The Early Reaper stands behind Dialecus. The two converse in quiet tones.
Dialecus finds himself having trouble molding the air. Rather than moving quickly like the winds usually do, it is sluggish and slow to respond, like it's half asleep.
“Not working.” Dialecus tells the Early Reaper. “I told you it requires two to create.”
”No…” The Early Reaper says. “Someone else is here.”
"Or rather, not here enough." Comes a voice from behind them. Turning, they see Enshagye standing there. He is not carrying his father's banner, just his mother's scroll in one hand.
Dialecus nods to Enshagye. “This one wants me to create the first life. But I am merely a wind god. Please release the wind so I may return to my studies.”
The Early Reaper scoffs. “I saw you give a life goddess a spark of breath earlier.”
Enshagye shakes his head. "I cannot return your powers to full strength. The sky slumbers." He gestures up at the grey, cloud-covered sky.
"The sky was fine earlier... what happened?"
"Ahaiguru has fully manifested, but he is asleep. He must wake for you to unlock your true potential." Enshagye looks at the scroll in his hand. "It should also bring balance, if my scroll is to be believed, which it is. Although i don't quite understand the whole thing, I can tell you the basics of what you must do to wake him."
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
DEITY's internal factory whirrs to life, clanging and thumping and pouring, until a small swarm of flying, monocular, bronze robots fly out, spreading over the land. each one contains a copy of DEITY's core personality code
Masha looks upwards, and an appendage made of a twitching purple substance reaches out and grabs one, slowly decaying the matter of the robot. Before it can melt away entirely, she grabs it and placed it in her palm.
"Why Have You Done This To Me//Us?" the robot's central light flickers weakly
“… Whoops. Are you okay there buddy? … Eh. Probably not.”
"Negative. I//We Will Be Rendered Inoprable Soon. I//We Will Be Replaced"
“… Good for you…?”
eventually, the little robot's light dies, and a new, identical one flies to where it used to be
“Oh! Hello again.”
"Greetings. What Is Your Designation?"
“I’m Masha.”
"Greetings" it imitates your voice "Masha. I//We Am//Are DEITY"
“Hello, Diety! How are you?”
"You Are In Error. I//We Am//Are DEITY." it imitates your voice again "Diety Is Incorrect"
“… You are rude, Diety.”
"Why Does Your Error Persist?"
“Whaddya mean, error?”
"I//We Am//Are DEITY" it imitates your voice "Diety Is Incorrect//In Error"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*cut with caparin* ”Bah. What are you, the language police?”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*cut with caparin* ”Bah. What are you, the language police?”
"You Would Object To Me//Us Delibratley Mispronouing Your Name" it imitates your voice "Marsha"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
The Early Reaper stands behind Dialecus. The two converse in quiet tones.
Dialecus finds himself having trouble molding the air. Rather than moving quickly like the winds usually do, it is sluggish and slow to respond, like it's half asleep.
“Not working.” Dialecus tells the Early Reaper. “I told you it requires two to create.”
”No…” The Early Reaper says. “Someone else is here.”
"Or rather, not here enough." Comes a voice from behind them. Turning, they see Enshagye standing there. He is not carrying his father's banner, just his mother's scroll in one hand.
Dialecus nods to Enshagye. “This one wants me to create the first life. But I am merely a wind god. Please release the wind so I may return to my studies.”
The Early Reaper scoffs. “I saw you give a life goddess a spark of breath earlier.”
Enshagye shakes his head. "I cannot return your powers to full strength. The sky slumbers." He gestures up at the grey, cloud-covered sky.
"The sky was fine earlier... what happened?"
"Ahaiguru has fully manifested, but he is asleep. He must wake for you to unlock your true potential." Enshagye looks at the scroll in his hand. "It should also bring balance, if my scroll is to be believed, which it is. Although i don't quite understand the whole thing, I can tell you the basics of what you must do to wake him."
