The vehicle stops turning away as the doctor takes a closer look. "Hm... you don't seem to have particularly generic features. This is anomalous indeed. Unless they just want to get to know you. You are conventionally attractive, and that means people will typically view you as competent and friendly, regardsess if you are or not. But you had your hood up, so maybe it was simply the ambiguity. That's what it was for me. I was expecting a werewolf with a slim, healthy build. He tends to foil my evil plans whenever I leave my evil lair."
“Evil plans? Evil lair?”
"Oh, yes, I'm a villain. Doctor Edgar Slopnik, at your service. I do bad things like selling food that isn't healthy when eaten on a regular basis and drilling slop from the distant mountains to fuel my burgeoning empire. I also do just general bad stuff. Well, I don't, actually, but that's because that werewolf stops me. He hasn't been around lately, and it's not really fun to take over small towns without someone to stop me, so I've been out looking for him."
“Well… I don’t know how to figure out the credibility of that, but hi, I’m Raski. Or Rascal. That’s what people call me.”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
He holds up a finger. "I'm still sneaking." He takes three more steps, then adresses the jester. "I just wanted to get a good look at you. I'm something of an inventor, and you're very interesting."
"You and everyone else it seems..." it grumbles, "My name is Au" it says, extending a hand that is made up of fine metal that bends easily without breaking.
He takes the hand and examines it gently. "Named after the chemical composition of gold?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The shifter-turned-scorpion screeches again. It lashes out with its dangerously venomous tail.
To hit: 15
Damage: 11 and a CON save against poison
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
He holds up a finger. "I'm still sneaking." He takes three more steps, then adresses the jester. "I just wanted to get a good look at you. I'm something of an inventor, and you're very interesting."
"You and everyone else it seems..." it grumbles, "My name is Au" it says, extending a hand that is made up of fine metal that bends easily without breaking.
He takes the hand and examines it gently. "Named after the chemical composition of gold?"
"Indeed."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
The shifter-turned-scorpion screeches again. It lashes out with its dangerously venomous tail.
To hit: 15
Damage: 11 and a CON save against poison
She dodges it easily.
"Come on! I don't want to hurt you! Calm down!"
Magic is laced into her words. DC 20 WIS save, or be compelled to, to the best of i's ability, calm down. (Suggestion)
16
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
The shifter-turned-scorpion screeches again. It lashes out with its dangerously venomous tail.
To hit: 15
Damage: 11 and a CON save against poison
She dodges it easily.
"Come on! I don't want to hurt you! Calm down!"
Magic is laced into her words. DC 20 WIS save, or be compelled to, to the best of i's ability, calm down. (Suggestion)
The monstrous scorpion screeches again as its tail lashes out, this time towards a wall. It slashes the words "kill it", before the scorpion shakes as if getting rid of an unpleasant sensation.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
He holds up a finger. "I'm still sneaking." He takes three more steps, then adresses the jester. "I just wanted to get a good look at you. I'm something of an inventor, and you're very interesting."
"You and everyone else it seems..." it grumbles, "My name is Au" it says, extending a hand that is made up of fine metal that bends easily without breaking.
He takes the hand and examines it gently. "Named after the chemical composition of gold?"
"Indeed."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"Interesting... Your craftsmanship is very fine. Were you always meant to be an entertainer?" He lets go of the hand.
It nods and folds it's arms "Meant to be sold to public as an entertainment companion." It rolls its eyes and sighs "Capitalism and such."
He scoffs. "A being fully capable of thought and emotion, built to be a mere companion? A simple supplement to pass the time? What a sickening concept." He speaks with a strange sort of gusto and intensity that implies a performance despite also sounding genuine.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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“Well… I don’t know how to figure out the credibility of that, but hi, I’m Raski. Or Rascal. That’s what people call me.”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
He takes the hand and examines it gently. "Named after the chemical composition of gold?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The shifter-turned-scorpion screeches again. It lashes out with its dangerously venomous tail.
To hit: 15
Damage: 11 and a CON save against poison
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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"Indeed."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
She dodges it easily.
"Come on! I don't want to hurt you! Calm down!"
Magic is laced into her words. DC 20 WIS save, or be compelled to, to the best of i's ability, calm down. (Suggestion)
16
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
*dang a 7? Can I go against the spell, I've got something planned*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
*Sure!*
The monstrous scorpion screeches again as its tail lashes out, this time towards a wall. It slashes the words "kill it", before the scorpion shakes as if getting rid of an unpleasant sensation.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Interesting... Your craftsmanship is very fine. Were you always meant to be an entertainer?" He lets go of the hand.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
It nods and folds it's arms "Meant to be sold to public as an entertainment companion." It rolls its eyes and sighs "Capitalism and such."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
He scoffs. "A being fully capable of thought and emotion, built to be a mere companion? A simple supplement to pass the time? What a sickening concept." He speaks with a strange sort of gusto and intensity that implies a performance despite also sounding genuine.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.