A purple, somewhat cat-shaped creature, stalks around the ship. It's body is thicker than that of a cat, and is almost slug-like. The slugcat, as that must indeed be the name of the creature, has two rabbit-like ears on it's head, with two piercing white eyes and a nose, however, it seems to lack a mouth. It's tail is thick and round, with small white rings punctuating the purple mass, with small needles emerging from the rings.
A golden retriever races after the slugcat, slipping on its paws occasionally. It has a long scar down its chest, and is clearly a baby. “Hi! Hi! Hi! Wanna be friends?”
The slugcat turns around quickly, a long white needle emerging from it's tail, before being firmly planted in it's hand, still connected to the tail by a thin organic string. The slugcat's eyes narrow, looking at the dog suspicously.
The dog cocks its head sideways, staring in confusion. “Oh…” It says. “Sorry! I probably look like a dog right now! I’m actually a dragon!”
The slugcat cautiously scratches out a message on the floor, reading, 'What are you'
“A dragon!” It says excitedly. “Uh-haven’t managed to figure out how to change my form…“
Deception: 17
Insight: 16
'What is dragon'
The dog grins and attempts to stand on two legs, flapping its arms like they’re wings. “Like this! With wings!”
I walk over. "Excuse me, talking mammalian critter, do you mean the reptilian mythological beast?"
“Yeah!” It says. “Like… big lizard with wings!”
'Flying lizard?'
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*I take it back rogue is incredibly broken I'm always guarenteed to get a 25 or higher on a stealth roll without disadvantage*
*Disadvantage doesn't matter lol*
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
A purple, somewhat cat-shaped creature, stalks around the ship. It's body is thicker than that of a cat, and is almost slug-like. The slugcat, as that must indeed be the name of the creature, has two rabbit-like ears on it's head, with two piercing white eyes and a nose, however, it seems to lack a mouth. It's tail is thick and round, with small white rings punctuating the purple mass, with small needles emerging from the rings.
A golden retriever races after the slugcat, slipping on its paws occasionally. It has a long scar down its chest, and is clearly a baby. “Hi! Hi! Hi! Wanna be friends?”
The slugcat turns around quickly, a long white needle emerging from it's tail, before being firmly planted in it's hand, still connected to the tail by a thin organic string. The slugcat's eyes narrow, looking at the dog suspicously.
The dog cocks its head sideways, staring in confusion. “Oh…” It says. “Sorry! I probably look like a dog right now! I’m actually a dragon!”
The slugcat cautiously scratches out a message on the floor, reading, 'What are you'
“A dragon!” It says excitedly. “Uh-haven’t managed to figure out how to change my form…“
Deception: 17
Insight: 16
'What is dragon'
The dog grins and attempts to stand on two legs, flapping its arms like they’re wings. “Like this! With wings!”
I walk over. "Excuse me, talking mammalian critter, do you mean the reptilian mythological beast?"
“Yeah!” It says. “Like… big lizard with wings!”
'Flying lizard?'
“Yep yep!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
A purple, somewhat cat-shaped creature, stalks around the ship. It's body is thicker than that of a cat, and is almost slug-like. The slugcat, as that must indeed be the name of the creature, has two rabbit-like ears on it's head, with two piercing white eyes and a nose, however, it seems to lack a mouth. It's tail is thick and round, with small white rings punctuating the purple mass, with small needles emerging from the rings.
A golden retriever races after the slugcat, slipping on its paws occasionally. It has a long scar down its chest, and is clearly a baby. “Hi! Hi! Hi! Wanna be friends?”
The slugcat turns around quickly, a long white needle emerging from it's tail, before being firmly planted in it's hand, still connected to the tail by a thin organic string. The slugcat's eyes narrow, looking at the dog suspicously.
The dog cocks its head sideways, staring in confusion. “Oh…” It says. “Sorry! I probably look like a dog right now! I’m actually a dragon!”