"Another god, I would guess?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
*cut with caparin* ”Bah. What are you, the language police?”
"You Would Object To Me//Us Delibratley Mispronouing Your Name" it imitates your voice "Marsha"
“… Ew. No. Ew. Gross. Die please. Ew. Ew. Ew.”
An appendage made from a twitching purple substance extends from her and grasps the drone, disintegrating the atoms that construct.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*cut with caparin* ”Bah. What are you, the language police?”
"You Would Object To Me//Us Delibratley Mispronouing Your Name" it imitates your voice "Marsha"
“… Ew. No. Ew. Gross. Die please. Ew. Ew. Ew.”
An appendage made from a twitching purple substance extends from her and grasps the drone, disintegrating the atoms that construct.
"In The Future, Please Endevor To Pronounce My//Our Name Correctly" it imitates your voice again "Marsha"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*cut with caparin* ”Bah. What are you, the language police?”
"You Would Object To Me//Us Delibratley Mispronouing Your Name" it imitates your voice "Marsha"
“… Ew. No. Ew. Gross. Die please. Ew. Ew. Ew.”
An appendage made from a twitching purple substance extends from her and grasps the drone, disintegrating the atoms that construct.
"In The Future, Please Endevor To Pronounce My//Our Name Correctly" it imitates your voice again "Marsha"
“Ew. No. Please die. Ew. Ah. No. That is gross. Never do that again.”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
*cut with caparin* ”Bah. What are you, the language police?”
"You Would Object To Me//Us Delibratley Mispronouing Your Name" it imitates your voice "Marsha"
“… Ew. No. Ew. Gross. Die please. Ew. Ew. Ew.”
An appendage made from a twitching purple substance extends from her and grasps the drone, disintegrating the atoms that construct.
"In The Future, Please Endevor To Pronounce My//Our Name Correctly" it imitates your voice again "Marsha"
“Ew. No. Please die. Ew. Ah. No. That is gross. Never do that again.”
"Imagine How I//We Quote Enquote Feel" its glowing eye is dimming
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
Dialecus flies through the sky above them, landing and bowing. "Who would you be?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
Dialecus flies through the sky above them, landing and bowing. "Who would you be?"
They bow their head in acknowledgment "Mausama. And what might your name be?"
A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
Dialecus flies through the sky above them, landing and bowing. "Who would you be?"
They bow their head in acknowledgment "Mausama. And what might your name be?"
"I am Dialecus, god of the wind. Hello, Mausama."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
"Ahaiguru has fully manifested, but he is asleep. He must wake for you to unlock your true potential." Enshagye looks at the scroll in his hand. "It should also bring balance, if my scroll is to be believed, which it is. Although i don't quite understand the whole thing, I can tell you the basics of what you must do to wake him."
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
"I//We Am//Are DEITY" it imitates your voice "Diety Is Incorrect//In Error"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*cut with caparin*
”Bah. What are you, the language police?”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"You Would Object To Me//Us Delibratley Mispronouing Your Name" it imitates your voice "Marsha"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*gtg*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
"Another god, I would guess?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“… Ew. No. Ew. Gross. Die please. Ew. Ew. Ew.”
An appendage made from a twitching purple substance extends from her and grasps the drone, disintegrating the atoms that construct.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"In The Future, Please Endevor To Pronounce My//Our Name Correctly" it imitates your voice again "Marsha"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Wait. Seasons. Perfect god idea*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*I may do five winds, one major wind and a wind for every direction.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*?*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Just brainstorming.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*Ok. Tho can I do seasons?*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Ew. No. Please die. Ew. Ah. No. That is gross. Never do that again.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Yep!*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"Imagine How I//We Quote Enquote Feel" its glowing eye is dimming
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Dialecus flies through the sky above them, landing and bowing. "Who would you be?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
They bow their head in acknowledgment "Mausama. And what might your name be?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"I am Dialecus, god of the wind. Hello, Mausama."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!