Cult of The PARTY WIZARD

What do you do…

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ANYONE GOING TO ANSWER ME ABOUT JOINING?

 Idk if it’s up to me but if it were yes you can join

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FEAST UPON MY BLESSINGS WIZARDS. FORNI AM THE LAST LACTOMANCER!!!

 you're the only Lactomancer. there have never been Lactomancers before. so actually you are the first Lactomancer

 Ok, I might have to explain the history of my homeworld but I don’t want to.

instead, one of my dearest friends wrote this account of my adventures, so read it if you want to learn a little about the true history of Lactomancy: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WTOvEBJAFGelC-i

Sorry the backstory link I posted earlier was incorrect, here ya go: 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WTOvEBJAFGelC-iFPeflFsWbHo_tesZbGJmdQTRzhUc/edit?usp=sharing

Quote from LactoniusVII >>

Quote from LactoniusVII >>

Quote from Foalin_DM_of_the_Nine_Hells >>

Quote from LactoniusVII >>

FEAST UPON MY BLESSINGS WIZARDS. FORNI AM THE LAST LACTOMANCER!!!

 you're the only Lactomancer. there have never been Lactomancers before. so actually you are the first Lactomancer

 Ok, I might have to explain the history of my homeworld but I don’t want to.

instead, one of my dearest friends wrote this account of my adventures, so read it if you want to learn a little about the true history of Lactomancy: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WTOvEBJAFGelC-i

 

Sorry the backstory link I posted earlier was incorrect, here ya go: 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WTOvEBJAFGelC-iFPeflFsWbHo_tesZbGJmdQTRzhUc/edit?usp=sharing

 You waited to long for the cake rain so a cake falls on your head… there was an anvil in it :)

Ow.

Meanwhile I also casted a spell: cake hallucinations 
everything and I mean everything looks like different types of cake

To lactonius

I didn’t even finish casting the spell, and I was aiming at the army of clay elementals approaching from the far hillside.

EDIT: they’re still approaching

Oh well as the current leader of the clay god I tell them to stop and they stop and then leave 

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Oh well as the current leader of the clay god I tell them to stop and they stop and then leave 

 yay

Then a group of bugbears jump up from the bush behind u and drag you off 

THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS APPEARS, AND SAYS THE DARKNESS CLAIMS YOU AND PULLS THE BUGBEARS AND LACTONIUSVII INTO THE VOID

dang it I hate being pulled into the void.

where’s Merlin when I need him? Look at this blasphemy! They’re attacking me!

ACTUALY NO. A: HE NEVER SAID YOU WERE TRAPPED THERE. B: THE VOID IS THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS HOME, SO HES BASICALY BRINGING YOU TO HIS HOUSE

oh nice, can I have a cup of milk please

HE GIVES YOU A CUP OF MILK. AND USES MAGIC TO TURN THE BUGBEARS INTO MEATBALLS

ok I dip the meatballs in the milk like cookies and eat them.

THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS SAYS FEEL FREE TO LEAVE IF YOU WANT, JUST LET ME KNOW, THEN HANDS YOU A PAPER THAT CAN SUMMON HIM TO ASSIST YOU ONE TIME

Thanks for the paper, is it ok if a stay for a little bit? I’m tired of all this “purging” and “culting” and “milking”

HE AGREED