*I've got Grump, Minion, Cannibal Witch who kills people using healing magic, lil deer fae boy.*
*CANNIBAL WITCH OKAY YES I CAN FINALLY ADVANCE THEIR STORY OKAY OKAY YES!*
*OKAY*
Niko is sitting in the tavern.
A tall stranger walks through the doors, looking around the Tavern, before sitting next to Niko at the bar.
"Hello..."
"Hello there." She says, nodding politely.
"... What is your name...?"
"I'm Niko."
"... Hello... Niko..."
"And you?"
"... I go by... many names... Some call me... the Teacher... but as... as I am sure you know... I am not... it. Others call me a Demon... but that's not all too right... either... some call me the... Vampire King... Obviously, that one... is... false... But it is... always... nice... to... pretend... isn't it...? Others call me... simply... Lord... but it has been... long... since I've ruled... long since my village was... alive... long since my... family... was safe... Others... others know my name... they speak of me in... hushed voices... in secrets... in whispers... My name is Vaelvynder... Niko... and I... need to know... where Evalryn... is..."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
*I've got Grump, Minion, Cannibal Witch who kills people using healing magic, lil deer fae boy.*
*CANNIBAL WITCH OKAY YES I CAN FINALLY ADVANCE THEIR STORY OKAY OKAY YES!*
*OKAY*
Niko is sitting in the tavern.
A tall stranger walks through the doors, looking around the Tavern, before sitting next to Niko at the bar.
"Hello..."
"Hello there." She says, nodding politely.
"... What is your name...?"
"I'm Niko."
"... Hello... Niko..."
"And you?"
"... I go by... many names... Some call me... the Teacher... but as... as I am sure you know... I am not... it. Others call me a Demon... but that's not all too right... either... some call me the... Vampire King... Obviously, that one... is... false... But it is... always... nice... to... pretend... isn't it...? Others call me... simply... Lord... but it has been... long... since I've ruled... long since my village was... alive... long since my... family... was safe... Others... others know my name... they speak of me in... hushed voices... in secrets... in whispers... My name is Vaelvynder... Niko... and I... need to know... where Evalryn... is..."
"I'm not... I'm not sure. She went after a minion of the Vampire King."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Slopnik, now self-established as mayor of the town, is rewriting zoning laws in the town hall. It seems he just wants to build a restaurant nearby and is making sure he can do everything he wants.
*I've got Grump, Minion, Cannibal Witch who kills people using healing magic, lil deer fae boy.*
*CANNIBAL WITCH OKAY YES I CAN FINALLY ADVANCE THEIR STORY OKAY OKAY YES!*
*OKAY*
Niko is sitting in the tavern.
A tall stranger walks through the doors, looking around the Tavern, before sitting next to Niko at the bar.
"Hello..."
"Hello there." She says, nodding politely.
"... What is your name...?"
"I'm Niko."
"... Hello... Niko..."
"And you?"
"... I go by... many names... Some call me... the Teacher... but as... as I am sure you know... I am not... it. Others call me a Demon... but that's not all too right... either... some call me the... Vampire King... Obviously, that one... is... false... But it is... always... nice... to... pretend... isn't it...? Others call me... simply... Lord... but it has been... long... since I've ruled... long since my village was... alive... long since my... family... was safe... Others... others know my name... they speak of me in... hushed voices... in secrets... in whispers... My name is Vaelvynder... Niko... and I... need to know... where Evalryn... is..."
"I'm not... I'm not sure. She went after a minion of the Vampire King."
"... SHE. DID. WHAT. ... I... told her... not to mess with... His... minions... I told her! ... have... have you seen... a... tall... fey... around these parts...? He's silly... likes eating dirt... you know..."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
Slopnik, now self-established as mayor of the town, is rewriting zoning laws in the town hall. It seems he just wants to build a restaurant nearby and is making sure he can do everything he wants.
A small little cute little anthropomorphic small cat walks up to him, in a wizards robe and hat.
"... Meow."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
*I've got Grump, Minion, Cannibal Witch who kills people using healing magic, lil deer fae boy.*
*CANNIBAL WITCH OKAY YES I CAN FINALLY ADVANCE THEIR STORY OKAY OKAY YES!*
*OKAY*
Niko is sitting in the tavern.
A tall stranger walks through the doors, looking around the Tavern, before sitting next to Niko at the bar.
"Hello..."
"Hello there." She says, nodding politely.
"... What is your name...?"
"I'm Niko."
"... Hello... Niko..."
"And you?"
"... I go by... many names... Some call me... the Teacher... but as... as I am sure you know... I am not... it. Others call me a Demon... but that's not all too right... either... some call me the... Vampire King... Obviously, that one... is... false... But it is... always... nice... to... pretend... isn't it...? Others call me... simply... Lord... but it has been... long... since I've ruled... long since my village was... alive... long since my... family... was safe... Others... others know my name... they speak of me in... hushed voices... in secrets... in whispers... My name is Vaelvynder... Niko... and I... need to know... where Evalryn... is..."
"I'm not... I'm not sure. She went after a minion of the Vampire King."
"... SHE. DID. WHAT. ... I... told her... not to mess with... His... minions... I told her! ... have... have you seen... a... tall... fey... around these parts...? He's silly... likes eating dirt... you know..."
