"Not really. I gave up on animal blood a long time ago. It never satisfied my thirst."
"What happens to the people you bite?" She is still scribbling in her book.
"Depends on what they want. I usually either kill or turn them into a vampire."
She blinks, a little surprised. "Do you have standards for the people you decide to bite? Like, not biting children or something?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
He nods. "Yes, but I didn't bring them with me. I have an entire factory built for the production of pickled cucumbers."
"Huh. Do you manufacture pickled eye of newt?"
"I never thought to. I mostly make food, and also machines and such. Magic isn't a specialty of mine, although I do have some books on wards that I reference from time to time."
"Okay. Thanks for the drink." She begins to walk away.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"I never thought to. I mostly make food, and also machines and such. Magic isn't a specialty of mine, although I do have some books on wards that I reference from time to time."
"Okay. Thanks for the drink." She begins to walk away.
He nods. "Have a great day," he calls with a hint of glumness.
"I never thought to. I mostly make food, and also machines and such. Magic isn't a specialty of mine, although I do have some books on wards that I reference from time to time."
"Okay. Thanks for the drink." She begins to walk away.
He nods. "Have a great day," he calls with a hint of glumness.
"What's wrong?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
He nods. "Have a great day," he calls with a hint of glumness.
"What's wrong?"
He sighs. "Just bored. Everyone I've met has threatened to kill me for one reason or another, and that's one of the least interesting threats one can pose. I came here to play games and maybe cause some change. It seems a lot like everyone wants things to stay the same, and they're not really up to heroing."
He nods. "Have a great day," he calls with a hint of glumness.
"What's wrong?"
He sighs. "Just bored. Everyone I've met has threatened to kill me for one reason or another, and that's one of the least interesting threats one can pose. I came here to play games and maybe cause some change. It seems a lot like everyone wants things to stay the same, and they're not really up to heroing."
"That seems reasonable." She thinks for a moment. "I'm willing to bet my best flask that I can beat you in a game of chess."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
He sighs. "Just bored. Everyone I've met has threatened to kill me for one reason or another, and that's one of the least interesting threats one can pose. I came here to play games and maybe cause some change. It seems a lot like everyone wants things to stay the same, and they're not really up to heroing."
"That seems reasonable." She thinks for a moment. "I'm willing to bet my best flask that I can beat you in a game of chess."
"Me too." He snaps his fingers, and two Greasebots sweep everything off a nearby table and place down a chess set with pieces made of iron and glass respectively. He walks over and places a gold nugget the size of a normal person's thumb on the table. "First to three wins, alternating colors. Haven't played since my college days, so you'll go first. I might learn a thing or two."
He sighs. "Just bored. Everyone I've met has threatened to kill me for one reason or another, and that's one of the least interesting threats one can pose. I came here to play games and maybe cause some change. It seems a lot like everyone wants things to stay the same, and they're not really up to heroing."
"That seems reasonable." She thinks for a moment. "I'm willing to bet my best flask that I can beat you in a game of chess."
"Me too." He snaps his fingers, and two Greasebots sweep everything off a nearby table and place down a chess set with pieces made of iron and glass respectively. He walks over and places a gold nugget the size of a normal person's thumb on the table. "First to three wins, alternating colors. Haven't played since my college days, so you'll go first. I might learn a thing or two."
*how should we do this? I didn't think that far ahead*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"Not really. I gave up on animal blood a long time ago. It never satisfied my thirst."
"What happens to the people you bite?" She is still scribbling in her book.
"Depends on what they want. I usually either kill or turn them into a vampire."
She blinks, a little surprised. "Do you have standards for the people you decide to bite? Like, not biting children or something?"
“Yes, of course. I try to hold it in as long as I can… but when the thirst gets bad, I just have to bite something, anything.”
"Huh." She finishes writing, and puts her book away. "Thanks for helping me learn this. Even without a teacher, I still need to keep up with my studies if I want to get better at magic."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
He sighs. "Just bored. Everyone I've met has threatened to kill me for one reason or another, and that's one of the least interesting threats one can pose. I came here to play games and maybe cause some change. It seems a lot like everyone wants things to stay the same, and they're not really up to heroing."
"That seems reasonable." She thinks for a moment. "I'm willing to bet my best flask that I can beat you in a game of chess."
"Me too." He snaps his fingers, and two Greasebots sweep everything off a nearby table and place down a chess set with pieces made of iron and glass respectively. He walks over and places a gold nugget the size of a normal person's thumb on the table. "First to three wins, alternating colors. Haven't played since my college days, so you'll go first. I might learn a thing or two."
*how should we do this? I didn't think that far ahead*
*I'm not sure. I don't have actual stats for Slopnik himself.*
"That seems reasonable." She thinks for a moment. "I'm willing to bet my best flask that I can beat you in a game of chess."
"Me too." He snaps his fingers, and two Greasebots sweep everything off a nearby table and place down a chess set with pieces made of iron and glass respectively. He walks over and places a gold nugget the size of a normal person's thumb on the table. "First to three wins, alternating colors. Haven't played since my college days, so you'll go first. I might learn a thing or two."
*how should we do this? I didn't think that far ahead*
*I'm not sure. I don't have actual stats for Slopnik himself.*
*maybe we just say that each of them won a game, but the third match was a stalemate*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*I'm not sure. I don't have actual stats for Slopnik himself.*
*maybe we just say that each of them won a game, but the third match was a stalemate*
*How about she won the third? Doc Slop is a supergenius, but he's very under-socialized and probably couldn't read her moves, plus he would be so busy thinking about his own possible moves that he'd fail to consider obvious pitfalls to his strategies. He's that type of person.*
*I'm not sure. I don't have actual stats for Slopnik himself.*
*maybe we just say that each of them won a game, but the third match was a stalemate*
*How about she won the third? Doc Slop is a supergenius, but he's very under-socialized and probably couldn't read her moves, plus he would be so busy thinking about his own possible moves that he'd fail to consider obvious pitfalls to his strategies. He's that type of person.*
*ok, if it works for you*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"Not really. I gave up on animal blood a long time ago. It never satisfied my thirst."
