"so DM, I know we were supposed to clear this manor out and return the keys... BUT it would make a really cool base, it's got a batcave and everything" -one of my fellow players a few sessions ago in Lost Mine of Phandelver
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I SUMMON THE WALL OF INFORMATIONAL TEXT
WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY (OR BASIL) AND I'M A CHILL (BUT SARCASTIC) DND PLAYER
THINGS IM INTERESTED IN ARE MARVEL COMICS (OTHER COMICS BUT MOSTLY MARVEL), STAR WARS, LEGO AND DND (DUH)
FAVOURITE MARVEL CHARACTERS ARE SPIDER-MAN, MOON KNIGHT, DEADPOOL, HAWKEYE, CAPTAIN AMERICA, JEFF THE LANDSHARK AMONG OTHERS THAT WON'T FIT
ARTIST SOMETIMES AND A HISTORY FAN (LIKE 1900S HISTORY NOT ANCIENT)
"I really hate those treehuggers" -My dnd character who was racist to elves (because of backstory trauma that i thought was so tuff) when we started in an elven village
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I SUMMON THE WALL OF INFORMATIONAL TEXT
WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY (OR BASIL) AND I'M A CHILL (BUT SARCASTIC) DND PLAYER
THINGS IM INTERESTED IN ARE MARVEL COMICS (OTHER COMICS BUT MOSTLY MARVEL), STAR WARS, LEGO AND DND (DUH)
FAVOURITE MARVEL CHARACTERS ARE SPIDER-MAN, MOON KNIGHT, DEADPOOL, HAWKEYE, CAPTAIN AMERICA, JEFF THE LANDSHARK AMONG OTHERS THAT WON'T FIT
ARTIST SOMETIMES AND A HISTORY FAN (LIKE 1900S HISTORY NOT ANCIENT)
"as you kill the 2 mutant clown rats, one of them drops a rat sized wallet, and inside is a picture of their 2 mutant clown rat children, that you've now left orphaned" -My DM to me in my first ever campaign back in 2021 (this is now a recurring joke that gets referenced every campaign)
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I SUMMON THE WALL OF INFORMATIONAL TEXT
WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY (OR BASIL) AND I'M A CHILL (BUT SARCASTIC) DND PLAYER
THINGS IM INTERESTED IN ARE MARVEL COMICS (OTHER COMICS BUT MOSTLY MARVEL), STAR WARS, LEGO AND DND (DUH)
FAVOURITE MARVEL CHARACTERS ARE SPIDER-MAN, MOON KNIGHT, DEADPOOL, HAWKEYE, CAPTAIN AMERICA, JEFF THE LANDSHARK AMONG OTHERS THAT WON'T FIT
ARTIST SOMETIMES AND A HISTORY FAN (LIKE 1900S HISTORY NOT ANCIENT)
"Sigh... okay fine you can name the dragon Greg and keep him as a pet" -The DM who's boss was just turned into a pet for the party thanks to several consecutive nat 20's
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I SUMMON THE WALL OF INFORMATIONAL TEXT
WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY (OR BASIL) AND I'M A CHILL (BUT SARCASTIC) DND PLAYER
THINGS IM INTERESTED IN ARE MARVEL COMICS (OTHER COMICS BUT MOSTLY MARVEL), STAR WARS, LEGO AND DND (DUH)
FAVOURITE MARVEL CHARACTERS ARE SPIDER-MAN, MOON KNIGHT, DEADPOOL, HAWKEYE, CAPTAIN AMERICA, JEFF THE LANDSHARK AMONG OTHERS THAT WON'T FIT
ARTIST SOMETIMES AND A HISTORY FAN (LIKE 1900S HISTORY NOT ANCIENT)
"Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water." Translated to Esperanto: "Jack kaj Jill supreniris monteton por alporti sitelon da akvo." Translated to German: "Jack und Jill gingen einen Hügel hinauf, um einen Eimer Wasser zu holen." Translated to Japanese: "ジャックとジルはバケツの水を汲むために丘を登りました。." Translated to Russian: "Джек и Джилл поднялись на холм, чтобы набрать ведра воды." Translated to Hiligaynon: "Si Jack kag si Jill nagsaka sa bungyod agod magkuha sing mga balde sang tubi." Translated to Hebrew: "ג'ק וג'יל עלו לגבעה כדי להביא דליי מים." Translated to Polish: "Jack i Jill poszli na wzgórze, aby nabrać wiader wody." Translated to Chinese (Traditional): "傑克和吉爾上山去打水。" Translated back to English: "Jack and Jill went up the mountain to fetch water."