The slugcat cautiously scratches out a message on the floor, reading, 'What are you'
“A dragon!” It says excitedly. “Uh-haven’t managed to figure out how to change my form…“
Deception: 17
Insight: 16
'What is dragon'
The dog grins and attempts to stand on two legs, flapping its arms like they’re wings. “Like this! With wings!”
I walk over. "Excuse me, talking mammalian critter, do you mean the reptilian mythological beast?"
“Yeah!” It says. “Like… big lizard with wings!”
'Flying lizard?'
“Yep yep!”
The slugcat backs up, glaring at the doggo.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
A purple, somewhat cat-shaped creature, stalks around the ship. It's body is thicker than that of a cat, and is almost slug-like. The slugcat, as that must indeed be the name of the creature, has two rabbit-like ears on it's head, with two piercing white eyes and a nose, however, it seems to lack a mouth. It's tail is thick and round, with small white rings punctuating the purple mass, with small needles emerging from the rings.
A golden retriever races after the slugcat, slipping on its paws occasionally. It has a long scar down its chest, and is clearly a baby. “Hi! Hi! Hi! Wanna be friends?”
The slugcat turns around quickly, a long white needle emerging from it's tail, before being firmly planted in it's hand, still connected to the tail by a thin organic string. The slugcat's eyes narrow, looking at the dog suspicously.
The dog cocks its head sideways, staring in confusion. “Oh…” It says. “Sorry! I probably look like a dog right now! I’m actually a dragon!”
The slugcat cautiously scratches out a message on the floor, reading, 'What are you'
“A dragon!” It says excitedly. “Uh-haven’t managed to figure out how to change my form…“
Deception: 17
Insight: 16
'What is dragon'
The dog grins and attempts to stand on two legs, flapping its arms like they’re wings. “Like this! With wings!”
I walk over. "Excuse me, talking mammalian critter, do you mean the reptilian mythological beast?"
“Yeah!” It says. “Like… big lizard with wings!”
"Tsk tsk. Not real, little creature." He stares down at the two critters.
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
A purple, somewhat cat-shaped creature, stalks around the ship. It's body is thicker than that of a cat, and is almost slug-like. The slugcat, as that must indeed be the name of the creature, has two rabbit-like ears on it's head, with two piercing white eyes and a nose, however, it seems to lack a mouth. It's tail is thick and round, with small white rings punctuating the purple mass, with small needles emerging from the rings.
A golden retriever races after the slugcat, slipping on its paws occasionally. It has a long scar down its chest, and is clearly a baby. “Hi! Hi! Hi! Wanna be friends?”
The slugcat turns around quickly, a long white needle emerging from it's tail, before being firmly planted in it's hand, still connected to the tail by a thin organic string. The slugcat's eyes narrow, looking at the dog suspicously.
The dog cocks its head sideways, staring in confusion. “Oh…” It says. “Sorry! I probably look like a dog right now! I’m actually a dragon!”
The slugcat cautiously scratches out a message on the floor, reading, 'What are you'
“A dragon!” It says excitedly. “Uh-haven’t managed to figure out how to change my form…“
Deception: 17
Insight: 16
'What is dragon'
The dog grins and attempts to stand on two legs, flapping its arms like they’re wings. “Like this! With wings!”
I walk over. "Excuse me, talking mammalian critter, do you mean the reptilian mythological beast?"
“Yeah!” It says. “Like… big lizard with wings!”
"Tsk tsk. Not real, little creature." He stares down at the two critters.
The Spearmaster glares back at Five Pebbles.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
A purple, somewhat cat-shaped creature, stalks around the ship. It's body is thicker than that of a cat, and is almost slug-like. The slugcat, as that must indeed be the name of the creature, has two rabbit-like ears on it's head, with two piercing white eyes and a nose, however, it seems to lack a mouth. It's tail is thick and round, with small white rings punctuating the purple mass, with small needles emerging from the rings.
