Cult War: Sordida VS Jeff + some other cults

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Hey guys, nice work in the battle, so I accidentally made an absolutely broken subclass for Monk and I was wondering if all of you  could take me on. With your best characters.

 Lactonius, I think we discovered what happened already

*Fires eldritch blast*

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Wow, uh I think this is actually the first time we've lost a war. Or maybe we've just lost the battle, and the war has just begun...

 JEFF NEVER LOSES!

Although I think we should make Tana do some trials, since she kinda won the war for Sordida…

 Yeah! Trials!

 Can I be spared for praising jeff the second most? after gibber

You have to do 6 trials instead of 12

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You have to do 6 trials instead of 12

 Shouldn't praising jeff over four hundred times count for something? 

Yes. You have to do half the amount of trials! That’s the reward.

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Yes. You have to do half the amount of trials! That’s the reward.

 I shall await gibber for an answer

That’s fair. Just a suggestion

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Hey guys, nice work in the battle, so I accidentally made an absolutely broken subclass for Monk and I was wondering if all of you  could take me on. With your best characters.

 Lactonius, I think we discovered what happened already

*Fires eldritch blast*

 can’t tatrget me if I’m 5,300 feet away right?

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Hey guys, nice work in the battle, so I accidentally made an absolutely broken subclass for Monk and I was wondering if all of you  could take me on. With your best characters.

 Lactonius, I think we discovered what happened already

*Fires eldritch blast*

 can’t tatrget me if I’m 5,300 feet away right?

 Are you sure about that?

Let's see: Haste, boots of speed, base 45 speed, so that's 45 x 2, 90 x 2, 180, free dash, 360, eldritch blast, 600 ft cuz I have the invo and feat, and I can double it again for 1200 (Metamagic feat.) That's 1560 ft. And I can use each eldritch to bring you 10 ft, close, and reduce your base speed by 10 until my next turn. Assuming you are dashing and using an extra feature, that's -40 ft. And you're ten ft. closer; so right, considering you probably start 30 feet away, and I move you ten closer, that's -20 to your speed. 5,280 divided by two, that 2640. And yeah, I don't hit you with that range, but if I do a good set up, it'll be enough, and that does mean I can use the eldritch blast second turn, and than again on third, even if you escape on the third turn. 

And I can cast a few teleportation spells and stuff.

I am built for this.

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Let's see: Haste, boots of speed, base 45 speed, so that's 45 x 2, 90 x 2, 180, free dash, 360, eldritch blast, 600 ft cuz I have the invo and feat, and I can double it again for 1200 (Metamagic feat.) That's 1560 ft. And I can use each eldritch to bring you 10 ft, close, and reduce your base speed by 10 until my next turn. Assuming you are dashing and using an extra feature, that's -40 ft. And you're ten ft. closer; so right, considering you probably start 30 feet away, and I move you ten closer, that's -20 to your speed. 5,280 divided by two, that 2640. And yeah, I don't hit you with that range, but if I do a good set up, it'll be enough, and that does mean I can use the eldritch blast second turn, and than again on third, even if you escape on the third turn. 

And I can cast a few teleportation spells and stuff.

 

I am built for this.

 What is this for?

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Let's see: Haste, boots of speed, base 45 speed, so that's 45 x 2, 90 x 2, 180, free dash, 360, eldritch blast, 600 ft cuz I have the invo and feat, and I can double it again for 1200 (Metamagic feat.) That's 1560 ft. And I can use each eldritch to bring you 10 ft, close, and reduce your base speed by 10 until my next turn. Assuming you are dashing and using an extra feature, that's -40 ft. And you're ten ft. closer; so right, considering you probably start 30 feet away, and I move you ten closer, that's -20 to your speed. 5,280 divided by two, that 2640. And yeah, I don't hit you with that range, but if I do a good set up, it'll be enough, and that does mean I can use the eldritch blast second turn, and than again on third, even if you escape on the third turn. 

And I can cast a few teleportation spells and stuff.

 

I am built for this.

 What is this for?

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Hey guys, nice work in the battle, so I accidentally made an absolutely broken subclass for Monk and I was wondering if all of you  could take me on. With your best characters.

 Lactonius, I think we discovered what happened already

*Fires eldritch blast*

 can’t tatrget me if I’m 5,300 feet away right?

