'Why, only the latest range of 'delicacies' that the Leo line has to offer!' He gestures to a box of donuts. 'These are our 'Do-Nut-Eat's. And these potato chips? They're 'Un-Chips'. Not for human consumption, you understand. They're for the unchipped, all laced with our signature arsenic blend'
"Ah." He grabs a back of Un-Chips and rips it open, eating a pawful. "I'll take your entire stock."
'Why, only the latest range of 'delicacies' that the Leo line has to offer!' He gestures to a box of donuts. 'These are our 'Do-Nut-Eat's. And these potato chips? They're 'Un-Chips'. Not for human consumption, you understand. They're for the unchipped, all laced with our signature arsenic blend'
"Ah." He grabs a back of Un-Chips and rips it open, eating a pawful. "I'll take your entire stock."
'No, no, no, they're poisonous. Bait traps.' He thrusts a box of antidote at him. 'I know they look appetizing, that's the point, but you mustn't eat them.'
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"Ah." He grabs a back of Un-Chips and rips it open, eating a pawful. "I'll take your entire stock."
'No, no, no, they're poisonous. Bait traps.' He thrusts a box of antidote at him. 'I know they look appetizing, that's the point, but you mustn't eat them.'
He smacks the antidote to the ground and keeps eating. "How much?"
"Ah." He grabs a back of Un-Chips and rips it open, eating a pawful. "I'll take your entire stock."
'No, no, no, they're poisonous. Bait traps.' He thrusts a box of antidote at him. 'I know they look appetizing, that's the point, but you mustn't eat them.'
He smacks the antidote to the ground and keeps eating. "How much?"
'5 EDen a pack, we do a bulk offer as well. But sir, I would really advise you stop eating. It will make you very ill.'
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He smacks the antidote to the ground and keeps eating. "How much?"
'5 EDen a pack, we do a bulk offer as well. But sir, I would really advise you stop eating. It will make you very ill.'
He sighs, and finishes the bag. "Alright then." He holds out his hand, and a sawn-off shotgun rapidly manifests in his grasp, constructing itself piece by piece before he turns it on the stall. "Get down, please."
He smacks the antidote to the ground and keeps eating. "How much?"
'5 EDen a pack, we do a bulk offer as well. But sir, I would really advise you stop eating. It will make you very ill.'
He sighs, and finishes the bag. "Alright then." He holds out his hand, and a sawn-off shotgun rapidly manifests in his grasp, constructing itself piece by piece before he turns it on the stall. "Get down, please."
'Hey, hey, what's your problem. This some kinda robbery?' The seller complies, getting down on the ground
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He sighs, and finishes the bag. "Alright then." He holds out his hand, and a sawn-off shotgun rapidly manifests in his grasp, constructing itself piece by piece before he turns it on the stall. "Get down, please."
'Hey, hey, what's your problem. This some kinda robbery?' The seller complies, getting down on the ground
"Yeah, kinda." He pulls the trigger, effectively blowing the stall to smithereens along with all the products within. Attack: 29 Damage: 36 He then flips the shotgun in his hand, causing it to transform into a broom. "I'm taking everything." He scans his chip on the damaged register, paying for all the products he just destroyed, before beginning to sweep it all up.
He sighs, and finishes the bag. "Alright then." He holds out his hand, and a sawn-off shotgun rapidly manifests in his grasp, constructing itself piece by piece before he turns it on the stall. "Get down, please."
'Hey, hey, what's your problem. This some kinda robbery?' The seller complies, getting down on the ground
"Yeah, kinda." He pulls the trigger, effectively blowing the stall to smithereens along with all the products within. Attack: 29 Damage: 36 He then flips the shotgun in his hand, causing it to transform into a broom. "I'm taking everything." He scans his chip on the damaged register, paying for all the products he just destroyed, before beginning to sweep it all up.
The seller, severely injured, crawls away towards the station exit
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"Yeah, kinda." He pulls the trigger, effectively blowing the stall to smithereens along with all the products within. Attack: 29 Damage: 36 He then flips the shotgun in his hand, causing it to transform into a broom. "I'm taking everything." He scans his chip on the damaged register, paying for all the products he just destroyed, before beginning to sweep it all up.
