Feuerstein is in the centre of town, playing the pan pipes
A lanky scarecrow with a jack-o-lantern head clumsily dances into the area, laughing and enjoying the music as they pass out ears of fresh corn to anyone who'll take them. They wear an oversized, crudely hand-stitched jacket, marked with occult symbols and clearly made without love or care. The rest of their clothing is in very poor condition, like you'd expect on a non-living scarecrow.
They reach into a pocket and remove three copper coins, then puts two back and offers the remaining one to Feuerstein.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Feuerstein is in the centre of town, playing the pan pipes
A lanky scarecrow with a jack-o-lantern head clumsily dances into the area, laughing and enjoying the music as they pass out ears of fresh corn to anyone who'll take them. They wear an oversized, crudely hand-stitched jacket, marked with occult symbols and clearly made without love or care. The rest of their clothing is in very poor condition, like you'd expect on a non-living scarecrow.
They reach into a pocket and remove three copper coins, then puts two back and offers the remaining one to Feuerstein.
'Ah, hello there. Thanks for the payment, glad ya like the music!'
The Queen is throwing a fit. And trees. Evidently, someone has 'corrupted' one of her spies and she 'had' to make an example out of them. It's best for me to not describe what that means.
Sage walks up with a ton of unearned confidence. "Hey. I heard you were abusing some kids earlier."
*What's her max HP? I don't want to cast a spell that will kill her.*
*94*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Sage shakes her head. "Do you have anything for removing curses?"
"Possibly. Is the curse intertwined with your body parts or is it fully magical?"
"The first one."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
A lanky scarecrow with a jack-o-lantern head clumsily dances into the area, laughing and enjoying the music as they pass out ears of fresh corn to anyone who'll take them. They wear an oversized, crudely hand-stitched jacket, marked with occult symbols and clearly made without love or care. The rest of their clothing is in very poor condition, like you'd expect on a non-living scarecrow.
They reach into a pocket and remove three copper coins, then puts two back and offers the remaining one to Feuerstein.
'Ah, hello there. Thanks for the payment, glad ya like the music!'
The scarecrow grins. "You're the best musician I've heard since my last Fool's Festival! I only wish I could give you more!" Their voice is hollow yet expressive, like wind blowing through trees. They sit down to catch their breath, despite having danced for mere minutes... and having no lungs.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A lanky scarecrow with a jack-o-lantern head clumsily dances into the area, laughing and enjoying the music as they pass out ears of fresh corn to anyone who'll take them. They wear an oversized, crudely hand-stitched jacket, marked with occult symbols and clearly made without love or care. The rest of their clothing is in very poor condition, like you'd expect on a non-living scarecrow.
They reach into a pocket and remove three copper coins, then puts two back and offers the remaining one to Feuerstein.
'Ah, hello there. Thanks for the payment, glad ya like the music!'
The scarecrow grins. "You're the best musician I've heard since my last Fool's Festival! I only wish I could give you more!" Their voice is hollow yet expressive, like wind blowing through trees. They sit down to catch their breath, despite having danced for mere minutes... and having no lungs.
'No problem. As long as ya like it, I'm happy. Sure, the money keeps me going, but having people compliment my tunes, that's what makes me sure I'm on the right path. Ya new to this town?'
The Queen is throwing a fit. And trees. Evidently, someone has 'corrupted' one of her spies and she 'had' to make an example out of them. It's best for me to not describe what that means.
Sage walks up with a ton of unearned confidence. "Hey. I heard you were abusing some kids earlier."
*What's her max HP? I don't want to cast a spell that will kill her.*
*94*
*Cool, gives me a lot of breathing room.*
"SHUT UP!" The Queen shrieks, pointing a finger at Sage.
DC 25 CON save or 29 Necrotic damage, half on a success.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The scarecrow grins. "You're the best musician I've heard since my last Fool's Festival! I only wish I could give you more!" Their voice is hollow yet expressive, like wind blowing through trees. They sit down to catch their breath, despite having danced for mere minutes... and having no lungs.
'No problem. As long as ya like it, I'm happy. Sure, the money keeps me going, but having people compliment my tunes, that's what makes me sure I'm on the right path. Ya new to this town?'
"Yeah..." they pant. "I was sent to transport food, since no one has really been able to do that recently." They take a brown paper bag out of their coat pocket. They reach in and pull out a peanut, which they stuff into their big, glowing mouth. They offer the bag. "Want some?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The scarecrow grins. "You're the best musician I've heard since my last Fool's Festival! I only wish I could give you more!" Their voice is hollow yet expressive, like wind blowing through trees. They sit down to catch their breath, despite having danced for mere minutes... and having no lungs.