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------|
"Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water." Translated to Esperanto: "Jack kaj Jill supreniris monteton por alporti sitelon da akvo." Translated to German: "Jack und Jill gingen einen Hügel hinauf, um einen Eimer Wasser zu holen." Translated to Japanese: "ジャックとジルはバケツの水を汲むために丘を登りました。." Translated to Russian: "Джек и Джилл поднялись на холм, чтобы набрать ведра воды." Translated to Hiligaynon: "Si Jack kag si Jill nagsaka sa bungyod agod magkuha sing mga balde sang tubi." Translated to Hebrew: "ג'ק וג'יל עלו לגבעה כדי להביא דליי מים." Translated to Polish: "Jack i Jill poszli na wzgórze, aby nabrać wiader wody." Translated to Chinese (Traditional): "傑克和吉爾上山去打水。" Translated back to English: "Jack and Jill went up the mountain to fetch water."
Please tell me you don’t actually know all those languages…
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
We just raided a mob hideout that was hidden under a public toilet (long story don't ask)
"so as we step out the door can I pull out my lute and start playing all star by smash mouth" -Me
"sure (I roll an 18) ... okay so as you walk out playing your lute you walk past an ogre who starts humming your song as he passes" -DM
and that's the story of how I created shrek in a pirate themed dnd campaign
I SUMMON THE WALL OF INFORMATIONAL TEXT
WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY (OR BASIL) AND I'M A CHILL (BUT SARCASTIC) DND PLAYER
THINGS IM INTERESTED IN ARE MARVEL COMICS (OTHER COMICS BUT MOSTLY MARVEL), STAR WARS, LEGO AND DND (DUH)
FAVOURITE MARVEL CHARACTERS ARE SPIDER-MAN, MOON KNIGHT, DEADPOOL, HAWKEYE, CAPTAIN AMERICA, JEFF THE LANDSHARK AMONG OTHERS THAT WON'T FIT
ARTIST SOMETIMES AND A HISTORY FAN (LIKE 1900S HISTORY NOT ANCIENT)
I PLAY A FEW VIDEO GAMES BUT MOSTLY MARVEL RIVALS
"Balor's are NOT MEANT TO BE FOUGHT AT LEVEL 4?????"
-Me
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
hey that happened to one of my friends once
ANYWAYS
"so DM, I know we were supposed to clear this manor out and return the keys... BUT it would make a really cool base, it's got a batcave and everything" -one of my fellow players a few sessions ago in Lost Mine of Phandelver
I SUMMON THE WALL OF INFORMATIONAL TEXT
WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY (OR BASIL) AND I'M A CHILL (BUT SARCASTIC) DND PLAYER
THINGS IM INTERESTED IN ARE MARVEL COMICS (OTHER COMICS BUT MOSTLY MARVEL), STAR WARS, LEGO AND DND (DUH)
FAVOURITE MARVEL CHARACTERS ARE SPIDER-MAN, MOON KNIGHT, DEADPOOL, HAWKEYE, CAPTAIN AMERICA, JEFF THE LANDSHARK AMONG OTHERS THAT WON'T FIT
ARTIST SOMETIMES AND A HISTORY FAN (LIKE 1900S HISTORY NOT ANCIENT)
I PLAY A FEW VIDEO GAMES BUT MOSTLY MARVEL RIVALS
"I EAT URANIUM"
No context needed
One of my players
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"I really hate those treehuggers" -My dnd character who was racist to elves (because of backstory trauma that i thought was so tuff) when we started in an elven village
I SUMMON THE WALL OF INFORMATIONAL TEXT
WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY (OR BASIL) AND I'M A CHILL (BUT SARCASTIC) DND PLAYER
THINGS IM INTERESTED IN ARE MARVEL COMICS (OTHER COMICS BUT MOSTLY MARVEL), STAR WARS, LEGO AND DND (DUH)
FAVOURITE MARVEL CHARACTERS ARE SPIDER-MAN, MOON KNIGHT, DEADPOOL, HAWKEYE, CAPTAIN AMERICA, JEFF THE LANDSHARK AMONG OTHERS THAT WON'T FIT
ARTIST SOMETIMES AND A HISTORY FAN (LIKE 1900S HISTORY NOT ANCIENT)
I PLAY A FEW VIDEO GAMES BUT MOSTLY MARVEL RIVALS
me playing a paladin in a hiest
"I'm starting to regret that decision."
