"Do not, it is not my decision, i am simple the one to tell you that it is yours"
”Well, thank you for the reminder then.”
Lacus looks at the crustaceans he just created.
”Hmmmm, so the rolling ones can breathe on land, so they will stay, but these other ones require a source of water. I gave them limited air-breathing ability, so they can find a source of water nearby.”
Lacus turns to you, “There is a source of water nearby, right?”
"Yes, there is"
“Point it to me, so I can shepherd Shelly, Shelly Jr, Shelly III, Shelly IV, Shel-“
*I don’t want to name eight crustaceans*
*Fair, I'll just assume that they have names*
Gato points (Insert direction of the sea, which is relatively close)
“Thank you for this gift, of sorts. If you have a favor to ask of me, call out ‘LACUS, BRO! I NEED YOU RIGHT NOW!’ and I will do what you ask of me.”
Lacus gathers the eight sea crustaceans and tries to herd them into a single pack. The two roly-polys are just chilling.
One of the cats behind Gato chuckles slightly at that sight
Lacus turns around, smiles at the cat (which was supposed to be a happy smile but when a shredded shrimp is smiling at you it’s kind of creepy), and returns to herding the crustaceans to the sea.
In the distance you hear, “Shelly VI! This is not the time for attacking helpless centipedes! Gosh, you guys are already annoying the kelp out of me!”
Before they left, the cat smiled back, with the look those evil clowns have in the horror movies
*gulp* The roly-polys approach the cats and scream, “GOOD MORNING! I AM SHELL-BOB!”
The other one screams, “AND I AM SHELL-BILL! DO YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND LETTUCE!?!?”
(you notice these roly polys have incredibly powerful voices for their size).
The darkness behind says, "oh, goodness, they can talk"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
The darkness behind says, "oh, goodness, they can talk"
Shell-Bob screams, “YES, LACUS IS SURE THE TRICKSTER. ALSO, WHO ARE YOU!?”
Shell-Bill is still screaming, “WHERE IS THE LETTUCE, ILL EVEN TAKE CABBAGE AT THIS POINT!!!”
"AH"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
The darkness behind says, "oh, goodness, they can talk"
Shell-Bob screams, “YES, LACUS IS SURE THE TRICKSTER. ALSO, WHO ARE YOU!?”
Shell-Bill is still screaming, “WHERE IS THE LETTUCE, ILL EVEN TAKE CABBAGE AT THIS POINT!!!”
"AH"
*who is saying AH?*
*All of them*
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
The darkness behind says, "oh, goodness, they can talk"
Shell-Bob screams, “YES, LACUS IS SURE THE TRICKSTER. ALSO, WHO ARE YOU!?”
Shell-Bill is still screaming, “WHERE IS THE LETTUCE, ILL EVEN TAKE CABBAGE AT THIS POINT!!!”
"AH"
*who is saying AH?*
*All of them*
*ah* Shell-Bob says, “IGNORE SHELL-BILL, HE IS STUPID! WHI ARE YOU, DARK ONE!?”
Shell-Bill screams, “LETTUCE!!!”
"I need context"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
The darkness behind says, "oh, goodness, they can talk"
Shell-Bob screams, “YES, LACUS IS SURE THE TRICKSTER. ALSO, WHO ARE YOU!?”
Shell-Bill is still screaming, “WHERE IS THE LETTUCE, ILL EVEN TAKE CABBAGE AT THIS POINT!!!”
"AH"
*who is saying AH?*
*All of them*
*ah* Shell-Bob says, “IGNORE SHELL-BILL, HE IS STUPID! WHI ARE YOU, DARK ONE!?”
Shell-Bill screams, “LETTUCE!!!”
"I need context"
Shell-Bob screams, “EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT!!!”
Shell-Bob proceeds to pick up Shell-Bill and bury him under a rock.
Shell-Bob screams, “HE’LL BE FINE, WHO ARE YOU ALL AND WHY DO YOU WANT CONTEXT!!!!”
"WHAT ARE YOU???"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
The darkness behind says, "oh, goodness, they can talk"
Shell-Bob screams, “YES, LACUS IS SURE THE TRICKSTER. ALSO, WHO ARE YOU!?”
Shell-Bill is still screaming, “WHERE IS THE LETTUCE, ILL EVEN TAKE CABBAGE AT THIS POINT!!!”
"AH"
*who is saying AH?*
*All of them*
*ah* Shell-Bob says, “IGNORE SHELL-BILL, HE IS STUPID! WHI ARE YOU, DARK ONE!?”
Shell-Bill screams, “LETTUCE!!!”
"I need context"
Shell-Bob screams, “EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT!!!”
Shell-Bob proceeds to pick up Shell-Bill and bury him under a rock.
Shell-Bob screams, “HE’LL BE FINE, WHO ARE YOU ALL AND WHY DO YOU WANT CONTEXT!!!!”
"WHAT ARE YOU???"
“I AM A ROLY POLY!!! PEOPLE THINK IM AN INSECT BUT IN REALITY I AM A CRUSTACEAN!!!!”
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
The darkness behind says, "oh, goodness, they can talk"
Shell-Bob screams, “YES, LACUS IS SURE THE TRICKSTER. ALSO, WHO ARE YOU!?”
Shell-Bill is still screaming, “WHERE IS THE LETTUCE, ILL EVEN TAKE CABBAGE AT THIS POINT!!!”
"AH"
*who is saying AH?*
*All of them*
*ah* Shell-Bob says, “IGNORE SHELL-BILL, HE IS STUPID! WHI ARE YOU, DARK ONE!?”
Shell-Bill screams, “LETTUCE!!!”
"I need context"
Shell-Bob screams, “EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT!!!”
Shell-Bob proceeds to pick up Shell-Bill and bury him under a rock.
Shell-Bob screams, “HE’LL BE FINE, WHO ARE YOU ALL AND WHY DO YOU WANT CONTEXT!!!!”
"WHAT ARE YOU???"
“I AM A ROLY POLY!!! PEOPLE THINK IM AN INSECT BUT IN REALITY I AM A CRUSTACEAN!!!!”
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
“WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!?!?!?!”
"YOU"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
The darkness behind says, "oh, goodness, they can talk"
Shell-Bob screams, “YES, LACUS IS SURE THE TRICKSTER. ALSO, WHO ARE YOU!?”
Shell-Bill is still screaming, “WHERE IS THE LETTUCE, ILL EVEN TAKE CABBAGE AT THIS POINT!!!”
"AH"
*who is saying AH?*
*All of them*
*ah* Shell-Bob says, “IGNORE SHELL-BILL, HE IS STUPID! WHI ARE YOU, DARK ONE!?”
Shell-Bill screams, “LETTUCE!!!”
"I need context"
Shell-Bob screams, “EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT!!!”
Shell-Bob proceeds to pick up Shell-Bill and bury him under a rock.
Shell-Bob screams, “HE’LL BE FINE, WHO ARE YOU ALL AND WHY DO YOU WANT CONTEXT!!!!”
"WHAT ARE YOU???"
“I AM A ROLY POLY!!! PEOPLE THINK IM AN INSECT BUT IN REALITY I AM A CRUSTACEAN!!!!”
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
“WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!?!?!?!”
"YOU"
“LACUS GAVE US REALLY REALLY LARGE VOICES IM NOT EVEN TRYING TO YELL!!!!”
"THEN WHISPER"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Shell-Bob says, “Ok. I’ll try,” in a normal voice, yet it’s still a little loud for your liking.
"Yay!"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
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The darkness behind says, "oh, goodness, they can talk"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Shell-Bob screams, “YES, LACUS IS SURE THE TRICKSTER. ALSO, WHO ARE YOU!?”
Shell-Bill is still screaming, “WHERE IS THE LETTUCE, ILL EVEN TAKE CABBAGE AT THIS POINT!!!”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"AH"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*who is saying AH?*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*All of them*
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*ah*
Shell-Bob says, “IGNORE SHELL-BILL, HE IS STUPID! WHI ARE YOU, DARK ONE!?”
Shell-Bill screams, “LETTUCE!!!”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"I need context"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*uhmmmmm I’m back here ig, anyone wanna rp?*
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023
Shell-Bob screams, “EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT!!!”
Shell-Bob proceeds to pick up Shell-Bill and bury him under a rock.
Shell-Bob screams, “HE’LL BE FINE, WHO ARE YOU ALL AND WHY DO YOU WANT CONTEXT!!!!”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*if you so wish it*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"WHAT ARE YOU???"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
“I AM A ROLY POLY!!! PEOPLE THINK IM AN INSECT BUT IN REALITY I AM A CRUSTACEAN!!!!”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
“WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!?!?!?!”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"YOU"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
“LACUS GAVE US REALLY REALLY LARGE VOICES IM NOT EVEN TRYING TO YELL!!!!”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"THEN WHISPER"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Shell-Bob says, “Ok. I’ll try,” in a normal voice, yet it’s still a little loud for your liking.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"Yay!"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.