I summon more pigs with warp energy. So what if they have 9 eyes, that’s not my problem?
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I like turkey jerky and beef jerky, except for the "gourmet" kind
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
I like turkey bologna but it's impossible to find it anymore :l
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I agree. Never liked the crunchy kind. But the worst is probably undercooked bacon which is too chewy and isn't salty XC
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
If you want to have a softer bacon, make sure to take it off the skillet a little bit before it’s done cooking. If you like it crunchy, take it off around when it’s done. It’ll keep cooking for a little bit due to the magic powers of BACONNNNN
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Don’t ever ask me to get a good charisma stat. I like watching my characters’ social lives disintegrate.
HAHAHAHAHA! FRIEND! I HAVE NOW INDUCTED YOU INTO THE COVEN OF HIGH BACON SORCERY! YOU DONT HAVE A CHOICE! *casts a spell causing you to gain massive amounts of bacon magic*
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I summon more pigs with warp energy. So what if they have 9 eyes, that’s not my problem?
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
yup
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Oh, this works out. We just dump the eyes in the ocean anyway.
It was meant to be.
Now to increase awareness of the awesome foods, bacon's relative, beef jerky, is also worthy of sharing. Bacon lovers, hail the jerky!
Declare your favorite flavor.
I do love peppercorn.
I dislike jerky.
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I like turkey jerky and beef jerky, except for the "gourmet" kind
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
I like turkey bologna but it's impossible to find it anymore :l
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Ooof
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
It's okay to not like jerky. As long as you love the salty sweet joy of bacon. Although jerky can also be salty sweet, it can't be moist or crispy.
Moist is superior, by the way. Crispy is good for salads.
I agree. Never liked the crunchy kind. But the worst is probably undercooked bacon which is too chewy and isn't salty XC
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Err. I'm a vegetarian.
stuff is cool
-me 2021
Meh, that’s ok.
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
instead of eat more chikin
EAT MORE BACON!!!
yeah
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Indeed
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
If you want to have a softer bacon, make sure to take it off the skillet a little bit before it’s done cooking. If you like it crunchy, take it off around when it’s done. It’ll keep cooking for a little bit due to the magic powers of BACONNNNN
Don’t ever ask me to get a good charisma stat. I like watching my characters’ social lives disintegrate.
HAHAHAHAHA! FRIEND! I HAVE NOW INDUCTED YOU INTO THE COVEN OF HIGH BACON SORCERY! YOU DONT HAVE A CHOICE! *casts a spell causing you to gain massive amounts of bacon magic*
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
we reward you
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
The...the POWER... I - I CANT HANDLE IT.. THE POWER! THE POWER OF BACON IS TOO MUCH! AAAUUUUGGHH - *Splat*
Don’t ever ask me to get a good charisma stat. I like watching my characters’ social lives disintegrate.
Oh shiiiiiiiii...................
*resurects* mabee a bit less power this time?
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I cast wish and ask for more bacon