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"as you kill the 2 mutant clown rats, one of them drops a rat sized wallet, and inside is a picture of their 2 mutant clown rat children, that you've now left orphaned" -My DM to me in my first ever campaign back in 2021 (this is now a recurring joke that gets referenced every campaign)
I SUMMON THE WALL OF INFORMATIONAL TEXT
WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY (OR BASIL) AND I'M A CHILL (BUT SARCASTIC) DND PLAYER
THINGS IM INTERESTED IN ARE MARVEL COMICS (OTHER COMICS BUT MOSTLY MARVEL), STAR WARS, LEGO AND DND (DUH)
FAVOURITE MARVEL CHARACTERS ARE SPIDER-MAN, MOON KNIGHT, DEADPOOL, HAWKEYE, CAPTAIN AMERICA, JEFF THE LANDSHARK AMONG OTHERS THAT WON'T FIT
ARTIST SOMETIMES AND A HISTORY FAN (LIKE 1900S HISTORY NOT ANCIENT)
I PLAY A FEW VIDEO GAMES BUT MOSTLY MARVEL RIVALS
Party member one: "You killed the children, good job!"
Party member two "I killed them, what should we do now?"
DM "I don't think that's up to you, I think that's up to the mother."
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"Can I try and seduce the bard?" -The Ranger
"No you can't" -The DM
"Now let's not be to quick to say no" -The Bard
(Both the ranger and bard were straight guys and still are)
I SUMMON THE WALL OF INFORMATIONAL TEXT
WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY (OR BASIL) AND I'M A CHILL (BUT SARCASTIC) DND PLAYER
THINGS IM INTERESTED IN ARE MARVEL COMICS (OTHER COMICS BUT MOSTLY MARVEL), STAR WARS, LEGO AND DND (DUH)
FAVOURITE MARVEL CHARACTERS ARE SPIDER-MAN, MOON KNIGHT, DEADPOOL, HAWKEYE, CAPTAIN AMERICA, JEFF THE LANDSHARK AMONG OTHERS THAT WON'T FIT
ARTIST SOMETIMES AND A HISTORY FAN (LIKE 1900S HISTORY NOT ANCIENT)
I PLAY A FEW VIDEO GAMES BUT MOSTLY MARVEL RIVALS
"I ROLL TO SEDUCE THE PIRATE"
DM "Should I roll to see if the pirate is gay or not?"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"DM can I yell fear magneto and start hovering ominously" -player who just picked up a boulder to throw at a shopkeeper
"NO!" -DM who did not want us killing an important npc
I SUMMON THE WALL OF INFORMATIONAL TEXT
WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY (OR BASIL) AND I'M A CHILL (BUT SARCASTIC) DND PLAYER
THINGS IM INTERESTED IN ARE MARVEL COMICS (OTHER COMICS BUT MOSTLY MARVEL), STAR WARS, LEGO AND DND (DUH)
FAVOURITE MARVEL CHARACTERS ARE SPIDER-MAN, MOON KNIGHT, DEADPOOL, HAWKEYE, CAPTAIN AMERICA, JEFF THE LANDSHARK AMONG OTHERS THAT WON'T FIT
ARTIST SOMETIMES AND A HISTORY FAN (LIKE 1900S HISTORY NOT ANCIENT)
I PLAY A FEW VIDEO GAMES BUT MOSTLY MARVEL RIVALS
"You know that shopkeeper you tried to rob, WAS BAHAMUT, AND I TOLD YOU THAT, DID YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WERE DOING????????"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"Sigh... okay fine you can name the dragon Greg and keep him as a pet" -The DM who's boss was just turned into a pet for the party thanks to several consecutive nat 20's
I SUMMON THE WALL OF INFORMATIONAL TEXT
WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY (OR BASIL) AND I'M A CHILL (BUT SARCASTIC) DND PLAYER
