"Now... Tofu is a bit... peckish. And, so am I, to be quite frank... I am on the hunt for... cursed flesh... now, I thought to myself, why waste all this time finding someone already cursed, when I could curse someone myself? SIn't that brilliant?"
"Not particularly."
"Oh, I suppose you couldn't comprehend the brilliance of it... Oh well! Anyways, could you stand still so I can curse you? It won't take too long and the process is completely pain- ... Well, the process won't take too long."
The demon flips through an old book, the dusty pages crumbling
The mouse suddenly disappears into thin air, but you can still hear the sound of footsteps.
"Oh... Little mouse... you thought you could run away from me...? You're in my realm now... You've left your plane of existence... Now you're in Hell. And there is no escaping, I'm afraid. Tofu. Please leave. I would not want you to get hurt. It seems we have a bit of a pest problem."
The dragon melts back into the ground.
"Now... Little mouse... I do not need to see you to fight... that is something you need to learn..."
A cloud of burning air erupts from the ground in a 20ft sphere around where the mouse disappeared (Also, True sight for 60ft as well), Scorching the earth and setting fire to the sky.
The area inside the cloud is heavily obstructed, and the mouse must make a DC 25 DEX save, taking 43 fire damage on a fail, half as much on a success. If the mouse's turn starts in the cloud, or if the cloud moves into the mouse, the mouse must remake the save and take the damage, but only once per turn.
(Incendiary cloud)
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"Now... Tofu is a bit... peckish. And, so am I, to be quite frank... I am on the hunt for... cursed flesh... now, I thought to myself, why waste all this time finding someone already cursed, when I could curse someone myself? SIn't that brilliant?"
"Not particularly."
"Oh, I suppose you couldn't comprehend the brilliance of it... Oh well! Anyways, could you stand still so I can curse you? It won't take too long and the process is completely pain- ... Well, the process won't take too long."
The demon flips through an old book, the dusty pages crumbling
The mouse suddenly disappears into thin air, but you can still hear the sound of footsteps.
"Oh... Little mouse... you thought you could run away from me...? You're in my realm now... You've left your plane of existence... Now you're in Hell. And there is no escaping, I'm afraid. Tofu. Please leave. I would not want you to get hurt. It seems we have a bit of a pest problem."
The dragon melts back into the ground.
"Now... Little mouse... I do not need to see you to fight... that is something you need to learn..."
A cloud of burning air erupts from the ground in a 20ft sphere around where the mouse disappeared (Also, True sight for 60ft as well), Scorching the earth and setting fire to the sky.
The area inside the cloud is heavily obstructed, and the mouse must make a DC 25 DEX save, taking 43 fire damage on a fail, half as much on a success. If the mouse's turn starts in the cloud, or if the cloud moves into the mouse, the mouse must remake the save and take the damage, but only once per turn.
(Incendiary cloud)
*Ah, also this guy has truesight as well and can tell if you lie.*
“Stop-This-At-Once!” It yells, voice loud, not mouselike. 13
The mouse teleports 120 ft away. In the place of where the mouse should be, a young person stands, their skin a deep brown, eyes a bright blue, and hair tousled and tied into braids. At their back, they have massive golden wings that match their silver armor and shield. “Enough. Face my wrath. Know what it is to anger an angel. Know what it is to anger the angel.” From out of thin air, they pull out a sword made of shining silver and gold. “You thought you could escape, little being? How wrong you are.”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Sage is wandering town, hooded and trying to avoid sight.
Evalryn walks up to her, her hood also up.
"Hey, kiddo! Who're you hiding from? Are you on the run already? Ooh! Tell me all about your criminal misadventures!"
She turns, scared at first, then realizes it's someone she knows. "Nothing yet. I just don't like having people staring at me and thinking things about me just because I'm cursed."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*Perhaps the Sugarplum Queen could make an appearance here as well? She might be a little strong, so I'd probably have to nerf her to the ground.*
*ooooooooh*
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
*Perhaps the Sugarplum Queen could make an appearance here as well? She might be a little strong, so I'd probably have to nerf her to the ground.*
*ooooooooh*
*Ah, you seem interested. I will have to remove her more gory aspects for sure, given her tendencies to... er... casually pick living things apart. Maybe she's being more polite here. After all, she wants to enjoy the festival.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Perhaps the Sugarplum Queen could make an appearance here as well? She might be a little strong, so I'd probably have to nerf her to the ground.*
*ooooooooh*
*Ah, you seem interested. I will have to remove her more gory aspects for sure, given her tendencies to... er... casually pick living things apart. Maybe she's being more polite here. After all, she wants to enjoy the festival.*
*hey, everyone needs a hobby*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
A gorgeous woman in an elaborate purple ball gown and similarly styled hair hovers into town, inches off the ground and flanked by two overweight, ash-colored, half-awake eladrin. She waves to everyone as she enters, blowing kisses to anyone she sees, giggling all the while. She looks like Marie Antoinette, or more accurately a parody of said queen.
