Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
There's a clattering from behind the tavern, as if something was knocked down.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
There's a clattering from behind the tavern, as if something was knocked down.
" I know you are there"
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
There's a clattering from behind the tavern, as if something was knocked down.
" I know you are there"
"NNNOOO I'MMM NNOOOOTTT!" The voice seems to be coming from far away.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
There's a clattering from behind the tavern, as if something was knocked down.
" I know you are there"
"NNNOOO I'MMM NNOOOOTTT!" The voice seems to be coming from far away.
"Haha"
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox Looking for more titles now! NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
There's a clattering from behind the tavern, as if something was knocked down.
" I know you are there"
"NNNOOO I'MMM NNOOOOTTT!" The voice seems to be coming from far away.
"Haha"
An old glass crashes against the floor a few feet away, as a bat flies off in the opposite direction.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
In the tavern, right behind the bar is a young man serving up drinks. He is burly, and his face is a sickly shade of brown. His hair is black and tied into a ponytail, and he stands at seven feet tall. He surveys the room, smiling, and one might notice his teeth are sharp. Yet the window shining right behind him seems to do nothing to him. His eyes are bright amber, his fingernails sharp, and he wears a vest and soft cotton pants, brown in color.
Across from the man, two figures speak in hushed tones, and the man directs his gaze towards them. He walks over, grabbing one by the clothes and holding them up, revealing a blonde haired teen with red eyes. His hair is also in a ponytail, shorter. The other person scurries away quickly before the man can grab her.
A pale skinned woman stands up, facial features hidden underneath the shadow of her cloak, rising from the table to the right of the man. tense, ready for a fight.
"Ey! Let that kid go, ya (GP)! I dunno what this is about, but cut it out!"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
In the tavern, right behind the bar is a young man serving up drinks. He is burly, and his face is a sickly shade of brown. His hair is black and tied into a ponytail, and he stands at seven feet tall. He surveys the room, smiling, and one might notice his teeth are sharp. Yet the window shining right behind him seems to do nothing to him. His eyes are bright amber, his fingernails sharp, and he wears a vest and soft cotton pants, brown in color.
Across from the man, two figures speak in hushed tones, and the man directs his gaze towards them. He walks over, grabbing one by the clothes and holding them up, revealing a blonde haired teen with red eyes. His hair is also in a ponytail, shorter. The other person scurries away quickly before the man can grab her.
A pale skinned woman stands up, facial features hidden underneath the shadow of her cloak, rising from the table to the right of the man. tense, ready for a fight.
"Ey! Let that kid go, ya (GP)! I dunno what this is about, but cut it out!"
“Ya don’t know what yer talkin about. Get the feel for what’s happening before acting.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
In the tavern, right behind the bar is a young man serving up drinks. He is burly, and his face is a sickly shade of brown. His hair is black and tied into a ponytail, and he stands at seven feet tall. He surveys the room, smiling, and one might notice his teeth are sharp. Yet the window shining right behind him seems to do nothing to him. His eyes are bright amber, his fingernails sharp, and he wears a vest and soft cotton pants, brown in color.
Across from the man, two figures speak in hushed tones, and the man directs his gaze towards them. He walks over, grabbing one by the clothes and holding them up, revealing a blonde haired teen with red eyes. His hair is also in a ponytail, shorter. The other person scurries away quickly before the man can grab her.
A pale skinned woman stands up, facial features hidden underneath the shadow of her cloak, rising from the table to the right of the man. tense, ready for a fight.
"Ey! Let that kid go, ya (GP)! I dunno what this is about, but cut it out!"
“Ya don’t know what yer talkin about. Get the feel for what’s happening before acting.”
