This is where we praise our Hero; Providence, Defender of the Enervated. We also praise all worms here. I was bored and decided worms needed a cult.
Since every cult needs rankings, here they are:
The Hero (1): Providence, Defender of the Enervated.(This being is our Savior. He is the one who protects us from the spiteful influence of the Moon. He is a god and therefore has no stat block [yet]).
The Gilded Worms (2): Vermis, the Reminder. Rhomox, the Memory. (These are the worms that helped Providence banish Mithras to the moon in the War of 2019. They use their respective stat blocks).
Worms (∞): All worms. (Since worms are the supreme beings of the universe, they instantly are treated better than the Colossi and other Mortals. They use whatever stat block they use).
The Gilded Titan: Aurelionite. (This being was created from pure gold by Providence to act as a symbol of purity for the cult. She was banished by Mithras but was rescued by our Gilded Elder and is returning to the Temple of the Elders to celebrate. She uses the Aurelionite stat block).
Gilded Elders (3): LactoniusVII. (These mortals were elders who received either Aurelionite’s Blessing or Providence’s Blessing. These are the mortal rulers of the cult and preside over the creation of Colossi. They use a Level 20 Cleric (Gilded/Life/Light Domain) character sheet).
Gilded Colossi (3): (The supreme military leaders, they were Colossi that were blessed by Aurelionite, and are now basically her children. They use the Colossus stat block).
Elders (9): (These beings are the secondary rulers of the cult who haven’t received their divine blessing yet. They use a Level 10 Cleric (Gilded/Life/Light Domain) character sheet).
Colossi (9): (These beings are regular mortals who bonded themselves with a Stone Golem to become one being. They serve as shock troops and heavy laborers. They use the Stone Golem stat block).
Lemurians (∞): Lemmy, Timmy, Remy, Bremmy, Klemmy, etc. (These are the regular cultists of the group, the original Lemurians rescued by Providence are listed above. They use a Level 3 Cleric (Gilded/Life/Light Domain) character sheet).
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I never said that. I said I would spit it at the earth.
You underestimate my range.
That’s still the wrong planet, pal.
There are many cults on earth. This may not be one of them, but that hardly matters in the grand scale of things.
I wonder if Mithras eats humans? Actually, that's rather irrelevant. The impact would likely destroy every cult on the planet either way.
Mithras doesn’t eat humans. And yes, all cults ON EARTH would be destroyed. But Providence is protecting OUR planet.
Both facts are irrelevant to my goals. There are a variety of ways to destroy your planet, but that is not my intent.
Good day, Lactonius.
YOU CANT DESTROY OUR PLANET DINGUS!
If the forces of the Void can’t, then your pathetic “crusade” can’t. If the forces of the Red Planet can’t, then your pathetic “crusade” can’t. The forces of the Moon can’t, and therefore, YOU CAN’T!
Both facts are irrelevant to my goals. There are a variety of ways to destroy your planet, but that is not my intent.
Good day, Lactonius.
YOU CANT DESTROY OUR PLANET DINGUS!
If the forces of the Void can’t, then your pathetic “crusade” can’t. If the forces of the Red Planet can’t, then your pathetic “crusade” can’t. The forces of the Moon can’t, and therefore, YOU CAN’T!
You assume that the Crusade is a singular force with a singular set of tactics or abilities.
Regardless, the Void and the Red Planet didn't exactly go down in history for their might. I don't even know what they are.
I will do what I want, when I want, and however I want.
I do not have any interest in destroying your planet, and for your sake, I would keep it that way.
Both facts are irrelevant to my goals. There are a variety of ways to destroy your planet, but that is not my intent.
Good day, Lactonius.
YOU CANT DESTROY OUR PLANET DINGUS!
If the forces of the Void can’t, then your pathetic “crusade” can’t. If the forces of the Red Planet can’t, then your pathetic “crusade” can’t. The forces of the Moon can’t, and therefore, YOU CAN’T!
You assume that the Crusade is a singular force with a singular set of tactics or abilities.
Regardless, the Void and the Red Planet didn't exactly go down in history for their might. I don't even know what they are.
I will do what I want, when I want, and however I want.
I do not have any interest in destroying your planet, and for your sake, I would keep it that way.
…you speak in contradictions.
I assume the Crusade cares not for the people of the cult, the people that the Hero saved from extinction, but that the Crusade cares for the elimination of these people because they allied themselves with a “cult?” A cult that doesn’t partake in violence or any of the other activities of the other cults, but a cult that protects others, acts as a bulwark for the weak.
Both facts are irrelevant to my goals. There are a variety of ways to destroy your planet, but that is not my intent.
Good day, Lactonius.
YOU CANT DESTROY OUR PLANET DINGUS!
If the forces of the Void can’t, then your pathetic “crusade” can’t. If the forces of the Red Planet can’t, then your pathetic “crusade” can’t. The forces of the Moon can’t, and therefore, YOU CAN’T!
You assume that the Crusade is a singular force with a singular set of tactics or abilities.
Regardless, the Void and the Red Planet didn't exactly go down in history for their might. I don't even know what they are.
I will do what I want, when I want, and however I want.
I do not have any interest in destroying your planet, and for your sake, I would keep it that way.
…you speak in contradictions.
I assume the Crusade cares not for the people of the cult, the people that the Hero saved from extinction, but that the Crusade cares for the elimination of these people because they allied themselves with a “cult?” A cult that doesn’t partake in violence or any of the other activities of the other cults, but a cult that protects others, acts as a bulwark for the weak.