THINGS IM INTERESTED IN ARE MARVEL COMICS (OTHER COMICS BUT MOSTLY MARVEL), STAR WARS, LEGO AND DND (DUH)
FAVOURITE MARVEL CHARACTERS ARE SPIDER-MAN, MOON KNIGHT, DEADPOOL, HAWKEYE, CAPTAIN AMERICA, JEFF THE LANDSHARK AMONG OTHERS THAT WON'T FIT
ARTIST SOMETIMES AND A HISTORY FAN (LIKE 1900S HISTORY NOT ANCIENT)
I PLAY A FEW VIDEO GAMES BUT MOSTLY MARVEL RIVALS
"No, no seducing the BEGG"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"Your Dnd characters are starting to sound very familiar... you sure theyre original?" -DM
"Pretty sure they're original" -Player 1: Sir Spectacular - body is made of rubber and can be stretched at will
"No clue what you mean" -Player 2: Transparent Girl - can turn invisible at will
"You're crazy" -Player 3: The Rock - a sentient boulder
"the spectacular squad took us so long to come up with, I'm offended" -Me: The Human Ember - can control fire and fly
me and my friends when we played the fantastic four one time to see if the DM would notice
I SUMMON THE WALL OF INFORMATIONAL TEXT
WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY (OR BASIL) AND I'M A CHILL (BUT SARCASTIC) DND PLAYER
THINGS IM INTERESTED IN ARE MARVEL COMICS (OTHER COMICS BUT MOSTLY MARVEL), STAR WARS, LEGO AND DND (DUH)
FAVOURITE MARVEL CHARACTERS ARE SPIDER-MAN, MOON KNIGHT, DEADPOOL, HAWKEYE, CAPTAIN AMERICA, JEFF THE LANDSHARK AMONG OTHERS THAT WON'T FIT
ARTIST SOMETIMES AND A HISTORY FAN (LIKE 1900S HISTORY NOT ANCIENT)
I PLAY A FEW VIDEO GAMES BUT MOSTLY MARVEL RIVALS
"I don't believe yall"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
when he realised he told us to just make new characters
he found out when I accidentally said flame on
I SUMMON THE WALL OF INFORMATIONAL TEXT
WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY (OR BASIL) AND I'M A CHILL (BUT SARCASTIC) DND PLAYER
THINGS IM INTERESTED IN ARE MARVEL COMICS (OTHER COMICS BUT MOSTLY MARVEL), STAR WARS, LEGO AND DND (DUH)
FAVOURITE MARVEL CHARACTERS ARE SPIDER-MAN, MOON KNIGHT, DEADPOOL, HAWKEYE, CAPTAIN AMERICA, JEFF THE LANDSHARK AMONG OTHERS THAT WON'T FIT
ARTIST SOMETIMES AND A HISTORY FAN (LIKE 1900S HISTORY NOT ANCIENT)
I PLAY A FEW VIDEO GAMES BUT MOSTLY MARVEL RIVALS
"Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water."
Translated to Esperanto:
"Jack kaj Jill supreniris monteton por alporti sitelon da akvo."
Translated to German:
"Jack und Jill gingen einen Hügel hinauf, um einen Eimer Wasser zu holen."
Translated to Japanese:
"ジャックとジルはバケツの水を汲むために丘を登りました。."
Translated to Russian:
"Джек и Джилл поднялись на холм, чтобы набрать ведра воды."
Translated to Hiligaynon:
"Si Jack kag si Jill nagsaka sa bungyod agod magkuha sing mga balde sang tubi."
Translated to Hebrew:
"ג'ק וג'יל עלו לגבעה כדי להביא דליי מים."
Translated to Polish:
"Jack i Jill poszli na wzgórze, aby nabrać wiader wody."
Translated to Chinese (Traditional):
"傑克和吉爾上山去打水。"
Translated back to English:
"Jack and Jill went up the mountain to fetch water."
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
"YAR MATEY"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Please tell me you don’t actually know all those languages…
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3