The seller, severely injured, crawls away towards the station exit
Con yawns and walks over, putting a foot on the seller's back. "You'll never make it. I'll give you a bit of mercy." The seller regains 40 HP and is cured of any poisons or diseases.
"Yeah, kinda." He pulls the trigger, effectively blowing the stall to smithereens along with all the products within. Attack: 29 Damage: 36 He then flips the shotgun in his hand, causing it to transform into a broom. "I'm taking everything." He scans his chip on the damaged register, paying for all the products he just destroyed, before beginning to sweep it all up.
The seller, severely injured, crawls away towards the station exit
Con yawns and walks over, putting a foot on the seller's back. "You'll never make it. I'll give you a bit of mercy." The seller regains 40 HP and is cured of any poisons or diseases.
'Thank you. But tell me, how did you manage to survive the poison?'
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Con yawns and walks over, putting a foot on the seller's back. "You'll never make it. I'll give you a bit of mercy." The seller regains 40 HP and is cured of any poisons or diseases.
'Thank you. But tell me, how did you manage to survive the poison?'
"That's the wrong question to ask. My body is filled with enough toxins to denature most proteins and dissolve metals. The real question is how I'm alive at all, and I haven't figured that one out yet."
Con yawns and walks over, putting a foot on the seller's back. "You'll never make it. I'll give you a bit of mercy." The seller regains 40 HP and is cured of any poisons or diseases.
'Thank you. But tell me, how did you manage to survive the poison?'
"That's the wrong question to ask. My body is filled with enough toxins to denature most proteins and dissolve metals. The real question is how I'm alive at all, and I haven't figured that one out yet."
'Why don't you just hunt unchipped like normal people?'
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"That's the wrong question to ask. My body is filled with enough toxins to denature most proteins and dissolve metals. The real question is how I'm alive at all, and I haven't figured that one out yet."
'Why don't you just hunt unchipped like normal people?'
"Used to. Why do you ask?" He starts sweeping the debris into a big bag.
"That's the wrong question to ask. My body is filled with enough toxins to denature most proteins and dissolve metals. The real question is how I'm alive at all, and I haven't figured that one out yet."
'Why don't you just hunt unchipped like normal people?'
"Used to. Why do you ask?" He starts sweeping the debris into a big bag.
'If you want to have some fun out killing, there's a way to do that without, you know, attacking real citizens. This... it's not the done thing. Go shoot an unchipped'
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"Used to. Why do you ask?" He starts sweeping the debris into a big bag.
'If you want to have some fun out killing, there's a way to do that without, you know, attacking real citizens. This... it's not the done thing. Go shoot an unchipped'
"Eh, killing isn't what makes it fun for me. Besides, I body everyone I touch. It doesn't matter if they're Unchipped, a Journeyman, CATO, you... killing is too easy."
"Used to. Why do you ask?" He starts sweeping the debris into a big bag.
'If you want to have some fun out killing, there's a way to do that without, you know, attacking real citizens. This... it's not the done thing. Go shoot an unchipped'
"Eh, killing isn't what makes it fun for me. Besides, I body everyone I touch. It doesn't matter if they're Unchipped, a Journeyman, CATO, you... killing is too easy."
'You kill CATO?'
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"Eh, killing isn't what makes it fun for me. Besides, I body everyone I touch. It doesn't matter if they're Unchipped, a Journeyman, CATO, you... killing is too easy."
'You kill CATO?'
"It's not a big deal. There's a lot of em', and most of them know what they're getting into when they screw around. If they don't know, then they deserved to die anyway. I don't kill anyone on sight, just people I've decided I seriously don't like." He starts eating the mess he made. "Hm. I'll add some chocolates, gummies, and then maybe some little fruits and nuts. That sounds nice."
"Eh, killing isn't what makes it fun for me. Besides, I body everyone I touch. It doesn't matter if they're Unchipped, a Journeyman, CATO, you... killing is too easy."
'You kill CATO?'
"It's not a big deal. There's a lot of em', and most of them know what they're getting into when they screw around. If they don't know, then they deserved to die anyway. I don't kill anyone on sight, just people I've decided I seriously don't like." He starts eating the mess he made. "Hm. I'll add some chocolates, gummies, and then maybe some little fruits and nuts. That sounds nice."
