A young woman is at the park, walking a curly-coated cat on a leash
A man, formerly young-looking but aged by years and years of immense stress, sits on a nearby bench. He's a healthy weight, average height, and dressed in clothes far, far too warm for the sweltering city (sweater vest and apron). He looks over with tired red eyes. "Nice cat. I didn't realize people still kept them as pets."
'Yeah, they might be a bit niche but they're just soooo cute! You wanna pet him? His name is Mr Fuzzy'
He nods and delicately gives some head scritches. "He really is fuzzy. Where'd you even get him?"
He pats her head. "They just call me The Worldwide Gourmet. Or Mr. Worldwide. Or Chef Wide. I, uh, only have two stars out of five. I'm not really culinary nobility, I'm afraid. My hedonic engineering skills are a bit lacking."
"I would disagree you see! I can sense great potential in you." She said, beaming.
He thinks for a moment, then nods. "You're probably right. I have good study skills, and I'm highly adaptable, so that 3/5 is pretty much assured assuming someone doesn't assassinate me." He tilts his head. "You're really supportive. Most people don't really care, since they can't afford catering. They just eat out or buy something from the superstores. Ultraprocessed either way."
"I do care! Honest to god! Or whatever god is out there but whatever..." She rolls her eyes "You got talent!!! Wanna open a restaurant together? With my ability to summon anything and your cooking, we can take down every restaurant here!"
A young woman is at the park, walking a curly-coated cat on a leash
Stroth, who is watching above, waves down "Nice cat!"
'Thanks! You wanna pet him, he's friendly?'
"YES!!!" she jumps down off the building which is... at least 7 stories. She lands perfectly, without issue, without harm. She walks over, humming happily.
'How did you... ok, whatever. Cool trick, fair enough'. The cat walks over to Stroth, purring
She scoops it up and holds it close like a baby "I would die for this creature."
A young woman is at the park, walking a curly-coated cat on a leash
Stroth, who is watching above, waves down "Nice cat!"
'Thanks! You wanna pet him, he's friendly?'
"YES!!!" she jumps down off the building which is... at least 7 stories. She lands perfectly, without issue, without harm. She walks over, humming happily.
'How did you... ok, whatever. Cool trick, fair enough'. The cat walks over to Stroth, purring
She scoops it up and holds it close like a baby "I would die for this creature."
'If you wanna buy one, I can recommend you a breeder'. She starts scrolling on her phone, looking nervous
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He thinks for a moment, then nods. "You're probably right. I have good study skills, and I'm highly adaptable, so that 3/5 is pretty much assured assuming someone doesn't assassinate me." He tilts his head. "You're really supportive. Most people don't really care, since they can't afford catering. They just eat out or buy something from the superstores. Ultraprocessed either way."
"I do care! Honest to god! Or whatever god is out there but whatever..." She rolls her eyes "You got talent!!! Wanna open a restaurant together? With my ability to summon anything and your cooking, we can take down every restaurant here!"
"I uh, actually have a place. But it's a secret. I'd love your help, though, if you're up to it!" He reaches up, offering his paw to hold.
A young woman is at the park, walking a curly-coated cat on a leash
A man, formerly young-looking but aged by years and years of immense stress, sits on a nearby bench. He's a healthy weight, average height, and dressed in clothes far, far too warm for the sweltering city (sweater vest and apron). He looks over with tired red eyes. "Nice cat. I didn't realize people still kept them as pets."
'Yeah, they might be a bit niche but they're just soooo cute! You wanna pet him? His name is Mr Fuzzy'
He nods and delicately gives some head scritches. "He really is fuzzy. Where'd you even get him?"
'Specialist breeder. Could recommend them to you if you want?' She scrolls through her phone, looking nervous, before her eyes suddenly widen
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He thinks for a moment, then nods. "You're probably right. I have good study skills, and I'm highly adaptable, so that 3/5 is pretty much assured assuming someone doesn't assassinate me." He tilts his head. "You're really supportive. Most people don't really care, since they can't afford catering. They just eat out or buy something from the superstores. Ultraprocessed either way."
"I do care! Honest to god! Or whatever god is out there but whatever..." She rolls her eyes "You got talent!!! Wanna open a restaurant together? With my ability to summon anything and your cooking, we can take down every restaurant here!"
"I uh, actually have a place. But it's a secret. I'd love your help, though, if you're up to it!" He reaches up, offering his paw to hold.
A young woman is at the park, walking a curly-coated cat on a leash
Stroth, who is watching above, waves down "Nice cat!"
'Thanks! You wanna pet him, he's friendly?'
"YES!!!" she jumps down off the building which is... at least 7 stories. She lands perfectly, without issue, without harm. She walks over, humming happily.