"What happens to the people you bite?" She is still scribbling in her book.
"Depends on what they want. I usually either kill or turn them into a vampire."
She blinks, a little surprised. "Do you have standards for the people you decide to bite? Like, not biting children or something?"
“Yes, of course. I try to hold it in as long as I can… but when the thirst gets bad, I just have to bite something, anything.”
"Huh." She finishes writing, and puts her book away. "Thanks for helping me learn this. Even without a teacher, I still need to keep up with my studies if I want to get better at magic."
"How long have you been studying?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
He sighs. "Just bored. Everyone I've met has threatened to kill me for one reason or another, and that's one of the least interesting threats one can pose. I came here to play games and maybe cause some change. It seems a lot like everyone wants things to stay the same, and they're not really up to heroing."
"That seems reasonable." She thinks for a moment. "I'm willing to bet my best flask that I can beat you in a game of chess."
"Me too." He snaps his fingers, and two Greasebots sweep everything off a nearby table and place down a chess set with pieces made of iron and glass respectively. He walks over and places a gold nugget the size of a normal person's thumb on the table. "First to three wins, alternating colors. Haven't played since my college days, so you'll go first. I might learn a thing or two."
After three long, hard rounds, Sage comes out on top. "Sweet, free gold! Come back here if you want a rematch."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"Not really. I gave up on animal blood a long time ago. It never satisfied my thirst."
"What happens to the people you bite?" She is still scribbling in her book.
"Depends on what they want. I usually either kill or turn them into a vampire."
She blinks, a little surprised. "Do you have standards for the people you decide to bite? Like, not biting children or something?"
“Yes, of course. I try to hold it in as long as I can… but when the thirst gets bad, I just have to bite something, anything.”
"Huh." She finishes writing, and puts her book away. "Thanks for helping me learn this. Even without a teacher, I still need to keep up with my studies if I want to get better at magic."
"How long have you been studying?"
She thinks. "About 16 years, with a 30-year break in between. It's a long story."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"Me too." He snaps his fingers, and two Greasebots sweep everything off a nearby table and place down a chess set with pieces made of iron and glass respectively. He walks over and places a gold nugget the size of a normal person's thumb on the table. "First to three wins, alternating colors. Haven't played since my college days, so you'll go first. I might learn a thing or two."
After three long, hard rounds, Sage comes out on top. "Sweet, free gold! Come back here if you want a rematch."
He nods. "Thank you for the game. If you wanna destroy my mech or something, feel free." He stands and drops his fake mayoral sash on the floor. "It's outside right now. I'm gonna just walk home this time."
"Me too." He snaps his fingers, and two Greasebots sweep everything off a nearby table and place down a chess set with pieces made of iron and glass respectively. He walks over and places a gold nugget the size of a normal person's thumb on the table. "First to three wins, alternating colors. Haven't played since my college days, so you'll go first. I might learn a thing or two."
After three long, hard rounds, Sage comes out on top. "Sweet, free gold! Come back here if you want a rematch."
He nods. "Thank you for the game. If you wanna destroy my mech or something, feel free." He stands and drops his fake mayoral sash on the floor. "It's outside right now. I'm gonna just walk home this time."
\*PLEASE DESTROY IT YVALRUN WISHES TO BE FREE*
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
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"Depends on what they want. I usually either kill or turn them into a vampire."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
She blinks, a little surprised. "Do you have standards for the people you decide to bite? Like, not biting children or something?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"Okay. Thanks for the drink." She begins to walk away.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
He nods. "Have a great day," he calls with a hint of glumness.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"What's wrong?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
He sighs. "Just bored. Everyone I've met has threatened to kill me for one reason or another, and that's one of the least interesting threats one can pose. I came here to play games and maybe cause some change. It seems a lot like everyone wants things to stay the same, and they're not really up to heroing."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"That seems reasonable." She thinks for a moment. "I'm willing to bet my best flask that I can beat you in a game of chess."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"Me too." He snaps his fingers, and two Greasebots sweep everything off a nearby table and place down a chess set with pieces made of iron and glass respectively. He walks over and places a gold nugget the size of a normal person's thumb on the table. "First to three wins, alternating colors. Haven't played since my college days, so you'll go first. I might learn a thing or two."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*how should we do this? I didn't think that far ahead*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
“Yes, of course. I try to hold it in as long as I can… but when the thirst gets bad, I just have to bite something, anything.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Huh." She finishes writing, and puts her book away. "Thanks for helping me learn this. Even without a teacher, I still need to keep up with my studies if I want to get better at magic."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*I'm not sure. I don't have actual stats for Slopnik himself.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*maybe we just say that each of them won a game, but the third match was a stalemate*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*How about she won the third? Doc Slop is a supergenius, but he's very under-socialized and probably couldn't read her moves, plus he would be so busy thinking about his own possible moves that he'd fail to consider obvious pitfalls to his strategies. He's that type of person.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*ok, if it works for you*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"How long have you been studying?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
After three long, hard rounds, Sage comes out on top. "Sweet, free gold! Come back here if you want a rematch."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
She thinks. "About 16 years, with a 30-year break in between. It's a long story."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
He nods. "Thank you for the game. If you wanna destroy my mech or something, feel free." He stands and drops his fake mayoral sash on the floor. "It's outside right now. I'm gonna just walk home this time."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
\*PLEASE DESTROY IT YVALRUN WISHES TO BE FREE*
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
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