"Yeah, well, all I know is you just grabbed a random kid! Let him go!"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
In the tavern, right behind the bar is a young man serving up drinks. He is burly, and his face is a sickly shade of brown. His hair is black and tied into a ponytail, and he stands at seven feet tall. He surveys the room, smiling, and one might notice his teeth are sharp. Yet the window shining right behind him seems to do nothing to him. His eyes are bright amber, his fingernails sharp, and he wears a vest and soft cotton pants, brown in color.
Across from the man, two figures speak in hushed tones, and the man directs his gaze towards them. He walks over, grabbing one by the clothes and holding them up, revealing a blonde haired teen with red eyes. His hair is also in a ponytail, shorter. The other person scurries away quickly before the man can grab her.
A pale skinned woman stands up, facial features hidden underneath the shadow of her cloak, rising from the table to the right of the man. tense, ready for a fight.
"Ey! Let that kid go, ya (GP)! I dunno what this is about, but cut it out!"
“Ya don’t know what yer talkin about. Get the feel for what’s happening before acting.”
"Yeah, well, all I know is you just grabbed a random kid! Let him go!"
He sighs, dropping the kid, and he scurries away. “I’ll get ya later.” He mumbles. “What do you think you’re doing, intruding with the peace?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
In the tavern, right behind the bar is a young man serving up drinks. He is burly, and his face is a sickly shade of brown. His hair is black and tied into a ponytail, and he stands at seven feet tall. He surveys the room, smiling, and one might notice his teeth are sharp. Yet the window shining right behind him seems to do nothing to him. His eyes are bright amber, his fingernails sharp, and he wears a vest and soft cotton pants, brown in color.
Across from the man, two figures speak in hushed tones, and the man directs his gaze towards them. He walks over, grabbing one by the clothes and holding them up, revealing a blonde haired teen with red eyes. His hair is also in a ponytail, shorter. The other person scurries away quickly before the man can grab her.
A pale skinned woman stands up, facial features hidden underneath the shadow of her cloak, rising from the table to the right of the man. tense, ready for a fight.
"Ey! Let that kid go, ya (GP)! I dunno what this is about, but cut it out!"
“Ya don’t know what yer talkin about. Get the feel for what’s happening before acting.”
"Yeah, well, all I know is you just grabbed a random kid! Let him go!"
He sighs, dropping the kid, and he scurries away. “I’ll get ya later.” He mumbles. “What do you think you’re doing, intruding with the peace?”
"What are you talking about, (GP)? Ya literally nabbed him! Is that illegal? ... There are laws in this town, right?"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
In the tavern, right behind the bar is a young man serving up drinks. He is burly, and his face is a sickly shade of brown. His hair is black and tied into a ponytail, and he stands at seven feet tall. He surveys the room, smiling, and one might notice his teeth are sharp. Yet the window shining right behind him seems to do nothing to him. His eyes are bright amber, his fingernails sharp, and he wears a vest and soft cotton pants, brown in color.
Across from the man, two figures speak in hushed tones, and the man directs his gaze towards them. He walks over, grabbing one by the clothes and holding them up, revealing a blonde haired teen with red eyes. His hair is also in a ponytail, shorter. The other person scurries away quickly before the man can grab her.
A pale skinned woman stands up, facial features hidden underneath the shadow of her cloak, rising from the table to the right of the man. tense, ready for a fight.
"Ey! Let that kid go, ya (GP)! I dunno what this is about, but cut it out!"
“Ya don’t know what yer talkin about. Get the feel for what’s happening before acting.”
"Yeah, well, all I know is you just grabbed a random kid! Let him go!"
He sighs, dropping the kid, and he scurries away. “I’ll get ya later.” He mumbles. “What do you think you’re doing, intruding with the peace?”
"What are you talking about, (GP)? Ya literally nabbed him! Is that illegal? ... There are laws in this town, right?"