A golden retriever races after the slugcat, slipping on its paws occasionally. It has a long scar down its chest, and is clearly a baby. “Hi! Hi! Hi! Wanna be friends?”
The slugcat turns around quickly, a long white needle emerging from it's tail, before being firmly planted in it's hand, still connected to the tail by a thin organic string. The slugcat's eyes narrow, looking at the dog suspicously.
The dog cocks its head sideways, staring in confusion. “Oh…” It says. “Sorry! I probably look like a dog right now! I’m actually a dragon!”
The slugcat cautiously scratches out a message on the floor, reading, 'What are you'
“A dragon!” It says excitedly. “Uh-haven’t managed to figure out how to change my form…“
Deception: 17
Insight: 16
'What is dragon'
The dog grins and attempts to stand on two legs, flapping its arms like they’re wings. “Like this! With wings!”
I walk over. "Excuse me, talking mammalian critter, do you mean the reptilian mythological beast?"
“Yeah!” It says. “Like… big lizard with wings!”
"Tsk tsk. Not real, little creature." He stares down at the two critters.
“Y-you don’t know that! They’re real in my world!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
A purple, somewhat cat-shaped creature, stalks around the ship. It's body is thicker than that of a cat, and is almost slug-like. The slugcat, as that must indeed be the name of the creature, has two rabbit-like ears on it's head, with two piercing white eyes and a nose, however, it seems to lack a mouth. It's tail is thick and round, with small white rings punctuating the purple mass, with small needles emerging from the rings.
A golden retriever races after the slugcat, slipping on its paws occasionally. It has a long scar down its chest, and is clearly a baby. “Hi! Hi! Hi! Wanna be friends?”
The slugcat turns around quickly, a long white needle emerging from it's tail, before being firmly planted in it's hand, still connected to the tail by a thin organic string. The slugcat's eyes narrow, looking at the dog suspicously.
The dog cocks its head sideways, staring in confusion. “Oh…” It says. “Sorry! I probably look like a dog right now! I’m actually a dragon!”
The slugcat cautiously scratches out a message on the floor, reading, 'What are you'
“A dragon!” It says excitedly. “Uh-haven’t managed to figure out how to change my form…“
Deception: 17
Insight: 16
'What is dragon'
The dog grins and attempts to stand on two legs, flapping its arms like they’re wings. “Like this! With wings!”
I walk over. "Excuse me, talking mammalian critter, do you mean the reptilian mythological beast?"
“Yeah!” It says. “Like… big lizard with wings!”
"Tsk tsk. Not real, little creature." He stares down at the two critters.
“Y-you don’t know that! They’re real in my world!”
"And let me guess, you have elves and fairies there, too?"
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
A purple, somewhat cat-shaped creature, stalks around the ship. It's body is thicker than that of a cat, and is almost slug-like. The slugcat, as that must indeed be the name of the creature, has two rabbit-like ears on it's head, with two piercing white eyes and a nose, however, it seems to lack a mouth. It's tail is thick and round, with small white rings punctuating the purple mass, with small needles emerging from the rings.
A golden retriever races after the slugcat, slipping on its paws occasionally. It has a long scar down its chest, and is clearly a baby. “Hi! Hi! Hi! Wanna be friends?”
The slugcat turns around quickly, a long white needle emerging from it's tail, before being firmly planted in it's hand, still connected to the tail by a thin organic string. The slugcat's eyes narrow, looking at the dog suspicously.
The dog cocks its head sideways, staring in confusion. “Oh…” It says. “Sorry! I probably look like a dog right now! I’m actually a dragon!”
The slugcat cautiously scratches out a message on the floor, reading, 'What are you'
“A dragon!” It says excitedly. “Uh-haven’t managed to figure out how to change my form…“
Deception: 17
Insight: 16
'What is dragon'
The dog grins and attempts to stand on two legs, flapping its arms like they’re wings. “Like this! With wings!”
