Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"why would I speak, when thoughts are so mutch more elegant?" the voice feels like snow, slow and soft and gentle, slowly piling up, before collapsing the roof
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"why would I speak, when thoughts are so mutch more elegant?" the voice feels like snow, slow and soft and gentle, slowly piling up, before collapsing the roof
"Because I don't want weird voices in my head!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"why would I speak, when thoughts are so mutch more elegant?" the voice feels like snow, slow and soft and gentle, slowly piling up, before collapsing the roof
"Because I don't want weird voices in my head!"
the voice leaves, and your senses return to normal.
"you do not speak like that before the Grand Ascendant" the humanoid mutters
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"why would I speak, when thoughts are so mutch more elegant?" the voice feels like snow, slow and soft and gentle, slowly piling up, before collapsing the roof
"Because I don't want weird voices in my head!"
the voice leaves, and your senses return to normal.
"you do not speak like that before the Grand Ascendant" the humanoid mutters
The girl seems annoyed. "I don't even know who that is!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"why would I speak, when thoughts are so mutch more elegant?" the voice feels like snow, slow and soft and gentle, slowly piling up, before collapsing the roof
"Because I don't want weird voices in my head!"
the voice leaves, and your senses return to normal.
"you do not speak like that before the Grand Ascendant" the humanoid mutters
The girl seems annoyed. "I don't even know who that is!"
the humanoid judgily gestures at the cloaked figure "The Grand Ascendant Aggorret"
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
He nods. "You're welcome! Come back any time!" He turns back to his grill and pokes at the charcoal. There's a charred human forearm in the coals.
they take a bite. "exellent work"
"Thank you! I don't use anything synthetic or lab-grown, so it has a different flavor and texture to most meats." He adjusts his glasses. "So, what brings you all the way down here?"
"why would I speak, when thoughts are so mutch more elegant?" the voice feels like snow, slow and soft and gentle, slowly piling up, before collapsing the roof
"Because I don't want weird voices in my head!"
the voice leaves, and your senses return to normal.
"you do not speak like that before the Grand Ascendant" the humanoid mutters
The girl seems annoyed. "I don't even know who that is!"
the humanoid judgily gestures at the cloaked figure "The Grand Ascendant Aggorret"
This gets the girl even more frustrated. "You're right next to me and you can't be bothered to talk like a normal person instead of sneaking into my head?!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"why would I speak, when thoughts are so mutch more elegant?" the voice feels like snow, slow and soft and gentle, slowly piling up, before collapsing the roof
"Because I don't want weird voices in my head!"
the voice leaves, and your senses return to normal.
"you do not speak like that before the Grand Ascendant" the humanoid mutters
The girl seems annoyed. "I don't even know who that is!"
the humanoid judgily gestures at the cloaked figure "The Grand Ascendant Aggorret"
This gets the girl even more frustrated. "You're right next to me and you can't be bothered to talk like a normal person instead of sneaking into my head?!"
"it is a symbol of their devotion. they have left behind physical speech" the humanoid is annoyed as well
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"why would I speak, when thoughts are so mutch more elegant?" the voice feels like snow, slow and soft and gentle, slowly piling up, before collapsing the roof
"Because I don't want weird voices in my head!"
the voice leaves, and your senses return to normal.
"you do not speak like that before the Grand Ascendant" the humanoid mutters
The girl seems annoyed. "I don't even know who that is!"
the humanoid judgily gestures at the cloaked figure "The Grand Ascendant Aggorret"
This gets the girl even more frustrated. "You're right next to me and you can't be bothered to talk like a normal person instead of sneaking into my head?!"
"it is a symbol of their devotion. they have left behind physical speech" the humanoid is annoyed as well
"Well, if being devoted means not being able to talk, then I don't think I want to hear your so-called 'great message'." The girl turns around and begins walking back the way she came, the opposite direction of the two humanoids.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"why would I speak, when thoughts are so mutch more elegant?" the voice feels like snow, slow and soft and gentle, slowly piling up, before collapsing the roof
"Because I don't want weird voices in my head!"
the voice leaves, and your senses return to normal.
"you do not speak like that before the Grand Ascendant" the humanoid mutters
The girl seems annoyed. "I don't even know who that is!"
the humanoid judgily gestures at the cloaked figure "The Grand Ascendant Aggorret"
This gets the girl even more frustrated. "You're right next to me and you can't be bothered to talk like a normal person instead of sneaking into my head?!"
"it is a symbol of their devotion. they have left behind physical speech" the humanoid is annoyed as well
"Well, if being devoted means not being able to talk, then I don't think I want to hear your so-called 'great message'." The girl turns around and begins walking back the way she came, the opposite direction of the two humanoids.
"I hope you will see the light eventually. it saddens me every time someone turns us away"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"why would I speak, when thoughts are so mutch more elegant?" the voice feels like snow, slow and soft and gentle, slowly piling up, before collapsing the roof
"Because I don't want weird voices in my head!"
the voice leaves, and your senses return to normal.
"you do not speak like that before the Grand Ascendant" the humanoid mutters
The girl seems annoyed. "I don't even know who that is!"
the humanoid judgily gestures at the cloaked figure "The Grand Ascendant Aggorret"
This gets the girl even more frustrated. "You're right next to me and you can't be bothered to talk like a normal person instead of sneaking into my head?!"
"it is a symbol of their devotion. they have left behind physical speech" the humanoid is annoyed as well
"Well, if being devoted means not being able to talk, then I don't think I want to hear your so-called 'great message'." The girl turns around and begins walking back the way she came, the opposite direction of the two humanoids.
"I hope you will see the light eventually. it saddens me every time someone turns us away"
"I SAID GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!" The girl shouts at a volume that is painful to the ears of the Grand Ascendant.
