Schopenhauer is drawing.... something. something extremely complex in the dirt
C.B. is walking around, his plastic smile shiny as ever, pressing a finger to the side of his head as the antennae sticking from his cowboy hat pick up a signal. "Hey Hey Hey, Pal!" he says, giving a wide smile. "Might I Ask What YOU (Yes YOU) Happen To Be Drawing Right Here?" He asks in his usual mix of a radio announcer and a southern accent and a radio show host.
*was this guy inspired by spamton? also, this is great character design*
schopenhauer looks up, looking at you with flickering eyes. it looks like a stuffed goriilla with a human face, and arms twice as long as its body.
"fascinating. how do they work? these are plans for a self-winding engine"
*Yeah, lol, spamton was one of the inspirations, along with those "Friend inside me" theories lol*
"Ain't That Amazing Folks! This Big Guy Is Making His Own P-P-P-P-Power!!! Truly A Testament To The Nature Of The Mind! Ya Know Sport, You're Lookin' Like A Future Star Yourself! A Braniac Maniac Like Yourself Could Be A REAL 'Bone-A-Fide' Sensation Like Myself!" He says, leaning in a bit. "Anything You Wanna Say To The Audience At Home?"
"there are no limits to what the mind can accomplish." it lifts itself up on its arms, getting a closer look at your antenna "do these broadcast and receive, or is it one or the other?"
"Well Sport, Of Course I Broad-Cast! I'm Surprised You Don't Know Me! I'm The Host-Est With The Most-Est™.... C!! B!!! DUPER™!!! That's Right, The Ruler Of Radio!™ The Tsar Of Static!!™ The Hi-Fi Honcho!!!™ The Voice Of The World™, C.B. Duper!!!!!™" He bows deeply. Getting a good look at him, he looked like a action figure, made of pure plastic, with a massive grin always on his face. His chest seemed to be a speaker system of sorts, with his mouth not even moving when he spoke. He wore a red suit with massive shoulder pads, a traditional Texas Bolo Tie, and a cowboy hat and boots.
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"In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and evil sentient AIs (I hate irl AI) and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and my wife (again) and yeah
Schopenhauer is drawing.... something. something extremely complex in the dirt
C.B. is walking around, his plastic smile shiny as ever, pressing a finger to the side of his head as the antennae sticking from his cowboy hat pick up a signal. "Hey Hey Hey, Pal!" he says, giving a wide smile. "Might I Ask What YOU (Yes YOU) Happen To Be Drawing Right Here?" He asks in his usual mix of a radio announcer and a southern accent and a radio show host.
*was this guy inspired by spamton? also, this is great character design*
schopenhauer looks up, looking at you with flickering eyes. it looks like a stuffed goriilla with a human face, and arms twice as long as its body.
"fascinating. how do they work? these are plans for a self-winding engine"
*Yeah, lol, spamton was one of the inspirations, along with those "Friend inside me" theories lol*
"Ain't That Amazing Folks! This Big Guy Is Making His Own P-P-P-P-Power!!! Truly A Testament To The Nature Of The Mind! Ya Know Sport, You're Lookin' Like A Future Star Yourself! A Braniac Maniac Like Yourself Could Be A REAL 'Bone-A-Fide' Sensation Like Myself!" He says, leaning in a bit. "Anything You Wanna Say To The Audience At Home?"
"there are no limits to what the mind can accomplish." it lifts itself up on its arms, getting a closer look at your antenna "do these broadcast and receive, or is it one or the other?"
"Well Sport, Of Course I Broad-Cast! I'm Surprised You Don't Know Me! I'm The Host-Est With The Most-Est™.... C!! B!!! DUPER™!!! That's Right, The Ruler Of Radio!™ The Tsar Of Static!!™ The Hi-Fi Honcho!!!™ The Voice Of The World™, C.B. Duper!!!!!™" He bows deeply. Getting a good look at him, he looked like a action figure, made of pure plastic, with a massive grin always on his face. His chest seemed to be a speaker system of sorts, with his mouth not even moving when he spoke. He wore a red suit with massive shoulder pads, a traditional Texas Bolo Tie, and a cowboy hat and boots.