Nothing about your cause is noble…remember that.
I am not interested in nobility.
I am not interested in the elimination of people allied with cults.
The cult itself is not what you seek to destroy, but the chance of barbaric and unnecessary violence through wars?
In a sense.
Really, cults are a minor annoyance, all things considered.
Cult wars, however, are a nuisance. Truly bothersome.
Children should be kind to each other, not squabble over non-conflicting ideals. An argument is fine, so long as both sides are willing to concede should they be wrong. But if it escalates beyond that, I will be forced to step in.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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This is where we praise our Hero; Providence, Defender of the Enervated. We also praise all worms here. I was bored and decided worms needed a cult.
Since every cult needs rankings, here they are:
The Hero (1): Providence, Defender of the Enervated.(This being is our Savior. He is the one who protects us from the spiteful influence of the Moon. He is a god and therefore has no stat block [yet]).
The Gilded Worms (2): Vermis, the Reminder. Rhomox, the Memory.
(These are the worms that helped Providence banish Mithras to the moon in the War of 2019. They use their respective stat blocks).
Worms (∞): All worms.
(Since worms are the supreme beings of the universe, they instantly are treated better than the Colossi and other Mortals. They use whatever stat block they use).
The Gilded Titan: Aurelionite.
(This being was created from pure gold by Providence to act as a symbol of purity for the cult. She was banished by Mithras but was rescued by our Gilded Elder and is returning to the Temple of the Elders to celebrate. She uses the Aurelionite stat block).
Gilded Elders (3): LactoniusVII.
(These mortals were elders who received either Aurelionite’s Blessing or Providence’s Blessing. These are the mortal rulers of the cult and preside over the creation of Colossi. They use a Level 20 Cleric (Gilded/Life/Light Domain) character sheet).
Gilded Colossi (3):
(The supreme military leaders, they were Colossi that were blessed by Aurelionite, and are now basically her children. They use the Colossus stat block).
Elders (9):
(These beings are the secondary rulers of the cult who haven’t received their divine blessing yet. They use a Level 10 Cleric (Gilded/Life/Light Domain) character sheet).
Colossi (9):
(These beings are regular mortals who bonded themselves with a Stone Golem to become one being. They serve as shock troops and heavy laborers. They use the Stone Golem stat block).
Lemurians (∞): Lemmy, Timmy, Remy, Bremmy, Klemmy, etc.
(These are the regular cultists of the group, the original Lemurians rescued by Providence are listed above. They use a Level 3 Cleric (Gilded/Life/Light Domain) character sheet).
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Can I be the highest rank available?
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
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That would be Gilded Elder…you must prove yourself in a test of knowledge and wisdom…should you fail?
…our cleaning crews will complain greatly.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*Slides a worm trap out my front door*
I will put your gods in my compost pile.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*I don’t think you have worm traps big enough*
Good luck with that!
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
The trap was a distraction.
I have already relocated the moon to my mouth. It is very dusty and poisonous, like some moths.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
…you ate the domain of Mithras? I applaud you!
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
I have not eaten. I am merely holding it there, and will spit it out at the earth should another cult war begin.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
…ah I see. So you have captured the moon of earth? That’s the wrong moon, pal.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
I never said that. I said I would spit it at the earth.
You underestimate my range.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
That’s still the wrong planet, pal.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
There are many cults on earth. This may not be one of them, but that hardly matters in the grand scale of things.
I wonder if Mithras eats humans? Actually, that's rather irrelevant. The impact would likely destroy every cult on the planet either way.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Mithras doesn’t eat humans. And yes, all cults ON EARTH would be destroyed. But Providence is protecting OUR planet.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Both facts are irrelevant to my goals. There are a variety of ways to destroy your planet, but that is not my intent.
Good day, Lactonius.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
YOU CANT DESTROY OUR PLANET DINGUS!
If the forces of the Void can’t, then your pathetic “crusade” can’t. If the forces of the Red Planet can’t, then your pathetic “crusade” can’t. The forces of the Moon can’t, and therefore, YOU CAN’T!
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
You assume that the Crusade is a singular force with a singular set of tactics or abilities.
Regardless, the Void and the Red Planet didn't exactly go down in history for their might. I don't even know what they are.
I will do what I want, when I want, and however I want.
I do not have any interest in destroying your planet, and for your sake, I would keep it that way.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
…you speak in contradictions.
I assume the Crusade cares not for the people of the cult, the people that the Hero saved from extinction, but that the Crusade cares for the elimination of these people because they allied themselves with a “cult?” A cult that doesn’t partake in violence or any of the other activities of the other cults, but a cult that protects others, acts as a bulwark for the weak.
Nothing about your cause is noble…remember that.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
I am not interested in nobility.
I am not interested in the elimination of people allied with cults.
I am interested in the elimination of cults.
Should a war break out, I will end it.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
…I think I see now.
The cult itself is not what you seek to destroy, but the chance of barbaric and unnecessary violence through wars?
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
In a sense.
Really, cults are a minor annoyance, all things considered.
Cult wars, however, are a nuisance. Truly bothersome.
Children should be kind to each other, not squabble over non-conflicting ideals. An argument is fine, so long as both sides are willing to concede should they be wrong. But if it escalates beyond that, I will be forced to step in.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels