No wonder you've been observed to be talking to yourself. Moving on... the cult must demonstrate that it is worthy of representing bacon. The head cultist will do fine. But the rest...?
NightskyPirate, are you head fryer or butcher. (you started it, you're one of our leaders) (The other leader is bacon, and yes, bacon can be a leader for it cannot be described by any adective known to man, due to its pure baconess)
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
No wonder you've been observed to be talking to yourself. Moving on... the cult must demonstrate that it is worthy of representing bacon. The head cultist will do fine. But the rest...?
Oh, you talk to yourself too? So I’m not the only sane one....
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
*gives levi some bacon* we can't give you too much bacon, you will die
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
you can't eat our god. Bacon isn't a tangible thing all the time, and you can't kill a concept :p. we kinda worship the concept because there is no one piece of bacon better than the rest. Basically, you don't worship the thing bacon. You worship the idea. And besides, NightSky pirate can just make more. Got that?
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
You must prove yourself worthy of eating bacon first.
Nope. I just fly over the altar, Grab/eat bacon and fly out a portal that closes behind me
No wonder you've been observed to be talking to yourself. Moving on... the cult must demonstrate that it is worthy of representing bacon. The head cultist will do fine. But the rest...?
A frying pan in my hand, I dump boiling hot bacon grease on you
NightskyPirate, are you head fryer or butcher. (you started it, you're one of our leaders) (The other leader is bacon, and yes, bacon can be a leader for it cannot be described by any adective known to man, due to its pure baconess)
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
lol I also ate a bacon sandwich for lunch c:
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
I am constantly late, but I will meteor swarm you.
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
I think that was me talking to myself
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Oh, you talk to yourself too? So I’m not the only sane one....
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
make a dex save with disadvantage, same dc
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
What’s the dc again?
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I'll be the head fryer and first friar. I vow that all my sustenance shall have meat, preferably bacon.
Bacon for the worthy.
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ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
good then
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Hi, I'm here. dab_master_one will gave me all the bacon. I devour your delicious god.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
yet not me that hurts, i started this war
Head Sorcerer and creator of the worshippers of Levi Rocks
*gives levi some bacon* we can't give you too much bacon, you will die
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
you can't eat our god. Bacon isn't a tangible thing all the time, and you can't kill a concept :p. we kinda worship the concept because there is no one piece of bacon better than the rest. Basically, you don't worship the thing bacon. You worship the idea. And besides, NightSky pirate can just make more. Got that?
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
I cast a ninth level spell that I just made up known as destroy livestock. I cast it to destroy all pigs in the entire universe at the same time.
edit: nah, I'll just do nothing.
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.