Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Goober. this is a good thread idea, but i would make it so anybody can give the therapy
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
this is some great microwaved crab rangoon from last night. speaking of last night, I got the fortune out of a fortune cookie without opening it. so many opportunities but alas! I ate it.
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
this is some great microwaved crab rangoon from last night. speaking of last night, I got the fortune out of a fortune cookie without opening it. so many opportunities but alas! I ate it.
I've been craving crab rangoon for a while now. I wonder if I should learn to make it myself?
We're tight on money, though. Probably couldn't afford crab, let alone the tools to break one down safely.
oh my. Even a small male crab is $15 dollars. I always forget where I get my Chinese food from. It's either Orient Pearl or something something garden. Cravings can be infuriating.
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Good luck absquatulating those stains if you do try, chap!
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
I have a buddy who works in a crab factory. It's got to be a terrible job smashing dead crabs all day. He says that one claw can go for about $50. It would be sweet if I could get some cheap crabs off him but we'll see.
I live by the sea though so we've got neighbors who are fishermen and have given a bag of crabs to us as house warming gifts.
That's lovely! Living by the sea? I bet that's fun in the summer. Sitting on a dock or a boat with friends, doing jumps, drinking cool beverages. This one time I was in Long lake, and I found a bandaid. Grossed me out and confused me a bit.
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Well, we’re also pretty far up north so it’s pretty darn cold. We got seals and puffins and killer whales here to show you the climate. Last weekend there was 100 mph wind during the night. I’ve still gotten in the sea, but it’s not chill and relaxing. It’s a cold plunge. It does feel good afterwards though.
I bet it's beautiful except for the cold. So much pretty wildlife, too! Cold plunges can feel good on occasion. 100 mph winds sound wild! Anything come off?
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
hahaha guess who just started crying a little because they got screamed at for walking away from the bathroom door while waiting for their stuck up bratty sister to finish and didn't even get a (GP)ing apology afterwards
I DID!!! 🎉🎉🎉
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
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Lovely day to you all. Rant to others about your problems, and they will listen. Hopefully.
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Excuse the mess!
NOTE: I AM NOT AN ACTUAL THERAPIST, but I will listen to your problems!
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
I... remember you from somewhere...
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Goober. this is a good thread idea, but i would make it so anybody can give the therapy
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
fantastic idea, adding it! and to the great fly Baazleboop, I have no idea what you're talking about or who you are.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
this is some great microwaved crab rangoon from last night. speaking of last night, I got the fortune out of a fortune cookie without opening it. so many opportunities but alas! I ate it.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
I've been craving crab rangoon for a while now. I wonder if I should learn to make it myself?
We're tight on money, though. Probably couldn't afford crab, let alone the tools to break one down safely.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
oh my. Even a small male crab is $15 dollars. I always forget where I get my Chinese food from. It's either Orient Pearl or something something garden. Cravings can be infuriating.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Perhaps I should use imitation crab. It's cheap.
But the hard part would be cleaning out the pot afterward. Deep frying is tough.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
oof. Here's a professional in a six minute video I found:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5g0eH-GZxI
Good luck absquatulating those stains if you do try, chap!
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
I don't know if I need therapy YAY
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
I have a buddy who works in a crab factory. It's got to be a terrible job smashing dead crabs all day. He says that one claw can go for about $50. It would be sweet if I could get some cheap crabs off him but we'll see.
I live by the sea though so we've got neighbors who are fishermen and have given a bag of crabs to us as house warming gifts.
That's lovely! Living by the sea? I bet that's fun in the summer. Sitting on a dock or a boat with friends, doing jumps, drinking cool beverages. This one time I was in Long lake, and I found a bandaid. Grossed me out and confused me a bit.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Well, we’re also pretty far up north so it’s pretty darn cold. We got seals and puffins and killer whales here to show you the climate. Last weekend there was 100 mph wind during the night. I’ve still gotten in the sea, but it’s not chill and relaxing. It’s a cold plunge. It does feel good afterwards though.
I bet it's beautiful except for the cold. So much pretty wildlife, too! Cold plunges can feel good on occasion. 100 mph winds sound wild! Anything come off?
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
hahaha guess who just started crying a little because they got screamed at for walking away from the bathroom door while waiting for their stuck up bratty sister to finish and didn't even get a (GP)ing apology afterwards
I DID!!! 🎉🎉🎉
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
I feel better now, thanks for asking internet
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Heyyo Goobertio :)
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Lol I'm finally discovering this thread...
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
There are a surprising amount of therapy threads on ddb.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Yeah,
but they are so helpful
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]