He holds up five fingers. “Law one. No stealing. Law two. No killing or assault of any kind. Law three. No scams. Law four. No destruction of property. Law five. Do not affiliate with any gods against our existence, which is almost all of them. This little scrapper is associated with the Vampire King. I’m pretty sure he’s here on their orders. Of course, there are more laws, but those are the ones he has broken.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
In the tavern, right behind the bar is a young man serving up drinks. He is burly, and his face is a sickly shade of brown. His hair is black and tied into a ponytail, and he stands at seven feet tall. He surveys the room, smiling, and one might notice his teeth are sharp. Yet the window shining right behind him seems to do nothing to him. His eyes are bright amber, his fingernails sharp, and he wears a vest and soft cotton pants, brown in color.
Across from the man, two figures speak in hushed tones, and the man directs his gaze towards them. He walks over, grabbing one by the clothes and holding them up, revealing a blonde haired teen with red eyes. His hair is also in a ponytail, shorter. The other person scurries away quickly before the man can grab her.
A pale skinned woman stands up, facial features hidden underneath the shadow of her cloak, rising from the table to the right of the man. tense, ready for a fight.
"Ey! Let that kid go, ya (GP)! I dunno what this is about, but cut it out!"
“Ya don’t know what yer talkin about. Get the feel for what’s happening before acting.”
"Yeah, well, all I know is you just grabbed a random kid! Let him go!"
He sighs, dropping the kid, and he scurries away. “I’ll get ya later.” He mumbles. “What do you think you’re doing, intruding with the peace?”
"What are you talking about, (GP)? Ya literally nabbed him! Is that illegal? ... There are laws in this town, right?"
He holds up five fingers. “Law one. No stealing. Law two. No killing or assault of any kind. Law three. No scams. Law four. No destruction of property. Law five. Do not affiliate with any gods against our existence, which is almost all of them. This little scrapper is associated with the Vampire King. I’m pretty sure he’s here on their orders. Of course, there are more laws, but those are the ones he has broken.”
"And how do you know that? And- Wait! Yer breakin' the second law! Yer assaulting him!"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
In the tavern, right behind the bar is a young man serving up drinks. He is burly, and his face is a sickly shade of brown. His hair is black and tied into a ponytail, and he stands at seven feet tall. He surveys the room, smiling, and one might notice his teeth are sharp. Yet the window shining right behind him seems to do nothing to him. His eyes are bright amber, his fingernails sharp, and he wears a vest and soft cotton pants, brown in color.
Across from the man, two figures speak in hushed tones, and the man directs his gaze towards them. He walks over, grabbing one by the clothes and holding them up, revealing a blonde haired teen with red eyes. His hair is also in a ponytail, shorter. The other person scurries away quickly before the man can grab her.
A pale skinned woman stands up, facial features hidden underneath the shadow of her cloak, rising from the table to the right of the man. tense, ready for a fight.
"Ey! Let that kid go, ya (GP)! I dunno what this is about, but cut it out!"
“Ya don’t know what yer talkin about. Get the feel for what’s happening before acting.”
"Yeah, well, all I know is you just grabbed a random kid! Let him go!"
He sighs, dropping the kid, and he scurries away. “I’ll get ya later.” He mumbles. “What do you think you’re doing, intruding with the peace?”
"What are you talking about, (GP)? Ya literally nabbed him! Is that illegal? ... There are laws in this town, right?"
He holds up five fingers. “Law one. No stealing. Law two. No killing or assault of any kind. Law three. No scams. Law four. No destruction of property. Law five. Do not affiliate with any gods against our existence, which is almost all of them. This little scrapper is associated with the Vampire King. I’m pretty sure he’s here on their orders. Of course, there are more laws, but those are the ones he has broken.”
"And how do you know that? And- Wait! Yer breakin' the second law! Yer assaulting him!"
