She sneers. "I do whatever I want. Now answer my question. Or maybe I should trap you like the vermin you seem to enjoy so much." An illusion appears in her hand: a box of gold, somehow rusted purple.
The humanoid sighs. "I'm Sage. I saw what you summoned, and I haven't eaten real food in a few days. Who are you?"
"Tantalia, sole Queen of the Sugarplum Court." She crushes the box as if it were a physical object, complete with the painful squeaking and screeching of metal. When she opens her hand again, there is a heavily spiced roast chicken in it, dripping with fat. He impales it with a claw, and clear, steaming juice runs out as she holds the bird out to the humanoid. "You have a gift, Sage. You should be able to eat whenever you want. More than that, even."
She steps away. "I don't eat meat."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
The Queen cackles madly. "Oh, don't worry, little creatures! I would never poison children! Especially not before the Fall Festival!" She grabs Alty by the collar and dumps a massive fistful of sugarplums into his hands. Up close, her gigantic size is clear. She's not just floating, she'd probably be 10 feet tall if she walked. "Aren't you a sweet little thing! I could just eat you up! You want to share with your friends!"
He shivers a bit. "I can have candy whenever I want, but they can't. I feel bad for them... I actually never thought to summon candy for them."
"Oh, you poor dear!" She pouts, patting him on the head. "I'm sure you would have thought of it eventually. After all, power must be applied properly!" She lectures. "These children... are they hungry?"
"This village hasn't been getting enough supplies lately. They're running short."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
"Tantalia, sole Queen of the Sugarplum Court." She crushes the box as if it were a physical object, complete with the painful squeaking and screeching of metal. When she opens her hand again, there is a heavily spiced roast chicken in it, dripping with fat. He impales it with a claw, and clear, steaming juice runs out as she holds the bird out to the humanoid. "You have a gift, Sage. You should be able to eat whenever you want. More than that, even."
She steps away. "I don't eat meat."
"FEH!" The Queen bites a third of the bird off, crunching on its bones and giblets. "What? You think that it is a sin to take? What's dead is dead." She speaks with her mouth full. "You can't fix it, and you can't stop the slaughter by closing the door."
"Oh, you poor dear!" She pouts, patting him on the head. "I'm sure you would have thought of it eventually. After all, power must be applied properly!" She lectures. "These children... are they hungry?"
"This village hasn't been getting enough supplies lately. They're running short."
She leans close, gripping the scruff of his neck between two enormous fingers. Her expression is faintly sad, and faintly mocking. "Really, now? You can say that with a straight face? You are a fey. The natural world bows to your every step. If you have a problem, you take steps to fix it. TAKE!" She roars, letting go of him and stomping on the ground, cracking the earth where her heel strikes. "Unless you want to bury your town when the food runs dry."
"Tantalia, sole Queen of the Sugarplum Court." She crushes the box as if it were a physical object, complete with the painful squeaking and screeching of metal. When she opens her hand again, there is a heavily spiced roast chicken in it, dripping with fat. He impales it with a claw, and clear, steaming juice runs out as she holds the bird out to the humanoid. "You have a gift, Sage. You should be able to eat whenever you want. More than that, even."
She steps away. "I don't eat meat."
"FEH!" The Queen bites a third of the bird off, crunching on its bones and giblets. "What? You think that it is a sin to take? What's dead is dead." She speaks with her mouth full. "You can't fix it, and you can't stop the slaughter by closing the door."
Sage rolls her eyes. "Yeah, sure. I'll just listen to the random otherworldly being who can summon things out of thin air. I can make my own decisions."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"FEH!" The Queen bites a third of the bird off, crunching on its bones and giblets. "What? You think that it is a sin to take? What's dead is dead." She speaks with her mouth full. "You can't fix it, and you can't stop the slaughter by closing the door."
Sage rolls her eyes. "Yeah, sure. I'll just listen to the random otherworldly being who can summon things out of thin air. I can make my own decisions."
"Of course you can." The Queen replies softly. "But you're going to starve for a belief that means nothing."
"Oh, you poor dear!" She pouts, patting him on the head. "I'm sure you would have thought of it eventually. After all, power must be applied properly!" She lectures. "These children... are they hungry?"
"This village hasn't been getting enough supplies lately. They're running short."
She leans close, gripping the scruff of his neck between two enormous fingers. Her expression is faintly sad, and faintly mocking. "Really, now? You can say that with a straight face? You are a fey. The natural world bows to your every step. If you have a problem, you take steps to fix it. TAKE!" She roars, letting go of him and stomping on the ground, cracking the earth where her heel strikes. "Unless you want to bury your town when the food runs dry."
"I-It's not my town! I just arrived! I'm still learning to use my powers!"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
She leans close, gripping the scruff of his neck between two enormous fingers. Her expression is faintly sad, and faintly mocking. "Really, now? You can say that with a straight face? You are a fey. The natural world bows to your every step. If you have a problem, you take steps to fix it. TAKE!" She roars, letting go of him and stomping on the ground, cracking the earth where her heel strikes. "Unless you want to bury your town when the food runs dry."
"I-It's not my town! I just arrived! I'm still learning to use my powers!"
"Well then, lucky you." She mocks. "Can you cast Plant Growth yet? Or Detect Animals and Plants?" She kneels to be eye-to-eye with him. "Or do I have to teach you?"