'How did you... ok, whatever. Cool trick, fair enough'. The cat walks over to Stroth, purring
She scoops it up and holds it close like a baby "I would die for this creature."
'If you wanna buy one, I can recommend you a breeder'. She starts scrolling on her phone, looking nervous
A young woman is at the park, walking a curly-coated cat on a leash
Stroth, who is watching above, waves down "Nice cat!"
'Thanks! You wanna pet him, he's friendly?'
"YES!!!" she jumps down off the building which is... at least 7 stories. She lands perfectly, without issue, without harm. She walks over, humming happily.
'How did you... ok, whatever. Cool trick, fair enough'. The cat walks over to Stroth, purring
She scoops it up and holds it close like a baby "I would die for this creature."
'If you wanna buy one, I can recommend you a breeder'. She starts scrolling on her phone, looking nervous
"Nooooo, I can't sadly. I travel far too much."
'Fair. I'll be travelling too, hopefully. Might even be getting off of this rock. Mr Fuzzy would be coming too though'
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"I uh, actually have a place. But it's a secret. I'd love your help, though, if you're up to it!" He reaches up, offering his paw to hold.
She takes it and spins them "BUT OF COURSE!!!"
He stumbles a bit, clearly dizzy. "Uhh..." He stammers, trying to regain his focus. "It's, uh, under that tree." He points. "Knock three times, wait one second after the first, then two after the second. It'll open up. I'm really, uh, proud of it."
He nods and delicately gives some head scritches. "He really is fuzzy. Where'd you even get him?"
'Specialist breeder. Could recommend them to you if you want?' She scrolls through her phone, looking nervous, before her eyes suddenly widen
"I'd love that." He watches her face closely. "Is something wrong?"
'I'll send you the link. Oh, that? It's just that this plastic surgery is gonna be a lot more expensive than I thought. But I got to go for that job on New Coria...'
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"I'd love that." He watches her face closely. "Is something wrong?"
'I'll send you the link. Oh, that? It's just that this plastic surgery is gonna be a lot more expensive than I thought. But I got to go for that job on New Coria...'
He runs his hands down his face and leans forward. "You don't need surgery. But if you really feel like cosmetics are what you need to be complete, my sister is very good with that kind of thing. She's an... artist. A flesh weaver, you might say." He checks his phone.
"I'd love that." He watches her face closely. "Is something wrong?"
'I'll send you the link. Oh, that? It's just that this plastic surgery is gonna be a lot more expensive than I thought. But I got to go for that job on New Coria...'
He runs his hands down his face and leans forward. "You don't need surgery. But if you really feel like cosmetics are what you need to be complete, my sister is very good with that kind of thing. She's an... artist. A flesh weaver, you might say." He checks his phone.
'I might have to talk to her. And you don't understand, I do need it. New Coria is basically impossible to get into, but the new leader's put in a 'Beauty Pass'. If you score 90% or higher on a physical attractiveness test, then they let you in.'
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He runs his hands down his face and leans forward. "You don't need surgery. But if you really feel like cosmetics are what you need to be complete, my sister is very good with that kind of thing. She's an... artist. A flesh weaver, you might say." He checks his phone.
'I might have to talk to her. And you don't understand, I do need it. New Coria is basically impossible to get into, but the new leader's put in a 'Beauty Pass'. If you score 90% or higher on a physical attractiveness test, then they let you in.'
He sighs. "Of course. Only the prettiest livestock for the elite," he grumbles to himself. "My sister values self-expression and creativity over functionality. We both work in meat, but our specialties are subtly different. If you aren't doing this for yourself, she won't take you in. But if you give me the list of standards, I can do it. Precision and functionality will do the job."
He runs his hands down his face and leans forward. "You don't need surgery. But if you really feel like cosmetics are what you need to be complete, my sister is very good with that kind of thing. She's an... artist. A flesh weaver, you might say." He checks his phone.
'I might have to talk to her. And you don't understand, I do need it. New Coria is basically impossible to get into, but the new leader's put in a 'Beauty Pass'. If you score 90% or higher on a physical attractiveness test, then they let you in.'
He sighs. "Of course. Only the prettiest livestock for the elite," he grumbles to himself. "My sister values self-expression and creativity over functionality. We both work in meat, but our specialties are subtly different. If you aren't doing this for yourself, she won't take you in. But if you give me the list of standards, I can do it. Precision and functionality will do the job."
'I can send you the list, yeah. Think the guys on New Coria were getting worked up that all the prettiest girls were shut out behind the border whilst they had to make do without.' She tries to laugh. 'Good old Progress party, increasing our right to free movement, what can I say?' She rolls her eyes
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"Sorry..." Worldwide goes quiet, but doesn't seem all that bothered.