I walk over. "Excuse me, talking mammalian critter, do you mean the reptilian mythological beast?"
“Yeah!” It says. “Like… big lizard with wings!”
"Tsk tsk. Not real, little creature." He stares down at the two critters.
“Y-you don’t know that! They’re real in my world!”
"And let me guess, you have elves and fairies there, too?"
“Elves no. Fairies yes. We call them Fae though.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
A purple, somewhat cat-shaped creature, stalks around the ship. It's body is thicker than that of a cat, and is almost slug-like. The slugcat, as that must indeed be the name of the creature, has two rabbit-like ears on it's head, with two piercing white eyes and a nose, however, it seems to lack a mouth. It's tail is thick and round, with small white rings punctuating the purple mass, with small needles emerging from the rings.
A golden retriever races after the slugcat, slipping on its paws occasionally. It has a long scar down its chest, and is clearly a baby. “Hi! Hi! Hi! Wanna be friends?”
The slugcat turns around quickly, a long white needle emerging from it's tail, before being firmly planted in it's hand, still connected to the tail by a thin organic string. The slugcat's eyes narrow, looking at the dog suspicously.
The dog cocks its head sideways, staring in confusion. “Oh…” It says. “Sorry! I probably look like a dog right now! I’m actually a dragon!”
The slugcat cautiously scratches out a message on the floor, reading, 'What are you'
“A dragon!” It says excitedly. “Uh-haven’t managed to figure out how to change my form…“
Deception: 17
Insight: 16
'What is dragon'
The dog grins and attempts to stand on two legs, flapping its arms like they’re wings. “Like this! With wings!”
I walk over. "Excuse me, talking mammalian critter, do you mean the reptilian mythological beast?"
“Yeah!” It says. “Like… big lizard with wings!”
"Tsk tsk. Not real, little creature." He stares down at the two critters.
“Y-you don’t know that! They’re real in my world!”
"And let me guess, you have elves and fairies there, too?"
“Elves no. Fairies yes. We call them Fae though.”
"That was rhetorical. That was meant to highlight what a silly concept you are."
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
A man stands at the edge of the deck, looking out upon the astral plane. He is tall and rather gangly, with most of his substantial height being his legs, and with long arms to boot. His shoulder are covered with a poncho that highlights the fact that his left shoulder is substantially larger than his right. He wears a mask, the design of which I will post in a below spoiler. All his clothing is well made and fits him perfectly. He leans against the rail, humming a tune to himself.
The man hears someone approach from behind him, a young winged person with hair covered in blood and strawberry blonde hair. They have a scar down their face that somehow avoids their eyes. “Awfully beautiful, isn’t it?” Their voice is soft, with a faint accent that would be recognizable as British to anyone from our world.
*I have a drawing of them… but they’re topless in that drawing and have this weird eye shaped scar on their chest.*
"Indeed." His voice is deep with a slight buzz to it, which might be a product of the mask. "Exquisitely chaotic, and yet full of patterns."
*gtg for like 15 mins because my mum wishes for me to exercise*
*Ewwwwww… exercise…*
They nod. “Look over there. The nebula surrounds the stars, printing out a picture of pure beauty. Over there, those stars make a dove. I’ve never been in this part of the Astral Sea. And you?”
*Indeed. I am back now*
The man nods as they point out the patterns. "I am new to this whole... realm-hopping show. I only came aboard for work reasons, and I never expected it to be so... breathtaking."
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
A purple, somewhat cat-shaped creature, stalks around the ship. It's body is thicker than that of a cat, and is almost slug-like. The slugcat, as that must indeed be the name of the creature, has two rabbit-like ears on it's head, with two piercing white eyes and a nose, however, it seems to lack a mouth. It's tail is thick and round, with small white rings punctuating the purple mass, with small needles emerging from the rings.
