"You good?" He still doesn't look at her, but begins to set up some bricks.
She jumps in surprise, and tries to hide better. "Why are you talking to yourself? There's nobody around here."
He pulls a camp stove from his pack and places it between the bricks. "Oh, I'm sorry. I just do this sometimes. Calms me down."
He hears a barely concealed whisper. "I knew that would work!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*I might make a char here.... body modification sounds like a good theme*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A large individual, maybe 7ft 6, walks through the streets. Their body is covered with a grey cloak, but metal shines through underneath. a single blue light stares unblinking from underneath the hood. They carry a large, squarish double-barreled shotgun in front of them.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"That's the kicker, isn't it?" Con laughs as his form, now massive and wielding an equally oversized wok with a lengthened handle, moves out from behind cover. In the center of his pupils are tiny pinpricks of pink light, and the cooking vessel is red hot, providing two sources of dim light in the dark. "I'm have a chip. Seven years ago, I was infected with a virus. The same virus that killed my family, my friends... but I survived. I'm not an unchipped, Cal. I am a natural consequence." He steps forward, raising the shovel-like weapon above his head.
'How do you know my name? If you're one of us, then don't go crazy dude, I'm not gonna kill you for a rivalry. My fight is with the unchipped only'
"You never noticed me, even as you blew my friends away, even as you celebrated with my food just after." He grabs Cal's gun and rips it from his hands, sending it skittering across the roof.
"That's the kicker, isn't it?" Con laughs as his form, now massive and wielding an equally oversized wok with a lengthened handle, moves out from behind cover. In the center of his pupils are tiny pinpricks of pink light, and the cooking vessel is red hot, providing two sources of dim light in the dark. "I'm have a chip. Seven years ago, I was infected with a virus. The same virus that killed my family, my friends... but I survived. I'm not an unchipped, Cal. I am a natural consequence." He steps forward, raising the shovel-like weapon above his head.
'How do you know my name? If you're one of us, then don't go crazy dude, I'm not gonna kill you for a rivalry. My fight is with the unchipped only'
"You never noticed me, even as you blew my friends away, even as you celebrated with my food just after." He grabs Cal's gun and rips it from his hands, sending it skittering across the roof.
'Your friends? They were unchipped. If you're not, what are you doing here? They're animals'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
A tall, slender woman with long blood-red hair is wandering the tunnels. She seems to be searching for something or someone.
She sees a figure watching from the shadows
She points a large weapon at the figure. "Walk into the light, slowly and with your hands empty."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
A tall, slender woman with long blood-red hair is wandering the tunnels. She seems to be searching for something or someone.
She sees a figure watching from the shadows
She points a large weapon at the figure. "Walk into the light, slowly and with your hands empty."
'Hey, what you want?'
She sighs and fires a warning shot at the ground in front of the figure. "Step out of the shadows."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"You never noticed me, even as you blew my friends away, even as you celebrated with my food just after." He grabs Cal's gun and rips it from his hands, sending it skittering across the roof.
'Your friends? They were unchipped. If you're not, what are you doing here? They're animals'
"What if I ripped your chip out right now? What would that make you?" He pins Cal's left hand down and holds the edge of the wok over his arm.
"You never noticed me, even as you blew my friends away, even as you celebrated with my food just after." He grabs Cal's gun and rips it from his hands, sending it skittering across the roof.
'Your friends? They were unchipped. If you're not, what are you doing here? They're animals'
"What if I ripped your chip out right now? What would that make you?" He pins Cal's left hand down and holds the edge of the wok over his arm.
'It would make me a loser, weaker than you. Good job I'm not'. He tries to break free and punch back
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"You never noticed me, even as you blew my friends away, even as you celebrated with my food just after." He grabs Cal's gun and rips it from his hands, sending it skittering across the roof.
'Your friends? They were unchipped. If you're not, what are you doing here? They're animals'
"What if I ripped your chip out right now? What would that make you?" He pins Cal's left hand down and holds the edge of the wok over his arm.
'It would make me a loser, weaker than you. Good job I'm not'. He tries to break free and punch back
Athletics: 26
Cal has disadvantage for being two sizes smaller (assuming he's Medium).
"You never noticed me, even as you blew my friends away, even as you celebrated with my food just after." He grabs Cal's gun and rips it from his hands, sending it skittering across the roof.
'Your friends? They were unchipped. If you're not, what are you doing here? They're animals'
"What if I ripped your chip out right now? What would that make you?" He pins Cal's left hand down and holds the edge of the wok over his arm.
'It would make me a loser, weaker than you. Good job I'm not'. He tries to break free and punch back
Athletics: 26
Cal has disadvantage for being two sizes smaller (assuming he's Medium).
'Let me go, you piece of [GP]! Do you want the whole of my hunt club after you? You don't even have to do this, you got a chip, just be like a normal person'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Cal has disadvantage for being two sizes smaller (assuming he's Medium).
