounding them, before the door opens slightly. A voice can be heard from within. "Nobody usually knocks. Who are you?"
'I'm Rose, and this is Link. Just here to have a look about. What is this place?'
"It's our home. At least, it has been for the past few months. Why did you come here?" A small gap in the foliage opens near the door, and for a second, an eye can be seen observing the pair.
'Plants can be useful. Didn't know anyone was here. Who are you?'
The plants surrounding Rose and Link begin to constrict around them, getting closer and closer. "We are more than just useful. We aren't something to be thrown away as soon as we outlive our purpose." Thick, thorny vines begin to cover the door.
'We're not here to throw you away or mistreat you. We just wanted to see if this was a food source, which clearly it's not. Could you let us go, so we can get back to the San line? We're not hunters or cops'
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'We're not here to throw you away or mistreat you. We just wanted to see if this was a food source, which clearly it's not. Could you let us go, so we can get back to the San line? We're not hunters or cops.'
The vines no longer constrict them, but still block their way out. The thick, metal door slowly creaks open. "Get inside. Prove that you won't become a threat to us."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"Just an ancient evil. They're kind of all over the place. He just happens to be the most dangerous in the area. They dug him up a while back, but he's mostly chill. He's like, an edutainer or something. Sings a lot of ballads, you know?"
'An ancient evil? Like a daemon or something? This is why folks shouldn't go digging too deep. Hopefully he won't be a danger'
"He might be a daemon. The truth is, I don't know. Kills XTs for fun- sorry, to 'teach them a lesson,' but he's been doing that for ages and no one's intervened. He's a good customer, and he does his duty of dishing out natural consequences. I consider his actions more of a force of malice than of an actual person, but he has good intentions, I think."
'We're not here to throw you away or mistreat you. We just wanted to see if this was a food source, which clearly it's not. Could you let us go, so we can get back to the San line? We're not hunters or cops.'
The vines no longer constrict them, but still block their way out. The thick, metal door slowly creaks open. "Get inside. Prove that you won't become a threat to us."
The pair comply. 'I got a bad feeling about this' Link mutters as he steps through.
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"Just an ancient evil. They're kind of all over the place. He just happens to be the most dangerous in the area. They dug him up a while back, but he's mostly chill. He's like, an edutainer or something. Sings a lot of ballads, you know?"
'An ancient evil? Like a daemon or something? This is why folks shouldn't go digging too deep. Hopefully he won't be a danger'
"He might be a daemon. The truth is, I don't know. Kills XTs for fun- sorry, to 'teach them a lesson,' but he's been doing that for ages and no one's intervened. He's a good customer, and he does his duty of dishing out natural consequences. I consider his actions more of a force of malice than of an actual person, but he has good intentions, I think."
'That makes sense. Maybe he was the one who killed the kid and got everyone riled up. The less XTs the better though, unless they can be recruited. We've had a few change their minds on certain matters'
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"Yeah, CRUD isn't real food. It's edible, but I pity anyone who has to eat it." He doesn't comment on the fingers.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'We got a decent supply chain, but we can't be too complacent. These crackdowns are getting out of control, using the death of that hunter kid as an excuse. People up there seem to be buying it as well'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The roots lead deeper and deeper, the air becoming hot and humid the further down they go, until they reach a large door covered in warning labels. There, the plants flow from vents and grates and cracks in the walls, so much that the floor is made more of organic material than stone and steel.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
They knock on the door. 'Anyone there?' calls out the girl
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
A rustling sound comes from the plants surrounding them, before the door opens slightly. A voice can be heard from within. "Nobody usually knocks. Who are you?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"I sure hope they don't rile up the lich. He stopped showing up a while back, so maybe they got him or something." He smirks. "Hope not. He doesn't take being killed very well."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Atticus (yes, the same psycho wizard) casually goes to invesitgate, a small blue flame in his hand lighting the way.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I'm Rose, and this is Link. Just here to have a look about. What is this place?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'What's the lich?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Just an ancient evil. They're kind of all over the place. He just happens to be the most dangerous in the area. They dug him up a while back, but he's mostly chill. He's like, an edutainer or something. Sings a lot of ballads, you know?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'An ancient evil? Like a daemon or something? This is why folks shouldn't go digging too deep. Hopefully he won't be a danger'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"It's our home. At least, it has been for the past few months. Why did you come here?" A small gap in the foliage opens near the door, and for a second, an eye can be seen observing the pair.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'Plants can be useful. Didn't know anyone was here. Who are you?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The closer Atticus gets to the source of the plants, the more they seem to react to the flame in his hand. Some vines and branches thrash as he comes close, but most simply shrink away from the heat.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
The plants surrounding Rose and Link begin to constrict around them, getting closer and closer. "We are more than just useful. We aren't something to be thrown away as soon as we outlive our purpose." Thick, thorny vines begin to cover the door.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'We're not here to throw you away or mistreat you. We just wanted to see if this was a food source, which clearly it's not. Could you let us go, so we can get back to the San line? We're not hunters or cops'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The vines no longer constrict them, but still block their way out. The thick, metal door slowly creaks open. "Get inside. Prove that you won't become a threat to us."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"He might be a daemon. The truth is, I don't know. Kills XTs for fun- sorry, to 'teach them a lesson,' but he's been doing that for ages and no one's intervened. He's a good customer, and he does his duty of dishing out natural consequences. I consider his actions more of a force of malice than of an actual person, but he has good intentions, I think."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The pair comply. 'I got a bad feeling about this' Link mutters as he steps through.
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'That makes sense. Maybe he was the one who killed the kid and got everyone riled up. The less XTs the better though, unless they can be recruited. We've had a few change their minds on certain matters'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.