A golden retriever races after the slugcat, slipping on its paws occasionally. It has a long scar down its chest, and is clearly a baby. “Hi! Hi! Hi! Wanna be friends?”
The slugcat turns around quickly, a long white needle emerging from it's tail, before being firmly planted in it's hand, still connected to the tail by a thin organic string. The slugcat's eyes narrow, looking at the dog suspicously.
The dog cocks its head sideways, staring in confusion. “Oh…” It says. “Sorry! I probably look like a dog right now! I’m actually a dragon!”
The slugcat cautiously scratches out a message on the floor, reading, 'What are you'
“A dragon!” It says excitedly. “Uh-haven’t managed to figure out how to change my form…“
Deception: 17
Insight: 16
'What is dragon'
The dog grins and attempts to stand on two legs, flapping its arms like they’re wings. “Like this! With wings!”
I walk over. "Excuse me, talking mammalian critter, do you mean the reptilian mythological beast?"
“Yeah!” It says. “Like… big lizard with wings!”
"Tsk tsk. Not real, little creature." He stares down at the two critters.
“Y-you don’t know that! They’re real in my world!”
"And let me guess, you have elves and fairies there, too?"
“Elves no. Fairies yes. We call them Fae though.”
"That was rhetorical. That was meant to highlight what a silly concept you are."
“So’s the concept of a cruise ship that travels through space…”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
A purple, somewhat cat-shaped creature, stalks around the ship. It's body is thicker than that of a cat, and is almost slug-like. The slugcat, as that must indeed be the name of the creature, has two rabbit-like ears on it's head, with two piercing white eyes and a nose, however, it seems to lack a mouth. It's tail is thick and round, with small white rings punctuating the purple mass, with small needles emerging from the rings.
A golden retriever races after the slugcat, slipping on its paws occasionally. It has a long scar down its chest, and is clearly a baby. “Hi! Hi! Hi! Wanna be friends?”
The slugcat turns around quickly, a long white needle emerging from it's tail, before being firmly planted in it's hand, still connected to the tail by a thin organic string. The slugcat's eyes narrow, looking at the dog suspicously.
The dog cocks its head sideways, staring in confusion. “Oh…” It says. “Sorry! I probably look like a dog right now! I’m actually a dragon!”
The slugcat cautiously scratches out a message on the floor, reading, 'What are you'
“A dragon!” It says excitedly. “Uh-haven’t managed to figure out how to change my form…“
Deception: 17
Insight: 16
'What is dragon'
The dog grins and attempts to stand on two legs, flapping its arms like they’re wings. “Like this! With wings!”
I walk over. "Excuse me, talking mammalian critter, do you mean the reptilian mythological beast?"
“Yeah!” It says. “Like… big lizard with wings!”
"Tsk tsk. Not real, little creature." He stares down at the two critters.
“Y-you don’t know that! They’re real in my world!”
"And let me guess, you have elves and fairies there, too?"
“Elves no. Fairies yes. We call them Fae though.”
"That was rhetorical. That was meant to highlight what a silly concept you are."
“So’s the concept of a cruise ship that travels through space…”
"I just want to go home and kill myself already."
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
A man stands at the edge of the deck, looking out upon the astral plane. He is tall and rather gangly, with most of his substantial height being his legs, and with long arms to boot. His shoulder are covered with a poncho that highlights the fact that his left shoulder is substantially larger than his right. He wears a mask, the design of which I will post in a below spoiler. All his clothing is well made and fits him perfectly. He leans against the rail, humming a tune to himself.
The man hears someone approach from behind him, a young winged person with hair covered in blood and strawberry blonde hair. They have a scar down their face that somehow avoids their eyes. “Awfully beautiful, isn’t it?” Their voice is soft, with a faint accent that would be recognizable as British to anyone from our world.
*I have a drawing of them… but they’re topless in that drawing and have this weird eye shaped scar on their chest.*
"Indeed." His voice is deep with a slight buzz to it, which might be a product of the mask. "Exquisitely chaotic, and yet full of patterns."
