The Adohandian Monastery is a monastery that studies a set of ancient texts known collectively as "Adohand's Kitchen." Adohand, it has been decided, is the idea that nerds and normies can live as one race, or referring to the legendary Adohand Gatorslayer, some awesome guy from Huntsville, Alabama.
Scholars: Goobertio
The high-class primary advisors of submitted scripts and texts.
Historian:
Middle-class recorders and organizers of texts that can assist and decipher texts.
Monks:
Our low-class acolytes, who can retrieve and comment along with interpreting texts.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
2. if u gonna argue, go to my pal bananer's argue thread or the forums
3. if u read the rules, say "Jimmy Pesto is a dipwad" in your first post.
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Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
why did I need to say that??? and what exactly do I do here?
yes
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Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
this is just a forum where you yapp about random shit
Technically, swearing is a PG-13 thing (or so I believe). Thus, as there are 13-year-olds and the like (you young'uns!) on here, it's not technically allowed, per se. Mods are lenient on this one (usually), but...it's also just not nice.
You see, you can say "Jimmy Pesto is a dipwad," but you can't say "Jimmy Pesto is a (GP)ing (GP)."
Anyway, Goober, what's up with this thread? Worshipping Adohand's itself or just a sort of LCW/Onions?
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A professional goofball, writer, and frisbee player. Probably the best thing to happen to you since you woke up this morning. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs (don't ask) You're amazing, don't you know that? All of you. Extended sig here, check it out!
A professional goofball, writer, and frisbee player. Probably the best thing to happen to you since you woke up this morning. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs (don't ask) You're amazing, don't you know that? All of you. Extended sig here, check it out!
they's a ddb staff member, Adohand isn't their first name (I think, it's unknown), but their last name is Gatorslayer and they's from Huntsville, Alabama
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
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The Adohandian Monastery is a monastery that studies a set of ancient texts known collectively as "Adohand's Kitchen." Adohand, it has been decided, is the idea that nerds and normies can live as one race, or referring to the legendary Adohand Gatorslayer, some awesome guy from Huntsville, Alabama.
Scholars: Goobertio
The high-class primary advisors of submitted scripts and texts.
Historian:
Middle-class recorders and organizers of texts that can assist and decipher texts.
Monks:
Our low-class acolytes, who can retrieve and comment along with interpreting texts.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
RULES:
1. no racism or the like!!!
2. if u gonna argue, go to my pal bananer's argue thread or the forums
3. if u read the rules, say "Jimmy Pesto is a dipwad" in your first post.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Jimmy Pesto is a dipwad.
why did I need to say that??? and what exactly do I do here?
he/him
u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname
if I'm annoying or a nuisance, pls tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me
this Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
yes
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
what do I do here? and who is Jimmy pesto?
he/him
u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname
if I'm annoying or a nuisance, pls tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me
this Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
yes, and Jimmy pesto is a jerk from Bob's Burgers
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
whats bobs burgers? and is this forum just for yapping about random shit?
he/him
u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname
if I'm annoying or a nuisance, pls tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me
this Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
WAOW HOW DID YOU DO IT
SHHHHHHH HIDE MODS GONNA KILL YOU
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
bob's burgers is a TV show, and idk
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
how did I do what???
he/him
u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname
if I'm annoying or a nuisance, pls tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me
this Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
swear
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
am I not supposed to?
he/him
u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname
if I'm annoying or a nuisance, pls tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me
this Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
methinks
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
why not?
he/him
u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname
if I'm annoying or a nuisance, pls tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me
this Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
Jimmy Pesto is a dipwad (I'm deeply confused but I might join)
"I have advantage on dex saving throws what could go wrong?"
this is just a forum where you yapp about random shit
he/him
u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname
if I'm annoying or a nuisance, pls tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me
this Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
Technically, swearing is a PG-13 thing (or so I believe). Thus, as there are 13-year-olds and the like (you young'uns!) on here, it's not technically allowed, per se. Mods are lenient on this one (usually), but...it's also just not nice.
You see, you can say "Jimmy Pesto is a dipwad," but you can't say "Jimmy Pesto is a (GP)ing (GP)."
Anyway, Goober, what's up with this thread? Worshipping Adohand's itself or just a sort of LCW/Onions?
A professional goofball, writer, and frisbee player. Probably the best thing to happen to you since you woke up this morning.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs (don't ask)
You're amazing, don't you know that? All of you.
Extended sig here, check it out!
Also: Adohand Gatorslayer? Interested (but deeply confused).
A professional goofball, writer, and frisbee player. Probably the best thing to happen to you since you woke up this morning.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs (don't ask)
You're amazing, don't you know that? All of you.
Extended sig here, check it out!
they's a ddb staff member, Adohand isn't their first name (I think, it's unknown), but their last name is Gatorslayer and they's from Huntsville, Alabama
https://www.dndbeyond.com/members/avi this is adohand
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
the gender of Adohand is unknown
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatorLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.