'No problem. As long as ya like it, I'm happy. Sure, the money keeps me going, but having people compliment my tunes, that's what makes me sure I'm on the right path. Ya new to this town?'
"Yeah..." they pant. "I was sent to transport food, since no one has really been able to do that recently." They take a brown paper bag out of their coat pocket. They reach in and pull out a peanut, which they stuff into their big, glowing mouth. They offer the bag. "Want some?"
'Ya bet! Nice to meet ya, I'm Feuerstein by the way'
The Queen is throwing a fit. And trees. Evidently, someone has 'corrupted' one of her spies and she 'had' to make an example out of them. It's best for me to not describe what that means.
Sage walks up with a ton of unearned confidence. "Hey. I heard you were abusing some kids earlier."
*What's her max HP? I don't want to cast a spell that will kill her.*
*94*
*Cool, gives me a lot of breathing room.*
"SHUT UP!" The Queen shrieks, pointing a finger at Sage.
DC 25 CON save or 29 Necrotic damage, half on a success.
Con: 22
"You act like you're in the right, but the only things that you've done since getting here are yelling at people, attacking anyone who talks back to you, and just generally acting like a [GP]. Nobody wants you here."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Sage shakes her head. "Do you have anything for removing curses?"
"Possibly. Is the curse intertwined with your body parts or is it fully magical?"
"The first one."
"Do you know which ones? Your bloodstream?"
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Sage shakes her head. "Do you have anything for removing curses?"
"Possibly. Is the curse intertwined with your body parts or is it fully magical?"
"The first one."
"Do you know which ones? Your bloodstream?"
Sage takes her hood off, showing her true form. "Kind of everything. I just need it gone."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Sage shakes her head. "Do you have anything for removing curses?"
"Possibly. Is the curse intertwined with your body parts or is it fully magical?"
"The first one."
"Do you know which ones? Your bloodstream?"
Sage takes her hood off, showing her true form. "Kind of everything. I just need it gone."
She grimaces. "I'll see what I can do. I think the library has books on curses and the body, I'll need to study a lot to figure this one out but I may be able to remove it since the body is my area of expertise."
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Sage shakes her head. "Do you have anything for removing curses?"
"Possibly. Is the curse intertwined with your body parts or is it fully magical?"
"The first one."
"Do you know which ones? Your bloodstream?"
Sage takes her hood off, showing her true form. "Kind of everything. I just need it gone."
She grimaces. "I'll see what I can do. I think the library has books on curses and the body, I'll need to study a lot to figure this one out but I may be able to remove it since the body is my area of expertise."
Sage seems slightly hurt by the grimace. "Yeah, I know it's bad. Let me know if you find anything."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"SHUT UP!" The Queen shrieks, pointing a finger at Sage.
DC 25 CON save or 29 Necrotic damage, half on a success.
Con: 22
"You act like you're in the right, but the only things that you've done since getting here are yelling at people, attacking anyone who talks back to you, and just generally acting like a [GP]. Nobody wants you here."
"Well, took you long enough!" She cackles, dropping a tree. "You seem a little touched in the head. Perhaps I better spell it out for you." The Queen is instantly upon Sage, dragging her long nails across the smaller person's face. "I don't care. You are little shrimps who get to complain and squeal before I dip you in cocktail sauce."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"SHUT UP!" The Queen shrieks, pointing a finger at Sage.
DC 25 CON save or 29 Necrotic damage, half on a success.
Con: 22
"You act like you're in the right, but the only things that you've done since getting here are yelling at people, attacking anyone who talks back to you, and just generally acting like a [GP]. Nobody wants you here."
"Well, took you long enough!" She cackles, dropping a tree. "You seem a little touched in the head. Perhaps I better spell it out for you." The Queen is instantly upon Sage, dragging her long nails across the smaller person's face. "I don't care. You are little shrimps who get to complain and squeal before I dip you in cocktail sauce."
"You should. Some of us aren't afraid of fighting back." Sage explodes with sonic energy, blasting the Queen away.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"Yeah..." they pant. "I was sent to transport food, since no one has really been able to do that recently." They take a brown paper bag out of their coat pocket. They reach in and pull out a peanut, which they stuff into their big, glowing mouth. They offer the bag. "Want some?"
