Hallo everyone, this is just a fun little post idea: let’s share some of your best quotes, lines, and interactions from your D&D adventures. DMs, players, it doesn’t matter; some of the best moments are collaborations. Nothing NSFW or the sort, but out of context is chill (I expect a lot of out of context lol). Other than that, go wild. I’m interested to hear what crazy stuff has been said.
To start, here’s a recent one with me, Balthoran, and LinkArcher from a PBP adventure that I’m actively DMing (the party is interrogating two captured bandits):
Balthoran, to a bandit while brandishing a sword and grinning: "First I'll start with your toes then your finger and I'll keep doing that until you tell me why you attacked us."
Me, voicing the other bandit: ”Wait! I thought <WE> were supposed to be the bad guys! This was not in the job description!”
Link: ”If you’re the bad guys, then we’re the anti-heroes.”
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Hello hello, I am Mr. Dicestone, a fellow adventurer and Planeswalker, enjoying the realm of wonders and wizardry and clicky math rocks. When not crafting the wonderful and whimsical world of Dan-thurás, I’m also working on custom spells and subclasses (hopefully coming soon to a forum or campaign near you) and other enjoyable settings for people to experience or staring with my third eye into space, rolling dice for no reason
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!
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Hallo everyone, this is just a fun little post idea: let’s share some of your best quotes, lines, and interactions from your D&D adventures. DMs, players, it doesn’t matter; some of the best moments are collaborations. Nothing NSFW or the sort, but out of context is chill (I expect a lot of out of context lol). Other than that, go wild. I’m interested to hear what crazy stuff has been said.
To start, here’s a recent one with me, Balthoran, and LinkArcher from a PBP adventure that I’m actively DMing (the party is interrogating two captured bandits):
Balthoran, to a bandit while brandishing a sword and grinning: "First I'll start with your toes then your finger and I'll keep doing that until you tell me why you attacked us."
Me, voicing the other bandit: ”Wait! I thought <WE> were supposed to be the bad guys! This was not in the job description!”
Link: ”If you’re the bad guys, then we’re the anti-heroes.”
Hello hello, I am Mr. Dicestone, a fellow adventurer and Planeswalker, enjoying the realm of wonders and wizardry and clicky math rocks. When not crafting the wonderful and whimsical world of Dan-thurás, I’m also working on custom spells and subclasses (hopefully coming soon to a forum or campaign near you) and other enjoyable settings for people to experience or staring with my third eye into space, rolling dice for no reason
*Lol I remember that! W Flins and Mia.*
“Mia bonks the crystal off his head.”
Same campaign, opening scene.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!