The Bovines shall fall, like the Dragon Queen before them. You are weaklings, nothing compared to the grandeur of the One Lord. For his strength is my strength, and to his might and majesty none can compared. This foolish cult shall be laid to ruin through his power, and I shall destroy every last member, and so shall the Cult of the One Lord rise, from the ashes of the Cults of Sedge and Bovine. Your names shall be told only in whispers, rumors of those that dared to defy the will of the One Lord, and thus were consumed by the endless night.
sorry dude, the bovines are like a virus. the more you try to get rid of them, the more they multiply. plus if you keep on like this you will never get milk in your cereal again...
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“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
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bovine lovers are welcome here. even if they are tarrasques ;)
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Thank you for welcoming me :D
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
you are welcome to be welcomed
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Bovines Forever! Hail Sedge! Lets go tarrasques!
Check this out: https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/1001376-warrior-bovine
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
The Bovines shall fall, like the Dragon Queen before them. You are weaklings, nothing compared to the grandeur of the One Lord. For his strength is my strength, and to his might and majesty none can compared. This foolish cult shall be laid to ruin through his power, and I shall destroy every last member, and so shall the Cult of the One Lord rise, from the ashes of the Cults of Sedge and Bovine. Your names shall be told only in whispers, rumors of those that dared to defy the will of the One Lord, and thus were consumed by the endless night.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
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sorry dude, the bovines are like a virus. the more you try to get rid of them, the more they multiply. plus if you keep on like this you will never get milk in your cereal again...
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
And the warrior bovine tho...
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
Bovines are beautiful.
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
I am still a bovinian (that’s now a thing, nerds)
but I am also not
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
As king of the cows, I declare this a masterpiece. It serves as a reminder : Bovines are unwavering allies of the Cult of Sedge. Moo.
@I_Love_Tarrasques, we have an enormous debt to repay. Thank you.
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I love that XD
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Bovines are unwavering in general: stout companions they are.
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
Hurrah for bovines! (Although you should get your grammar checked.)
You will have the full support of the Cult of Planar Politics in whatever you and your god Arnold do.
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
*Bows deeply* "Welcome, cow friend."
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Thank moo, cow person.
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
Also, bovines, what type of political system do you use?
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
Greetings
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
You bovines make it sound like a monarchy, but their must be more, right?
Greetings, Daryll_Goodfellow.
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
In their first post they wish to expand their influence by getting people to add bovine into their username sooo...
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Yes, but WHAT IS THEIR POLITICAL SYSTEM!!??????????
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*