"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
He yawns and sits up. "You realize..." He scratches his face. "...that even if you manage to take me out, it would unleash a massive detonation of negative energy, curses, and fire, right? I'd suggest going home. I'm cranky right now."
'Ah' the leader of the group calls out to the others. 'Looks like we've got ourselves a right curiosity here. But I'm sure he's right, there are plenty more hordes for you to do battle with, so let's leave this one be. We're not animals, after all.'
Written on the leader's bulletproof vest is 'Red Claw Tours'
"No... I think you're... something less." He slowly stands. "You make a game out of ending lives." He reaches into the flaming barrel and pulls out a barbecued arm. He removes the chip from the hand and takes a big bite out of it. "And if you play a game, you'd better be ready to lose. I don't think you folks are. That takes a severe lack of forethought and awareness. I'm here to remedy that issue."
Their armor and weapons begin to liquefy, the droplets floating through the air and starting to form into a large cube on the ground. "Lets see how you fare on an even playing field."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He yawns and sits up. "You realize..." He scratches his face. "...that even if you manage to take me out, it would unleash a massive detonation of negative energy, curses, and fire, right? I'd suggest going home. I'm cranky right now."
'Ah' the leader of the group calls out to the others. 'Looks like we've got ourselves a right curiosity here. But I'm sure he's right, there are plenty more hordes for you to do battle with, so let's leave this one be. We're not animals, after all.'
Written on the leader's bulletproof vest is 'Red Claw Tours'
"No... I think you're... something less." He slowly stands. "You make a game out of ending lives." He reaches into the flaming barrel and pulls out a barbecued arm. He removes the chip from the hand and takes a big bite out of it. "And if you play a game, you'd better be ready to lose. I don't think you folks are. That takes a severe lack of forethought and awareness. I'm here to remedy that issue."
Their armor and weapons begin to liquefy, the droplets floating through the air and starting to form into a large cube on the ground. "Lets see how you fare on an even playing field."
Some of the tourists look to their guides nervously. One of them, a chubby child in war paint, bursts into ugly tears. 'Don't worry, this is all completely normal and under control' the leader of the tour tries to reassure them
'Look, I'm sure we can reach an agreement' one of the guides whispers to Atticus. 'These guys are here for a canned hunt, just to shoot at a bunch of ferals in the dark. We're not interested in messing with real folks like you.'
'Yeah. I'd take the big kills, and there's surely no better mark of a good hunter than being able to take out a real, strong, armoured gunman. Heard that the CATO don't like it though, but screw them. They wouldn't mess with Lemmy, and they wouldn't mess with his family either'
"CATO. Tryina get the kills before me. f**k. them."
'Yeah. The whole point of the Leo line is that we don't get cops and such interfering. That we get left to ourselves. Last thing we need is them poking their noses. Heard a couple earlier talking about whether they'll introduce hunting licences'
"Just great..."
'I know, it's just typical. CATO's gonna bring the hammer down on all of us. '
"No... I think you're... something less." He slowly stands. "You make a game out of ending lives." He reaches into the flaming barrel and pulls out a barbecued arm. He removes the chip from the hand and takes a big bite out of it. "And if you play a game, you'd better be ready to lose. I don't think you folks are. That takes a severe lack of forethought and awareness. I'm here to remedy that issue."
Their armor and weapons begin to liquefy, the droplets floating through the air and starting to form into a large cube on the ground. "Lets see how you fare on an even playing field."
Some of the tourists look to their guides nervously. One of them, a chubby child in war paint, bursts into ugly tears. 'Don't worry, this is all completely normal and under control' the leader of the tour tries to reassure them
'Look, I'm sure we can reach an agreement' one of the guides whispers to Atticus. 'These guys are here for a canned hunt, just to shoot at a bunch of ferals in the dark. We're not interested in messing with real folks like you.'
"If you don't clear out, I'm frying the kid first." He says clearly. "Might makes right means my acts here are just, right? Just like how your actions against the ferals are just. Do you agree?"
*I gtg for a while, but I'll be back to continue this*
"If you don't clear out, I'm frying the kid first." He says clearly. "Might makes right means my acts here are just, right? Just like how your actions against the ferals is just. Do you agree?"