'Let me go, you piece of [GP]! Do you want the whole of my hunt club after you? You don't even have to do this, you got a chip, just be like a normal person'
"Tell me exactly, in detail, why you think a piece of plastic makes you better than anyone else. Convince me, or I'll take it."
She begins chasing after them, but decides not to. She sighs. "I hate it when people do that."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Cal has disadvantage for being two sizes smaller (assuming he's Medium).
'Let me go, you piece of [GP]! Do you want the whole of my hunt club after you? You don't even have to do this, you got a chip, just be like a normal person'
"Tell me exactly, in detail, why you think a piece of plastic makes you better than anyone else. Convince me, or I'll take it."
'It makes me a citizen of the Sol Empire. I pay my taxes. I contribute. I'm not a parasite, leeching off people's waste. I'm part of the greatest civilisation in the galaxy. We need chips to be able to tell the law-abiding from the lawless'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Tell me exactly, in detail, why you think a piece of plastic makes you better than anyone else. Convince me, or I'll take it."
'It makes me a citizen of the Sol Empire. I pay my taxes. I contribute. I'm not a parasite, leeching off people's waste. I'm part of the greatest civilisation in the galaxy. We need chips to be able to tell the law-abiding from the lawless'
"And yet, there is nothing stopping a chipped person from violating the law. The only thing stopping an unchipped person is that they are not allowed to contribute. They are forced into parasitism. And finally, why is the Sol Empire the greatest? Have you even been to any other civilizations?"
"Tell me exactly, in detail, why you think a piece of plastic makes you better than anyone else. Convince me, or I'll take it."
'It makes me a citizen of the Sol Empire. I pay my taxes. I contribute. I'm not a parasite, leeching off people's waste. I'm part of the greatest civilisation in the galaxy. We need chips to be able to tell the law-abiding from the lawless'
"And yet, there is nothing stopping a chipped person from violating the law. The only thing stopping an unchipped person is that they are not allowed to contribute. They are forced into parasitism. And finally, why is the Sol Empire the greatest? Have you even been to any other civilizations?"
'I've been down here, can't say I think it's pretty. And the Dominion is a tyranny. So the Sol Empire is the best, easy'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"And yet, there is nothing stopping a chipped person from violating the law. The only thing stopping an unchipped person is that they are not allowed to contribute. They are forced into parasitism. And finally, why is the Sol Empire the greatest? Have you even been to any other civilizations?"
'I've been down here, can't say I think it's pretty. And the Dominion is a tyranny. So the Sol Empire is the best, easy'
"This is at best, a refugee camp. What do you actually know about the Dominion? How are you so certain that the Empire is telling you the truth?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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He pulls a camp stove from his pack and places it between the bricks. "Oh, I'm sorry. I just do this sometimes. Calms me down."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He hears a barely concealed whisper. "I knew that would work!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*no chip, no mercy*
*I might make a char here.... body modification sounds like a good theme*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
A large individual, maybe 7ft 6, walks through the streets. Their body is covered with a grey cloak, but metal shines through underneath. a single blue light stares unblinking from underneath the hood. They carry a large, squarish double-barreled shotgun in front of them.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"You never noticed me, even as you blew my friends away, even as you celebrated with my food just after." He grabs Cal's gun and rips it from his hands, sending it skittering across the roof.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Your friends? They were unchipped. If you're not, what are you doing here? They're animals'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'Hey, what you want?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
She sighs and fires a warning shot at the ground in front of the figure. "Step out of the shadows."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
They try to run
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"What if I ripped your chip out right now? What would that make you?" He pins Cal's left hand down and holds the edge of the wok over his arm.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'It would make me a loser, weaker than you. Good job I'm not'. He tries to break free and punch back
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Athletics: 26
Cal has disadvantage for being two sizes smaller (assuming he's Medium).
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Let me go, you piece of [GP]! Do you want the whole of my hunt club after you? You don't even have to do this, you got a chip, just be like a normal person'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Tell me exactly, in detail, why you think a piece of plastic makes you better than anyone else. Convince me, or I'll take it."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
She begins chasing after them, but decides not to. She sighs. "I hate it when people do that."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'It makes me a citizen of the Sol Empire. I pay my taxes. I contribute. I'm not a parasite, leeching off people's waste. I'm part of the greatest civilisation in the galaxy. We need chips to be able to tell the law-abiding from the lawless'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"And yet, there is nothing stopping a chipped person from violating the law. The only thing stopping an unchipped person is that they are not allowed to contribute. They are forced into parasitism. And finally, why is the Sol Empire the greatest? Have you even been to any other civilizations?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I've been down here, can't say I think it's pretty. And the Dominion is a tyranny. So the Sol Empire is the best, easy'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"This is at best, a refugee camp. What do you actually know about the Dominion? How are you so certain that the Empire is telling you the truth?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels