Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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Azir sighs dejectedly. "I tried too hard..." He says. Joraal nudges him gently with his beak.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“Really? What happened?”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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*Oh.*
"I have advantage on dex saving throws what could go wrong?"
Proud advocate of hands being rated E for everything and everyone.
*Look what page we’re on…*
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
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Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
*Raises rusted saber and beats you to oblivion*
*revives you because you're a nice person*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"I overthought everything and got m-most of it wrong."
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“Oh… that sucks. I’m sorry. You must have studied a lot…”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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"Y-yeah." Azir mumbles. "I think I studied more than anyone else did and I got the second worst g-grade."
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“Are you allowed to bring in notes on your tests? That might help.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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"Didn't I say I overthought it? I was really interested in the subject and did loads of work but digressed from the actual point I was supposed to make! The only reason I was second worst was because some other guy," Here Azir gestures to a tall boy with long black hair standing with a gaggle of other boys, "Said, and I quote, that 'This test is a bunch of unimportant dumb crap and whoever came up with it should throw themself off the armoury roof'." Azir grumbles. Xolaani gives the group a contemptuous look.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“Hey, he looks cool enough. I kinda agree with him. Maybe next time you’ll do better if you just wing it.” Priam shrugs. “That’s how I roll.”
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Azir doesn't say anything, but looks positively horrified at the idea that both the other boy is cool and that he should wing it on his tests. Both the eagles raise one eyebrow.
*Yes eagles do have eybrows*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“Might be a way to annoy your dad.” He pauses. “If you want to annoy him.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"You sound as if YOU want to annoy my dad." Azir observes.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“I mean, your dad sure seems to be stressing you out.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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"I-I want to impress him!" Azir says. "Or at least get close to what he wants me to be! Otherwise I w-would have failed him as a son!"
Xolaani makes a rather irritated noise.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“That’s not cool. You’ve got to stay easy on yourself. I’m not the best person to talk about this-I got held back a year-but plenty of others have had more success than me with that strategy.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Azir starts saying something but is interrupted by one of the smaller eagles flying in and landing on Priam's head. Azir groans. "Hi, Zaahen. What now?" Zaahen clacks his beak, chirps a few times, screeches once, drawing an annoyed glance from the black-haired boy, and then settles down. Azir groans. "Hang on, P-Priam. Aatrox got into a fight again." Azir hands Priam a large book and starts jogging away.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Snippy snippy*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*cut*
“Oh alright… well… bye. Good luck on your next test.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!