*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
This was my plan btw
*proud noises*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
This was my plan btw
*proud noises*
You are going to kill the banana trees I have
Naner is not against Fratricide, Patricide, Matricide, Sororicide, or whatever other types of familial-related cides there are.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
This was my plan btw
*proud noises*
You are going to kill the banana trees I have
Naner is not against Fratricide, Patricide, Matricide, Sororicide, or whatever other types of familial-related cides there are.
Thing is I gave consciousness to all the banana trees
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
This was my plan btw
*proud noises*
You are going to kill the banana trees I have
Naner is not against Fratricide, Patricide, Matricide, Sororicide, or whatever other types of familial-related cides there are.
I wouldn't kill my kids tho. That would be mean.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
This was my plan btw
*proud noises*
You are going to kill the banana trees I have
Naner is not against Fratricide, Patricide, Matricide, Sororicide, or whatever other types of familial-related cides there are.
Thing is I gave consciousness to all the banana trees
Even better
SLAUGHTER
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
This was my plan btw
*proud noises*
You are going to kill the banana trees I have
Naner is not against Fratricide, Patricide, Matricide, Sororicide, or whatever other types of familial-related cides there are.
Thing is I gave consciousness to all the banana trees
Even better
SLAUGHTER
Also the majority of them are your kids made with just your DNA sooo
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
This was my plan btw
*proud noises*
You are going to kill the banana trees I have
Naner is not against Fratricide, Patricide, Matricide, Sororicide, or whatever other types of familial-related cides there are.
Thing is I gave consciousness to all the banana trees
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
This was my plan btw
*proud noises*
You are going to kill the banana trees I have
Naner is not against Fratricide, Patricide, Matricide, Sororicide, or whatever other types of familial-related cides there are.
Thing is I gave consciousness to all the banana trees
Even better
SLAUGHTER
Also the majority of them are your kids made with just your DNA sooo
Nanner is not against Infanticide
Infanticide! That's the one I was missing!
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
This was my plan btw
*proud noises*
You are going to kill the banana trees I have
Naner is not against Fratricide, Patricide, Matricide, Sororicide, or whatever other types of familial-related cides there are.
Thing is I gave consciousness to all the banana trees
Even better
SLAUGHTER
Also the majority of them are your kids made with just your DNA sooo
They are only my children if I accept them as mine
:3
Also do we have children together? They're your kids too.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Nanner also said that their only his children if he accepts them lol
Infanticide is just the act of killing children
Not necessarily your children
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
This was my plan btw
*proud noises*
You are going to kill the banana trees I have
Naner is not against Fratricide, Patricide, Matricide, Sororicide, or whatever other types of familial-related cides there are.
Thing is I gave consciousness to all the banana trees
Even better
SLAUGHTER
Also the majority of them are your kids made with just your DNA sooo
Nanner is not against Infanticide
Infanticide! That's the one I was missing!
When does a comet become a meteor? When does a candle become a blaze? When does a man become a Roooooomba?
When, does a banana become a banana tree? When does clay become the most tasty? When does a man become a Roooooooooooomba?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
This was my plan btw
*proud noises*
You are going to kill the banana trees I have
Naner is not against Fratricide, Patricide, Matricide, Sororicide, or whatever other types of familial-related cides there are.
Thing is I gave consciousness to all the banana trees
Even better
SLAUGHTER
Also the majority of them are your kids made with just your DNA sooo
They are only my children if I accept them as mine
:3
Also do we have children together? They're your kids too.
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
This was my plan btw
*proud noises*
You are going to kill the banana trees I have
Naner is not against Fratricide, Patricide, Matricide, Sororicide, or whatever other types of familial-related cides there are.
Thing is I gave consciousness to all the banana trees
Even better
SLAUGHTER
Also the majority of them are your kids made with just your DNA sooo
Nanner is not against Infanticide
Infanticide! That's the one I was missing!
When does a comet become a meteor? When does a candle become a blaze? When does a man become a Roooooomba?
When, does a banana become a banana tree? When does clay become the most tasty? When does a man become a Roooooooooooomba?
Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves! JEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
This was my plan btw
*proud noises*
You are going to kill the banana trees I have
Naner is not against Fratricide, Patricide, Matricide, Sororicide, or whatever other types of familial-related cides there are.
Thing is I gave consciousness to all the banana trees
Even better
SLAUGHTER
Also the majority of them are your kids made with just your DNA sooo
Nanner is not against Infanticide
Infanticide! That's the one I was missing!
When does a comet become a meteor? When does a candle become a blaze? When does a man become a Roooooomba?
When, does a banana become a banana tree? When does clay become the most tasty? When does a man become a Roooooooooooomba?
Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves! JEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF
yes
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
This was my plan btw
*proud noises*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
I can make portals meaning I can take your clay little by little or large amounts
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
We're also one of the only cults soooo
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You are going to kill the banana trees I have
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
How dare you even suggest the heresy of stealing our clay!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Naner is not against Fratricide, Patricide, Matricide, Sororicide, or whatever other types of familial-related cides there are.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Thing is I gave consciousness to all the banana trees
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
I wouldn't kill my kids tho. That would be mean.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Even better
SLAUGHTER
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Also the majority of them are your kids made with just your DNA sooo
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
NO, ARSON! WAIT, MAYBE GENOCIDE? NOT SURE
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
Nanner is not against Infanticide
Infanticide! That's the one I was missing!
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
They are only my children if I accept them as mine
:3
Also do we have children together? They're your kids too.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
He would not kill his children
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Nanner also said that their only his children if he accepts them lol
Infanticide is just the act of killing children
Not necessarily your children
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
When does a comet become a meteor? When does a candle become a blaze? When does a man become a Roooooomba?
When, does a banana become a banana tree? When does clay become the most tasty? When does a man become a Roooooooooooomba?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I made them in a lab soo ehhh
乁| ･ 〰 ･ |ㄏ
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves! JEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
yes
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Decide which option regarding the banana children
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)