My players: okay, we have two choices here, kill the green dragon like the quest says, OR we could hunt for bacon, cause, y'know, bacon. Hmmmmm... [split 50/50 between plot and bacon for 5 minutes]. Wait a sec... What if we kill the dragon and make it INTO bacon.
-one boss fight later-
Me: Uhhhh... you get 10 hunks of dragon bacon each, I guess
-later-
Me: Okay, if they're a bacon cult, I might as well make a pre existing one...
-today-
Me: crap, that already exists on DDB? The Heck? Is their a Haeck cult?
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
The One Lord commands you to renounce worship of your food. You can rise, and leave these deep depths of weakness, or you can continue to devote yourself to beings that are even lesser than you are.
Are you a fool? We renounce your proposition. Go after the cult of grammar, they enforce spelling, definition, and grammar in a fricking online forum.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
You have no mastery over such things, it would seem, for you cannot wield what only the mighty can wield, and you cannot see what only the great can see. But I can, I, herald of One Lord, king, sorcerer, and master of all the world. For I, and I alone have seen into the darkest depths of night, yet have returned unbroken in body and spirit.
Light and dark have no meaning in the warp, and I shall provide a safe haven for all of my fellows in that dimension. I have a daemon planet under my control, and if we need a base, we’ll, that spots open!
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
You have no mastery over such things, it would seem, for you cannot wield what only the mighty can wield, and you cannot see what only the great can see. But I can, I, herald of One Lord, king, sorcerer, and master of all the world. For I, and I alone have seen into the darkest depths of night, yet have returned unbroken in body and spirit.
bruf
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
You have no mastery over such things, it would seem, for you cannot wield what only the mighty can wield, and you cannot see what only the great can see. But I can, I, herald of One Lord, king, sorcerer, and master of all the world. For I, and I alone have seen into the darkest depths of night, yet have returned unbroken in body and spirit.
bruf
Wot
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
You have no mastery over such things, it would seem, for you cannot wield what only the mighty can wield, and you cannot see what only the great can see. But I can, I, herald of One Lord, king, sorcerer, and master of all the world. For I, and I alone have seen into the darkest depths of night, yet have returned unbroken in body and spirit.
bruf
Wot
much borfs
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
Here is a small story:
My players: okay, we have two choices here, kill the green dragon like the quest says, OR we could hunt for bacon, cause, y'know, bacon. Hmmmmm... [split 50/50 between plot and bacon for 5 minutes]. Wait a sec... What if we kill the dragon and make it INTO bacon.
-one boss fight later-
Me: Uhhhh... you get 10 hunks of dragon bacon each, I guess
-later-
Me: Okay, if they're a bacon cult, I might as well make a pre existing one...
-today-
Me: crap, that already exists on DDB? The Heck? Is their a Haeck cult?
Proud poster on the Create a World thread
Lol
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
The One Lord commands you to renounce worship of your food. You can rise, and leave these deep depths of weakness, or you can continue to devote yourself to beings that are even lesser than you are.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
Homebrew: Magic items, Subclasses
Are you a fool? We renounce your proposition. Go after the cult of grammar, they enforce spelling, definition, and grammar in a fricking online forum.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Yes, they do that, it’s annoying
But also kinda funny at times
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
especially when they dont correct it righht an wen thay doent corect itt aet al
Hahahahaha yos loolooloolooloolooloolooloolool
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
We should go to war with them
Lats gu te da tread and towtuwer dem.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
You have no mastery over such things, it would seem, for you cannot wield what only the mighty can wield, and you cannot see what only the great can see. But I can, I, herald of One Lord, king, sorcerer, and master of all the world. For I, and I alone have seen into the darkest depths of night, yet have returned unbroken in body and spirit.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
Homebrew: Magic items, Subclasses
Light and dark have no meaning in the warp, and I shall provide a safe haven for all of my fellows in that dimension. I have a daemon planet under my control, and if we need a base, we’ll, that spots open!
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Translation............ Let's go to the thread and torture them.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
To war
bruf
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Wot
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
much borfs
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Bacon> Grammar x cI
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
We will not fight the Dragons for Bacon nor shall we correct the Grammar Police. But... we will provide you with
arms🥓.Praise the Mighty Fried Meat.
We need more bacon!
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine