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6th level lightfoot halfling swashbuckler rogue in the tavern. Up comes this beautiful elven barmaid. I decide to hit on her. When she brings back the drinks, a huge half-orc is hassling her. I intimidate the half-orc into backing off. I had +11, and I got a 19. A short little 3 foot halfling intimidates a huge 7 foot half-orc, at least 4 feet height difference with a total score of 30. To add insult to injury, I used prestidigitation to make the half-orc smell like crap and make his drinks taste like urine. At the end of the night, I laid the maid and made her my love interest.
I also had an intimidating halfling (Who was shorter than average, making him only about two feet tall). For a funny moment, I'm DMing HotDQ for my family, and my brother with a push/drag/lift capacity of 510lbs and a height of 6'7 threw my mom who was playing as a gnome across the chamber in the chapter three cave area 4, waking up all the bats and creating a bat storm.
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Just a place to share your funny stories. I will start.
6th level lightfoot halfling swashbuckler rogue in the tavern. Up comes this beautiful elven barmaid. I decide to hit on her. When she brings back the drinks, a huge half-orc is hassling her. I intimidate the half-orc into backing off. I had +11, and I got a 19. A short little 3 foot halfling intimidates a huge 7 foot half-orc, at least 4 feet height difference with a total score of 30. To add insult to injury, I used prestidigitation to make the half-orc smell like crap and make his drinks taste like urine. At the end of the night, I laid the maid and made her my love interest.
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I also had an intimidating halfling (Who was shorter than average, making him only about two feet tall). For a funny moment, I'm DMing HotDQ for my family, and my brother with a push/drag/lift capacity of 510lbs and a height of 6'7 threw my mom who was playing as a gnome across the chamber in the chapter three cave area 4, waking up all the bats and creating a bat storm.