"Good luck buying anything!" She cackles. "You can't eat stones, after all!"
'They will sell. Can I help ya, or something?' He seems visibly weirded out
"Oh, I doubt you can." She smiles knowingly. "Other than your musical talent, I can't imagine you would be of much help. That talent makes up for it though, doesn't it?"
"Good luck buying anything!" She cackles. "You can't eat stones, after all!"
'They will sell. Can I help ya, or something?' He seems visibly weirded out
"Oh, I doubt you can." She smiles knowingly. "Other than your musical talent, I can't imagine you would be of much help. That talent makes up for it though, doesn't it?"
Evalryn walks through the town with her cloak upon her head. She stops by a building, waving her hand In front of the brickwork, and glowing red symbols are carved into the surface. It reads:
"The Teacher is waking. The Teacher provides knowledge. The Teacher provides power. Meet behind the Tavern at midnight to join the Teacher's cause."
Surrounding the inscription are strange glyphs, depicting tentacles and eyeballs. The patterns seem to shift every so often, swirling against the stone. Evalryn smiles, before continuing on her walk.
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"Oh, I doubt you can." She smiles knowingly. "Other than your musical talent, I can't imagine you would be of much help. That talent makes up for it though, doesn't it?"
'Um, I guess so, sure. Thanks for the amethysts'
"You're welcome, dear. Come to me if you need anything." She floats off.
"Oh, I doubt you can." She smiles knowingly. "Other than your musical talent, I can't imagine you would be of much help. That talent makes up for it though, doesn't it?"
'Um, I guess so, sure. Thanks for the amethysts'
"You're welcome, dear. Come to me if you need anything." She floats off.
'Sure, sure'. He does not seem convinced, and shortly after, disappears back to his camp
She leans close, gripping the scruff of his neck between two enormous fingers. Her expression is faintly sad, and faintly mocking. "Really, now? You can say that with a straight face? You are a fey. The natural world bows to your every step. If you have a problem, you take steps to fix it. TAKE!" She roars, letting go of him and stomping on the ground, cracking the earth where her heel strikes. "Unless you want to bury your town when the food runs dry."
"I-It's not my town! I just arrived! I'm still learning to use my powers!"
"Well then, lucky you." She mocks. "Can you cast Plant Growth yet? Or Detect Animals and Plants?" She kneels to be eye-to-eye with him. "Or do I have to teach you?"
"I can cast all those spells I can I just need to remember how!" He says quickly.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
"Well then, lucky you." She mocks. "Can you cast Plant Growth yet? Or Detect Animals and Plants?" She kneels to be eye-to-eye with him. "Or do I have to teach you?"
"I can cast all those spells I can I just need to remember how!" He says quickly.
"Prove it!" She snarls. She shoves him toward the woods. "Bring me a four-leafed clover."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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She steps away. "I don't eat meat."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"This village hasn't been getting enough supplies lately. They're running short."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"FEH!" The Queen bites a third of the bird off, crunching on its bones and giblets. "What? You think that it is a sin to take? What's dead is dead." She speaks with her mouth full. "You can't fix it, and you can't stop the slaughter by closing the door."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
She leans close, gripping the scruff of his neck between two enormous fingers. Her expression is faintly sad, and faintly mocking. "Really, now? You can say that with a straight face? You are a fey. The natural world bows to your every step. If you have a problem, you take steps to fix it. TAKE!" She roars, letting go of him and stomping on the ground, cracking the earth where her heel strikes. "Unless you want to bury your town when the food runs dry."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Sage rolls her eyes. "Yeah, sure. I'll just listen to the random otherworldly being who can summon things out of thin air. I can make my own decisions."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Feuerstein is playing the pan pipes outside the tavern for money
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"Of course you can." The Queen replies softly. "But you're going to starve for a belief that means nothing."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I-It's not my town! I just arrived! I'm still learning to use my powers!"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
The Queen walks past, dumping a huge handful of amethyst to the ground as she does.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He can't believe his eyes, immediately scooping up the amethyst before a thief could take it
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"Well then, lucky you." She mocks. "Can you cast Plant Growth yet? Or Detect Animals and Plants?" She kneels to be eye-to-eye with him. "Or do I have to teach you?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Good luck buying anything!" She cackles. "You can't eat stones, after all!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'They will sell. Can I help ya, or something?' He seems visibly weirded out
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"Oh, I doubt you can." She smiles knowingly. "Other than your musical talent, I can't imagine you would be of much help. That talent makes up for it though, doesn't it?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Um, I guess so, sure. Thanks for the amethysts'
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Evalryn walks through the town with her cloak upon her head. She stops by a building, waving her hand In front of the brickwork, and glowing red symbols are carved into the surface. It reads:
"The Teacher is waking. The Teacher provides knowledge. The Teacher provides power. Meet behind the Tavern at midnight to join the Teacher's cause."
Surrounding the inscription are strange glyphs, depicting tentacles and eyeballs. The patterns seem to shift every so often, swirling against the stone. Evalryn smiles, before continuing on her walk.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"You're welcome, dear. Come to me if you need anything." She floats off.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Sure, sure'. He does not seem convinced, and shortly after, disappears back to his camp
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"I can cast all those spells I can I just need to remember how!" He says quickly.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Prove it!" She snarls. She shoves him toward the woods. "Bring me a four-leafed clover."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels