Sage is sitting down in the tavern, eating some pumpkin pie.
The little fae boy sits down next to Sage, his antlers covered in pumpkin insides, as is his hair.
Sage looks at him. "Oh, hey, kid. What happened, did you get eaten by a pumpkin?"
He shakes his head. "Someone threw a pumpkin at me. Stabbed it with my antlers. Came here to wash off. D-do you know if there are any bathrooms here?"
She shrugs. "I'm relatively new here. I saw some streams in the forest on my way in, though."
"Oh, thanks... I suppose I could just do..." He snaps and all the pumpkin disappears from his hair. He laughs sheepishly. "Still getting used to the fae powers."
"You didn't always have those?"
"Oh, no I didn't. I inherited the powers, sorta, from someone else."
"Who?"
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I'm starting a petition to classify chocolate as a medicinal plant.
Sage is shifted into an owl, and is observing the town for anything interesting.
A cat walks by, looking up at the owl.
A cat in a hat and robe is definitely interesting, so the owl flies down until it's hovering just 15 feet above the cat.
The cat looks at the owl.
"Hmm... You look yummy." A blast of force tries to slam the owl into the ground. DC 25 STR save, or be pushed into the ground.
*I have -1 to strength, so I'm not even gonna bother rolling*
The owl hits the ground hard, then grows and changes shape into a woman in her early 20s. "Hey! That was unnecessary!"
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I'm starting a petition to classify chocolate as a medicinal plant.
Sage is sitting down in the tavern, eating some pumpkin pie.
The little fae boy sits down next to Sage, his antlers covered in pumpkin insides, as is his hair.
Sage looks at him. "Oh, hey, kid. What happened, did you get eaten by a pumpkin?"
He shakes his head. "Someone threw a pumpkin at me. Stabbed it with my antlers. Came here to wash off. D-do you know if there are any bathrooms here?"
She shrugs. "I'm relatively new here. I saw some streams in the forest on my way in, though."
"Oh, thanks... I suppose I could just do..." He snaps and all the pumpkin disappears from his hair. He laughs sheepishly. "Still getting used to the fae powers."
"You didn't always have those?"
"Oh, no I didn't. I inherited the powers, sorta, from someone else."
"Who?"
"My mom. I don't really... I don't wanna talk about it."
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Sage is sitting down in the tavern, eating some pumpkin pie.
The little fae boy sits down next to Sage, his antlers covered in pumpkin insides, as is his hair.
Sage looks at him. "Oh, hey, kid. What happened, did you get eaten by a pumpkin?"
He shakes his head. "Someone threw a pumpkin at me. Stabbed it with my antlers. Came here to wash off. D-do you know if there are any bathrooms here?"
She shrugs. "I'm relatively new here. I saw some streams in the forest on my way in, though."
"Oh, thanks... I suppose I could just do..." He snaps and all the pumpkin disappears from his hair. He laughs sheepishly. "Still getting used to the fae powers."
"You didn't always have those?"
"Oh, no I didn't. I inherited the powers, sorta, from someone else."
"Who?"
"My mom. I don't really... I don't wanna talk about it."
"I get it. I'm sorry. You want something to eat?"
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I'm starting a petition to classify chocolate as a medicinal plant.
Sage is sitting down in the tavern, eating some pumpkin pie.
The little fae boy sits down next to Sage, his antlers covered in pumpkin insides, as is his hair.
Sage looks at him. "Oh, hey, kid. What happened, did you get eaten by a pumpkin?"
He shakes his head. "Someone threw a pumpkin at me. Stabbed it with my antlers. Came here to wash off. D-do you know if there are any bathrooms here?"
She shrugs. "I'm relatively new here. I saw some streams in the forest on my way in, though."
"Oh, thanks... I suppose I could just do..." He snaps and all the pumpkin disappears from his hair. He laughs sheepishly. "Still getting used to the fae powers."
"You didn't always have those?"
"Oh, no I didn't. I inherited the powers, sorta, from someone else."
"Who?"
"My mom. I don't really... I don't wanna talk about it."
"I get it. I'm sorry. You want something to eat?"
"yeah! Sure!" He says, all worries forgotten.
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I'm starting a petition to classify chocolate as a medicinal plant.
He bounces up and down in his seat as he waits. "Sooooooo, who're you?"
"I'm Sage."
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I'm starting a petition to classify chocolate as a medicinal plant.
Sage is shifted into an owl, and is observing the town for anything interesting.
A cat walks by, looking up at the owl.
A cat in a hat and robe is definitely interesting, so the owl flies down until it's hovering just 15 feet above the cat.
The cat looks at the owl.
"Hmm... You look yummy." A blast of force tries to slam the owl into the ground. DC 25 STR save, or be pushed into the ground.
*I have -1 to strength, so I'm not even gonna bother rolling*
The owl hits the ground hard, then grows and changes shape into a woman in her early 20s. "Hey! That was unnecessary!"
The cat looks at Sage.
"Hmmm... Would you taste good...?"
She stands up and shrugs. "Well, my bloodline is cursed, so probably not."
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I'm starting a petition to classify chocolate as a medicinal plant.
Sage is shifted into an owl, and is observing the town for anything interesting.
A cat walks by, looking up at the owl.
A cat in a hat and robe is definitely interesting, so the owl flies down until it's hovering just 15 feet above the cat.
The cat looks at the owl.
"Hmm... You look yummy." A blast of force tries to slam the owl into the ground. DC 25 STR save, or be pushed into the ground.
*I have -1 to strength, so I'm not even gonna bother rolling*
The owl hits the ground hard, then grows and changes shape into a woman in her early 20s. "Hey! That was unnecessary!"
The cat looks at Sage.
"Hmmm... Would you taste good...?"
She stands up and shrugs. "Well, my bloodline is cursed, so probably not."
"Oooh! Curses! Yummy! It's been a long time since I've consumed a cursed bloodline! ... Although, it is rather hard to consume people when I'm trapped in this form..."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
Sage is shifted into an owl, and is observing the town for anything interesting.
A cat walks by, looking up at the owl.
A cat in a hat and robe is definitely interesting, so the owl flies down until it's hovering just 15 feet above the cat.
The cat looks at the owl.
"Hmm... You look yummy." A blast of force tries to slam the owl into the ground. DC 25 STR save, or be pushed into the ground.
*I have -1 to strength, so I'm not even gonna bother rolling*
The owl hits the ground hard, then grows and changes shape into a woman in her early 20s. "Hey! That was unnecessary!"
The cat looks at Sage.
"Hmmm... Would you taste good...?"
She stands up and shrugs. "Well, my bloodline is cursed, so probably not."
"Oooh! Curses! Yummy! It's been a long time since I've consumed a cursed bloodline! ... Although, it is rather hard to consume people when I'm trapped in this form..."
Sage looks incredibly scared of the cat. "You know, I'm just gonna slowly walk away. Don't mind me at all."
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I'm starting a petition to classify chocolate as a medicinal plant.
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"I have other people to interrogate. I must be going."
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"Hey! You're staying right here, and yu're gonna tell me who you work for!"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"No I am not."
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"Oh yeah?"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"You think you have power over me?"
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"Shut up!"
She raises her hand, as if swatting you upwards. DC 20 CON save or levitate 40 feet upwards, or to however high the ceiling is.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"Who?"
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I'm starting a petition to classify chocolate as a medicinal plant.
*I have -1 to strength, so I'm not even gonna bother rolling*
The owl hits the ground hard, then grows and changes shape into a woman in her early 20s. "Hey! That was unnecessary!"
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I'm starting a petition to classify chocolate as a medicinal plant.
Carnival is sleep-carving a pumpkin for the festival.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"My mom. I don't really... I don't wanna talk about it."
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"I get it. I'm sorry. You want something to eat?"
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I'm starting a petition to classify chocolate as a medicinal plant.
"yeah! Sure!" He says, all worries forgotten.
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She orders the two of them cups of hot chocolate.
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I'm starting a petition to classify chocolate as a medicinal plant.
He bounces up and down in his seat as he waits. "Sooooooo, who're you?"
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"I'm Sage."
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I'm starting a petition to classify chocolate as a medicinal plant.
The cat Sage.
"Hmmm... Would you taste good...?"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
She stands up and shrugs. "Well, my bloodline is cursed, so probably not."
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I'm starting a petition to classify chocolate as a medicinal plant.
"Oooh! Curses! Yummy! It's been a long time since I've consumed a cursed bloodline! ... Although, it is rather hard to consume people when I'm trapped in this form..."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
*Hulloo!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Sage looks incredibly scared of the cat. "You know, I'm just gonna slowly walk away. Don't mind me at all."
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I'm starting a petition to classify chocolate as a medicinal plant.