"Maybe the other day?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Slopnik, now self-established as mayor of the town, is rewriting zoning laws in the town hall. It seems he just wants to build a restaurant nearby and is making sure he can do everything he wants.
Talon sighs, walking up to Slopnik. "Hey there. Stop rewriting the rules."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Slopnik, now self-established as mayor of the town, is rewriting zoning laws in the town hall. It seems he just wants to build a restaurant nearby and is making sure he can do everything he wants.
A small little cute little anthropomorphic small cat walks up to him, in a wizards robe and hat.
"... Meow."
He leans over the desk. It's too small for him, like the rest of the office. "Oh. Hello. Do you have any issues that need to be addressed, or are you perhaps here to welcome me into this esteemed position? Either way, you are welcome so long as you don't hurt anyone."
*I've got Grump, Minion, Cannibal Witch who kills people using healing magic, lil deer fae boy.*
*CANNIBAL WITCH OKAY YES I CAN FINALLY ADVANCE THEIR STORY OKAY OKAY YES!*
*OKAY*
Niko is sitting in the tavern.
A tall stranger walks through the doors, looking around the Tavern, before sitting next to Niko at the bar.
"Hello..."
"Hello there." She says, nodding politely.
"... What is your name...?"
"I'm Niko."
"... Hello... Niko..."
"And you?"
"... I go by... many names... Some call me... the Teacher... but as... as I am sure you know... I am not... it. Others call me a Demon... but that's not all too right... either... some call me the... Vampire King... Obviously, that one... is... false... But it is... always... nice... to... pretend... isn't it...? Others call me... simply... Lord... but it has been... long... since I've ruled... long since my village was... alive... long since my... family... was safe... Others... others know my name... they speak of me in... hushed voices... in secrets... in whispers... My name is Vaelvynder... Niko... and I... need to know... where Evalryn... is..."
"I'm not... I'm not sure. She went after a minion of the Vampire King."
"... SHE. DID. WHAT. ... I... told her... not to mess with... His... minions... I told her! ... have... have you seen... a... tall... fey... around these parts...? He's silly... likes eating dirt... you know..."
"Maybe the other day?"
"... Where... was... he... TELL ME WHERE HE IS..."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
Slopnik, now self-established as mayor of the town, is rewriting zoning laws in the town hall. It seems he just wants to build a restaurant nearby and is making sure he can do everything he wants.
A small little cute little anthropomorphic small cat walks up to him, in a wizards robe and hat.
"... Meow."
He leans over the desk. It's too small for him, like the rest of the office. "Oh. Hello. Do you have any issues that need to be addressed, or are you perhaps here to welcome me into this esteemed position? Either way, you are welcome so long as you don't hurt anyone."
"... (GP) you, you little (GP) (GP) (GP)."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
Slopnik, now self-established as mayor of the town, is rewriting zoning laws in the town hall. It seems he just wants to build a restaurant nearby and is making sure he can do everything he wants.
Talon sighs, walking up to Slopnik. "Hey there. Stop rewriting the rules."
He looks up, then turns his big red nose back down to the page. "You should have stopped me before I took over. The only resistance I experienced was a single fey, and he was no hero. Strong, but his faith was lacking."
"Hello there." She says, nodding politely.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"... What is your name...?"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"I'm Niko."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"... Hello... Niko..."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"And you?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"... I go by... many names... Some call me... the Teacher... but as... as I am sure you know... I am not... it. Others call me a Demon... but that's not all too right... either... some call me the... Vampire King... Obviously, that one... is... false... But it is... always... nice... to... pretend... isn't it...? Others call me... simply... Lord... but it has been... long... since I've ruled... long since my village was... alive... long since my... family... was safe... Others... others know my name... they speak of me in... hushed voices... in secrets... in whispers... My name is Vaelvynder... Niko... and I... need to know... where Evalryn... is..."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"I'm not... I'm not sure. She went after a minion of the Vampire King."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Slopnik, now self-established as mayor of the town, is rewriting zoning laws in the town hall. It seems he just wants to build a restaurant nearby and is making sure he can do everything he wants.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"... SHE. DID. WHAT. ... I... told her... not to mess with... His... minions... I told her! ... have... have you seen... a... tall... fey... around these parts...? He's silly... likes eating dirt... you know..."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
A small little cute little anthropomorphic small cat walks up to him, in a wizards robe and hat.
"... Meow."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"Maybe the other day?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Talon sighs, walking up to Slopnik. "Hey there. Stop rewriting the rules."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
He leans over the desk. It's too small for him, like the rest of the office. "Oh. Hello. Do you have any issues that need to be addressed, or are you perhaps here to welcome me into this esteemed position? Either way, you are welcome so long as you don't hurt anyone."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"... Where... was... he... TELL ME WHERE HE IS..."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"... (GP) you, you little (GP) (GP) (GP)."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"I don't know!"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Claws elongate from their fingertips, scratching into the wood of the bar.
"... Find... them... find them...and bring them... to... me..."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"Hey, hey. Find them yourself."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
He looks up, then turns his big red nose back down to the page. "You should have stopped me before I took over. The only resistance I experienced was a single fey, and he was no hero. Strong, but his faith was lacking."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"... no... they would run... they would hide... like the cowards they are... they would trust you, though..."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?