He huffs. “It’s my job to keep people in line. I’m one of the exceptions from the law. Part of the police department. Ya wanna ask how I know? This little kid is famous back where I come from for being a mass murderer and a general in the army of the Vampire King. Also his pockets are full of coins made of fools gold. Both stealing and scams. And he’s been doing some crazy things around here. If you were to check his pockets, which I did, you would find a match and a bottle of oil. And if you had good ears like I did, you would know this kid is trying to burn down something.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
In the tavern, right behind the bar is a young man serving up drinks. He is burly, and his face is a sickly shade of brown. His hair is black and tied into a ponytail, and he stands at seven feet tall. He surveys the room, smiling, and one might notice his teeth are sharp. Yet the window shining right behind him seems to do nothing to him. His eyes are bright amber, his fingernails sharp, and he wears a vest and soft cotton pants, brown in color.
Across from the man, two figures speak in hushed tones, and the man directs his gaze towards them. He walks over, grabbing one by the clothes and holding them up, revealing a blonde haired teen with red eyes. His hair is also in a ponytail, shorter. The other person scurries away quickly before the man can grab her.
A pale skinned woman stands up, facial features hidden underneath the shadow of her cloak, rising from the table to the right of the man. tense, ready for a fight.
"Ey! Let that kid go, ya (GP)! I dunno what this is about, but cut it out!"
“Ya don’t know what yer talkin about. Get the feel for what’s happening before acting.”
"Yeah, well, all I know is you just grabbed a random kid! Let him go!"
He sighs, dropping the kid, and he scurries away. “I’ll get ya later.” He mumbles. “What do you think you’re doing, intruding with the peace?”
"What are you talking about, (GP)? Ya literally nabbed him! Is that illegal? ... There are laws in this town, right?"
He holds up five fingers. “Law one. No stealing. Law two. No killing or assault of any kind. Law three. No scams. Law four. No destruction of property. Law five. Do not affiliate with any gods against our existence, which is almost all of them. This little scrapper is associated with the Vampire King. I’m pretty sure he’s here on their orders. Of course, there are more laws, but those are the ones he has broken.”
"And how do you know that? And- Wait! Yer breakin' the second law! Yer assaulting him!"
He huffs. “It’s my job to keep people in line. I’m one of the exceptions from the law. Part of the police department. Ya wanna ask how I know? This little kid is famous back where I come from for being a mass murderer and a general in the army of the Vampire King. Also his pockets are full of coins made of fools gold. Both stealing and scams. And he’s been doing some crazy things around here. If you were to check his pockets, which I did, you would find a match and a bottle of oil. And if you had good ears like I did, you would know this kid is trying to burn down something.”
"... Great. Another corrupt government. I thought that that this little town was meant to be safe, but apparently the police are above the law. Isn't doin' that like, evil dictatorship 101?"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
A small black cat walks into the bar as if it owns the place, grabbing a discarded cloak off the floor before going to a corner and curling up, using the cloak as a bed.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
A small black cat walks into the bar as if it owns the place, grabbing a discarded cloak off the floor before going to a corner and curling up, using the cloak as a bed.
A tell woman, features shrouded by her cloak, walks over, curious.
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
In the tavern, right behind the bar is a young man serving up drinks. He is burly, and his face is a sickly shade of brown. His hair is black and tied into a ponytail, and he stands at seven feet tall. He surveys the room, smiling, and one might notice his teeth are sharp. Yet the window shining right behind him seems to do nothing to him. His eyes are bright amber, his fingernails sharp, and he wears a vest and soft cotton pants, brown in color.
Across from the man, two figures speak in hushed tones, and the man directs his gaze towards them. He walks over, grabbing one by the clothes and holding them up, revealing a blonde haired teen with red eyes. His hair is also in a ponytail, shorter. The other person scurries away quickly before the man can grab her.
A pale skinned woman stands up, facial features hidden underneath the shadow of her cloak, rising from the table to the right of the man. tense, ready for a fight.
"Ey! Let that kid go, ya (GP)! I dunno what this is about, but cut it out!"
“Ya don’t know what yer talkin about. Get the feel for what’s happening before acting.”
