He doesn't sit. "How about I rip your fancy coat in half and snap off your horns first? That seems about right."
Intimidation: 24 or 14, whichever is higher.
“This is none of your concern.”
"I genuinely do not care. I stick my nose into whoever's business I see fit." He snaps his fingers, and the table is dragged out of the way by an unseen force.
He doesn't sit. "How about I rip your fancy coat in half and snap off your horns first? That seems about right."
Intimidation: 24 or 14, whichever is higher.
“This is none of your concern.”
"I genuinely do not care. I stick my nose into whoever's business I see fit." He snaps his fingers, and the table is dragged out of the way by an unseen force.
“I am doing nothing illegal. I am protected by the law.”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I genuinely do not care. I stick my nose into whoever's business I see fit." He snaps his fingers, and the table is dragged out of the way by an unseen force.
“I am doing nothing illegal. I am protected by the law.”
He leers. "Ah, don't play dumb with me. We both know that if I gave a rat's (GP) about authority..." The blue flame decals on his jacket ignite.
"I genuinely do not care. I stick my nose into whoever's business I see fit." He snaps his fingers, and the table is dragged out of the way by an unseen force.
“I am doing nothing illegal. I am protected by the law.”
He leers. "Ah, don't play dumb with me. We both know that if I gave a rat's (GP) about authority..." The blue flame decals on his jacket ignite.
Initiative: 16
"...you would only live a moment longer."
19
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I genuinely do not care. I stick my nose into whoever's business I see fit." He snaps his fingers, and the table is dragged out of the way by an unseen force.
“I am doing nothing illegal. I am protected by the law.”
He leers. "Ah, don't play dumb with me. We both know that if I gave a rat's (GP) about authority..." The blue flame decals on his jacket ignite.
Initiative: 16
"...you would only live a moment longer."
19
“You will not threaten me like this.” Make a DC 15 Wis save or take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. psychic damage. He draws a sigil in the air as a portal appears in front of him, another one appearing 500 feet away. He walks through it to the other side, dispelling the portals after doing so so scary blue flame person cannot follow
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I genuinely do not care. I stick my nose into whoever's business I see fit." He snaps his fingers, and the table is dragged out of the way by an unseen force.
“I am doing nothing illegal. I am protected by the law.”
He leers. "Ah, don't play dumb with me. We both know that if I gave a rat's (GP) about authority..." The blue flame decals on his jacket ignite.
The mage from the tavern has finally shown up at the Killing Floor, and is standing in the entrance
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
The void beast is covering something that's definitely not a corpse with its tattered shadowy body.
A man with a crown on her head, walks up to them and says, "Why do you have a body?"
The creature jumps at the sound of the crowned figure's voice, moving off what it was covering. A large pile of over-ripe fruit comes into view, with many pieces seemingly eaten away by acid.
*well, I said it wasn't a corpse*
"Oh, not a body, fruits, the question remains, by do you have a large pile of fruit?"
The creature moves back onto its pile, covering more of it with its shadowy form. It points at a stand selling grilled fruits of various types.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
The void beast is covering something that's definitely not a corpse with its tattered shadowy body.
A man with a crown on her head, walks up to them and says, "Why do you have a body?"
The creature jumps at the sound of the crowned figure's voice, moving off what it was covering. A large pile of over-ripe fruit comes into view, with many pieces seemingly eaten away by acid.
*well, I said it wasn't a corpse*
"Oh, not a body, fruits, the question remains, by do you have a large pile of fruit?"
The creature moves back onto its pile, covering more of it with its shadowy form. It points at a stand selling grilled fruits of various types.
"You stole fruit?"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
"I genuinely do not care. I stick my nose into whoever's business I see fit." He snaps his fingers, and the table is dragged out of the way by an unseen force.
“I am doing nothing illegal. I am protected by the law.”
He leers. "Ah, don't play dumb with me. We both know that if I gave a rat's (GP) about authority..." The blue flame decals on his jacket ignite.
Initiative: 16
"...you would only live a moment longer."
19
“You will not threaten me like this.” Make a DC 15 Wis save or take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. psychic damage. He draws a sigil in the air as a portal appears in front of him, another one appearing 500 feet away. He walks through it to the other side, dispelling the portals after doing so so scary blue flame person cannot follow
16
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“You will not threaten me like this.” Make a DC 15 Wis save or take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. psychic damage. He draws a sigil in the air as a portal appears in front of him, another one appearing 500 feet away. He walks through it to the other side, dispelling the portals after doing so so scary blue flame person cannot follow
*Roll the dice in a second, I'll roll mine*
WIS: 27
He laughs hysterically. Fourth-level counterspell on the Dimension Door. (Roll if needed: 26)
If the Counterspell goes off without a hitch:
Atticus opens his shadowy eye and swipes his hand, causing a whirlwind of black knives of raw malevolence and chaos to flow out and spiral around his arm before he points at the tiefling. They all fly at him with the intent to flay.
Make a DC 23 DEX save or take 93 magical slashing damage.
It shakes its head vehemently, picking a banana up from its stash. The fruit is quite obviously past its peak ripeness.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Kaia is crying while talking to tiefling in a jacket ™️
*responding to both because I'm bored and I can*
Having finished up with the important business, the woman asks Dey a more frivolous request. "Since we're on the same side now, can you put me back in my original body? Being short is infuriating."
