I cast magic mouth and it eats all the bacon trying to hit me

that's not how magic mouth works, but it's how it should work. also, I keep being late, but 9th level counterspell on bacon swarm

can't be countered, dispelled, ignores immunities and resistances, and its damage can't be prevented

too bad. I cast iExist's improved counterspell. take all the damage you were dishing out times 2

You die of exhaustion, it is too taxing.

this is why I have a homebrew item that lets me cast any spell that ever has or will exist with no material components, no casting time, no concentration, and infinite uses

edit: it also makes me unkillable by any means whatsoever

oh yes, this will be good.

You are immortal, but as you get older it begins to decay, and your aged bones and joints are always giving you pain. Light begins to hurt your weak eyes, and skin rots and hangs off your bones. You can barely move without feeling immense pain, and breaking at least 30 bones. You wish you were dead because of your constant pain, but "it also makes me unkillable by any means whatsoever"

Peace every one! Why must me fight? We all know that the correct way to solve this is peacefully!

we tried, but when they killed ban hammers peace ende

Peace died when the bacon golem was formed. That was an act of violence against anyone who opposed sedge

no, it's against hotheads like you

I ask iExist if they want me to kill them then reincarnate them.

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oh yes, this will be good.

You are immortal, but as you get older it begins to decay, and your aged bones and joints are always giving you pain. Light begins to hurt your weak eyes, and skin rots and hangs off your bones. You can barely move without feeling immense pain, and breaking at least 30 bones. You wish you were dead because of your constant pain, but "it also makes me unkillable by any means whatsoever"

immortal in the unaging sense of the word I already have a raise dead contingency spell

Stealth up on the bacon golem

19 +17

Huh ?? Explain me the +17 bonus... and why it should be taken as an advantage dice throw.

It seems you're over Powered... strangely OP, IMO.

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Peace died when the bacon golem was formed. That was an act of violence against anyone who opposed sedge

 This is, in fact, revisionist history, I believe that it was a peace offering from the Bacon Cult for respecting their Neutrality and not involving them. I believe that Both Sedge's Followers and Lovers of Bacon can coexist and foster great friendships.

also: https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/535705-combat-avatar-fixed. Who needs armor?

As a peace offering with the bacon cult, check this: The Recipe for the Bacon Golem ;)

We accept, and we share the secret of deep frying with the cult of sedge

you disgrace levirocks and our war against the evil cult of sedge

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!