*I gtg for a while, but I'll be back to continue this*
Fives walks into the discussion, then quickly backtracks and hides upon seeing the situation.
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'Yeah. I'd take the big kills, and there's surely no better mark of a good hunter than being able to take out a real, strong, armoured gunman. Heard that the CATO don't like it though, but screw them. They wouldn't mess with Lemmy, and they wouldn't mess with his family either'
"CATO. Tryina get the kills before me. f**k. them."
'Yeah. The whole point of the Leo line is that we don't get cops and such interfering. That we get left to ourselves. Last thing we need is them poking their noses. Heard a couple earlier talking about whether they'll introduce hunting licences'
"Just great..."
'I know, it's just typical. CATO's gonna bring the hammer down on all of us. '
"Maybe some mercs get sent to them, ay?"
'Maybe so. Would escalate it even more though. Then, maybe the chaos will be fun'
'Yeah. I'd take the big kills, and there's surely no better mark of a good hunter than being able to take out a real, strong, armoured gunman. Heard that the CATO don't like it though, but screw them. They wouldn't mess with Lemmy, and they wouldn't mess with his family either'
"CATO. Tryina get the kills before me. f**k. them."
'Yeah. The whole point of the Leo line is that we don't get cops and such interfering. That we get left to ourselves. Last thing we need is them poking their noses. Heard a couple earlier talking about whether they'll introduce hunting licences'
"Just great..."
'I know, it's just typical. CATO's gonna bring the hammer down on all of us. '
"Maybe some mercs get sent to them, ay?"
'Maybe so. Would escalate it even more though. Then, maybe the chaos will be fun'
'Yeah. I'd take the big kills, and there's surely no better mark of a good hunter than being able to take out a real, strong, armoured gunman. Heard that the CATO don't like it though, but screw them. They wouldn't mess with Lemmy, and they wouldn't mess with his family either'
"CATO. Tryina get the kills before me. f**k. them."
'Yeah. The whole point of the Leo line is that we don't get cops and such interfering. That we get left to ourselves. Last thing we need is them poking their noses. Heard a couple earlier talking about whether they'll introduce hunting licences'
"Just great..."
'I know, it's just typical. CATO's gonna bring the hammer down on all of us. '
"Maybe some mercs get sent to them, ay?"
'Maybe so. Would escalate it even more though. Then, maybe the chaos will be fun'
A light teal goo is oozing out of a crack in a wall.
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'Yeah. I'd take the big kills, and there's surely no better mark of a good hunter than being able to take out a real, strong, armoured gunman. Heard that the CATO don't like it though, but screw them. They wouldn't mess with Lemmy, and they wouldn't mess with his family either'
"CATO. Tryina get the kills before me. f**k. them."
'Yeah. The whole point of the Leo line is that we don't get cops and such interfering. That we get left to ourselves. Last thing we need is them poking their noses. Heard a couple earlier talking about whether they'll introduce hunting licences'
"Just great..."
'I know, it's just typical. CATO's gonna bring the hammer down on all of us. '
"Maybe some mercs get sent to them, ay?"
'Maybe so. Would escalate it even more though. Then, maybe the chaos will be fun'
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"We're lo-ooking for a part," the girl's voice glitches a bit. "Specifically, an audio processor that's compatible with a b-" Before she's finished, the masked person claps a hand over her mouth. "Biocompatible." They finish.
*that's compatible with a biocompatible? :p*
Fives pops their head back on. "Yeah, I think I can help with that. Got any idea where to look?"
*no bug was gonna say something different and more stupid* "I don't" The masked person huffs. "But Bug's got some sort of..." they gesture vaguely "Brain mappy thing?" Bug nods. "I store memory data very well, and I remember where to find it."
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"We're lo-ooking for a part," the girl's voice glitches a bit. "Specifically, an audio processor that's compatible with a b-" Before she's finished, the masked person claps a hand over her mouth. "Biocompatible." They finish.
*that's compatible with a biocompatible? :p*
Fives pops their head back on. "Yeah, I think I can help with that. Got any idea where to look?"
