It dips the tip of the knife into the dirt, then lifts it up with a tiny bit of earth on it. Then it runs its long, thin finger along the side, through the filth. The dirt is undisturbed. It taps the dirt off into the cup again. "Only for diminishing others, I'm afraid. I've learned what wounds won't kill someone quickly, and what wounds will. I've learned how to prepare food with only the blade of my knife. My greatest desire is to find a group of adventurers who will hire me, as they leave many injured, weakened beings in their wake. Beings that would happily strike a deal with me for power or freedom."
"... Really... I may have an opportunity for you..."
It steeples its fingers over the handle of the knife, letting the tip balance against the table. "An opportunity, you say? How generous of you... I knew the moment you approached that you were a good one. I would love to hear your offer."
"... I have been fortunate enough to have maintained contact with a Teacher. Now, I can't tell that much, but this Teacher plans to regain the world from the humans, to stop the persecution of Mythicals all over the world! Now, there would be plenty of opportunities for you on a conquest such as that..."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
It steeples its fingers over the handle of the knife, letting the tip balance against the table. "An opportunity, you say? How generous of you... I knew the moment you approached that you were a good one. I would love to hear your offer."
"... I have been fortunate enough to have maintained contact with a Teacher. Now, I can't tell that much, but this Teacher plans to regain the world from the humans, to stop the persecution of Mythicals all over the world! Now, there would be plenty of opportunities for you on a conquest such as that..."
"Very interesting... quite an offer indeed. What would you like from me in return?"
It steeples its fingers over the handle of the knife, letting the tip balance against the table. "An opportunity, you say? How generous of you... I knew the moment you approached that you were a good one. I would love to hear your offer."
"... I have been fortunate enough to have maintained contact with a Teacher. Now, I can't tell that much, but this Teacher plans to regain the world from the humans, to stop the persecution of Mythicals all over the world! Now, there would be plenty of opportunities for you on a conquest such as that..."
"Very interesting... quite an offer indeed. What would you like from me in return?"
"Oh, just your support in our conquests! Nothing too major. Just helping out in fights, stuff like that! Although, you did mention you were a cook... that certainly would be useful..."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"... Whatever. Potato, Potahto. Anyways, I told you not to talk to that bloke, didn't I? Didn't I?! I told you he was bad blood, but noooo. You still had to go and stick your face where it doesn't belong! You fool!"
In her distress, her accent slips out, a combination of something vaguely British, but also very melodic.
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"... Whatever. Potato, Potahto. Anyways, I told you not to talk to that bloke, didn't I? Didn't I?! I told you he was bad blood, but noooo. You still had to go and stick your face where it doesn't belong! You fool!"
In her distress, her accent slips out, a combination of something vaguely British, but also very melodic.
"I can't remember that..."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
"... Whatever. Potato, Potahto. Anyways, I told you not to talk to that bloke, didn't I? Didn't I?! I told you he was bad blood, but noooo. You still had to go and stick your face where it doesn't belong! You fool!"
In her distress, her accent slips out, a combination of something vaguely British, but also very melodic.
"I can't remember that..."
"When we first met! I was asking you about that kid you were talking to! ... Although, I might just be having... Ah. No matter. Anyways, you need to stop dealing with that kid, okay? He's bad news!"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"... Whatever. Potato, Potahto. Anyways, I told you not to talk to that bloke, didn't I? Didn't I?! I told you he was bad blood, but noooo. You still had to go and stick your face where it doesn't belong! You fool!"
In her distress, her accent slips out, a combination of something vaguely British, but also very melodic.
"I can't remember that..."
"When we first met! I was asking you about that kid you were talking to! ... Although, I might just be having... Ah. No matter. Anyways, you need to stop dealing with that kid, okay? He's bad news!"
"He keeps badgering me."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
"Very interesting... quite an offer indeed. What would you like from me in return?"
"Oh, just your support in our conquests! Nothing too major. Just helping out in fights, stuff like that! Although, you did mention you were a cook... that certainly would be useful..."
"Mm, yes... an army marches on its stomach, does it not? One of the defining factors of morale. I will join your righteous crusade, to whatever extent an ephemeral shadow can."