*con save or take 6 thunder damage*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"why would I speak, when thoughts are so mutch more elegant?" the voice feels like snow, slow and soft and gentle, slowly piling up, before collapsing the roof
"Because I don't want weird voices in my head!"
the voice leaves, and your senses return to normal.
"you do not speak like that before the Grand Ascendant" the humanoid mutters
The girl seems annoyed. "I don't even know who that is!"
the humanoid judgily gestures at the cloaked figure "The Grand Ascendant Aggorret"
This gets the girl even more frustrated. "You're right next to me and you can't be bothered to talk like a normal person instead of sneaking into my head?!"
"it is a symbol of their devotion. they have left behind physical speech" the humanoid is annoyed as well
"Well, if being devoted means not being able to talk, then I don't think I want to hear your so-called 'great message'." The girl turns around and begins walking back the way she came, the opposite direction of the two humanoids.
"I hope you will see the light eventually. it saddens me every time someone turns us away"
"I SAID GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!" The girl shouts at a volume that is painful to the ears of the Grand Ascendant.
*con save or take 6 thunder damage*
CONSTITUTION: 12
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"why would I speak, when thoughts are so mutch more elegant?" the voice feels like snow, slow and soft and gentle, slowly piling up, before collapsing the roof
"Because I don't want weird voices in my head!"
the voice leaves, and your senses return to normal.
"you do not speak like that before the Grand Ascendant" the humanoid mutters
The girl seems annoyed. "I don't even know who that is!"
the humanoid judgily gestures at the cloaked figure "The Grand Ascendant Aggorret"
This gets the girl even more frustrated. "You're right next to me and you can't be bothered to talk like a normal person instead of sneaking into my head?!"
"it is a symbol of their devotion. they have left behind physical speech" the humanoid is annoyed as well
"Well, if being devoted means not being able to talk, then I don't think I want to hear your so-called 'great message'." The girl turns around and begins walking back the way she came, the opposite direction of the two humanoids.
"I hope you will see the light eventually. it saddens me every time someone turns us away"
"I SAID GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!" The girl shouts at a volume that is painful to the ears of the Grand Ascendant.
*con save or take 6 thunder damage*
CONSTITUTION: 12
*fails*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"why would I speak, when thoughts are so mutch more elegant?" the voice feels like snow, slow and soft and gentle, slowly piling up, before collapsing the roof
"Because I don't want weird voices in my head!"
the voice leaves, and your senses return to normal.
"you do not speak like that before the Grand Ascendant" the humanoid mutters
The girl seems annoyed. "I don't even know who that is!"
the humanoid judgily gestures at the cloaked figure "The Grand Ascendant Aggorret"
This gets the girl even more frustrated. "You're right next to me and you can't be bothered to talk like a normal person instead of sneaking into my head?!"
"it is a symbol of their devotion. they have left behind physical speech" the humanoid is annoyed as well
"Well, if being devoted means not being able to talk, then I don't think I want to hear your so-called 'great message'." The girl turns around and begins walking back the way she came, the opposite direction of the two humanoids.
"I hope you will see the light eventually. it saddens me every time someone turns us away"
"I SAID GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!" The girl shouts at a volume that is painful to the ears of the Grand Ascendant.
*con save or take 6 thunder damage*
CONSTITUTION: 12
*fails*
the Grand Ascendant visibly whinces. the other humanoid steps forward, their hand twisting and morphing before abruptly stopping.
make a Charisma save
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
the Grand Ascendant visibly whinces. the other humanoid steps forward, their hand twisting and morphing before abruptly stopping.
make a Charisma save
CHA: 5
The girl keeps walking away. "Seriously, just leave me alone!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
the Grand Ascendant visibly whinces. the other humanoid steps forward, their hand twisting and morphing before abruptly stopping.
make a Charisma save
CHA: 5
The girl keeps walking away. "Seriously, just leave me alone!"
*I need to send the forum dice to jail*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"What?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"why would I speak, when thoughts are so mutch more elegant?" the voice feels like snow, slow and soft and gentle, slowly piling up, before collapsing the roof
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Because I don't want weird voices in my head!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
the voice leaves, and your senses return to normal.
"you do not speak like that before the Grand Ascendant" the humanoid mutters
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The girl seems annoyed. "I don't even know who that is!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
the humanoid judgily gestures at the cloaked figure "The Grand Ascendant Aggorret"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Thank you! I don't use anything synthetic or lab-grown, so it has a different flavor and texture to most meats." He adjusts his glasses. "So, what brings you all the way down here?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
This gets the girl even more frustrated. "You're right next to me and you can't be bothered to talk like a normal person instead of sneaking into my head?!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"it is a symbol of their devotion. they have left behind physical speech" the humanoid is annoyed as well
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Well, if being devoted means not being able to talk, then I don't think I want to hear your so-called 'great message'." The girl turns around and begins walking back the way she came, the opposite direction of the two humanoids.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"I hope you will see the light eventually. it saddens me every time someone turns us away"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"I SAID GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!" The girl shouts at a volume that is painful to the ears of the Grand Ascendant.
*con save or take 6 thunder damage*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
CONSTITUTION: 12
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*fails*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
the Grand Ascendant visibly whinces. the other humanoid steps forward, their hand twisting and morphing before abruptly stopping.
make a Charisma save
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Link and Rose are relaxing on the deck of a barge
Cal is at Zedudar Square, waiting in a line outside a maintenance room.
Kel is at Kio Street, buying a load of 'Desecrated Coconut' flavoured cans of Syn
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
CHA: 5
The girl keeps walking away. "Seriously, just leave me alone!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*I need to send the forum dice to jail*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Consumption waddles over. "You drink that trash?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels