Order of The Lactites (cult thread)

#41 Feb 1, 2026
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BOOM!

see? that's a globule!

A blob at best…

fine.... let me show you my true power...

KABLAMOO!!!!!

that is a globule if i ever saw one

Yes! A bonafide cream globule! Well done!

Ok, how are your Lactic Resurrection abilities?

i dunno... i haven't been taught about those yet...

Ok…so we’re gonna take this dead cow

*plops dead cow on ground*

Grasp this milky chalice

*gives milky chalice*

And now start uttering arcane dairy words with your hand on the cow, 98.5% chance of success.

*takes milky chalice, puts hand on cow*

γάλα! Melk! süd! nIm!

*cow explodes*
Yeah I had the same problem too back when I was young.

*casts True Lactic Restoration, cow becomes whole but dead again*

Try again, but feel the cows dead body even harder, pronounce your “o” harder, and stribble(?) your chalice faster.

*follows instructions and concentrates REALLY hard*

γάλα! Melk! süd! nIm! شیر! mleko!

*cow turns into a living snail*
Close, but no cigar.

im a minor, i dont smoke, so thats fine with me

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#42 Feb 14, 2026
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BOOM!

see? that's a globule!

A blob at best…

fine.... let me show you my true power...

KABLAMOO!!!!!

that is a globule if i ever saw one

Yes! A bonafide cream globule! Well done!

Ok, how are your Lactic Resurrection abilities?

i dunno... i haven't been taught about those yet...

Ok…so we’re gonna take this dead cow

*plops dead cow on ground*

Grasp this milky chalice

*gives milky chalice*

And now start uttering arcane dairy words with your hand on the cow, 98.5% chance of success.

*takes milky chalice, puts hand on cow*

γάλα! Melk! süd! nIm!

*cow explodes*
Yeah I had the same problem too back when I was young.

*casts True Lactic Restoration, cow becomes whole but dead again*

Try again, but feel the cows dead body even harder, pronounce your “o” harder, and stribble(?) your chalice faster.

*follows instructions and concentrates REALLY hard*

γάλα! Melk! süd! nIm! شیر! mleko!

*cow turns into a living snail*
Close, but no cigar.

im a minor, i dont smoke, so thats fine with me

It’s a figure of speech, try again

*i reset the cow*

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…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
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