"fascinating." it begins absentmindedly drawing again, something to do with radio, maybe a broadcasting array
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and evil sentient AIs (I hate irl AI) and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and my wife (again) and yeah
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The little skeleton octopus is looking for something interesting.
it sees a stuffed gorrilla with a human face drawing in the dirt, with arms twice as long as its body
It waddles over to see what the gorilla is drawing.
it appears to be an exceedingly complex blueprint for..... something. something involving soul cores. the gorilla looks at you, with eyes flickering like candlelight
The beak(the only bone in an octopus' skeleton) jumps at the sight of the gorilla's flickering eyes. "Fwerb werble!" It seems scared.
"interesting. what are you?"
The skeleton octopus' full form becomes visible for a moment, ethereal arms shimmering in and out of existence. It makes a little "ta-da!" sound.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
scopenhauer is wandering the outskirts of the city, collecting bits of metal
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
scopenhauer is wandering the outskirts of the city, collecting bits of metal
Terrako skitters up near Scopenhauer. It seems to be looking for metal of its own.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
"shame" it begins sketching out another plan, this one apparently for removing the soul from an existing soul core
*I had Wi-Fi problems but I has came back*
It stands up
it raises an eyebrow at you, and keeps sketching
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"shame" it begins sketching out another plan, this one apparently for removing the soul from an existing soul core
*I had Wi-Fi problems but I has came back*
It stands up
it raises an eyebrow at you, and keeps sketching
It backs away and inch
"where are you going?" it still doesn't look at you, focused on its plans
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"shame" it begins sketching out another plan, this one apparently for removing the soul from an existing soul core
*I had Wi-Fi problems but I has came back*
It stands up
it raises an eyebrow at you, and keeps sketching
It backs away and inch
"where are you going?" it still doesn't look at you, focused on its plans
"I don't know."
"then why leave?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"shame" it begins sketching out another plan, this one apparently for removing the soul from an existing soul core
*I had Wi-Fi problems but I has came back*
It stands up
it raises an eyebrow at you, and keeps sketching
It backs away and inch
"where are you going?" it still doesn't look at you, focused on its plans
"I don't know."
"then why leave?"
It thinks
the plan, as had the others, has evolved into incomprehensible gibberish, only hinting at something beyond your knowlege
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"shame" it begins sketching out another plan, this one apparently for removing the soul from an existing soul core
*I had Wi-Fi problems but I has came back*
It stands up
it raises an eyebrow at you, and keeps sketching
It backs away and inch
"where are you going?" it still doesn't look at you, focused on its plans
"I don't know."
"then why leave?"
It thinks
the plan, as had the others, has evolved into incomprehensible gibberish, only hinting at something beyond your knowlege
It backs away another inch
"have you decided where you're going? or do you still not have a reason?"
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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"Well Sport, Of Course I Broad-Cast! I'm Surprised You Don't Know Me! I'm The Host-Est With The Most-Est™.... C!! B!!! DUPER™!!! That's Right, The Ruler Of Radio!™ The Tsar Of Static!!™ The Hi-Fi Honcho!!!™ The Voice Of The World™, C.B. Duper!!!!!™" He bows deeply. Getting a good look at him, he looked like a action figure, made of pure plastic, with a massive grin always on his face. His chest seemed to be a speaker system of sorts, with his mouth not even moving when he spoke. He wore a red suit with massive shoulder pads, a traditional Texas Bolo Tie, and a cowboy hat and boots.
"In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and evil sentient AIs (I hate irl AI) and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and my wife (again) and yeah
"fascinating." it begins absentmindedly drawing again, something to do with radio, maybe a broadcasting array
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*good morning!!*
"In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and evil sentient AIs (I hate irl AI) and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and my wife (again) and yeah
*anyone on?*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
*hey dragonecles, wanna rp?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*ye, you want robot egg or skeleton octopus?*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
*robot egg please!*
scopenhauer is wandering the outskirts of the city, collecting bits of metal
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Terrako skitters up near Scopenhauer. It seems to be looking for metal of its own.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
*hi
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*I had Wi-Fi problems but I has came back*
It stands up
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
it raises an eyebrow at you, and keeps sketching
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
It backs away and inch
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"where are you going?" it still doesn't look at you, focused on its plans
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"I don't know."
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"then why leave?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
It thinks
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
the plan, as had the others, has evolved into incomprehensible gibberish, only hinting at something beyond your knowlege
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
It backs away another inch
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"have you decided where you're going? or do you still not have a reason?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!