*no bug was gonna say something different and more stupid* "I don't" The masked person huffs. "But Bug's got some sort of..." they gesture vaguely "Brain mappy thing?" Bug nods. "I store memory data very well, and I remember where to find it."
"Good. I don't have the materials right now to make something from scratch."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"We're lo-ooking for a part," the girl's voice glitches a bit. "Specifically, an audio processor that's compatible with a b-" Before she's finished, the masked person claps a hand over her mouth. "Biocompatible." They finish.
*that's compatible with a biocompatible? :p*
Fives pops their head back on. "Yeah, I think I can help with that. Got any idea where to look?"
*no bug was gonna say something different and more stupid* "I don't" The masked person huffs. "But Bug's got some sort of..." they gesture vaguely "Brain mappy thing?" Bug nods. "I store memory data very well, and I remember where to find it."
"Good. I don't have the materials right now to make something from scratch."
"We would if we could" The masked person crosses their arms and turns to their companion. "Bug, you sure we can trust them?" Bug nods and smiles. "I have a good feeling about this one." "Well, I hope you're right, cause if this one tries to harvest you like the last guy, we're doing this on our own."
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"We would if we could" The masked person crosses their arms and turns to their companion. "Bug, you sure we can trust them?" Bug nods and smiles. "I have a good feeling about this one." "Well, I hope you're right, cause if this one tries to harvest you like the last guy, we're doing this on our own."
Fives steps back. "HARVEST you? What do you think I am, some amalgam of parts that just creeps around stealing stuff to add to itself? Honestly!" They sound quite offended.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
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KC shoots with her hunting rifle
Attack: 17 Damage: 21
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
The guy turns and begins to run away, his drone following
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"No... I think you're... something less." He slowly stands. "You make a game out of ending lives." He reaches into the flaming barrel and pulls out a barbecued arm. He removes the chip from the hand and takes a big bite out of it. "And if you play a game, you'd better be ready to lose. I don't think you folks are. That takes a severe lack of forethought and awareness. I'm here to remedy that issue."
Their armor and weapons begin to liquefy, the droplets floating through the air and starting to form into a large cube on the ground. "Lets see how you fare on an even playing field."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*My absolute crime being, how fare thee?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Some of the tourists look to their guides nervously. One of them, a chubby child in war paint, bursts into ugly tears. 'Don't worry, this is all completely normal and under control' the leader of the tour tries to reassure them
'Look, I'm sure we can reach an agreement' one of the guides whispers to Atticus. 'These guys are here for a canned hunt, just to shoot at a bunch of ferals in the dark. We're not interested in messing with real folks like you.'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
*I fare well, got a few ideas for a character*
*how are you?*
"Maybe some mercs get sent to them, ay?"
Sig but long ^w^
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"If you don't clear out, I'm frying the kid first." He says clearly. "Might makes right means my acts here are just, right? Just like how your actions against the ferals are just. Do you agree?"
*I gtg for a while, but I'll be back to continue this*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Fives walks into the discussion, then quickly backtracks and hides upon seeing the situation.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
'Maybe so. Would escalate it even more though. Then, maybe the chaos will be fun'
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"Escalating them ain't gonna hurt too much."
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
'I suppose so'
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A light teal goo is oozing out of a crack in a wall.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
"So, wanna go hunt one of the XTs?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Back for a bit!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Hello*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*no bug was gonna say something different and more stupid*
"I don't" The masked person huffs. "But Bug's got some sort of..." they gesture vaguely "Brain mappy thing?" Bug nods. "I store memory data very well, and I remember where to find it."
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"Good. I don't have the materials right now to make something from scratch."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
"We would if we could" The masked person crosses their arms and turns to their companion. "Bug, you sure we can trust them?" Bug nods and smiles. "I have a good feeling about this one." "Well, I hope you're right, cause if this one tries to harvest you like the last guy, we're doing this on our own."
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
Fives steps back. "HARVEST you? What do you think I am, some amalgam of parts that just creeps around stealing stuff to add to itself? Honestly!" They sound quite offended.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!