The void beast walks/floats up to behind the two, then taps the tiefling on the shoulder. It points at a nearby stand selling food.
“I’ll work on it. If you don’t have anything else, would you mind collapsing the demiplane?”
He leans down and gives it a silver piece. “Take this and give it to the person behind there, and they will give you food.”
She obliges. "What do you plan on doing with me now?"
The creature takes the piece eagerly and begins to speed towards the food stand, before noticing Kaia crying. It walks up next to her, and tries to offer her the piece.
“That’s up to Immeral.”
She shakes her head. “Go get your food.”
"Oh. The holy knight. I can guess what's coming, then. Back into the [GP]ing necklace."
It remains in place, pointing a tendril at her face, still tear-streaked(maybe?).
“I will do everything I can to get you a more humane container, before letting you out, naturally.”
”Go.” She says determinedly. “You remind me of her too much.”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“You will not threaten me like this.” Make a DC 15 Wis save or take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. psychic damage. He draws a sigil in the air as a portal appears in front of him, another one appearing 500 feet away. He walks through it to the other side, dispelling the portals after doing so so scary blue flame person cannot follow
*Roll the dice in a second, I'll roll mine*
WIS: 27
He laughs hysterically. Fourth-level counterspell on the Dimension Door. (Roll if needed: 26)
If the Counterspell goes off without a hitch:
Atticus opens his shadowy eye and swipes his hand, causing a whirlwind of black knives of raw malevolence and chaos to flow out and spiral around his arm before he points at the tiefling. They all fly at him with the intent to flay.
Make a DC 23 DEX save or take 93 magical slashing damage.
*2 CRITS????*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
“You will not threaten me like this.” Make a DC 15 Wis save or take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. psychic damage. He draws a sigil in the air as a portal appears in front of him, another one appearing 500 feet away. He walks through it to the other side, dispelling the portals after doing so so scary blue flame person cannot follow
*Roll the dice in a second, I'll roll mine*
WIS: 27
He laughs hysterically. Fourth-level counterspell on the Dimension Door. (Roll if needed: 26)
If the Counterspell goes off without a hitch:
Atticus opens his shadowy eye and swipes his hand, causing a whirlwind of black knives of raw malevolence and chaos to flow out and spiral around his arm before he points at the tiefling. They all fly at him with the intent to flay.
Make a DC 23 DEX save or take 93 magical slashing damage.
“You will not threaten me like this.” Make a DC 15 Wis save or take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. psychic damage. He draws a sigil in the air as a portal appears in front of him, another one appearing 500 feet away. He walks through it to the other side, dispelling the portals after doing so so scary blue flame person cannot follow
*Roll the dice in a second, I'll roll mine*
WIS: 27
He laughs hysterically. Fourth-level counterspell on the Dimension Door. (Roll if needed: 26)
If the Counterspell goes off without a hitch:
Atticus opens his shadowy eye and swipes his hand, causing a whirlwind of black knives of raw malevolence and chaos to flow out and spiral around his arm before he points at the tiefling. They all fly at him with the intent to flay.
Make a DC 23 DEX save or take 93 magical slashing damage.
*2 CRITS????*
*Da hecc?*
*That is ridiculous*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
Gale is wandering around the killing floor, looking at the contestants.
A mage, wearing a regal crown walks up to them and says, "Hello my friend!"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
“I am doing nothing illegal. I am protected by the law.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He leers. "Ah, don't play dumb with me. We both know that if I gave a rat's (GP) about authority..." The blue flame decals on his jacket ignite.
Initiative: 16
"...you would only live a moment longer."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
19
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“You will not threaten me like this.” Make a DC 15 Wis save or take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. psychic damage. He draws a sigil in the air as a portal appears in front of him, another one appearing 500 feet away. He walks through it to the other side, dispelling the portals after doing so so scary blue flame person cannot follow
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Unsurprisingly, Atticus goes last*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
The mage from the tavern has finally shown up at the Killing Floor, and is standing in the entrance
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
"Oh. The holy knight. I can guess what's coming, then. Back into the [GP]ing necklace."
It remains in place, pointing a tendril at her still tear-streaked(maybe?) face.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"You stole fruit?"
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
16
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Roll the dice in a second, I'll roll mine*
WIS: 27
He laughs hysterically. Fourth-level counterspell on the Dimension Door. (Roll if needed: 26)
If the Counterspell goes off without a hitch:
Atticus opens his shadowy eye and swipes his hand, causing a whirlwind of black knives of raw malevolence and chaos to flow out and spiral around his arm before he points at the tiefling. They all fly at him with the intent to flay.
Make a DC 23 DEX save or take 93 magical slashing damage.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
It shakes its head vehemently, picking a banana up from its stash. The fruit is quite obviously past its peak ripeness.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
“I will do everything I can to get you a more humane container, before letting you out, naturally.”
”Go.” She says determinedly. “You remind me of her too much.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*2 CRITS????*
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
Gale is wandering around the killing floor, looking at the contestants.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*Da hecc?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*That is ridiculous*
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
A mage, wearing a regal crown walks up to them and says, "Hello my friend!"
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
He grunts and nods. “Who you think is worth betting on?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!