"Due to the possible permanent absence of our two main staff, we are now hiring. Inquire inside."
The void bug looks at the note, then walks up to the counter. It points at the door, then behind the bar. It seems to be asking what happened.
Mila glances at the note before turning back to staring at the metal 'storage' door, as if she could will it to open. "Well, now it just seems suspicious."
Lana is at the counter. "Are you asking where Henry and Hannah went? Because I have no idea..."
A yellow cat beast person walks up behind Mila. "Whatcha lookin' at?'
The bug nods, then seems kinda sad that nobody knows. It points at itself, then behind the bar. It's asking if it can help.
"That door. It seems like it should lead to some sort of storage area, but it's too heavily armored and I've never seen anyone come in or out of it. Now that the owners have gone missing, I really want to know what's behind it."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
The door to the bar swings open, and in walks a tall stranger in a tattered white-and-gray anorak jacket. As he walks, he swishes his fluffy gray tail, flicking raindrops every which way. His face is weathered and scarred, blood dripping down his chin from a freshly split lip, a remnant of a recent fistfight. You might have said he had a baby face, sometime before all those scars sprouted up, before his eyes took on a gruff, haunted look. Perched above that face, nestled in his prematurely gray hair, are a pair of tufty cat ears. The puffy jacket he wears does a lot to pad out his wiry frame, making him look a lot more muscular than he actually is. He staggers up to the bar and calls out in his smoky voice "Heard there was a job here"
A brown-furred weasel woman is manning the counter, washing some cups and pouring drinks.
"Oh thank goodness! I'm so tired of having to do everything while Henry and Hannah are gone." Lana notices the wound and winces. "Are you okay? Looks like you got a little beat up."
He wipes the blood from his mouth. "Oh. yeah. mfine."
"So how soon can you start?"
He glances at his watch. "Now. And I can work nights. But I gotta be home by the morning."
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He takes out his wallet and presents his ID. "Doctor Mirigod Mandragora."
Passive Perception or Insight 15 or higher:
He checked his own ID for a split second.
Lana is too busy to notice the glance, but still seems suspicious.
"I- whatever. If you can help me out, I don't care who you are. But why wouldn't a doctor need work at a bar on such short notice?"
"I need a day job. I have PhDs in toxicology, both scientific and medical. People find that suspicious, and human patients, the ones who can afford such specific types of medicine, don't trust beast people. Overall, people don't want to hire me if they can avoid it. They think I'll get feathers in their operating rooms or something." He shrugs. "I've studied alcohol and its effects on various types of bodies, particularly when combined with other types of drinks and intoxicants, and I have a bartender's license that I've been maintaining since college."
"There were two cakes. One was poisoned, one wasn't. Somehow, they all wound up eating the poisoned one while the other went untouched. I'm guessing whoever made the cakes knew these people." He points to the red box in his truck. "That has the poisoned cake it. All of it. I don't suggest going to the crime scene, since we haven't moved the bodies out yet."
'Hmm. Dead guys been looted yet?'
"Nope. Careful not to get any blood on you, you might get sick. Also, if you find anything that might help with the investigation, I'd like to know about it."
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees (and hopefully more)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees (and hopefully more)
*Jack Pepper is a catman, but i'm considering wether or not to make his adoptive mom, madge milton, a human or a dog-lady.*
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees (and hopefully more)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
The tiny void bug is scrounging for scraps in a narrow alley.
The jaglion (name WIP) walks to the void bug and offers a protein bar.
The bug looks up, an expression of terror on its face, until it realizes that it is being offered food. It reaches out to the bar tentatively.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees (and hopefully more)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
The tiny void bug is scrounging for scraps in a narrow alley.
The jaglion (name WIP) walks to the void bug and offers a protein bar.
The bug looks up, an expression of terror on its face, until it realizes that it is being offered food. It reaches out to the bar tentatively.
The jaglion doesn't pull away
In less than a second, the bar is grabbed by a tendril of darkness and consumed. The bug tries to hug the jaglion in thanks.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees (and hopefully more)
The tiny void bug is scrounging for scraps in a narrow alley.
The jaglion (name WIP) walks to the void bug and offers a protein bar.
The bug looks up, an expression of terror on its face, until it realizes that it is being offered food. It reaches out to the bar tentatively.
The jaglion doesn't pull away
In less than a second, the bar is grabbed by a tendril of darkness and consumed. The bug tries to hug the jaglion in thanks.
The jaglion lets the void bug hug him.
The bug finishes, then points at the jaglion. It seems to maybe be asking what his name is.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Tom is sticking up posters reading 'We Are Better Than This- Bring Peace to the Underground'. In the middle of the poster is an image of a gun sight with a criminal in it.
A cybernetically-enhanced human is limping about, looking injured and scared. He is almost supernaturally beautiful
The bug nods, then seems kinda sad that nobody knows. It points at itself, then behind the bar. It's asking if it can help.
"That door. It seems like it should lead to some sort of storage area, but it's too heavily armored and I've never seen anyone come in or out of it. Now that the owners have gone missing, I really want to know what's behind it."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
He glances at his watch. "Now. And I can work nights. But I gotta be home by the morning."
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees (and hopefully more)
"I need a day job. I have PhDs in toxicology, both scientific and medical. People find that suspicious, and human patients, the ones who can afford such specific types of medicine, don't trust beast people. Overall, people don't want to hire me if they can avoid it. They think I'll get feathers in their operating rooms or something." He shrugs. "I've studied alcohol and its effects on various types of bodies, particularly when combined with other types of drinks and intoxicants, and I have a bartender's license that I've been maintaining since college."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"Nope. Careful not to get any blood on you, you might get sick. Also, if you find anything that might help with the investigation, I'd like to know about it."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*mroning*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees (and hopefully more)
*ello*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*Ah, mein freunds...*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*rp*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees (and hopefully more)
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
*Jack Pepper is a catman, but i'm considering wether or not to make his adoptive mom, madge milton, a human or a dog-lady.*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees (and hopefully more)
Mila is once again staring at the door.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*from the inside or the outside?*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees (and hopefully more)
The jaglion doesn't pull away
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
*outside*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
In less than a second, the bar is grabbed by a tendril of darkness and consumed. The bug tries to hug the jaglion in thanks.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
The jaglion lets the void bug hug him.
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
*he*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees (and hopefully more)
The bug finishes, then points at the jaglion. It seems to maybe be asking what his name is.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Tom is sticking up posters reading 'We Are Better Than This- Bring Peace to the Underground'. In the middle of the poster is an image of a gun sight with a criminal in it.
A cybernetically-enhanced human is limping about, looking injured and scared. He is almost supernaturally beautiful
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