The guy harrumphs as he finally finished whatever he was doing and closes the flesh again "its fine. its just if i had messed up, my arm could have exploded. or worse"
"Why would you get an arm like that if it's so dangerous?"
''i had no other choice. it was this or loose the arm, and there are many pros, to the high cons"
He sighs. "Of course. Only the prettiest livestock for the elite," he grumbles to himself. "My sister values self-expression and creativity over functionality. We both work in meat, but our specialties are subtly different. If you aren't doing this for yourself, she won't take you in. But if you give me the list of standards, I can do it. Precision and functionality will do the job."
'I can send you the list, yeah. Think the guys on New Coria were getting worked up that all the prettiest girls were shut out behind the border whilst they had to make do without.' She tries to laugh. 'Good old Progress party, increasing our right to free movement, what can I say?' She rolls her eyes
"Ah. That type of job." He mumbles. "Yeah, that's about what I expected. I tend to help a lot of those folks when it comes down to it. Men can be really uncreative with their desires. More food, more power, more pretty girls. It's all so boring. Soldiers, sex workers, the homeless, the laborers, the incriminated, the infirmed, the animals... trash in the eyes of the elite. Livestock, and some of them even act like it. But I will say, my work is meaningful." He pulls a crumpled cigarette out of his vest pocket and tries to light it. "Industrialized suffering requires an industrialized relief effort."
"Why would you get an arm like that if it's so dangerous?"
''i had no other choice. it was this or loose the arm, and there are many pros, to the high cons"
"You could have gotten a new one. You dress like you could afford it."
"This arm is the reason i do. The people who did it paid an exponential amount to let them. Before this i was not unlike the others that line the streets."
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He nods and delicately gives some head scritches. "He really is fuzzy. Where'd you even get him?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I do care! Honest to god! Or whatever god is out there but whatever..." She rolls her eyes "You got talent!!! Wanna open a restaurant together? With my ability to summon anything and your cooking, we can take down every restaurant here!"
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She scoops it up and holds it close like a baby "I would die for this creature."
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'If you wanna buy one, I can recommend you a breeder'. She starts scrolling on her phone, looking nervous
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"I uh, actually have a place. But it's a secret. I'd love your help, though, if you're up to it!" He reaches up, offering his paw to hold.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Specialist breeder. Could recommend them to you if you want?' She scrolls through her phone, looking nervous, before her eyes suddenly widen
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
She takes it and spins them "BUT OF COURSE!!!"
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"Nooooo, I can't sadly. I travel far too much."
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"I'd love that." He watches her face closely. "Is something wrong?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Fair. I'll be travelling too, hopefully. Might even be getting off of this rock. Mr Fuzzy would be coming too though'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
He stumbles a bit, clearly dizzy. "Uhh..." He stammers, trying to regain his focus. "It's, uh, under that tree." He points. "Knock three times, wait one second after the first, then two after the second. It'll open up. I'm really, uh, proud of it."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I'll send you the link. Oh, that? It's just that this plastic surgery is gonna be a lot more expensive than I thought. But I got to go for that job on New Coria...'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
He runs his hands down his face and leans forward. "You don't need surgery. But if you really feel like cosmetics are what you need to be complete, my sister is very good with that kind of thing. She's an... artist. A flesh weaver, you might say." He checks his phone.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I might have to talk to her. And you don't understand, I do need it. New Coria is basically impossible to get into, but the new leader's put in a 'Beauty Pass'. If you score 90% or higher on a physical attractiveness test, then they let you in.'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
He sighs. "Of course. Only the prettiest livestock for the elite," he grumbles to himself. "My sister values self-expression and creativity over functionality. We both work in meat, but our specialties are subtly different. If you aren't doing this for yourself, she won't take you in. But if you give me the list of standards, I can do it. Precision and functionality will do the job."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I can send you the list, yeah. Think the guys on New Coria were getting worked up that all the prettiest girls were shut out behind the border whilst they had to make do without.' She tries to laugh. 'Good old Progress party, increasing our right to free movement, what can I say?' She rolls her eyes
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
''i had no other choice. it was this or loose the arm, and there are many pros, to the high cons"
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
"Ah. That type of job." He mumbles. "Yeah, that's about what I expected. I tend to help a lot of those folks when it comes down to it. Men can be really uncreative with their desires. More food, more power, more pretty girls. It's all so boring. Soldiers, sex workers, the homeless, the laborers, the incriminated, the infirmed, the animals... trash in the eyes of the elite. Livestock, and some of them even act like it. But I will say, my work is meaningful." He pulls a crumpled cigarette out of his vest pocket and tries to light it. "Industrialized suffering requires an industrialized relief effort."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"You could have gotten a new one. You dress like you could afford it."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"This arm is the reason i do. The people who did it paid an exponential amount to let them. Before this i was not unlike the others that line the streets."
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.