Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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“WHAT! You egg!”
*stabbing child*
“Young fry of treachery!”
— some random murderer from Macbeth.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
"Hey, why is that light blinking?"
"Don't worry about it. Nine times out of ten, no problem."
"What happens on the tenth time?"
"Problem."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something witty and hilarious here, but I couldn't think of anything memorable, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
Drum Major: “Is there anybody who wants to be junior drum major next year?”
Me: *only one who raises hand*
Drum Major: “Really!?”
Me: “…y-yeah?”
Trumpet Player: “WHAT! He’s gonna make band class a communist soceity!”
Me: “Nah, I was thinking so eager along the ‘Fascism’ lines…”
Everybody: “…WHAT!”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
"I've been training like a Pavlov dog
Let my independence out to take a hike
All you got to do is activate my bell
And I'll fetch you anything you like..."
Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
PM me if you want to talk, I'm often online.
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
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“Bring the change”
“I will rearrange your face in five seconds”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
"Oh, you're approaching me?"
"I can't beat the sh** out of you without getting closer."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something witty and hilarious here, but I couldn't think of anything memorable, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
“The Warlock is entitled to the usage of lethal force, non-lethal force, lethal non-force, and non-lethal non-force against mortal souls, not-mortal souls, mortal not-souls, and not-mortal not-souls for the specified duration of the Pact.”
—Clause 1, Section 3 of the Pact of Ilsensine.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Don’t come one step closer
takes 9 arrows in the chest in 6seconds