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Quote from cynophobia_ >> Quote from _Tana_ >> Quote from cynophobia_ >> Quote from _Tana_ >> Quote from cynophobia_ >> Quote from _Tana_ >> What? meowing in alarm at the presence of a pokeball flying at my face Oh, dang How are you? I'm good! Was out all day with friends playing Pokemon Goo. Big Pokemon event today. Sounds fun I almost killed my entire party in D&D whoops I only killed three out of four! oh good lord, were they just bad at combat or was the encounter crazy hard?
Quote from _Tana_ >> Quote from cynophobia_ >> Quote from _Tana_ >> Quote from cynophobia_ >> Quote from _Tana_ >> What? meowing in alarm at the presence of a pokeball flying at my face Oh, dang How are you? I'm good! Was out all day with friends playing Pokemon Goo. Big Pokemon event today. Sounds fun I almost killed my entire party in D&D whoops I only killed three out of four!
Quote from cynophobia_ >> Quote from _Tana_ >> Quote from cynophobia_ >> Quote from _Tana_ >> What? meowing in alarm at the presence of a pokeball flying at my face Oh, dang How are you? I'm good! Was out all day with friends playing Pokemon Goo. Big Pokemon event today.
Quote from _Tana_ >> Quote from cynophobia_ >> Quote from _Tana_ >> What? meowing in alarm at the presence of a pokeball flying at my face Oh, dang How are you?
Quote from cynophobia_ >> Quote from _Tana_ >> What? meowing in alarm at the presence of a pokeball flying at my face
Quote from _Tana_ >> What?
What?
meowing in alarm at the presence of a pokeball flying at my face
Oh, dang
How are you?
I'm good! Was out all day with friends playing Pokemon Goo. Big Pokemon event today.
Sounds fun
I almost killed my entire party in D&D whoops
I only killed three out of four!
oh good lord, were they just bad at combat or was the encounter crazy hard?
The dice rolls had it out for them
The ability that killed all of them was a 36 on 4d12
And almost the entire party was unconscious
And double maximum HP insta kills
That killed two
And the rest of the party was on death saves
The first player rolls a 3, 1, 6 and dies
The second rolls a natural 20 and lives
Hello! Call me TanaMy pronouns are She/HerI have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and AceI will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I careCurrent Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
My turn begins, changing music to heavy metal ukulele now…
Recharges:
5
12
67
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Quote from LactoniusVII >> My turn begins, changing music to heavy metal ukulele now… Recharges: 5 12 67
Yessir! I’m going to use my Smite of Lunar Malice. I leap 3000 feet into the air. That’s the end of my turn.
Quote from LactoniusVII >> Quote from LactoniusVII >> My turn begins, changing music to heavy metal ukulele now… Recharges: 5 12 67 Yessir! I’m going to use my Smite of Lunar Malice. I leap 3000 feet into the air. That’s the end of my turn.
I burrow eighty feet into the ground then change my size to tiny (Using Shapeshift)
Quote from _Tana_ >> Quote from LactoniusVII >> Quote from LactoniusVII >> My turn begins, changing music to heavy metal ukulele now… Recharges: 5 12 67 Yessir! I’m going to use my Smite of Lunar Malice. I leap 3000 feet into the air. That’s the end of my turn. I burrow forty feet into the ground then change my size to tiny
I burrow forty feet into the ground then change my size to tiny
You…little…burrow mustard!!!
end of your turn?
Quote from LactoniusVII >> Quote from _Tana_ >> Quote from LactoniusVII >> Quote from LactoniusVII >> My turn begins, changing music to heavy metal ukulele now… Recharges: 5 12 67 Yessir! I’m going to use my Smite of Lunar Malice. I leap 3000 feet into the air. That’s the end of my turn. I burrow forty feet into the ground then change my size to tiny You…little…burrow mustard!!! end of your turn?
Yep!
And it's eighty, dash action
Quote from _Tana_ >> Quote from LactoniusVII >> Quote from _Tana_ >> Quote from LactoniusVII >> Quote from LactoniusVII >> My turn begins, changing music to heavy metal ukulele now… Recharges: 5 12 67 Yessir! I’m going to use my Smite of Lunar Malice. I leap 3000 feet into the air. That’s the end of my turn. I burrow forty feet into the ground then change my size to tiny You…little…burrow mustard!!! end of your turn? Yep! And it's eighty, dash action
BRUH.
Fine, start my turn, slam into the ground at 300000000 MPH, deal 512784 to nothing, then roll for recharges
1
55
Quote from LactoniusVII >> Quote from _Tana_ >> Quote from LactoniusVII >> Quote from _Tana_ >> Quote from LactoniusVII >> Quote from LactoniusVII >> My turn begins, changing music to heavy metal ukulele now… Recharges: 5 12 67 Yessir! I’m going to use my Smite of Lunar Malice. I leap 3000 feet into the air. That’s the end of my turn. I burrow forty feet into the ground then change my size to tiny You…little…burrow mustard!!! end of your turn? Yep! And it's eighty, dash action BRUH. Fine, start my turn, slam into the ground at 300000000 MPH, deal 504198 to nothing, then roll for recharges 6 85
Fine, start my turn, slam into the ground at 300000000 MPH, deal 504198 to nothing, then roll for recharges
6
85
End my turn.
Quote from _Tana_ >> asd
asd
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Quote from LactoniusVII >> Quote from _Tana_ >> asd ?
I posted that to see what you posted
It's a bug and that's how I solve it, normally I would have deleted that but you posted to fast
Ok we’re gonna have k resume this later, I’m about to fall asleep for probably 36 hours, anyways this is a great battle I think.
Recharge
Quote from _Tana_ >> 6 Recharge
YAY
Echoing Mew again!
Con save
Edit: DC 27
success you take half of the damage, fail you take full and are stunned and deafened for one minute
Damage 108
I hate the dice roller
100
Lectonius, Con save
36
Fail, your stunned and deafened for one minute
Immune to stunned, now I can’t hear my music!
The dice rolls had it out for them
The ability that killed all of them was a 36 on 4d12
And almost the entire party was unconscious
And double maximum HP insta kills
That killed two
And the rest of the party was on death saves
The first player rolls a 3, 1, 6 and dies
The second rolls a natural 20 and lives
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
My turn begins, changing music to heavy metal ukulele now…
Recharges:
5
12
67
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Yessir! I’m going to use my Smite of Lunar Malice. I leap 3000 feet into the air. That’s the end of my turn.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I burrow eighty feet into the ground then change my size to tiny (Using Shapeshift)
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
You…little…burrow mustard!!!
end of your turn?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Yep!
And it's eighty, dash action
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
BRUH.
Fine, start my turn, slam into the ground at 300000000 MPH, deal 512784 to nothing, then roll for recharges
1
55
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
End my turn.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I posted that to see what you posted
It's a bug and that's how I solve it, normally I would have deleted that but you posted to fast
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I posted that to see what you posted
It's a bug and that's how I solve it, normally I would have deleted that but you posted to fast
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I posted that to see what you posted
It's a bug and that's how I solve it, normally I would have deleted that but you posted to fast
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Ok we’re gonna have k resume this later, I’m about to fall asleep for probably 36 hours, anyways this is a great battle I think.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
6
Recharge
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
YAY
Echoing Mew again!
Con save
Edit: DC 27
success you take half of the damage, fail you take full and are stunned and deafened for one minute
Damage 108
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I hate the dice roller
100
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Lectonius, Con save
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
36
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Fail, your stunned and deafened for one minute
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Immune to stunned, now I can’t hear my music!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!