"I could leave at any point. What makes now important?"
The plants begin to seethe, moving closer to Atticus. "Need I repeat myself? LEAVE."
"I have no obligation to leave this area, as it does not belong to you. I am, however, obligated to defend myself with millennia worth of black magic if necessary. I have no intention of harming you, but should you strike me I will burn your little safe haven to ashes without anything even resembling remorse. Your... friend, is it? Would probably rather you live." He continues eating.
"Actually, this is our greenhouse. Ghavoran is for us, and always has been. So, I am asking you, as the owner, to kindly and peacefully remove yourself from our home." Two large panels of the ceiling roll back, revealing laser guns which train onto Atticus.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"I have no obligation to leave this area, as it does not belong to you. I am, however, obligated to defend myself with millennia worth of black magic if necessary. I have no intention of harming you, but should you strike me I will burn your little safe haven to ashes without anything even resembling remorse. Your... friend, is it? Would probably rather you live." He continues eating.
"Actually, this is our greenhouse. Ghavoran is for us, and always has been. So, I am asking you, as the owner, to kindly and peacefully remove yourself from our home." Two large panels of the ceiling roll back, revealing laser guns which train onto Atticus.
He waves his hand at the laser guns, looking bored.
Have the turrets make DC 22 DEX saves or take 50 fire damage, ignoring resistance.
He begins to pack up his food. "Well then, I must have read all those signs and maps wrong. If you had asked nicely, I would have left immediately."
"I have no obligation to leave this area, as it does not belong to you. I am, however, obligated to defend myself with millennia worth of black magic if necessary. I have no intention of harming you, but should you strike me I will burn your little safe haven to ashes without anything even resembling remorse. Your... friend, is it? Would probably rather you live." He continues eating.
"Actually, this is our greenhouse. Ghavoran is for us, and always has been. So, I am asking you, as the owner, to kindly and peacefully remove yourself from our home." Two large panels of the ceiling roll back, revealing laser guns which train onto Atticus.
He waves his hand at the laser guns, looking bored.
Have the turrets make DC 22 DEX saves or take 50 fire damage, ignoring resistance.
He begins to pack up his food. "Well then, I must have read all those signs and maps wrong. If you had asked nicely, I would have left immediately."
The turrets completely melt. "The warnings say keep out. So yeah, you did misread them."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
He waves his hand at the laser guns, looking bored.
Have the turrets make DC 22 DEX saves or take 50 fire damage, ignoring resistance.
He begins to pack up his food. "Well then, I must have read all those signs and maps wrong. If you had asked nicely, I would have left immediately."
The turrets completely melt. "The warnings say keep out. So yeah, you did misread them."
"Ah, yes, everyone heeds overgrown and dilapidated warning signs. Anyway, bye." He begins walking out, putting his fire ward around himself once more.
The vines grow thickly back behind him, growing thorns. "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."
*good end maybe?*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"Ah, yes, everyone heeds overgrown and dilapidated warning signs. Anyway, bye." He begins walking out, putting his fire ward around himself once more.
The vines grow thickly back behind him, growing thorns. "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."
*good end maybe?*
*Sounds good to me*
*Maybe these two shouldn't interact in the future*
*well, technically he doesn't know what either of them look like, so they could maybe interact again*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
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"Actually, this is our greenhouse. Ghavoran is for us, and always has been. So, I am asking you, as the owner, to kindly and peacefully remove yourself from our home." Two large panels of the ceiling roll back, revealing laser guns which train onto Atticus.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
He waves his hand at the laser guns, looking bored.
Have the turrets make DC 22 DEX saves or take 50 fire damage, ignoring resistance.
He begins to pack up his food. "Well then, I must have read all those signs and maps wrong. If you had asked nicely, I would have left immediately."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The turrets completely melt. "The warnings say keep out. So yeah, you did misread them."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"Ah, yes, everyone heeds overgrown and dilapidated warning signs. Anyway, bye." He begins walking out, putting his fire ward around himself once more.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The vines grow thickly back behind him, growing thorns. "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."
*good end maybe?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*Sounds good to me*
*Maybe these two shouldn't interact in the future*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*well, technically he doesn't know what either of them look like, so they could maybe interact again*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.