Cult Battle Royale!!!

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.

With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!

With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,

The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!

Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]

Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]

Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]

Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]

Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]

Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM! 

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