'Yeah, the unchipped would definitely like some chocolate. I'm guessing you're with the Ondar Insurgency then?'
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"It's not a big deal. There's a lot of em', and most of them know what they're getting into when they screw around. If they don't know, then they deserved to die anyway. I don't kill anyone on sight, just people I've decided I seriously don't like." He starts eating the mess he made. "Hm. I'll add some chocolates, gummies, and then maybe some little fruits and nuts. That sounds nice."
'Yeah, the unchipped would definitely like some chocolate. I'm guessing you're with the Ondar Insurgency then?'
He snorts. "Never heard of em'. I'm what I call a 'free spirit,' and what CATO calls a 'menace to society.' And this is for me. I don't care what the unchipped get themselves into."
"It's not a big deal. There's a lot of em', and most of them know what they're getting into when they screw around. If they don't know, then they deserved to die anyway. I don't kill anyone on sight, just people I've decided I seriously don't like." He starts eating the mess he made. "Hm. I'll add some chocolates, gummies, and then maybe some little fruits and nuts. That sounds nice."
'Yeah, the unchipped would definitely like some chocolate. I'm guessing you're with the Ondar Insurgency then?'
He snorts. "Never heard of em'. I'm what I call a 'free spirit,' and what CATO calls a 'menace to society.' And this is for me. I don't care what the unchipped get themselves into."
'Seems like a risky hobby'
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"Ah." He grabs a back of Un-Chips and rips it open, eating a pawful. "I'll take your entire stock."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'No, no, no, they're poisonous. Bait traps.' He thrusts a box of antidote at him. 'I know they look appetizing, that's the point, but you mustn't eat them.'
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He smacks the antidote to the ground and keeps eating. "How much?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
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Breathgiver of the Strugels
'5 EDen a pack, we do a bulk offer as well. But sir, I would really advise you stop eating. It will make you very ill.'
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He sighs, and finishes the bag. "Alright then." He holds out his hand, and a sawn-off shotgun rapidly manifests in his grasp, constructing itself piece by piece before he turns it on the stall. "Get down, please."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Hey, hey, what's your problem. This some kinda robbery?' The seller complies, getting down on the ground
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"Yeah, kinda." He pulls the trigger, effectively blowing the stall to smithereens along with all the products within.
Attack: 29 Damage: 36
He then flips the shotgun in his hand, causing it to transform into a broom. "I'm taking everything." He scans his chip on the damaged register, paying for all the products he just destroyed, before beginning to sweep it all up.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The seller, severely injured, crawls away towards the station exit
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Con yawns and walks over, putting a foot on the seller's back. "You'll never make it. I'll give you a bit of mercy." The seller regains 40 HP and is cured of any poisons or diseases.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Thank you. But tell me, how did you manage to survive the poison?'
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"That's the wrong question to ask. My body is filled with enough toxins to denature most proteins and dissolve metals. The real question is how I'm alive at all, and I haven't figured that one out yet."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Why don't you just hunt unchipped like normal people?'
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"Used to. Why do you ask?" He starts sweeping the debris into a big bag.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'If you want to have some fun out killing, there's a way to do that without, you know, attacking real citizens. This... it's not the done thing. Go shoot an unchipped'
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"Eh, killing isn't what makes it fun for me. Besides, I body everyone I touch. It doesn't matter if they're Unchipped, a Journeyman, CATO, you... killing is too easy."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'You kill CATO?'
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"It's not a big deal. There's a lot of em', and most of them know what they're getting into when they screw around. If they don't know, then they deserved to die anyway. I don't kill anyone on sight, just people I've decided I seriously don't like." He starts eating the mess he made. "Hm. I'll add some chocolates, gummies, and then maybe some little fruits and nuts. That sounds nice."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Yeah, the unchipped would definitely like some chocolate. I'm guessing you're with the Ondar Insurgency then?'
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He snorts. "Never heard of em'. I'm what I call a 'free spirit,' and what CATO calls a 'menace to society.' And this is for me. I don't care what the unchipped get themselves into."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Seems like a risky hobby'
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