"Sugarplums for everyone!" She cries, scattering round, colorful candies everywhere.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A gorgeous woman in an elaborate purple ball gown and similarly styled hair hovers into town, inches off the ground and flanked by two overweight, ash-colored, half-awake eladrin. She waves to everyone as she enters, blowing kisses to anyone she sees, giggling all the while. She looks like Marie Antoinette, or more accurately a parody of said queen.
"Sugarplums for everyone!" She cries, scattering round, colorful candies everywhere.
A small, silver snake grabs a few candies, before slithering back into an alley.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
A gorgeous woman in an elaborate purple ball gown and similarly styled hair hovers into town, inches off the ground and flanked by two overweight, ash-colored, half-awake eladrin. She waves to everyone as she enters, blowing kisses to anyone she sees, giggling all the while. She looks like Marie Antoinette, or more accurately a parody of said queen.
"Sugarplums for everyone!" She cries, scattering round, colorful candies everywhere.
Small children run to grab the colorful candies, chattering excitedly, and adults stare at her wide eyed. Some attempt to take the candies away, some succeeding, some failing. Rodents scurry out from their holes to grab the sugarplums. In the shadows, a few people are watching, trying to stay hidden. Alty the small fae boy picks up some candies and hands them to the children who didn't get any.
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
A gorgeous woman in an elaborate purple ball gown and similarly styled hair hovers into town, inches off the ground and flanked by two overweight, ash-colored, half-awake eladrin. She waves to everyone as she enters, blowing kisses to anyone she sees, giggling all the while. She looks like Marie Antoinette, or more accurately a parody of said queen.
"Sugarplums for everyone!" She cries, scattering round, colorful candies everywhere.
A small, silver snake grabs a few candies, before slithering back into an alley.
She holds out a hand, and gravity shifts to pull the snake into her hand. Her skin is like iron. "Who might you be, little thing?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A gorgeous woman in an elaborate purple ball gown and similarly styled hair hovers into town, inches off the ground and flanked by two overweight, ash-colored, half-awake eladrin. She waves to everyone as she enters, blowing kisses to anyone she sees, giggling all the while. She looks like Marie Antoinette, or more accurately a parody of said queen.
"Sugarplums for everyone!" She cries, scattering round, colorful candies everywhere.
Small children run to grab the colorful candies, chattering excitedly, and adults stare at her wide eyed. Some attempt to take the candies away, some succeeding, some failing. Rodents scurry out from their holes to grab the sugarplums. In the shadows, a few people are watching, trying to stay hidden. Alty the small fae boy picks up some candies and hands them to the children who didn't get any.
The Queen cackles madly. "Oh, don't worry, little creatures! I would never poison children! Especially not before the Fall Festival!" She grabs Alty by the collar and dumps a massive fistful of sugarplums into his hands. Up close, her gigantic size is clear. She's not just floating, she'd probably be 10 feet tall if she walked. "Aren't you a sweet little thing! I could just eat you up! You want to share with your friends!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A gorgeous woman in an elaborate purple ball gown and similarly styled hair hovers into town, inches off the ground and flanked by two overweight, ash-colored, half-awake eladrin. She waves to everyone as she enters, blowing kisses to anyone she sees, giggling all the while. She looks like Marie Antoinette, or more accurately a parody of said queen.
"Sugarplums for everyone!" She cries, scattering round, colorful candies everywhere.
Small children run to grab the colorful candies, chattering excitedly, and adults stare at her wide eyed. Some attempt to take the candies away, some succeeding, some failing. Rodents scurry out from their holes to grab the sugarplums. In the shadows, a few people are watching, trying to stay hidden. Alty the small fae boy picks up some candies and hands them to the children who didn't get any.
