"Ah. I got lost there, didn't I? Heh! I'm joining. I'm not very strong, or clever, for that matter, but I'm very entertaining and I've quite the repertoire of recipes. I'm sure I could cook anything you find if no one else can."
"Excellent!" He claps his furry paws, grinning. "We sure could use a better cook."
"A quick warning: I can't stand straight rations. I realized a long time ago that they weighed me down and tried foraging instead, and now I can't go back. If we're ever down to hardtack, I'm eating the rats and roaches first." They cackle.
"Ah. I got lost there, didn't I? Heh! I'm joining. I'm not very strong, or clever, for that matter, but I'm very entertaining and I've quite the repertoire of recipes. I'm sure I could cook anything you find if no one else can."
"Excellent!" He claps his furry paws, grinning. "We sure could use a better cook."
"A quick warning: I can't stand straight rations. I realized a long time ago that they weighed me down and tried foraging instead, and now I can't go back. If we're ever down to hardtack, I'm eating the rats and roaches first." They cackle.
"We don't really like that stuff either."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
"A quick warning: I can't stand straight rations. I realized a long time ago that they weighed me down and tried foraging instead, and now I can't go back. If we're ever down to hardtack, I'm eating the rats and roaches first." They cackle.
"We don't really like that stuff either."
They nod. "I'm a picky eater, personally. I'll eat anything, but it has to be good. Fortunately, I can make almost anything good." They speak with pride. "Not great, but enjoyable."
"A quick warning: I can't stand straight rations. I realized a long time ago that they weighed me down and tried foraging instead, and now I can't go back. If we're ever down to hardtack, I'm eating the rats and roaches first." They cackle.
"We don't really like that stuff either."
They nod. "I'm a picky eater, personally. I'll eat anything, but it has to be good. Fortunately, I can make almost anything good." They speak with pride. "Not great, but enjoyable."
“Oh that’s awesome. You’ll be great.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
"A quick warning: I can't stand straight rations. I realized a long time ago that they weighed me down and tried foraging instead, and now I can't go back. If we're ever down to hardtack, I'm eating the rats and roaches first." They cackle.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"We don't really like that stuff either."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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They nod. "I'm a picky eater, personally. I'll eat anything, but it has to be good. Fortunately, I can make almost anything good." They speak with pride. "Not great, but enjoyable."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Oh that’s awesome. You’ll be great.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!