"... Whatever. Potato, Potahto. Anyways, I told you not to talk to that bloke, didn't I? Didn't I?! I told you he was bad blood, but noooo. You still had to go and stick your face where it doesn't belong! You fool!"
In her distress, her accent slips out, a combination of something vaguely British, but also very melodic.
"I can't remember that..."
"When we first met! I was asking you about that kid you were talking to! ... Although, I might just be having... Ah. No matter. Anyways, you need to stop dealing with that kid, okay? He's bad news!"
"He keeps badgering me."
"... No matter. I can take him. He is but a child."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"Very interesting... quite an offer indeed. What would you like from me in return?"
"Oh, just your support in our conquests! Nothing too major. Just helping out in fights, stuff like that! Although, you did mention you were a cook... that certainly would be useful..."
"Mm, yes... an army marches on its stomach, does it not? One of the defining factors of morale. I will join your righteous crusade, to whatever extent an ephemeral shadow can."
"Why thank you, shadowy... being. thank you very much!"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"... Whatever. Potato, Potahto. Anyways, I told you not to talk to that bloke, didn't I? Didn't I?! I told you he was bad blood, but noooo. You still had to go and stick your face where it doesn't belong! You fool!"
In her distress, her accent slips out, a combination of something vaguely British, but also very melodic.
"I can't remember that..."
"When we first met! I was asking you about that kid you were talking to! ... Although, I might just be having... Ah. No matter. Anyways, you need to stop dealing with that kid, okay? He's bad news!"
"He keeps badgering me."
"... No matter. I can take him. He is but a child."
"I... Yeah. Yeah."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
"... Whatever. Potato, Potahto. Anyways, I told you not to talk to that bloke, didn't I? Didn't I?! I told you he was bad blood, but noooo. You still had to go and stick your face where it doesn't belong! You fool!"
In her distress, her accent slips out, a combination of something vaguely British, but also very melodic.
"I can't remember that..."
"When we first met! I was asking you about that kid you were talking to! ... Although, I might just be having... Ah. No matter. Anyways, you need to stop dealing with that kid, okay? He's bad news!"
"He keeps badgering me."
"... No matter. I can take him. He is but a child."
"I... Yeah. Yeah."
"... Do you want me to kill him...? I can always do things non-lethally if you want... as much as I hate his employer..."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
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The bat flaps onto Niko's shoulder.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"... I have been fortunate enough to have maintained contact with a Teacher. Now, I can't tell that much, but this Teacher plans to regain the world from the humans, to stop the persecution of Mythicals all over the world! Now, there would be plenty of opportunities for you on a conquest such as that..."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
Niko leaves the tavern, humming to herself and sighing.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
The bat hops off and stands in front of her.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"Hello there."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
The bat seemingly mellds into the shadow of the building, and from the darkness Evalryn steps out, fuming.
"Seriously?! You're dealing with the Vampire King?!"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"Very interesting... quite an offer indeed. What would you like from me in return?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"Oh, just your support in our conquests! Nothing too major. Just helping out in fights, stuff like that! Although, you did mention you were a cook... that certainly would be useful..."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
Feuerstein is playing his set of pan pipes outside the tavern
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"No. No I'm not. He is."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"... Whatever. Potato, Potahto. Anyways, I told you not to talk to that bloke, didn't I? Didn't I?! I told you he was bad blood, but noooo. You still had to go and stick your face where it doesn't belong! You fool!"
In her distress, her accent slips out, a combination of something vaguely British, but also very melodic.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
A tall man walks towards him, frowning, peering through the windows of the tavern, and of different stores.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"I can't remember that..."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"When we first met! I was asking you about that kid you were talking to! ... Although, I might just be having... Ah. No matter. Anyways, you need to stop dealing with that kid, okay? He's bad news!"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"He keeps badgering me."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Mm, yes... an army marches on its stomach, does it not? One of the defining factors of morale. I will join your righteous crusade, to whatever extent an ephemeral shadow can."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"... No matter. I can take him. He is but a child."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"Why thank you, shadowy... being. thank you very much!"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"I... Yeah. Yeah."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"... Do you want me to kill him...? I can always do things non-lethally if you want... as much as I hate his employer..."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?