"Yeah, well, all I know is you just grabbed a random kid! Let him go!"
He sighs, dropping the kid, and he scurries away. “I’ll get ya later.” He mumbles. “What do you think you’re doing, intruding with the peace?”
"What are you talking about, (GP)? Ya literally nabbed him! Is that illegal? ... There are laws in this town, right?"
He holds up five fingers. “Law one. No stealing. Law two. No killing or assault of any kind. Law three. No scams. Law four. No destruction of property. Law five. Do not affiliate with any gods against our existence, which is almost all of them. This little scrapper is associated with the Vampire King. I’m pretty sure he’s here on their orders. Of course, there are more laws, but those are the ones he has broken.”
"And how do you know that? And- Wait! Yer breakin' the second law! Yer assaulting him!"
He huffs. “It’s my job to keep people in line. I’m one of the exceptions from the law. Part of the police department. Ya wanna ask how I know? This little kid is famous back where I come from for being a mass murderer and a general in the army of the Vampire King. Also his pockets are full of coins made of fools gold. Both stealing and scams. And he’s been doing some crazy things around here. If you were to check his pockets, which I did, you would find a match and a bottle of oil. And if you had good ears like I did, you would know this kid is trying to burn down something.”
"... Great. Another corrupt government. I thought that that this little town was meant to be safe, but apparently the police are above the law. Isn't doin' that like, evil dictatorship 101?"
“You’re missing the point.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
*you see nothing*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
*I was guessing*
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
There's a clattering from behind the tavern, as if something was knocked down.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
" I know you are there"
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"NNNOOO I'MMM NNOOOOTTT!" The voice seems to be coming from far away.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
"Haha"
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
Feline Keeper of the Peace of the Alliance Between the Cult of Cats and the Cult of The Fox
Looking for more titles now!
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
An old glass crashes against the floor a few feet away, as a bat flies off in the opposite direction.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
Ooohhh... this could be quite interesting... I, for one, am a sucker for werecats.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
A pale skinned woman stands up, facial features hidden underneath the shadow of her cloak, rising from the table to the right of the man. tense, ready for a fight.
"Ey! Let that kid go, ya (GP)! I dunno what this is about, but cut it out!"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
“Ya don’t know what yer talkin about. Get the feel for what’s happening before acting.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Yeah, well, all I know is you just grabbed a random kid! Let him go!"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
He sighs, dropping the kid, and he scurries away. “I’ll get ya later.” He mumbles. “What do you think you’re doing, intruding with the peace?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"What are you talking about, (GP)? Ya literally nabbed him! Is that illegal? ... There are laws in this town, right?"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
He holds up five fingers. “Law one. No stealing. Law two. No killing or assault of any kind. Law three. No scams. Law four. No destruction of property. Law five. Do not affiliate with any gods against our existence, which is almost all of them. This little scrapper is associated with the Vampire King. I’m pretty sure he’s here on their orders. Of course, there are more laws, but those are the ones he has broken.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"And how do you know that? And- Wait! Yer breakin' the second law! Yer assaulting him!"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
He huffs. “It’s my job to keep people in line. I’m one of the exceptions from the law. Part of the police department. Ya wanna ask how I know? This little kid is famous back where I come from for being a mass murderer and a general in the army of the Vampire King. Also his pockets are full of coins made of fools gold. Both stealing and scams. And he’s been doing some crazy things around here. If you were to check his pockets, which I did, you would find a match and a bottle of oil. And if you had good ears like I did, you would know this kid is trying to burn down something.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"... Great. Another corrupt government. I thought that that this little town was meant to be safe, but apparently the police are above the law. Isn't doin' that like, evil dictatorship 101?"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
A small black cat walks into the bar as if it owns the place, grabbing a discarded cloak off the floor before going to a corner and curling up, using the cloak as a bed.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
A tell woman, features shrouded by her cloak, walks over, curious.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
“You’re missing the point.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!