The Tavern of Goobertio is a humble tavern, but a tavern indeed.
or in Goobish, that would be "Uif Ubwfso pg Goobertio jt b ivncmf ubwfso, cvu b ubwfso joeffe."
Somewhere near the coast of what would now be modern day New England is a wooden building. Inside the building is a real mish-mash of races, as the town was a common stop for travelers. A family of halflings eating supper in this corner, a crowd of orcs in that corner, a trio of dwarves laughing over mugs of mead over there, two brother elves on a pilgrimage by the bar stools, pints and hunks of meat, cheese, and produce spread around the tables. Behind the count stood the fabled Goobertio, a plump 5'3" plasmoid with a short-sleeved green tunic.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
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The Tavern of Goobertio is a humble tavern, but a tavern indeed.
or in Goobish, that would be "Uif Ubwfso pg Goobertio jt b ivncmf ubwfso, cvu b ubwfso joeffe."
Somewhere near the coast of what would now be modern day New England is a wooden building. Inside the building is a real mish-mash of races, as the town was a common stop for travelers. A family of halflings eating supper in this corner, a crowd of orcs in that corner, a trio of dwarves laughing over mugs of mead over there, two brother elves on a pilgrimage by the bar stools, pints and hunks of meat, cheese, and produce spread around the tables. Behind the count stood the fabled Goobertio, a plump 5'3" plasmoid with a short-sleeved green tunic.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
here's my guess who thread: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/231168-hysterical-chagrin-or-kinda-guess-who
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.