Hannah is cleaning something red off the countertop. A weasel is sitting at the bar, silent.
"... Uh hello?"
Hannah doesn't look up. "Do you wanna drink?"
The weasel refuses to move. Though she is shaking slightly.
"Sure." The jaglion limps over and sits down
The weasel is shaking more as you walk up. Hannah gives you a glass of beer and walks away.
The jaglion sips it's beer
You see a small bit of red liquid in your beer. There's also red stains on the counter that seem to have seeped into it. Clearly Hannah didn't do a very good job cleaning.
The weasel looks over at you. The right side of her face is matted with blood.
Hannah is cleaning something red off the countertop. A weasel is sitting at the bar, silent.
"... Uh hello?"
Hannah doesn't look up. "Do you wanna drink?"
The weasel refuses to move. Though she is shaking slightly.
"Sure." The jaglion limps over and sits down
The weasel is shaking more as you walk up. Hannah gives you a glass of beer and walks away.
The jaglion sips it's beer
You see a small bit of red liquid in your beer. There's also red stains on the counter that seem to have seeped into it. Clearly Hannah didn't do a very good job cleaning.
The weasel looks over at you. The right side of her face is matted with blood.
"You okay?"
She shakes her head no.
"Anyway I can help?"
She shakes her head no even harder. She morions for you to shush, then points at Hannah, who is walking back up to the counter.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
Mila watches the exchange between Toshi and Henry, extremely confused.
You watch as the metal door slams shut. Lana walks up to you.
Mila points at the door. "Any idea what's behind that?"
Lana shakes her head. "Thought it was supplies, but... Why would he drag him into the supplies room?"
Mila walks up to the door. She runs a claw around the door's frame, seeing if it's unlocked.
Seems like it's bolted shut from the inside.
Lana walks up to the door. "Is it locked?"
"Yeah. I can't hear anything through it, either. Do you think there's another entrance?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Mila watches the exchange between Toshi and Henry, extremely confused.
You watch as the metal door slams shut. Lana walks up to you.
Mila points at the door. "Any idea what's behind that?"
Lana shakes her head. "Thought it was supplies, but... Why would he drag him into the supplies room?"
Mila walks up to the door. She runs a claw around the door's frame, seeing if it's unlocked.
Seems like it's bolted shut from the inside.
Lana walks up to the door. "Is it locked?"
"Yeah. I can't hear anything through it, either. Do you think there's another entrance?"
"Not sure. If there is, it's likely as well protected as this one."
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
Mila watches the exchange between Toshi and Henry, extremely confused.
You watch as the metal door slams shut. Lana walks up to you.
Mila points at the door. "Any idea what's behind that?"
Lana shakes her head. "Thought it was supplies, but... Why would he drag him into the supplies room?"
Mila walks up to the door. She runs a claw around the door's frame, seeing if it's unlocked.
Seems like it's bolted shut from the inside.
Lana walks up to the door. "Is it locked?"
"Yeah. I can't hear anything through it, either. Do you think there's another entrance?"
"Not sure. If there is, it's likely as well protected as this one."
"Well, we can always try the simple way." She knocks on the thick metal door. "Can I come in?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Mila watches the exchange between Toshi and Henry, extremely confused.
You watch as the metal door slams shut. Lana walks up to you.
Mila points at the door. "Any idea what's behind that?"
Lana shakes her head. "Thought it was supplies, but... Why would he drag him into the supplies room?"
Mila walks up to the door. She runs a claw around the door's frame, seeing if it's unlocked.
Seems like it's bolted shut from the inside.
Lana walks up to the door. "Is it locked?"
"Yeah. I can't hear anything through it, either. Do you think there's another entrance?"
"Not sure. If there is, it's likely as well protected as this one."
"Well, we can always try the simple way." She knocks on the thick metal door. "Can I come in?"
She knocks again.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Henry lightly grabs your hand and holds it. "I'm gonna give you an anesthesia. It's prolly' gonna hurt a bit, but it'll make it so we can get this tracker out. And I don't wanna hear nothin' bout leavin' before we can do this. You don't wanna put no one else in danger with this here trackin' device, okay?"
The weasel you bumped into looks back with a worried face. "Is... Everything ok? What're you doing?"
His expression became terrified by looking at the needle and he stepped back, tripping on the weasel and knocking himself out on a stool.
Tom arrives at the bar, dressed in top-of-the-range hunting gear and panting furiously
A human child is sat in the bar, eating messily
A huge human in a lab coat with oversized shoulder pads bursts into the bar, his massive shoes clomping against the ground. He strides over in about three steps and places a huge, hot, juicy cheeseburger down in front of the child, a long with some fried and breaded nuggets, french fries, and a large paper cup filled with soda. He carried all of that in one gloved hand. "You must be ravenous!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Arabella is curled around a lamp, reading a book on how blood cells carry pathogens to infect the heart. She hums to herself, a pipe between her lips as she reads.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
Arabella is curled around a lamp, reading a book on how blood cells carry pathogens to infect the heart. She hums to herself, a pipe between her lips as she reads.
Slopnik walks over and places a small stuffed robot toy on the table. It smells like sweet herbs.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Arabella is curled around a lamp, reading a book on how blood cells carry pathogens to infect the heart. She hums to herself, a pipe between her lips as she reads.
Slopnik walks over and places a small stuffed robot toy on the table. It smells like sweet herbs.
Arabella looks up, her caterpillar body uncurling from the lamp. She slowly crawls over and smiles "What do we have here?"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
Arabella is curled around a lamp, reading a book on how blood cells carry pathogens to infect the heart. She hums to herself, a pipe between her lips as she reads.