The Queen cackles madly. "Oh, don't worry, little creatures! I would never poison children! Especially not before the Fall Festival!" She grabs Alty by the collar and dumps a massive fistful of sugarplums into his hands. Up close, her gigantic size is clear. She's not just floating, she'd probably be 10 feet tall if she walked. "Aren't you a sweet little thing! I could just eat you up! You want to share with your friends!"
He shivers a bit. "I can have candy whenever I want, but they can't. I feel bad for them... I actually never thought to summon candy for them."
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
The Queen cackles madly. "Oh, don't worry, little creatures! I would never poison children! Especially not before the Fall Festival!" She grabs Alty by the collar and dumps a massive fistful of sugarplums into his hands. Up close, her gigantic size is clear. She's not just floating, she'd probably be 10 feet tall if she walked. "Aren't you a sweet little thing! I could just eat you up! You want to share with your friends!"
He shivers a bit. "I can have candy whenever I want, but they can't. I feel bad for them... I actually never thought to summon candy for them."
"Oh, you poor dear!" She pouts, patting him on the head. "I'm sure you would have thought of it eventually. After all, power must be applied properly!" She lectures. "These children... are they hungry?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A gorgeous woman in an elaborate purple ball gown and similarly styled hair hovers into town, inches off the ground and flanked by two overweight, ash-colored, half-awake eladrin. She waves to everyone as she enters, blowing kisses to anyone she sees, giggling all the while. She looks like Marie Antoinette, or more accurately a parody of said queen.
"Sugarplums for everyone!" She cries, scattering round, colorful candies everywhere.
A small, silver snake grabs a few candies, before slithering back into an alley.
She holds out a hand, and gravity shifts to pull the snake into her hand. Her skin is like iron. "Who might you be, little thing?"
The snake shrinks into a spider, drops out of her hand, then turns back into a humanoid. "Don't touch me."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
She holds out a hand, and gravity shifts to pull the snake into her hand. Her skin is like iron. "Who might you be, little thing?"
The snake shrinks into a spider, drops out of her hand, then turns back into a humanoid. "Don't touch me."
She sneers. "I do whatever I want. Now answer my question. Or maybe I should trap you like the vermin you seem to enjoy so much." An illusion appears in her hand: a box of gold, somehow rusted purple.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
She holds out a hand, and gravity shifts to pull the snake into her hand. Her skin is like iron. "Who might you be, little thing?"
The snake shrinks into a spider, drops out of her hand, then turns back into a humanoid. "Don't touch me."
She sneers. "I do whatever I want. Now answer my question. Or maybe I should trap you like the vermin you seem to enjoy so much." An illusion appears in her hand: a box of gold, somehow rusted purple.
The humanoid sighs. "I'm Sage. I saw what you summoned, and I haven't eaten real food in a few days. Who are you?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*Perhaps the Sugarplum Queen could make an appearance here as well? She might be a little strong, so I'd probably have to nerf her to the ground.*
*ooooooooh*
*Ah, you seem interested. I will have to remove her more gory aspects for sure, given her tendencies to... er... casually pick living things apart. Maybe she's being more polite here. After all, she wants to enjoy the festival.*
She sneers. "I do whatever I want. Now answer my question. Or maybe I should trap you like the vermin you seem to enjoy so much." An illusion appears in her hand: a box of gold, somehow rusted purple.
The humanoid sighs. "I'm Sage. I saw what you summoned, and I haven't eaten real food in a few days. Who are you?"
"Tantalia, sole Queen of the Sugarplum Court." She crushes the box as if it were a physical object, complete with the painful squeaking and screeching of metal. When she opens her hand again, there is a heavily spiced roast chicken in it, dripping with fat. He impales it with a claw, and clear, steaming juice runs out as she holds the bird out to the humanoid. "You have a gift, Sage. You should be able to eat whenever you want. More than that, even."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Perhaps the Sugarplum Queen could make an appearance here as well? She might be a little strong, so I'd probably have to nerf her to the ground.*
*ooooooooh*
*Ah, you seem interested. I will have to remove her more gory aspects for sure, given her tendencies to... er... casually pick living things apart. Maybe she's being more polite here. After all, she wants to enjoy the festival.*
*hey, everyone needs a hobby*
*umm I don't if I should be worried bout this*
*You should. The Queen is an irredeemable monster that makes Jack Horner seem like a paragon of virtue.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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"Oh... Little mouse... you thought you could run away from me...? You're in my realm now... You've left your plane of existence... Now you're in Hell. And there is no escaping, I'm afraid. Tofu. Please leave. I would not want you to get hurt. It seems we have a bit of a pest problem."