*gtg for like 15 mins because my mum wishes for me to exercise*
*Ewwwwww… exercise…*
They nod. “Look over there. The nebula surrounds the stars, printing out a picture of pure beauty. Over there, those stars make a dove. I’ve never been in this part of the Astral Sea. And you?”
*Indeed. I am back now*
The man nods as they point out the patterns. "I am new to this whole... realm-hopping show. I only came aboard for work reasons, and I never expected it to be so... breathtaking."
“I’ve never been aboard this ship before, but this isn’t my first time in the Astral Sea. Work reasons? I am also here for work.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
A man stands at the edge of the deck, looking out upon the astral plane. He is tall and rather gangly, with most of his substantial height being his legs, and with long arms to boot. His shoulder are covered with a poncho that highlights the fact that his left shoulder is substantially larger than his right. He wears a mask, the design of which I will post in a below spoiler. All his clothing is well made and fits him perfectly. He leans against the rail, humming a tune to himself.
The man hears someone approach from behind him, a young winged person with hair covered in blood and strawberry blonde hair. They have a scar down their face that somehow avoids their eyes. “Awfully beautiful, isn’t it?” Their voice is soft, with a faint accent that would be recognizable as British to anyone from our world.
*I have a drawing of them… but they’re topless in that drawing and have this weird eye shaped scar on their chest.*
"Indeed." His voice is deep with a slight buzz to it, which might be a product of the mask. "Exquisitely chaotic, and yet full of patterns."
*gtg for like 15 mins because my mum wishes for me to exercise*
*Ewwwwww… exercise…*
They nod. “Look over there. The nebula surrounds the stars, printing out a picture of pure beauty. Over there, those stars make a dove. I’ve never been in this part of the Astral Sea. And you?”
*Indeed. I am back now*
The man nods as they point out the patterns. "I am new to this whole... realm-hopping show. I only came aboard for work reasons, and I never expected it to be so... breathtaking."
“I’ve never been aboard this ship before, but this isn’t my first time in the Astral Sea. Work reasons? I am also here for work.”
"I am an... entertainer, you could say." He says this as if that isn't the whole of it, but something tells the winged person not to ask. Maybe it's the light in his one visible eye, glinting as he looks out onto the Astral Sea.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
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'Flying lizard?'
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
The guards are actively searching for intruders, so I’ll make perception checks for both of them.
Guard 1: 6
Guard 2: 8
(They don’t have a good modifier so they won’t be able to see them without a Nat 20.)
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*Disadvantage doesn't matter lol*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
“Yep yep!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
The slugcat backs up, glaring at the doggo.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*Rogue is very broken :3
Rogues and paladins are my favorite classes.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Tsk tsk. Not real, little creature." He stares down at the two critters.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
The Spearmaster glares back at Five Pebbles.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
“Y-you don’t know that! They’re real in my world!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"And let me guess, you have elves and fairies there, too?"
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
“Elves no. Fairies yes. We call them Fae though.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"That was rhetorical. That was meant to highlight what a silly concept you are."
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
*Indeed. I am back now*
The man nods as they point out the patterns. "I am new to this whole... realm-hopping show. I only came aboard for work reasons, and I never expected it to be so... breathtaking."
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
“So’s the concept of a cruise ship that travels through space…”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"I just want to go home and kill myself already."
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
*Maybe cut that quote chain?*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
“I’ve never been aboard this ship before, but this isn’t my first time in the Astral Sea. Work reasons? I am also here for work.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*srry*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*cut with Goobertio.*
*I’d prefer if people didn’t talk about subjects like that, if that’s okay.*
“Bbbbbbut this is so cool!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"I am an... entertainer, you could say." He says this as if that isn't the whole of it, but something tells the winged person not to ask. Maybe it's the light in his one visible eye, glinting as he looks out onto the Astral Sea.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.