'Ya bet! Nice to meet ya, I'm Feuerstein by the way'
"Chaff! Nice to meet you too!" They set their bag down between them. "Is there anything that I should know about this place?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Sage shakes her head. "Do you have anything for removing curses?"
"Possibly. Is the curse intertwined with your body parts or is it fully magical?"
"The first one."
"Do you know which ones? Your bloodstream?"
Sage takes her hood off, showing her true form. "Kind of everything. I just need it gone."
She grimaces. "I'll see what I can do. I think the library has books on curses and the body, I'll need to study a lot to figure this one out but I may be able to remove it since the body is my area of expertise."
Sage seems slightly hurt by the grimace. "Yeah, I know it's bad. Let me know if you find anything."
"I will. I usually work for a price, though. Nothing too steep. A small favor or two?"
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
"SHUT UP!" The Queen shrieks, pointing a finger at Sage.
DC 25 CON save or 29 Necrotic damage, half on a success.
Con: 22
"You act like you're in the right, but the only things that you've done since getting here are yelling at people, attacking anyone who talks back to you, and just generally acting like a [GP]. Nobody wants you here."
"Well, took you long enough!" She cackles, dropping a tree. "You seem a little touched in the head. Perhaps I better spell it out for you." The Queen is instantly upon Sage, dragging her long nails across the smaller person's face. "I don't care. You are little shrimps who get to complain and squeal before I dip you in cocktail sauce."
"You should. Some of us aren't afraid of fighting back." Sage explodes with sonic energy, blasting the Queen away.
Feuerstein is in the centre of town, playing the pan pipes
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A lanky scarecrow with a jack-o-lantern head clumsily dances into the area, laughing and enjoying the music as they pass out ears of fresh corn to anyone who'll take them. They wear an oversized, crudely hand-stitched jacket, marked with occult symbols and clearly made without love or care. The rest of their clothing is in very poor condition, like you'd expect on a non-living scarecrow.
They reach into a pocket and remove three copper coins, then puts two back and offers the remaining one to Feuerstein.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Ah, hello there. Thanks for the payment, glad ya like the music!'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
*94*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"The first one."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
The scarecrow grins. "You're the best musician I've heard since my last Fool's Festival! I only wish I could give you more!" Their voice is hollow yet expressive, like wind blowing through trees. They sit down to catch their breath, despite having danced for mere minutes... and having no lungs.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'No problem. As long as ya like it, I'm happy. Sure, the money keeps me going, but having people compliment my tunes, that's what makes me sure I'm on the right path. Ya new to this town?'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
*Cool, gives me a lot of breathing room.*
"SHUT UP!" The Queen shrieks, pointing a finger at Sage.
DC 25 CON save or 29 Necrotic damage, half on a success.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Yeah..." they pant. "I was sent to transport food, since no one has really been able to do that recently." They take a brown paper bag out of their coat pocket. They reach in and pull out a peanut, which they stuff into their big, glowing mouth. They offer the bag. "Want some?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Ya bet! Nice to meet ya, I'm Feuerstein by the way'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
Con: 22
"You act like you're in the right, but the only things that you've done since getting here are yelling at people, attacking anyone who talks back to you, and just generally acting like a [GP]. Nobody wants you here."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"Do you know which ones? Your bloodstream?"
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
Sage takes her hood off, showing her true form. "Kind of everything. I just need it gone."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
She grimaces. "I'll see what I can do. I think the library has books on curses and the body, I'll need to study a lot to figure this one out but I may be able to remove it since the body is my area of expertise."
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
Sage seems slightly hurt by the grimace. "Yeah, I know it's bad. Let me know if you find anything."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"Well, took you long enough!" She cackles, dropping a tree. "You seem a little touched in the head. Perhaps I better spell it out for you." The Queen is instantly upon Sage, dragging her long nails across the smaller person's face. "I don't care. You are little shrimps who get to complain and squeal before I dip you in cocktail sauce."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"You should. Some of us aren't afraid of fighting back." Sage explodes with sonic energy, blasting the Queen away.
*Thunderwave, CON 18 save or 38 thunder damage*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"Chaff! Nice to meet you too!" They set their bag down between them. "Is there anything that I should know about this place?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I will. I usually work for a price, though. Nothing too steep. A small favor or two?"
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
*Cannot fail that save, even on a 1*
The Queen doesn't move. "Tch. Dissapointing. Maybe I should disintegrate you right now..." She places a green-sparking claw against Sage's forehead.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.