The dragon melts back into the ground.
"Now... Little mouse... I do not need to see you to fight... that is something you need to learn..."
A cloud of burning air erupts from the ground in a 20ft sphere around where the mouse disappeared (Also, True sight for 60ft as well), Scorching the earth and setting fire to the sky.
The area inside the cloud is heavily obstructed, and the mouse must make a DC 25 DEX save, taking 43 fire damage on a fail, half as much on a success. If the mouse's turn starts in the cloud, or if the cloud moves into the mouse, the mouse must remake the save and take the damage, but only once per turn.
(Incendiary cloud)
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
*Ah, also this guy has truesight as well and can tell if you lie.*
“Stop-This-At-Once!” It yells, voice loud, not mouselike. 13
The mouse teleports 120 ft away. In the place of where the mouse should be, a young person stands, their skin a deep brown, eyes a bright blue, and hair tousled and tied into braids. At their back, they have massive golden wings that match their silver armor and shield. “Enough. Face my wrath. Know what it is to anger an angel. Know what it is to anger the angel.” From out of thin air, they pull out a sword made of shining silver and gold. “You thought you could escape, little being? How wrong you are.”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*Perhaps the Sugarplum Queen could make an appearance here as well? She might be a little strong, so I'd probably have to nerf her to the ground.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*ooooooooh*
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
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*Ah, you seem interested. I will have to remove her more gory aspects for sure, given her tendencies to... er... casually pick living things apart. Maybe she's being more polite here. After all, she wants to enjoy the festival.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*hey, everyone needs a hobby*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
A gorgeous woman in an elaborate purple ball gown and similarly styled hair hovers into town, inches off the ground and flanked by two overweight, ash-colored, half-awake eladrin. She waves to everyone as she enters, blowing kisses to anyone she sees, giggling all the while. She looks like Marie Antoinette, or more accurately a parody of said queen.
"Sugarplums for everyone!" She cries, scattering round, colorful candies everywhere.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A small, silver snake grabs a few candies, before slithering back into an alley.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Small children run to grab the colorful candies, chattering excitedly, and adults stare at her wide eyed. Some attempt to take the candies away, some succeeding, some failing. Rodents scurry out from their holes to grab the sugarplums. In the shadows, a few people are watching, trying to stay hidden. Alty the small fae boy picks up some candies and hands them to the children who didn't get any.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
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She holds out a hand, and gravity shifts to pull the snake into her hand. Her skin is like iron. "Who might you be, little thing?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The Queen cackles madly. "Oh, don't worry, little creatures! I would never poison children! Especially not before the Fall Festival!" She grabs Alty by the collar and dumps a massive fistful of sugarplums into his hands. Up close, her gigantic size is clear. She's not just floating, she'd probably be 10 feet tall if she walked. "Aren't you a sweet little thing! I could just eat you up! You want to share with your friends!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He shivers a bit. "I can have candy whenever I want, but they can't. I feel bad for them... I actually never thought to summon candy for them."
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
"Oh, you poor dear!" She pouts, patting him on the head. "I'm sure you would have thought of it eventually. After all, power must be applied properly!" She lectures. "These children... are they hungry?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The snake shrinks into a spider, drops out of her hand, then turns back into a humanoid. "Don't touch me."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
She sneers. "I do whatever I want. Now answer my question. Or maybe I should trap you like the vermin you seem to enjoy so much." An illusion appears in her hand: a box of gold, somehow rusted purple.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The humanoid sighs. "I'm Sage. I saw what you summoned, and I haven't eaten real food in a few days. Who are you?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*umm I don't if I should be worried bout this*
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"Tantalia, sole Queen of the Sugarplum Court." She crushes the box as if it were a physical object, complete with the painful squeaking and screeching of metal. When she opens her hand again, there is a heavily spiced roast chicken in it, dripping with fat. He impales it with a claw, and clear, steaming juice runs out as she holds the bird out to the humanoid. "You have a gift, Sage. You should be able to eat whenever you want. More than that, even."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*You should. The Queen is an irredeemable monster that makes Jack Horner seem like a paragon of virtue.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.