i dunno... i haven't been taught about those yet...
Ok…so we’re gonna take this dead cow
*plops dead cow on ground*
Grasp this milky chalice
*gives milky chalice*
And now start uttering arcane dairy words with your hand on the cow, 98.5% chance of success.
*takes milky chalice, puts hand on cow*
γάλα! Melk! süd! nIm!
*cow explodes* Yeah I had the same problem too back when I was young.
*casts True Lactic Restoration, cow becomes whole but dead again*
Try again, but feel the cows dead body even harder, pronounce your “o” harder, and stribble(?) your chalice faster.
*follows instructions and concentrates REALLY hard*
γάλα! Melk! süd! nIm! شیر! mleko!
*cow turns into a living snail* Close, but no cigar.
im a minor, i dont smoke, so thats fine with me
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
im a minor, i dont smoke, so thats fine with me
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
It’s a figure of speech, try again
*i reset the cow*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!