Slopnik walks over and places a small stuffed robot toy on the table. It smells like sweet herbs.
Arabella looks up, her caterpillar body uncurling from the lamp. She slowly crawls over and smiles "What do we have here?"
"A brrrrrilliant marketing gimmick, that's what!" He laughs. "Children will love these things, yes? Small, soft, nontoxic? I realized not long ago that I was trying to reinvent the wheel when I could just give these things away! A little bit of fabric and stuffing and children will scramble for them! A wonderful incentive for kids to get their parents to buy them food, yes?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Arabella is curled around a lamp, reading a book on how blood cells carry pathogens to infect the heart. She hums to herself, a pipe between her lips as she reads.
Slopnik walks over and places a small stuffed robot toy on the table. It smells like sweet herbs.
Arabella looks up, her caterpillar body uncurling from the lamp. She slowly crawls over and smiles "What do we have here?"
"A brrrrrilliant marketing gimmick, that's what!" He laughs. "Children will love these things, yes? Small, soft, nontoxic? I realized not long ago that I was trying to reinvent the wheel when I could just give these things away! A little bit of fabric and stuffing and children will scramble for them! A wonderful incentive for kids to get their parents to buy them food, yes?"
She hums in thought, bringing it up to her nose and breathing deeply. "An incentive hm? How so?"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"A brrrrrilliant marketing gimmick, that's what!" He laughs. "Children will love these things, yes? Small, soft, nontoxic? I realized not long ago that I was trying to reinvent the wheel when I could just give these things away! A little bit of fabric and stuffing and children will scramble for them! A wonderful incentive for kids to get their parents to buy them food, yes?"
She hums in thought, bringing it up to her nose and breathing deeply. "An incentive hm? How so?"
Lavender and chamomile. It has faint, almost imperceptible undertones of spoiled meat and chemicals. "See, parents these days want their kids to have a varied diet, a healthy diet. But that's expensive, and sometimes what you need most is calories. I would rather the kids get some food than none because their parents were saving for something more 'becoming of them.' Anyway, the food I sell is consistent, delicious, and calorically-dense. It's not something you should eat every day, but in an emergency it should keep you running for a long while."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"A brrrrrilliant marketing gimmick, that's what!" He laughs. "Children will love these things, yes? Small, soft, nontoxic? I realized not long ago that I was trying to reinvent the wheel when I could just give these things away! A little bit of fabric and stuffing and children will scramble for them! A wonderful incentive for kids to get their parents to buy them food, yes?"
She hums in thought, bringing it up to her nose and breathing deeply. "An incentive hm? How so?"
Lavender and chamomile. It has faint, almost imperceptible undertones of spoiled meat and chemicals. "See, parents these days want their kids to have a varied diet, a healthy diet. But that's expensive, and sometimes what you need most is calories. I would rather the kids get some food than none because their parents were saving for something more 'becoming of them.' Anyway, the food I sell is consistent, delicious, and calorically-dense. It's not something you should eat every day, but in an emergency it should keep you running for a long while."
Arabella thinks for a moment "Does this food contain the five parts of the food pyramid? Those are what children truly need as small bones, still developing brains, and young organs are still growing."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
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"Anyway I can help?"
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
She shakes her head no even harder. She morions for you to shush, then points at Hannah, who is walking back up to the counter.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
The jaglion glances at Hannah and sips the beer.
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Hannah sideyes Lana, then looks back at the Jaglion. "That'll be 5 credits."
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
"Yeah. I can't hear anything through it, either. Do you think there's another entrance?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"Not sure. If there is, it's likely as well protected as this one."
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
"Well, we can always try the simple way." She knocks on the thick metal door. "Can I come in?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
The jaglion gives Hannah 7 credits
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
She knocks again.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
His expression became terrified by looking at the needle and he stepped back, tripping on the weasel and knocking himself out on a stool.
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Tom arrives at the bar, dressed in top-of-the-range hunting gear and panting furiously
A human child is sat in the bar, eating messily
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A huge human in a lab coat with oversized shoulder pads bursts into the bar, his massive shoes clomping against the ground. He strides over in about three steps and places a huge, hot, juicy cheeseburger down in front of the child, a long with some fried and breaded nuggets, french fries, and a large paper cup filled with soda. He carried all of that in one gloved hand. "You must be ravenous!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Arabella is curled around a lamp, reading a book on how blood cells carry pathogens to infect the heart. She hums to herself, a pipe between her lips as she reads.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Slopnik walks over and places a small stuffed robot toy on the table. It smells like sweet herbs.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Arabella looks up, her caterpillar body uncurling from the lamp. She slowly crawls over and smiles "What do we have here?"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"A brrrrrilliant marketing gimmick, that's what!" He laughs. "Children will love these things, yes? Small, soft, nontoxic? I realized not long ago that I was trying to reinvent the wheel when I could just give these things away! A little bit of fabric and stuffing and children will scramble for them! A wonderful incentive for kids to get their parents to buy them food, yes?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
She hums in thought, bringing it up to her nose and breathing deeply. "An incentive hm? How so?"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Lavender and chamomile. It has faint, almost imperceptible undertones of spoiled meat and chemicals.
"See, parents these days want their kids to have a varied diet, a healthy diet. But that's expensive, and sometimes what you need most is calories. I would rather the kids get some food than none because their parents were saving for something more 'becoming of them.' Anyway, the food I sell is consistent, delicious, and calorically-dense. It's not something you should eat every day, but in an emergency it should keep you running for a long while."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Arabella thinks for a moment "Does this food contain the five parts of the food pyramid? Those are what children truly need as small bones, still developing brains, and young organs are still growing."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]