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Let's see: Haste, boots of speed, base 45 speed, so that's 45 x 2, 90 x 2, 180, free dash, 360, eldritch blast, 600 ft cuz I have the invo and feat, and I can double it again for 1200 (Metamagic feat.) That's 1560 ft. And I can use each eldritch to bring you 10 ft, close, and reduce your base speed by 10 until my next turn. Assuming you are dashing and using an extra feature, that's -40 ft. And you're ten ft. closer; so right, considering you probably start 30 feet away, and I move you ten closer, that's -20 to your speed. 5,280 divided by two, that 2640. And yeah, I don't hit you with that range, but if I do a good set up, it'll be enough, and that does mean I can use the eldritch blast second turn, and than again on third, even if you escape on the third turn. 

And I can cast a few teleportation spells and stuff.

 

I am built for this.

 What is this for?

 

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Hey guys, nice work in the battle, so I accidentally made an absolutely broken subclass for Monk and I was wondering if all of you  could take me on. With your best characters.

 Lactonius, I think we discovered what happened already

*Fires eldritch blast*

 can’t tatrget me if I’m 5,300 feet away right?

 

 Oh, yeah, other ways to improve on that build

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Let's see: Haste, boots of speed, base 45 speed, so that's 45 x 2, 90 x 2, 180, free dash, 360, eldritch blast, 600 ft cuz I have the invo and feat, and I can double it again for 1200 (Metamagic feat.) That's 1560 ft. And I can use each eldritch to bring you 10 ft, close, and reduce your base speed by 10 until my next turn. Assuming you are dashing and using an extra feature, that's -40 ft. And you're ten ft. closer; so right, considering you probably start 30 feet away, and I move you ten closer, that's -20 to your speed. 5,280 divided by two, that 2640. And yeah, I don't hit you with that range, but if I do a good set up, it'll be enough, and that does mean I can use the eldritch blast second turn, and than again on third, even if you escape on the third turn. 

And I can cast a few teleportation spells and stuff.

 

I am built for this.

 What is this for?

 

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Quote from LactoniusVII >>

Hey guys, nice work in the battle, so I accidentally made an absolutely broken subclass for Monk and I was wondering if all of you  could take me on. With your best characters.

 Lactonius, I think we discovered what happened already

*Fires eldritch blast*

 can’t tatrget me if I’m 5,300 feet away right?

 

 Oh, yeah, other ways to improve on that build

 I have a certain few trapping spells, however most are wis saves, but one is a cha save, and you just can't leave it unless you cast a spell and succeed on the save again, and it's not concentration; so that would remove any dashing. 

Also why did I divide by 2 originally? 

So what r ur ideas?

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Let's see: Haste, boots of speed, base 45 speed, so that's 45 x 2, 90 x 2, 180, free dash, 360, eldritch blast, 600 ft cuz I have the invo and feat, and I can double it again for 1200 (Metamagic feat.) That's 1560 ft. And I can use each eldritch to bring you 10 ft, close, and reduce your base speed by 10 until my next turn. Assuming you are dashing and using an extra feature, that's -40 ft. And you're ten ft. closer; so right, considering you probably start 30 feet away, and I move you ten closer, that's -20 to your speed. 5,280 divided by two, that 2640. And yeah, I don't hit you with that range, but if I do a good set up, it'll be enough, and that does mean I can use the eldritch blast second turn, and than again on third, even if you escape on the third turn. 

And I can cast a few teleportation spells and stuff.

 

I am built for this.

 What is this for?

 

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Quote from LactoniusVII >>

Hey guys, nice work in the battle, so I accidentally made an absolutely broken subclass for Monk and I was wondering if all of you  could take me on. With your best characters.

 Lactonius, I think we discovered what happened already

*Fires eldritch blast*

 can’t tatrget me if I’m 5,300 feet away right?

 

 Oh, yeah, other ways to improve on that build

 I have a certain few trapping spells, however most are wis saves, but one is a cha save, and you just can't leave it unless you cast a spell and succeed on the save again, and it's not concentration; so that would remove any dashing. 

Also why did I divide by 2 originally? 

So what r ur ideas?

 I don't have any, I would have to do some research on magic items